literally I spent 40 minutes writing some but then tumblr decided to delete them so imma cri so here are some more shitty headcannons that probs don’t make sense but nvm I love doing this lmao 🍍
like so many people asked for a part 2 so here you go, if you haven’t read part one yet it’s somewhere further down my blog (I’m not good at this tumblr thing ok so I don’t know how to link the previous one don’t laugh at me ok) but yano
basically I got the idea for a marauders book shop themed au so I wrote a couples of lines of random drabble and literally could not stop like you cannot expect me not to world build ok so here you go 💩
•when harry makes the quidditch team sirius and James send him a howler which is literally 15 minutes of them both getting really excited like MY SON IS THE YOUNGEST EVER QUIDDITCH PLAYER IN HOGWARTS I AM SO FREAKING PROUD I CANNOT EVEN SAY HI TO PROFFESOR MOONY FOR ME
•sirius, james and peter go to every quidditch match each week without fail and always embarrass the hell out harry every week like OHH HARRY ISNT THAT THAT GINNY GIRL YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON but he is secretly super happy to have such fabulous nerds for his family the tears are real
•jily decide to have another kid but they can’t find the right time to tell Harry so he comes home for the Christmas holidays like wtf mum why r u so huge is that where all my chocolate frogs went
•the baby is born two days before Christmas and it’s a baby girl who they decide to call Florence and the twins are like wtf what is that but everyone else is crying bc she’s so damn cute
•peter is the godfather (remus is the twins’ godfather don’t worry) and Marlene is the godmother and he’s like ayy are we god-married then and she’s just like come over here and kiss me you goofball
•they all have Christmas dinner in the back of the shop and the weasleys and hermoine’s family and the longbottoms come over and Harry is just so damn happy to be with his amazing family and friends that he nearly cries on multiple occasions WHAT IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE AMIRITE
•he and ginny go into the back room to help wash up and they get stuck under the mistletoe and they kiss at the exact moment that lily and Sirius walk in the door and Sirius is like KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS HARRY and it’s really awkward but hilarious lmaooo
•they all go caroling around all the nearby houses and it’s just so perfect bc it starts snowing and everyone is so warm and fuzzy inside and love each other so much ummmm brb gonna go cry
•the children go out and have snowball fights around the back of the shop and the adults (not including Sirius and James bc they’re as big a children as any of them and I’ll be damned if they didn’t go out to join in that snowball fight to kick their asses) stay inside drinking cocoa and cooing over Florence bc she’s so cute 💘
idek why this was so Christmas themed when it’s september but yano I’m not complaining 🍍
tell me if you guys want part three ok 👍
title: god’s grace pairing: james potter/lily evans word count: 861 summary: the sight of him in between her thighs nearly sends her over the edge. notes: oh my god smut. just jily smut. this is my first time writing something like this i cannot believe i just wrote this iM SO /hides [ff.net link]
As promised, car!smut Jily. Lily and James have just signed on with the Order of the Phoenix, and there’s no better time than now for a roadtrip through the Scottish Highlands with the Sex Pistols on full blast. Lily drives like James flies. The only rational thing for them to do is pull over.
Pretty sure that at least one of them got a bug up their arse during this encounter. Here you go:
Copilot - Rated M Coming into this trip, she’d been a tense, agitated mess. Surely unfit to be driving at such reckless and giddy speeds. Now she’s flat on her back with a huge, wide sky above her, a storybook meadow all around her, likely at least one police car within ten kilometers of her, and James Potter fiddling with her skirt. There’s no way this can end badly. LE/JP, July 1978.
Jily fic where lily is stressed and James like washes her hair and stuff and fluff aghhhh???? :D
I got it a while ago and my page reset so I lost where it was but thanks to the anon who sent it!
“C’mon Lils, you’ve been at it for hours-“
“James, for the last time I-“ Lily slammed her quill down, pressing the heels of her palms into her eyes and huffing out a breath, “I can’t take a break, my grades, my future depend on this, I- I’m doing this now because of all those damn breaks I took with you all the other days and I need to focus.”
James sat in the chair next to her, only slightly stunned, head resting on his chin, elbows on the table, one much too close to Lily’s ink bottle.
