jimmy au

anonymous asked:

What do you do during mating season??

S: Seriously? You’re asking me that?
S: I didn’t sign up for this. (walks out, blushing lightly) 

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K: He totally becomes more smitten with me than usual! And, god, I knew he has a romantic side somewhere (deep, deep, very deep in his heart) but god it’s so adorable when he tries his best. Also, cuddling?! More than usual?! Yes please. He loves getting attention and ughhhhhhh, when I help him preen. Save me. 

Actually no, don’t. I’m happy where I am. \(^qqq^)/ 

Also oh b o y when we get to third bas—

S: You heard nothing.

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So about that sp cat au… 

Feel free to talk to me about it or ask me stuf cause I’m bored and lonely 

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I DID IT FUCK YEH
SP gang AU (ref part 2 / part 1)

Girls team !! (20-21yo too and all are lesbians fck yeh with beautiful nails)

  • Heidi (knife) :
    - her eyes are fckg creepy lol / “call me a bitch again” / cute but don’t fuck with her plz. / works at a flower shop
  • Wendy (baseball bat + hands) :
    - hella tombooyyy / go out with Red / sport girl
  • Bebe (hands) :
    - best friend with Wendy / Gossip with Clyde / still has so many shoes
  • Red (knife) :
    - R I C H / tall n skinny / the goth girlfriend / sells weapons
  • Nichole (hands) :
    - go out with Bebe / best friend with Red / helps Red with her weapons business / S T R O N G / she breaks up with Token for Bebe lol

Jimmy’s gang

  • Jimmy : 
    - still does bad jokes / hang out the most of his time with Timmy / pout face
  • Timmy :
    - wanna be friends with everyone / protect him

Not part of a gang lol

  • David :
    - still working at his parents restaurant / “IT’S D A V I D” / friends with our new kids (clydesnewmom n mine)
  • Tricia (13yo) :
    - can beat your ass and spit on you / thinks her bro is dumb / steals boy sweaters bc it’s more comfortable
  • Karen (14yo) :
    - PURE SWEET / protect her / best friend with Tricia
  • Ike (12yo) :
    - creepy eyes can glow in the dark / delivery boy / sweet 
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thanks @frostedfflakes for this fantastic suggestion, I had to draw it !! 

claptrap!butters has a cracked lens from that one time Kenny “accidentally” hit him with a throwing star. He and Jimmy have a travelling act with Jimmy doing comedy routines and Butters tapdancing (or attempting to with a wheel instead of feet anyway…)

plus some quick craig and tweek. 

The Arrangement Masterlist

Summary: in an AU where the Winchester family owns a multi-million dollar company, Dean’s in a bit of a pinch. Grandpa Samuel is threatening to cut him off if he doesn’t straighten out and stop getting into trouble. Instead of taking some responsibility, Dean comes up with an ingenious plan: find someone to pretend to be his girlfriend. You and Dean have never gotten along, but a fake relationship seems to be beneficial to you both… 

Part 1

Part 2 -  Sam disapproves of your little arrangement, and you and Dean have you ‘first date’

Part 3 -  Dean reflects on your first date, and makes plans. The second date goes a little better, and Dean finds out how good your acting skills really are.

Part 4 -  You spend the night at Dean’s place

Part 5 -  Dean struggles to deal with the rest of the morning, and then gets an unexpected call. The two of you go on a double date with Sam and Jess.

Part 6 -   Jess informs you about Dean’s past, and Sam teases Dean. After dinner, Dean brings you home to find someone unexpected waiting for you, and helps you deal with it.

Part 7 -  Dean meets your mother, and you go dress shopping with Jess.

Part 8 -  You and Dean head out to his hometown, where you finally get to meet Mary and John. The sleeping situation causes some minor problems.

Part 9You and Dean have an interesting morning, but Sam interrupts. Later, you and Mary have a little heart to heart, and Dean says something surprising.

Part 10 - The gala finally arrives, and Dean is absolutely floored by your dress. An interaction with Samuel leaves Dean fuming, but you calm him down. Dean finally admits his feelings.

Part 11 -  Dean reflects on the evening, and the two of you have a talk

Part 12 - someone delivers some unexpected and unpleasant news, sending you running. Sam and Benny confront Dean, and the three of them go looking for you.  

Part 13you head to the only safe place you can think of. A talk with your father gives you the courage to return to work, where Dean finds you immediately. But he’s not expecting your reaction. Charlie and Cas come to the rescue. 

