jim moriarty hi!

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do you ever think about Jim making the Sir Boast-a-lot video

Like writing the script and noting down in brackets “angry face” “psycho smile” “mocking tone” “more sarcasm here” and putting himself in front of the camera actually making all of those facial expressions omg

Then editing it with movie maker and choosing with great care every single special effect and cursing because the programme keeps freezing or the sound of the fake thunder doesn’t come in time with the fake rain holy shit can you imagine it

You can bet your ass he locked the fucking cab’s doors after Sherlock climbed in because there was no way that fucker could escape the result of four days of hard work and a hundred coffee cups

Reasons to love Jim Moriarty

• Charming Irish accent

• Says words like teensy, gotcha, and sissy 

 • Ends texts with kisses  

 • Uses “you just can’t” and “that’s sexier” as justifications 

 • Is very polite and flirts a lot

JIM MORIARTY IS NOT DEAD

YOU CAN PRY JIM MORIARTY FROM MY COLD DEAD FINGERS, I DONT CARE IF EURUS HINTS HIS DEATH, I I DONT CARE HOW MANY TIMES SHERLOCK SAYS IT, I DONT CARE IF THEY NEVER BRING HIM BACK.
JIM MORIARTY IS ALIVE. I AM SO MAD. HE IS ALIVE AND NOTHING ON THIS PLANET COULD EVER MAKE ME BELIEVE ANY DIFFERENT. I DONT CARE HOW MANY VIDEO CLIPS HE RECORDED, I DONT CARE IF I SEE THE BACK OF HIS HEAD BLOWN OFF., YOU COUKD SHOW ME A THOUSAND FLAHS BACK SCENES, YOU COULD SHOW ME HIS BODY ON A SLAB. JIM MORIARTY IS HIS OWN MAN WHO WASN’T CONTROLLED BY EURUS OR ANYONE ELSE. I DONT CARE HOW MANY TIMES PEOPLE TELL ME HE IS DEAD. HE IS NOT DEAD.
NOT. DEAD.