He watched her work for a few minutes longer before tentatively reaching out and curling a stray strand of hair that had fallen out of her bun around his finger.
Lily sighed, closing her eyes, her quill stopping again, “I’m sorry I yelled at you, I’m not angry-“
“I know, love.” He leaned forward, pressing a kiss to her temple, “You don’t have to apologize…”
Lily sent him a quick, grateful look before returning to her studies.
She’d only been writing a minute when James spoke again, “You do, however, have to come with me.”
Her quill was sent tumbling to the floor as James took both her hands pulling her to her feet and towards the portrait hole.
“What- no - James - I have to -“
“Shh. I will carry you Lily Evans.” James grinned at the horrified look on her face, and gave a tug on her arms, pulling her to his chest. His lips hovered over hers, “Don’t resist me.”
And with a soft, lingering kiss, she was just unsteady enough to allow herself to be pulled through the common room entrance.
“At least tell me where we are going.” She dragged her feet but didn’t pull back, curiosity getting the best of her because she never did know what to expect when it came to James.
“You’ll know the place.” James squeezed her hand.
Lily arched an eyebrow when they stopped in front of the Prefect’s Bathroom.
James turned back to her, bringing their tangle fingers to his lips, “We’re here.”
“You dragged me here for a shower? James-“
But she was cut off my a very insistent mouth on hers.
She shoved gently against his chest, “Oh. You brought me here for sex. Honestly James..”
He scoffed, “You think me so selfish, Evans.” He pushed the door open, “I brought you here to relax. Although…” Lily squeaked a little when she was suddenly pressed against the cool wood of the door, when she heard the soft snick of the lock being turned, “Sex is always an option, as you know.” James’ eyes had got that troublesome sparkle in them that Lily would never admit that she loved.
She shook her head, biting back a smile and sliding out of his reach, “So I’ve heard.”
She stared around at the room, taking in the soft tiles and stained glass windows and the large tub that James had now sauntered over to.
She watched him test the steaming water with his hand, making sure the quickly filling tub wasn’t too hot. He turned only one other faucet on, knowing she only really liked the white bubbles - that they reminded her of home.
“James,” She sighed, “I really… I-“ She huffed again, frustrated and knowing she should go back to her desk but unable to actually say it.
“One hour, okay? That’s it.”
When he turned, shaking out his wet hand, he was grinning and already proceeding to un-button his shirt, “That’s all I need.”
Her eyes followed the opening seam of his shirt, taking in the hard muscles that were revealed underneath.
“C’mere.” James said softly.
When she reached him, she finished the last of his buttons and smoothed his shirt off his broad shoulders, running her hands over his skin. Unable to help herself she leaned forward and kissed the small white scar on his collarbone that he’d gotten in third year from a pixie.
She smiled against his skin when she felt the way his head involuntarily tilted back, per usual.
She dragged her lips up his neck to his jaw, kissing right where it curved up to meet his ear.
“Fuck, Lils- Lils, no. No, no wait this is about you.” His hands gripped her shoulders holding her away from him and shaking his head a little to clear it (Lily resisted the urge to reach out and push his glasses up where they had fallen down), “This is about you and I will have no… distractions.”
“Oh, is that what that was?”
“Yes. Now just… relax.”
Lily refrained from telling him that there was no relaxing now (a half naked James usually did that to her) and let him slip her sweater over her head, and help her out of the rest of her clothing.
He fumbled with his own clothing before finally helping Lily into the hot water.
“Is it okay?” He asked softly when they were up to their chests. He realized she was standing on her toes and pulled her closer until she was standing comfortably on his own feet, the added height and closeness allowing her to relax into his chest.
She pressed her cheek against the damp skin, her arms looping around his waist, and closed her eyes, “hm?”
His fingers ran through her hair smoothly until it reached the damp ends where it floated in the water, “The temperature ’n everything.”
“Mm. Yeah.. s’good.” She felt her muscles slowly relaxing, her mind winding down. With the warm water, James’ arms around her and his hand running through her hair she felt like nothing bad could ever touch her again - not a feeling, not a person, not anything.
“Happy you joined me now, aren’t you?”
Lily didn’t even have the energy to smack him even though she could hear the smirk in his voice.
She just looked up at him, and he looked down at her, their noses almost brushing.
