“The souls of your people are saving you. However, the blood of thousands (people) are on your sword as well as the blood of your enemies who’re also descendants of deities. You shall be immortal and watch your loved ones die. You won’t forget a single death as this is the award I give you & the punishment you shall receive. Only the Goblin’s bride shall remove the sword. Once the sword is removed, you shall return to ash & be at peace”

who you should fight: hwarang edition
  • sun woo: fight him at any given moment
  • ah ro: do not come close, she'll end you. 0/10 would recommend
  • sam maek jong: ok you can fight him and probably win but then you'll see his sad puppy eyes and realise you haven't actually won bc now you feel terrible??? stay away if you have a conscience
  • princess sook-myung: if you want to lose the fight and your pulse, go ahead and fight her
  • soo ho: absolutely. obliterate him or die trying. then now forever
  • ban ryu: he already has enough to deal with please spare him (side note you'd totally win)
  • soo yeon: i mean you could try if you're ready to get your head smashed in
  • hansung: honestly why would you hate yourself this bad do not touch this cinnamon roll
  • yeo wool: don't even think about it, he'll have you fucking exposed with all the shit you did from your 12 year-old phase to present and nobody is ready for that. ever
  • Yeo Wool: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your lifetime
  • Ji Dwi: It would be nice to get my sense of purpose back
  • Hansung: My childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this
  • Ban Ryu: My will to live! I haven't seen this in 15 years
  • Soo Ho: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
  • Sun Woo: Mental stability my old friend!
  • Yeo Wool: Guys, could you lighten up a little?
  • Sun Woo: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
  • Ban Ryu: What if it bites me and it dies?
  • Sun Woo: That means you’re poisonous.
  • Yeo Wool: What if it bites itself and I die?
  • Sun Woo: …That’s voodo.
  • Ji Dwi: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
  • Sun Woo: That’s correlation, not causation.
  • Hansung: What if we bite each other and neither of us dies?
  • Soo Ho: That’s kinky.
King Jinheung: a day in the life

Mother: rejected him and kept him away from the throne

Best friend: rejected him and vowed to kill him

Crush: likes his best friend

Fiancée: also likes said best friend

Friend#1: likes him mom

Friend#2: is the son of his archenemy

Friend#3: doesn’t give a shit about all of this because he’s beautiful

Generals: watch him suspiciously

Subjects: also prefer his best friend

Hwarangs: will probably side with his best friend

Hwarang Boss: used to like him but now probably prefers the best friend

But, Pa Oh: “you go, your majesty!”

  • Ban Ryu: Who broke it? I’m not mad, I just want to know.
  • Ah Ro: I did. I broke it -
  • Ban Ryu: No. No, you didn’t. Soo Ho?
  • Soo Ho: Don’t look at me, look at Yeo Wool!
  • Yeo Wool: What?! I didn’t break it!
  • Soo Ho: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?
  • Yeo Wool: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
  • Soo Ho: Suspicious.
  • Yeo Wool: No, it’s not!
  • Hansung: If it matters, probably not but… Ji Dwi was the last one to use it.
  • Ji Dwi: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
  • Hansung: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
  • Ji Dwi: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Hansung!
  • Ah Ro: Let’s not fight, I broke it. Let me pay for it.
  • Ban Ryu: No. Who broke it?
  • Dan Se: Sun Woo's been awfully quiet…
  • Sun Woo: Really?!
  • Dan Se: Yeah, really!
  • Ban Ryu: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. Its was getting a little chummy around here.
  • *sun woo, ji dwi, yeo wool, ban ryu, soo ho, and han sung sitting at the dining hall as suspenseful music plays*
  • ban ryu: i want answers. and i want them now.
  • ban ryu: who. did. it?
  • soo ho:
  • han sung:
  • yeo wool:
  • ji dwi:
  • sun woo:
  • jung kook: *randomly walks in with phone in hand* oh, hey tae hyung!
  • han sung: oh, hey! what's up?
  • jung kook: wait, who are you guys? where's the dorm?
  • yeo wool: i don't believe i know you.
  • jung kook: where's ji mim hyung? where's mom and dad? what?
  • han sung: mama jin and papa joon are out having their anniversary date and the dorm is actually down the hall, jung kookie. i'll explain everything later.
  • jung kook: okay then, hyung. nice meeting you weirdly dressed people then... *leaves*
  • soo ho: han sung, who's that?
  • han sung: just a friend. anyways, back to the scene.