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Avengers: The Children’s Crusade (2012) #1 (of 9)

“I go to all the trouble to rescue you, and you two are in here making out? You’re prisoners. Prisoner don’t stand around making out with each other. Do they?”

I love Tommy so much, even if it’d be nice to get a kiss after such a tender moment.


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Avengers: The Children’s Crusade (2012) #1 (of 9)

Back when the Young Avengers was really taking off on tumblr a few years ago, I was a little confused on where they had come from. I was familiar with Young Justice over at DC but since I had been spending so much time with DC stuff it was like, to me, the Young Avengers just appeared out of the blue. 

So I didn’t know where to start to catch up so it was actually this limited series that was my first real introduction to the team. That might seem fairly random (and it is) but as such this story has kind of held a special  place for me as one of the reasons I began getting invested in Marvel again after years of having gone turncoat in aggravation and sticking with DC instead. 

But let’s talk about this cover: this is like, basically a movie poster. They could not fit more dynamic character poses into this if they tried. And while there’s definitely some math problems so far as even rep for girls and boys, I do like that Kate and Cassie get like actual poses instead of just busts out looking vaguely sexy. 

Wanda gets the short end of that particular stick. Her head’s not nearly as big and menacing looking as Steve and Tony’s!

Carol’s.. there. Much like her role in the comic itself. But we’ll get further into that.


Avengers: The Children’s Crusade (2012) #1 (of 9)

“And you think I have the power to do something like that… Because you believe Tommy and I really are the sons of the Scarlet Witch?”

“Here we go…”

“Tommy has doubts, but how else do you explain a speedster and a witch named “Thomas” and “William” who could be twins?”

What, it’s been months and Tony can’t be bothered to fork a few hundred dollars and have you two DNA tested? You’re going to tell me that at the very least the two of you still haven’t confirmed you’re twins? Or that SHIELD or Tony Stark himself doesn’t have a DNA sample for one of their longest timed members turned most feared mutant on the planet?

No one’s given anyone a paternity test?

But I suppose that level of thinking would also mean like… Tommy and Billy having to think of how weird it is to be on a team with a teenage version of their former kind of dad?

Nevermind, it’s okay, that’d be a weird thing to think about. Leave this giant plot hole in its place instead. 

I do love Billy calling out the Avengers on the hypocrisy of how they handle people though. I always love when heroes get called on these things because it’s like. At least the writer’s can admit that they’re making the characters contrived to justify what they’re doing. And you can feel that way and still love the characters on the receiving end.

Just look at how many Batman reviews I’ve given!


Avengers: The Children’s Crusade (2012) #1 (of 9)

“In the beginning, nobody knew what to make of us. Seven super-powered Avengers fans who only came together because the Avengers themselves had fallen apart. Since then, we’ve fought Kang the Conqueror, a super hero Civil War, a Secret Invasion of Earth, and a siege on Asgard. So you’d think maybe the Avengers would trust us by now… But we’re still fighting to prove we’re worth of being called Young Avengers … even if it kills us. 

“Cassie Lang’s father was the microscopic Ant-Man. After his death, Cassie used her dad’s Pym Particles to follow in his footsteps as the size-changing Stature. Vision is the latest incarnation of the android Avenger who can manipulate his own density — and whose synthezoid soul makes him every bit as human as the rest of us. 

“Eli Bradley’s grandfather was the original Captain America. A third generation super-soldier, Eli continues to fight for peace as Patriot. Former New York society deb Kate Bishop so impressed Captain America on the battlefield that he gave her Clint Barton’s bow and dubbed her the new Hawkeye. 

“Tommy Shepherd has super-speed, white hair, and a criminal past — all of which he shares with the former Avenger Quicksilver. For obvious reasons, he’s called Speed. He also happens to look exactly like me which — in addition to my having magic powers — makes me think Tommy and I might actually be the long lost twin sons of Quicksilver’s sister, the Scarlet Witch. My name is Billy Kaplan, but in the field I’m called Wiccan. 

“A super-strong shape-shifter, Teddy Altman is the son of the Kree Captain Marvel. Like his late father, Teddy protects the planet as Hulkling. He’s also my boyfriend.”

Okay, so I know that anyone else who ever read the Babysitter Club books during their formative years or the Boxcar Children books or Nancy Drew or the Hardy Boys – literally anyone else who read books in fifth grade, is having the same flashbacks that I am right now. And depending on your love of nostalgia you’re loving it or hating it.

That being said, I love it. And this was incredibly helpful back when I was first getting to know the Young Avengers. I was like “Oh, obviously this isn’t the beginning for them but I sure as heck know what I’m reading now! That’s a good thing!”

And it was.

I also like the detail of the opening splash with Kate, Eli, and Tommy in the lead. I genuinely adore those three and think Kate and Eli in particular were the best leaders the team had.