jim halpert

  • DWIGHT: Pam and Karen, I am ordering you to cease and desist all party planning immediately.
  • PAM: You can't do that.
  • DWIGHT: As ranking number three in this office, I am order...
  • ANDY: [grunts] I'm number three.
  • DWIGHT: You're number four.
  • ANDY: Yeah, but I'm number three.
  • DWIGHT: Uh, no. [to PAM] You must turn over to me all Christmas decorations and party paraphernalia immediately. They will be returned to you on January 4th.
  • JIM: Okay, I think I can help here.
  • DWIGHT: Okay, good. They...
  • JIM: As ranking number two, I am starting a committee to determine the validity of the two committees, and I am the sole member of the committee. The committee act on this now.
  • DWIGHT: Okay, this is stupid.
  • JIM: Could you please keep it down? I'm in session. [long pause] I have determined that this committee is valid.
  • DWIGHT: What? No! No! Wait! Wait, wait, wait. [thinks] Permission to join the Validity Committee?
  • JIM: Permission denied.
  • DWIGHT: Damn it.

here’s a compilation i made of every jim face ever. enjoy :)