She reached up, pushing his glasses up his nose (only for them to slide right back down) and pressed a soft kiss to his lips, “Very.”
He smiled, and suddenly she was being tilted backwards, his hands careful and steady, allowing the water to envelop all of her hair.
She laughed, arms looping around his neck in surprise, “Scared me for a second.”
Lily expected to be dunked at any second, the start to one of their usual splash wars…
But instead she felt a swish, the water dragging around her and realized that James was spinning slowly on the spot.
She let go of his neck slowly, stretching her arms out in the water and allowing herself to be only supported by his hands, keeping her steady, always right there to catch her.
He spun her, smiling and unable to tear his eyes away from her face, from her soft body.
Finally, Lily opened her eyes, green flooding James’ vision, and reached her arms out to him.
He took the hint, pulling her flush against him once more, their faces inches apart.
“You’re beautiful like that, you know.” He didn’t really recognize his own voice. It was deeper, a little shaky.
James tried to regain some of his composure, “What is this? Lily Evans accepting a compliment?”
This time she did hit him, palm hitting lightly against his cheek, but it turned into more of a stroke, fingers running down his face and across his lips where he playfully made to bite them, “Shut up. I meant for this. Thank you.”
James’ smile was soft and he tilted his chin up to press a kiss to Lily’s forehead, “Anything for you, love… Even when you look like you want to tear my head off.”
“James Potter you tosser-“
And maybe James was the one to get dunked first this time.
AU Where James comes home after a long Quidditch practice and heads to the head boy/girl dorms immediately to shower and barges in on Lily showering accidentally.
I just want to start out by saying I hate the new tumblr update. It’s so annoying to do these indents. But anyway, this is for you, anon! Love, love, love this prompt!
James sighed, kicking off his shoes as he walked into the Heads’ private Common Room. He was muddy and soaked in sweat and rain water. The cool October air didn’t stop him from sweating like a pig. He’d just finished a rough Quidditch practice with his team, wanting to make sure they beat Slytherin during their upcoming match. Now James wanted nothing more than to get a hot shower, and maybe spend the rest of the night in front of the fire in the quiet Common Room.
He noticed Lily’s bedroom door was shut, so he made his way up the stairs to their shared bathroom, removing his shirt and pants along the way. He left his boxers on in case she were to come out. He threw his dirty clothes into his bedroom before walking to the bathroom. He ran a hand through his hair out of habit, thinking over what plays they would use during Saturday’s game as he opened the door to the bathroom.
There was a scream, and a wet washcloth thrown at James, who stood in shock. After getting a glance at the wet—and very naked—redhead, James quickly threw a hand over his eyes. “Fuck, Lily, I’m sorry! I didn’t know you were in here! I didn’t see anything, I swear!” James swore, backing out of the bathroom.
“Merlin, James! You scared the pants off of me!” Lily said. The shower was still running, but James could hear her getting out. She wrapped a towel around herself and continued. “You can look now, I’m decent."
James peaked over his hand, wishing he hadn’t. Sirius’ mum naked. James thought quickly, hoping to Merlin Lily didn’t see what was going on in his pants. “So you were wearing pants in the shower?” James asked, running a hand though his hair nervously.
"Huh?” Lily asked, raising an eyebrow at him. She rung her hair out in the shower that was still running in the background.
“You said, ‘Merlin, James! You scared the pants off of me!’” James smirked, doing his best to imitate Lily’s voice.
“Oh shut up,” Lily laughed. “I don’t sound like that!"
"You do,” James said matter-of-factly.
“What are you doing in here? Trying to see me naked?” Lily asked, raising an eyebrow. “It’s not like you didn’t hear the shower running. And the awful singing."
"You were singing?” James grinned. “Can’t believe I missed it. Will you sing again for me?"
"No!” Lily laughed. “I know you heard it. I thought you’d be at Quidditch longer, so I was enjoying a nice shower until I was interrupted.”
"I really didn’t hear you, I was thinking about Quidditch plays,” James said, blushing slightly. He was talking about Quidditch to Lily Evans, who was naked right in front of him. He tried his best to restrain the boner that was threatening to ruin his life.
