jim being the reasonable one

anonymous asked:

Any where Kirk or Spock are a virgin and/or terrified of sex?

Here are some virgin!jim and virgin!spocks and terrified of sex.

Cultural misunderstanding by kianspo

Propmt:Kirk/Spock. Vulcan misconceptions (*coughs* gossip) about human sexual practices and how they’re freaky/weird/loud/scary, leading to Spock being utterly confused during their first time and wondering is Jim holding back for his sake/when is shit going to get weird/is Jim’s sexuality abnormal.

Corrections by Annenburg

Reboot. Virgin!Spock tries sleeping with Jim. Things don’t proceed as hoped. Thankfully, Jim’s pretty good at turning things around.

A Small Space in Time by JackHawksmoor

Kirk and Spock in a small space

An Opening Ceremony by spdfg

For this prompt on the kink meme: Kirk is a virgin — like, a LEGIT virgin, and the whole crew finds out. What I’d really like to see is a fic in which Kirk has built up a reputation accidentally, but has always been interrupted, and then, by the time he’s made Captain, he decides that being a good officer and a good man is more important than “fixing” his problem. Cue alien ritual requiring a virgin, and Kirk being the only one available.

Ten Reasons Jim Kirk Is A 25-Year Old Virgin, and One Reason He Doesn’t Stay That Way by ladybugkay

Reboot. Exactly what it says on the tin

Higher Love by awarrington

It’s Valentine’s Day and the Enterprise has scheduled shore leave on Wrigley’s.  Kirk’s all set to go carousing with Bones.  All is perfect in Jim’s world – what could possibly go wrong?

Hi, You Were My Husband In Another Life, Professor by littlebirdtold

Um, hi. I’m Jim. Jim Kirk. You don’t know me, but I know you. Well, sort of. It’s a long story. All of this started when I… Actually, no, it started when my mom got it into her head that… well, it’s kind of complicated. Long story short, I accidentally ended up in another universe and… Look, I know it sounds crazy, but in that universe, we—the other me and you—are married and you’re the crown prince of Vulcan Kingdom. It does sound crazy, I know. Fuck, I don’t even know why I’m doing this. I don’t really know you—hell, I’m not even sure I want to know you. It’s not like I think you and me… I’m just curious, I guess. You’ll probably ignore me anyway; I know I would if I were a Vulcan and got a call like that from some stranger. Fuck it, it was a stupid idea. Bye, Spock.

Everybody Hurts by twisting_vine_x

Six months after their confrontation with Nero, Jim is still devastated by what happened, and he blames himself for not acting fast enough. To make matters worse, working with Spock is still the most infuriating thing Jim has ever done, and he’s pretty sure he’s not going to last the mission without getting strangled again.

By Your Side by Amanda Warrington

Reboot. Jim’s lost a lot of things in his life – but there’s one thing he can’t seem to lose even when he tries.  Until a certain Vulcan enters his life.

Foundations by notboldly

Amanda only wanted what was best for her son, and after Sarek’s death, she was certain that Vulcan was not it. However, she had never expected it to be Iowa either, or rather, a poor little boy from Riverside.

Just a Kiss by Jenna Hilary Sinclair

Kirk wants something more than friendship with Spock, and so he proposes a simple kiss.

Now I’m off to watch icehockey->