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Male Singer Zodiac Signs

Aries: Brendon Urie

Taurus: Chris Brown

Gemini: Paul McCartney

Cancer: Drake Bell

Leo: Joe Jonas

Virgo: Michael Jackson

Libra: John Lennon

Scorpio: Drake

Sagittarius: Jim Morrison

Capricorn: Zayn Malik

Aquarius: Justin Timberlake

Pisces: Kurt Cobain

Quand tu mène une petite vie tranquille et que les convention te donne une chance énorme (convention ou non d’ailleurs !) 

Ici présent : Andrew Scott, Josh Herdman, James Marster, Paul McGann, Colin Firth, François Descraques, Jonas Suotamo, Tim Rose, Chris Rankin &  Slim Berhoun 

RELEVANT HISTORICAL PEOPLE BY SIGN

Aries: Doris Day, Clyde Barrow, Johann Bach, William Wordsworth, Booker T. Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Maya Angelou, Robert Frost, Leonardo Da Vinci, Raphael, Lucrezia Borgia, Vincent Van Gogh, Rene Descartes, Harry Houdini,  Thomas Hobbes, Marlon Brando, Francis Ford Coppola, Wilbur Wright, Billie Holiday, Charlie Chaplin, Giovanni Casanova, The Iceman Killer

Taurus: Queen Elizabeth II, Immanuel Kant, William Shakespeare, Malcolm X, John Muir, Vladimir Lenin, Hirohito, Karl Marx, James Buchanan, Pyotr Tchaikovsky, Pierre Curie, James Monroe, Salvador Dalí, Maria Theresa, Jack Ruby, Napoleon III, Orson Welles, Harry Truman, Florence Nightingale, Saddam Hussein, Charlotte Brontë

Gemini: Jeffrey Dahmer, Wild Bill Hickok, Marquis de Sade, Pauline Cushman, Alexandra Feodorovna, Walt Whitman, Dante, Anne Frank, Clint Eastwood, Igor Sikorsky, Blaise Pascal, Marilyn Monroe, Morgan Freeman, John Ringling, Paul McCartney, Lord Scott Disick, Lana del Rey, David Berkowitz, Pancho Villa, Judy Garland, Arthur Conan Doyle, Morrissey, Helen Bonham Carter

Cancer: Princess Diana, Gustav Klimt, Harrison Ford, Malala Yousfzai, Nikola Tesla, Gregor Mendel, Bob Marley, George Orwell, Nathaniel Hawthorne, Solange Knowles, Robin Williams, Frida Kahlo, Alan Turing, Benedict Cumberbatch, Ron Kovic, Helen Keller, Gertrude Stein, Ernest Hemingway, Nelson Mandela, Anne Lindbergh, John Quincy Adams, Elizabeth Borden

Leo: Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar, Andy Warhol, Barack Obama, Louis Armstrong, Virginia Dare, Jackie Kennedy, Amelia Earhart, Patrick Swayze, Francis Scott Key, Bill Clinton, Coco Chanel, Mick Jagger, Henry Ford, Lucille Ball, Orville Wright, Benito Mussolini, Clara Bow, Napoleon, Alfred Hitchcock, Fidel Castro, J.K. Rowling, Elizabeth Bathóry, Black Dahlia, Caylee Anthony

Virgo: Greta Garbo, Stephen King, Michael Jackson, Van Morrison, Elsa Schiaparelli, Jesse Owens, Beyoncé Knowles, Tim Burton, Ivan the Terrible, Louis XVI, Rita Dove, Ed Gein, Sophia Loren, Andrea Bocelli, Leo Tolstoy, Freddie Mercury, Pippa Middleton, Paul Walker, Dale Chihuly, Mother Teresa, Gene Simmons, Milton Hershey, Prince Harry, Queen Elizabeth, Roald Dahl, Jesse James, Agatha Christie, Amy Winehouse

Libra: Ben E. King, John Krasinski, Bonnie Parker, Scott Fitzgerald, Sting, Ray Charles, William Faulkner, Arthur Miller, Etan Patz, Kubali Khan, Alfred Nobel, Molly Pitcher, Jimmy Carter, Daryl Hall, Jonathan Edwards, Dwight Eisenhower, Johnny Appleseed, Kim Kardashian, Oscar Wilde, Margaret Thatcher, Ed Sullivan, Vladimir Putin, Niel Bohr, Bruce Springsteen, Anne Rice, Eleanor Roosevelt, John Lennon, Mahatma Gandhi, Jesse Jackson, Chuck Berry, Confucius