Part 14Dean tries to cope with your breakup, and then gets a surprise visit from Crowley. Your friends take you out to try and cheer you up, but eventually you head home alone, only to find someone waiting for you.

Part 15You have an encounter with Mark, and Dean shows up just in time. The next morning, the two of you talk things out. Sam arrives with some news.

Part 16 (conclusion) -  Dean responds to Sam’s news. The two of you pay a visit to Samuel, who lashes out. Secrets are revealed and threats are made, leaving you reeling. You and Dean discuss the future.

Epilogue - A few months after the events of part 16. Sam and Jess’s wedding, a housewarming party, and revealing conversations.

Epiloge Part 2 - The Fourth of July finds you and the Winchester clan at the lake to celebrate the holiday. Jess shares some news and Dean surprises you with an important question.

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Please. PLEASE. Someone give this man a handshake. 😭 Joonie 💛 he was so shook

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south park characters on vacation

destination: clearwater beach, florida

on the plane

stan: taking everyone’s paper puke bags, just in case

kyle: falls asleep for most of the flight, the other portion is him worrying about stan getting sick

eric: steals everyone’s peanuts. is the most annoying one of the flight

kenny: flirting with every single flight attendant. every. single. one.

butters: coloring, and makes friends with a few crying babies on the flight

craig: falls asleep for about a half an hour, and comforts tweek for the rest of the flight

clyde: uses all of his expensive data just to share memes on instagram with everyone

token: actually manages to fall asleep for the entire flight. brought all of his own luxury shit and let no one touch them

jimmy: writing a whole bunch of stuff, constantly cracking his knuckles on the flight and enjoying clyde’s meme sharing. silently lip syncing to cheesy 80s songs

tweek: panicking for the entire flight. keeps using data to text his parents saying “i love you! i dont want to die today!!!”. only craig can calm him down…kind of

at the hotel

eric:  claims the largest bedroom with the king sized bed, even though everyone agreed on sharing a room due to the amount of people. eats all the food in the hotel.

kyle: argues with eric for a good 10 minutes, eventually gives in and shares the couch with jimmy. usually the one cleaning up after everyone.

stan: could give 2 shits about what’s going on, agrees to share a bed with token. mainly found trying to sneak a swig of alcohol

kenny: shares a bed with butters, and is willing to share a bed with anyone ;o. often caught watching porn or speaking in fluent innuendos

butters: chooses the room with the largest window for the most sunlight to come through, is more than happy to be sharing a room with kenny. cleans up the room with kyle a lot. he likes to decorate the room.

craig: grabs on to tweek as quick as possible and runs to a bed before anyone can claim tweek as their roommate. always cuddling with tweek on the couch watching red racer

clyde: sleeps on the floor of stan and token’s room, no one wanted to be his roommate. only chose token to take advantage of his luxury toiletries.

jimmy: is fine with anything, but is hesitant about sleeping on a small couch. settles down when kyle saying he’ll be sleeping on the other couch. usually the one separating any argument occurring or telling vacation related jokes

tweek: only wants to be with craig. no questions asked. usually worrying about unlikely things that will happen, like if they get murdered on the beach and someone throws the bodies in the ocean and no one knows what happened to them.

on the beach

stan: brings a bluetooth speaker to connect to his phone, the one asking if anyone wants to go swimming

kyle: aware of all the urine that is excreted in the ocean daily, he stays away from the ocean. 

eric: brings snacks, but he eats half of them. kicks sand in everyones face, especially kyle’s

kenny: staring at every woman who passes by in a bikini, mainly staring at their breasts.

butters: brings SPF 100 sunscreen for everyone, because he “wouldn’t want to see anyone get cooked like a roast out in this sun”

craig: tries to go in the water, but it’s too cold for him. stays back and isolates himself from everyone

clyde: swims in the ocean with stan. his trunks, too loose for him body, accidentally fall off. he runs back to shore crying

token: comforts clyde after the embarrassing incident. seen with his gucci fucking sunglasses

jimmy: can’t really walk on the sand with his crutches, so kyle offers to carry him until they reach the desired spot. he brings cards for everyone to play games with. 

tweek: stays in the shade with layers upon layers on sunscreen. the vision of murder on the beach keeps re-appearing. he eventually walks back to the hotel and stays under the sheets

if someone wants to draw this au, please hmu ;o

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Casual Friday Tuesday

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