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“Some of the many pictures on Adam’s wall include portraits of Jean Michel Basquiat, Nikola Tesla, Isaac Newton, Christopher Marlowe, William Blake, Franz Kafka, Edgar Allan Poe, Mark Twain, William S. Burroughs, Oscar Wilde, Samuel Beckett, Jane Austen, Emily Dickinson, Arthur Rimbaud, John Keats, Sitting Bull, Bo Diddley, Charley Patton, Robert Johnson, Patti Smith, Hank Williams, Jimi Hendrix, Billie Holiday, John Coltrane Thelonious Monk, Johann Sebastian Bach, Nicholas Ray, Bruce Lee, Buster Keaton, Rodney Dangerfield, and Harpo Marx as well as numerous musicians whom Jarmusch has worked with on various films including Tom Waits, Neil Young, Screamin’ Jay Hawkins, Iggy Pop, and RZA.” source

Comedians in a nutshell

Jim Gaffigan: I love food so much none of you even understand

Jeff Dunham: I’m a normal guy with a fun life and a nice family haha :-)
Jeff Dunham: now let me bring out my first puppet
Puppet: HAIL SATAN MAKE 9/11 HAPPEN AGAIN HAHAHAHAHAHA

Bo Burnham: guys seriously I’m not gay
Bo Burnham: someone has to insert their penis in my asshole right now

Kevin Hart: GUYS DID YOU KNOW I’M SHORT AND BLACK DIDYA DIDYA DIDYA

Chris Rock: I’M GONNA REPEAT THIS SETENCE FIVE TO TEN TIMES BEFORE I MAKE MY JOKE
Chris Rock: I’M GONNA REPEAT THIS SETENCE FIVE TO TEN TIMES BEFORE I MAKE MY JOKE
Chris Rock: I’M GONNA REPEAT THIS SETENCE FIVE TO TEN TIMES BEFORE I MAKE MY JOKE
Chris Rock: I’M GONNA REPEAT THIS SETENCE FIVE TO TEN TIMES BEFORE I MAKE MY JOKE
Chris Rock: I’M GONNA REPEAT THIS SETENCE FIVE TO TEN TIMES BEFORE I MAKE MY JOKE

Daniel Tosh: if I don’t personally offend at least 1000 people tonight my life will be over

Louis C.K: have you ever woken up with your mouth in your own asshole I have

Bill Burr: WAKE THE FUCK UP AMERICA IF I SPEAK LOUDER WILL THAT MAKE ME FUNNIER

Gabriel Iglesias: I’m so Spanish lol
Gabriel Iglesias: why does everyone call me Spanish???????
Gabriel Iglesias: *makes impersonation of a Spanish guy
Gabriel Iglesias: food
Gabriel Iglesias: I’m fluffy

Dane Cook: GUYS CHECK OUT THIS NEW INFORMATION I JUST RECEIVED
so appARENTLY cows have these things like UTTERS and they’re pink and they have like FIVE penises and I just find it SO FASCINATING :ooooOOOOoooooo

Lewis Black: So politics are really stupid but I’m gonna talk about them
Lewis Black: so yeah democrats are retarded and SO ARE THE REPUBLICANS EVERY SINGLE FUCKING POLITICIAN IS FUCKING RETARDED AND ANDKSHALDNSLJSOEJSPSLSJDJSLSJKSDBKS *explodes*

George Carlin: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH AMERICA GOD ISN’T REAL YOU STUPID RETARDED WASTE OF HUMAN LIVES DIE DIE DIE EVERYONE DIE

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Jerome x Reader

Warnings: Strong language, violence

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“Jamie, the lights should be back on in a sec.” You called, stopping in the doorway when Jerome looked over at you. “Jerome.”

“(Y/N).” Jerome stayed suspiciously quiet as you edged towards James and pulled him towards you.

“What’d they do to you?” You whispered, clutching Jaime to you despite the fact that he seemed to be utterly calm.

“This, well some nut job cut off my face, what you don’t like it?” He asked, huffing when you didn’t say anything and suddenly whipped a knife, seemingly, out of know where.

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(Okay! So this is my super, abysmally late Star Trek Network Gift Exchange gift for @orsonkraennic. I’m sorry this is so late! Life and school and I started one, but then didn’t like it so switched and…yeah. I tried to incorporate two of your prompts, and I hope I’m able to make you smile! Thank you for being so understanding. Anyways, Enjoy!)


“I love you.”

The first-time Jim had said those words to Leonard, he hadn’t paid much attention. “You have a concussion,” he’d informed Jim, and slipped his pen-light back into his coat pocket before going to prepare a hypo to reduce some of the swelling. “Save your confessions for the next person who gives you an orgasm.”