“Ah, that usually does it.” Lily laughed. “Looks like you’re in need of a shower more than I am. But I was using it first…"
"You can finish. Just let me know when you’re done,” James said, turning to go out of the bathroom.
“Or…” Lily started. James turned back around to see Lily now facing the shower. She dropped her towel and stepped in. “We could save water. Shower together, you know?"
James gulped. Whatever restraint he had on his cock was completely gone now. “I— um… Are you sure, Lily?”
"Would I be standing naked in the shower if I wasn’t sure?” Lily asked, turning to smirk at James. She stepped under the water and leaned her head back. “Come on, you’re filthy."
James practically threw his glasses on the counter and stepped out of his boxers. He walked towards the shower, trying to remain calm.
As he stepped in, Lily smirked at him. “Happy to see me?” she asked, looking down at his cock.
"Well, Evans, it’s not everyday that the girl of your dreams asks you to shower with her,” James said, blushing quite a bit. He bit his lip, trying to just look into her eyes.
“You can look,” Lily smirked. “I’ve already gotten a good look at you."
James let out a breath he didn’t know he was holding as he let his eyes wander down Lily’s body. He took it all in: her hair matted down from the water, her twinkling green eyes, her round and firm breasts that looked like they were just the right size for his hands to hold, down her stomach and across a patch of red pubic hair that was shaped in a triangle pointing down, and down her smooth and creamy legs. “Beautiful,” he whispered, his eyes darting back to hers.
Now it was her turn to blush. She cleared her throat and grabbed James’ shampoo bottle. “C’mere,” she said pulling him under the water with her. She reached up on her tiptoes and began to gently massage his shampoo in his hair.
James could’ve sworn he was dreaming. Lily’s fingers massaged his scalp, and he thought he could die at that very moment and be completely content with the way his life turned out. “You’re something else, Lily,” James chuckled.
"Is that a bad thing?” Lily smirked, rinsing the shampoo and mud out of his hair.
“Not at all,” James said, gently pressing her against the shower wall. “You’re perfect…Er, I was wondering…” he blushed slightly and looked into her eyes. “Since you have me in the shower? Would you fancy being my girlfriend? Or at least a date with me?"
Lily grinned, wrapping her arms around his neck. “Well, I was hoping you’d ask. I’d love to. To both.” she said, leaning up and pressing her lips to his.
James grinned, kissing her back happily. “And you know, I wouldn’t mind all of my showers to end up like this…”
"We’ll see, Potter,” Lily smirked, kissing his cheek. “You know there’s also the Prefect’s bath that could be a great place to get clean together…Or a little bit dirty…"
Oh yes. I like it. Based off of this post. Also, if anyone else wants to give the same prompt a go, I’d love to read it!!
“Why the fuck did you do that, James?” Lily shouted, glaring at her boyfriend from across the Heads’ Common Room.
“He’s a dick! That’s why, Lily!” James shouted back. “I was defending your honor!"
"I can defend my own bloody honor, thank you very much!” Lily glared, crossing her arms over her chest.
“You don’t think I fucking know that? It was three against one, Lily! Excuse me, your boyfriend, for wanting to protect you, or help you out every once in a while!” James spat.
“You started the bloody fight! They were just talking shit as always!” Lily glared. “And what did that get you? Detention for a week!"
"They could have started it just as easily!” James glared. “I finished it before it was started.” Fuck. James felt tension in his pants. Lily’s eyes were wild and color was rising to her cheeks. He knew he shouldn’t be feeling things right now, but he couldn’t help it. She was just so beautiful. Always so beautiful. Goddamn it, I’m not fucking fourteen anymore! I should be able to control this! Sirius’ mum naked… James thought desperately.
It was no use. Lily was moving her arms around, and he could just catch the top of her breasts… The best thing to do was keep yelling and hope she didn’t notice, then he could sneak up for a wank in a few minutes. “I want to help you sometimes, Lily!” James shouted. “I’m fully aware you don’t need it, but sometimes I just want to help you! I want to protect you!”
Lily opened her mouth to yell back, but noticed his growing boner in his trousers. She bit her lip, knowing she should be furious that sex was even on his mind while they were fighting. But they hadn’t shagged since last week, and his hair was messing and he was looking quite sexy.
“Don’t fucking stare at my boner while we fight,” James muttered, blushing slightly.