Scorpio: Lorde, Christopher Columbus, Hillary Clinton, Bruce Jenner, Theodore Roosevelt, Erasmus, Edith Head, Joni Mitchell, Lee Krasner, Bill Gates, John Adams, Carl Sagan, Claude Monet, Pablo Picasso, Ezra Pound, Charles Manson, Abigail Adams, Leon Trotsky, Jonas Salk

Sagittarius: Jim Morrison, Walt Disney, Mark Twain, Nero, Judd Nelson, Ludwig van Beethoven, Winston Churchill, Jane Fonda, Wassily Kandinsky, Louisa May Alcott, Pope Francis, Bill Nye, Emily Dickinson, Steven Spielberg, Joseph Stalin, Mary Todd Lincoln, C.S. Lincoln, Mary Walker, Jane Austen, Tyra Banks, Ted Bundy, Charles Ringling, Ada Lovelace

Capricorn: Kate Middleton, Paul Revere, Al Capone, Louis Pasteur, Muhammad Ali, J.D. Salinger, Elvis Presley, Alice Paul, Odetta, Richard Nixon, Edgar Allen Poe, Humphrey Bogart, Marlene Dietrich, Alexander Hamilton, Benjamin Franklin, Isaac Newton, Paul Cezanne, Cary Grant, Betty White, Dolly Parton, Janis Joplin, Mao Tse-tung, Marilyn Manson

Aquarius: Franklin D. Roosevelt, Maria von Trapp, Nicolas Sarkozy, Susan B. Anthony, Abraham Lincoln, Thomas Edison, Charles Darwin, Laura Ingalls Wilder, Wolfgang Mozart, Rosa Parks, Jackson Pollock, Bessie Coleman, Francis Bacon, Billie Joe Armstrong, Charles Dickens, Thomas Paine, Thomas More, Buzz Aldrin, Eddie Van Halen, Ronald Reagan, Bono, Ellen Degeneres, Paul Newman, Galileo, James Dean

Pisces: Mikhail Gorbachev, Jenna Fischer, Linus Pauling, Dr. Seuss, Chief Joseph, Neville Chamberlain, George Washington, Alexander Graham Bell, Albert Einstein, Marjorie Merriweather, Levi Strauss, Alexander McQueen, Steve Jobs, Jon Bon Jovi, Kurt Cobain, Nicolaus Copernicus, Elizabeth Taylor, Pierre Auguste-Renoir

20 of the Hottest Hotties as Determined by Me

The following is an alphabetical listing of the men I’ve have major lady boners for in the year 2014:

Adam Levine- The Tattooed Hottie

Blake Shelton- The Country Hottie

Brendon Urie- The “I’ve Had A Crush On You Since Middle School Hottie”

Channing Tatum- The Hottie I’d Like To Party With (And look at his butt..)

Colin O'Donaghue- The One Handed Hottie

Craig Ferguson- The Silver Fox Scot Hottie

Dave Franco- The Funny Franco

Dermot Mulroney- My First Crush Hottie

Evan Peters- The ULTIMATE Hottie

Jamie Dornan- The “Why Haven’t I Noticed How Hot You Were Before” Hottie

Jason Segel- The “What My Future Husband Should Be Like” Hottie

Jim Parsons- The “Making Sheldon Hot” Hottie

Jon Hamm- The Versatile Hottie

Lenny Kravitz- The Sensitive Hottie

Leonardo DiCaprio- The Oscar-Worthy Hottie

Matt Bomer- The “Making Me Blush” Hottie

Matthew McConaughey- The “Thank God He Stopped Doing Rom-Coms Hottie”

Miles Teller- The “Most Realistic Depiction of a College Hottie” Hottie

Nick Jonas- The “I Called That Shit!!” Hottie

Norman Reedus- The Grungy Hottie

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Honestly how could you not want to watch the video that all of these seemingly unrelated GIFs come from? Vans Classic Tales are back for season three and in this episode we’ve got a hilarious story from one of our favorite bands, YACHT. You ever tried Yak yogurt? Yeah, us either. Watch the full episode now on OffTheWall.tv

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What do Vans Surf’s Dylan Graves, or Pat, and Dane Gudauskas have to do with Bad Brains’ Darryl Jenifer, photographer Sandy Kim, or the band YACHT? They’re all in a new season of Vans Classic Tales telling hilarious stories from the road animated and brought to life by Jay Howell & Jim Dirschberger (Yep, that’s the genius team behind Sanjay & Craig, too.) Watch Vans Classic Tales Season 3 now.