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allislaughter  asked:

spones prompt where someone tries to set McCoy up on a blind date and it turns out to be with Spock who McCoy is already well-acquainted with but the other person doesn't know they already know each other.

Chirp. Chirp.

With a growl, Leonard rolled over and smacked at the communicator. He pulled the covers up over his head and tried to fall back to sleep. But then—

Chirp. Chirp.

He snatched at the communicator and snapped it open. “What!”

“Bo~ones,” Jim sing-songed. “Are you ready for your date?”

Leonard buried his head into the pillowed. “M’not going.”

“C’mon, Bones! I spent four weeks talking you up to this guy. You need to get out of the dorm and start meeting people.”

“No I don’t.”

“Bones.”

The testiness in Jim’s voice made Leonard wince. “Jim, I’m tired,” he said, definitely not whining. “I had to do a major reconstruction yesterday and the paperwork took four hours to finish!”

“Terrible,” Jim said, not sounding really that interested. “By the way I’m at your door.”

“What!”

He scrambled to his feet just as Jim finished picking the lock. Leonard tried to shove Jim back out but Jim just barrelled on in. “Hurry up! Geeze, you’re going to go dressed like that? The no-shirt thing might be successful, but no one ever said banana pajamas were a good look.”

“Jim,” he warned.

“Here, try this.” Jim pulled a relatively clean shirt out of the pile. “It’s got buttons, so he’ll be impressed.”

Sensing that there was no winning against the might of Jim’s annoyance, Leonard resigned himself to his fate. He got dressed and even ran a brush through his hair. Jim gave him a breath mint and he crunched on it all down the stairs and out the door. He tried to tell himself that Jim wouldn’t set him up for failure as he took the train out of the city center.

Truthfully, Jim had been talking about this guy for nearly a year now. Every chance he got he told Leonard about his new friend from Philosophy club who Leonard would probably love to meet. Leonard had stalwartly refused, knowing he didn’t have time between studying and his residency to maintain many more friendships. Somehow Jim had interpreted this to mean he was looking for a romantic relationship and the issue had snowballed from there. Finally Leonard had agreed to meet him just so he could let the guy down easily.

Jim had said that he would recognize the man because he’d be wearing a green hat. Leonard scanned the crowd at the park swiftly, already rehearsing his, “it’s not either of us, it’s Jim” pre-dating break-up speech. As he looked he caught sight of one of his patients and his blood began to boil.

“Hey! You’re supposed to be under observation.”

Spock slowly turned to look at him, one eyebrow raising under his–fuck. Fuck! That was a green hat! “Doctor.”

“Uh.”

Spock frowned. He was a damn menace and an all-around awkward person. He graced the halls of the hospital more often than he should, since Earth’s gravity tripped him up and Physics was one of the most unstable of the sciences, usually landing in Leonard’s lap since he was one of the few doing a xenobiology residency.

Leonard could see that his arm was still in a sling, bandaged to high heaven from the damn surgery he’d had yesterday. “If you will excuse me, I am waiting for someone.”

“Someone sent by one James “Terrible Friend” Kirk?”

Spock blinked.

Leonard sighed. “What are you doing out of the hospital, anyway?”

“I…had a date,” Spock said blankly.

“Uh-huh.” Leonard had no idea what to do, so he blustered. “Should’a known better than to leave you anyway. You snuck out three days early when I fixed those burns.”

“They were far less severe than you assumed.”

“And the time with the blood loss?”

Spock’s ear twitched. “It came back.”

Leonard sighed. “Here, let me have a look at you.”

He approached and began poking at Spock’s arm. It had been a difficult surgery and would require more time to heal since Spock was part Vulcan, but it didn’t look like Spock had hurt himself further. Spock patiently accepted his examination, his eyes following Leonard’s hands.

“You seem fine,” Leonard said, annoyed. “But you better not let me catch you doing something so fool-headed again.”

Spock raised a brow. “I had an appointment to keep I did not wish to miss.”

“Oh yeah? And all those other times, I suppose you had dates then, as well.”

Spock was quiet, then, “No,” he said, very softly. “Jim has spoken very highly of you, Doctor.”

“Oh?” Leonard tried to scoff, but he was blushing.

“He neglected to mention your profession, however. A curious oversight.” Spock’s brown eyes scanned him coolly. “This is acceptable. Where will you be taking me this evening?”

Leonard spluttered. “What? I mean, I was going to…” He stopped himself from saying dump you in the nick of time.

Spock just stared at him.

“I-I was going to…” He looked around quickly. “Take you for a walk…around the park?”

“Acceptable.” Spock offered him his non-broken arm and Leonard numbly took it. “Proceed.”

