jill and chris action!

  • Capcom: So, its time for us to brainstorm Resident Evil 7.
  • Capcom: The fans are clamoring for a return to Survival Horror
  • Capcom: And we are going to GIVE THEM
  • Capcom: THAT
  • Capcom: by introducing fans to a completely new character with relations to the main cast but never brought up until now. all their tertiary background information will be in files found in the game. none of that on screen development bullshit
  • Capcom: a new virus with interesting implications and hammy villians with force of nature personalities will be introduced who are promptly killed off or escape never to be mentioned again. except in an obtuse manner. in files. fans love those.
  • Capcom: Chris, Jill, Leon, or Claire will appear and their actions in this installment will never be referenced again. except in one line of dialogue.
  • Capcom: lastly, Quick Time Events!! at least one fatal explosion unless otherwise dodged with a button press per chapter
  • Capcom Intern: what about reintroducing characters we haven't utilized in fifteen years. fans might want closure for Billy. Rebecca, Carlos, Barry. and mentioning character connections and friendships? Looking at it now it's like you don't ever have these characters talk.
  • Capcom: ....
  • Capcom: ...........
  • Capcom: don't you ev- don't you ever say those words to us again