Propmt:Kirk/Spock. Vulcan misconceptions (*coughs* gossip) about human sexual practices and how they’re freaky/weird/loud/scary, leading to Spock being utterly confused during their first time and wondering is Jim holding back for his sake/when is shit going to get weird/is Jim’s sexuality abnormal.
For this prompt on the kink meme: Kirk is a virgin — like, a LEGIT virgin, and the whole crew finds out. What I’d really like to see is a fic in which Kirk has built up a reputation accidentally, but has always been interrupted, and then, by the time he’s made Captain, he decides that being a good officer and a good man is more important than “fixing” his problem. Cue alien ritual requiring a virgin, and Kirk being the only one available.
Um, hi. I’m Jim. Jim Kirk. You don’t know me, but I know you. Well, sort of. It’s a long story. All of this started when I… Actually, no, it started when my mom got it into her head that… well, it’s kind of complicated. Long story short, I accidentally ended up in another universe and… Look, I know it sounds crazy, but in that universe, we—the other me and you—are married and you’re the crown prince of Vulcan Kingdom. It does sound crazy, I know. Fuck, I don’t even know why I’m doing this. I don’t really know you—hell, I’m not even sure I want to know you. It’s not like I think you and me… I’m just curious, I guess. You’ll probably ignore me anyway; I know I would if I were a Vulcan and got a call like that from some stranger. Fuck it, it was a stupid idea. Bye, Spock.
Six months after their confrontation with Nero, Jim is still devastated by what happened, and he blames himself for not acting fast enough. To make matters worse, working with Spock is still the most infuriating thing Jim has ever done, and he’s pretty sure he’s not going to last the mission without getting strangled again.
Amanda only wanted what was best for her son, and after Sarek’s death, she was certain that Vulcan was not it. However, she had never expected it to be Iowa either, or rather, a poor little boy from Riverside.