Leonard took a step. Then another. He desperately searched for some bit of small talk to occupy them. “So…uh… You and Jim met…through Philosophy club?”

“Indeed.”

“I thought you were a physicist?”

“I engage in many intellectual pursuits. Unlike one pursuing a medical degree I find that diversifying my learning is beneficial.”

Was that an insult? Leonard decided to get insulted. Just in case. “Bunch of abstract nothing, that’s what that is. Medicine is applied ethics.”

“An application without relevance.”

Okay, definitely an insult. Leonard grabbed onto the thread of conversation with both hands and tugged. If Spock thought he could best Leonard in the game of philosophy he had another thing coming. He opened his mouth.

They argued for the better part of four hours. Spock was witty and biting and Leonard was exhilarated and annoyed. They walked around the park until Leonard was exhausted and Spock made some crack about the limitations of the human body, then they got down the path of arguing about subjective meanings of bodily functionality, until pretty soon they were discussing the pros and cons of space colonization and then eventually they circled back around to medicine where they stayed until Spock abruptly looked up at the sky.

“It has grown dark,” he said, sounding mildly surprised.

“You can’t distract me. You said an ethical basis in the absence of harm is untenable for medicine as a whole, and I say—”

Spock stopped him with a peck on the cheek.

Leonard blinked, utterly gobsmacked.

“I meant no distraction,” Spock said mildly. “Merely that this conversation might be better concluded in a warmer environment.” His lip twitched. “My doctor has informed me I should take better care of my health. Will you accompany me home? I have tea.”

Spock looked so nervous that Leonard’s heart nearly melted. He felt himself soften. “Well,” he drawled. “I suppose I could be amenable to that. I, ah, need to keep an eye on that arm of yours anyway.”

“Indeed.” Spock’s lip twitched again. “You were saying? Regarding the ethical structure of the Hippocratic Oath?”

“As I was trying to say before I was so rudely interrupted…” Leonard continued, glaring good-naturedly at Spock as they walked together out of the park, sniping under the silver moon.

The Thief Lord (Herr der Diebe ) was one of my most beloved book when I was a kid… poor me, a moment ago I found out there’s a film based on book! and look who’s there! Aaron Taylor-Johnson! O.M.G.

at the pic- the cast of the movie with Cornelia Funke, author of the novel

anonymous asked:

mckirk with an allergic bones?

Okay! So, way in the forever ago when I first read this prompt (yeesh it’s been over six months!), I read it wrong, but I’m going with the cracky nonsense that my brain supplied because I need to not think about papers for just a bit today! (Plus I finished one so my reward is ficlet writing). Enjoy, Nonnie, though I know it’s not exactly what you requested.


“Hey there, Bo-achoo!” Jim rocks forward with the force of his sneeze.

Leonard narrows his eyes. This has been happening for the last week. Every time he and Jim are in any proximity to each other, or even in the same room, Jim is sniffling and sneezing, eyes bright and moist. Now it’s not unheard of for the crew to catch a cold every now and then, but Jim’s been swearing up and down that he feels fine, aside from the sniffles.

“I swear, Jim,” Len growls under his breath, striding over to the captain’s chair and pressing the back of his hand against Jim’s forehead, ignoring all signs of protest. “If you’ve been lying to me just to avoid taking some rest, which you never get enough of, I’m going to-”

“Bones!” Jim sniffles, tugging Len’s hand away from his forehead. His eyes are, once again, watery bright. “I’m fine, I promise. I haven’t sneezed once all day until just now. Right, Spock?” he turns to his first officer for support.

“Indeed, Doctor, Jim appears to be in the utmost physical condition.”

“Well that’s just a blatant lie,” Len snaps. He chooses to ignore Spock’s pointed raising of his eyebrow. Well, mostly. “Yeah, yeah, I know: Vulcans do not lie. But I swear, every time I’ve seen Jim for the past week he’s been doing nothing but sneezing and sniffling.”

Jim sneezes again, even harder this time. 

“There! See?”

“Ugh, did it suddenly get hot in here?” Jim asks softly, idly scratching his forehead. 

“Good Lord!” Leonard exclaims, catching sight of Jim’s forehead. What was, just moments before, smooth skin, is breaking out in an angry, red rash. Jim’s hands have the same skin condition as well. In fact, everywhere Leonard’s skin had come into contact with Jim’s…and he’s only been sneezing when Leonard sees him…

He groans, and takes a quick step back from the captain’s chair. “Well ain’t that just peachy. Jim, I don’t know how you did it, but it seems like you’ve managed to develop another allergy.”

“Come again?” Jim asks in confusion, still scratching away.

“You’ve got all the symptoms. Looks like you’ve actually gone and developed an allergy to doctors, kid.”


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