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The ending of the Oscars 2017: A Gif Summary

Warren Beatty: “And the oscar for best picture goes to La La Land!”

La La Land:

La La Land cast/crew read the card:

La La Land cast/crew: 

La La Land cast/crew to Moonlight cast/crew: 

Moonlight cast/crew: 

Jimmy Kimmel and Warren Beatty: 

this scene messed me up SO BADLY the first time that i decided to replay the whole game up to this point just to make it last longer & now i’m finally back

anyway, important things to note:

michael fucking trying to hide jimmy behind him, just in case trevor leaps over the counter and tries to strangle him, for no reason, right there and then, in front of his parents, a random yoga instructor, and god

the lil hissed “that’s great!!! that’s great which i am just feeling so hard for some reason
like i will forever be hearing that in my head when some rich stingy self-absorbed asshole brags to me about their latest pay raise or whatever.
that beautiful menacing edge of “i am actually so fucking angry at your entire existence that i have become unable to process my own emotions and instead looped back to slightly irritated apathy”

the fact that michael expects him to hurt his children and instead the very first thing trevor wants to do is save one

the fact that michael is so surprised about this even though tracey has always loved her uncle t and vice versa

the fact that he’s built up trevor to be this horrible, uncaring monster in his head - which he absolutely IS, just not when it comes to his friends! not when it comes to him! - in order to justify every shitty thing he’s done to him, and now he’s being reminded what he’s ACTUALLY like and it just dmfdnqnwfoqwnf

AND THEN MICHAEL GETS IN THE CAR AND STARTS FUCKING, BRO-TALKING IT UP ABOUT GODDAMN KALE PROTEIN SHAKES, SAVE THESE STUPID IDIOTS, THIS GAME IS GOING TO KILL ME

Ron: What’s with the minus? A simple F would do. I mean, isn’t anyone worried about damaging my self esteem here? 

Ron’s self esteem must already be damaged from being around Kim all the time and being compared to her. The villains basically never remember Ron. He can’t pick up chicks to save his life. Although, for someone with such low self esteem, he is quite bold; I still remember his “NEED A DATE? CALL RON” billboard. 

As for the F-, the teachers I’ve seen around the school are kind of dicks. It’s not the lowest grade I’ve seen in cartoons. Sheen from Jimmy Neutron got a F—-. That’s four minuses. Kuzco from Emperor’s New School got a G-. The “lowest” I’ve ever seen was Dave from Dave the Barbarian scored a grade of Z

Don’t worry, Ron! You are still doing better than them somehow. 

Also, They are still taking the Latin classed they signed up for in Sitch in Time. Yay for continuity there!