“Then let’s not fight,” Lily said simply, taking a step closer to him.
“What?” James asked. Before he could get another word in, Lily had pushed him against the wall and pressed her lips to his. He wasn’t sure how, but she had her shirt undone and her knickers off in a matter of seconds.
“Fuck me, James Potter,” Lily moaned against his lips, sliding her hands into his hair.
James groaned, pressing his still clothed boner against her. He turned, switching their positions so Lily was against the wall. He held her hands above her head, supporting her with his body as she wrapped her legs around his waist. With his free hand he dropped his trousers and pants, and thrusted into her, grabbing her waist. “You’re so fucking hot.” He groaned, burying his face in her breasts.
Lily moaned, throwing her head back. “Harder,” she hissed, wiggling her hips on his cock. “Fuck, James. I’m going to cum.”
James smirked, sucking on her neck as he thrusted harder into her, pushing her over the edge. He moaned out her name as he reached his own end right after her.
“We should fight more often,” Lily breathed as James released her arms. She held onto him to regain her strength, his cock still inside of her. “That was really good. I don’t think I can walk just yet,” she laughed.
James grinned, kissing her forehead. “You weren’t too bad yourself. Love you.”
“I love you too, James.” Lily smiled, ruffling his hair.
Jily fic where they're in the commons and get caught by Sirius while in the middle of getting down to it
Again, this one contains smut. I’m assuming you were talking about the Common Room? Hope this is what you wanted!
“Oh fuck me,” Lily moaned, throwing her head back against the couch as James sucked on her neck. They were in the middle of one of their famous snogs.
“In here?” James breathed, trailing his fingers down her body. “Do you want to head upstairs?"
"No time. Fuck me.” Lily moaned again, unbuttoning his trousers. Both of their shirts were already discarded, and Lily pulled her bra down to her stomach to release her breasts.
James reached under Lily’s skirt to pull of her knickers, but was delightfully surprised to find she wasn’t wearing any. “Fuck, Lily…” he groaned, pulling his cock out of his boxers and sliding into her.
“Faster,” Lily moaned, clutching his back and pressing her lips to his.
“Working on it,” James moaned, but the couch didn’t give him much room to move around, and he was having a more difficult time than usual.
“Oh fuck,” Lily moaned, rolling them over so she was on top.
James looked up at his girlfriend in awe as she began to bounce on his cock. He watched as her breasts jiggled, and his cock sunk into her pussy each time she bounced. “You’re the best girlfriend a bloke could ask for…” he moaned.
Lily smirked, pulling off her skirt and tossing it to the side. “That was getting in the way,” she moaned. Just as Lily was about to reach her orgasm, a voice from behind her startled her.
“What are you two doing?” Sirius asked, just as Lily called out James’ name, squirting her juices all over his cock and thighs. “She’s a squirter, eh, Prongs?” he smirked, looking Lily over.
“Get out of here, Sirius!” Lily squirmed, pulling a pillow to her chest.
“Mate… I swear to Merlin if you don’t leave…” James glared at his best friend. Of course he would interrupt the best shag of James’ life.
“Fine, fine, I’m leaving.” Sirius grinned, quickly gathering all of their clothes and running out of the Common Room. “Have fun!"
"I’m going to murder him.” James growled.
“Fuck…” Lily glared at the portrait hole. “After we finish shagging, and get dressed, we’ll come up with a way to do so.” She decided, continuing to bounce on James’ cock.
James looked at his girlfriend in awe, moaning and squeezing her arse as he reached his own orgasm.
I might have cheated a bit here but in my defense, they were practically the same haha, sorry, I hope you like it! :)
Warning: there’s a bit of smut too
McKinnon wasn’t a slut but she wasn’t a prude either. She just liked to tease guys and maybe snogging them quite obnoxiously but never, never slept with them on their first encounter. For some reason (maybe
because the way she acted) people believed the opposite, that she was a slut.
However, this particular time she broke her one rule: she took this man to her
place. Well… more than take, drag would be a more appropriate word.
minute they started kissing Marlene knew that it could only end in one way and
that’s how she ended up pinned to one of the walls of her apartment and this
hot man, whose name was Sirius, was making her see the stars.