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NCT- A Strange Mystery || Gang AU- part 2

Group: NCT- all members

Theme: Gang AU

Type: series- fluff + angst

*Warning- this series will cover some dark themes such as abuse, drugs, and crude language so please read at your own discretion, if these themes make you uncomfortable at all, please do not read this 

Plot: You can’t figure out why Renjun won’t say anything about Jaemin but you meet and make a bunch of friends today through Jeno yet you’re still puzzled as ever about what happened to Jaemin.

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Is it just me or does the nct family seem like the best family.

Mothers always over protective and caring: Taeyong, Taeil

Fathers who stand at the BBQ talking about the Game, hidden love of anime: Hansol, Yuta

Weird Uncles that get along with the kids: Ten, Johnny

Responsible Uncles from time to time show a savage side: Doyoung, Kun

Well behaved cousins who also hide a savage side: WinWin, Renjun

Sneaky twins who never get the blame: jeno, jaemin

Teenager that no one understands but everyone loves: Mark

His cool older brother who always gets the girls: Jaehyun

Mischievous son who is the main source of the families fear of being pranked: Haechan

Awkward youngest son who stays in his room and plays games: Jisung

The very loud kid who is always around but no one is actually sure how he’s related, probably just a friend of Jisung: Chenle

Originally posted by tiffanyim

@ sm im still waiting on an ot17 nct life where tf is it like i appreciate all these small ones but i want all the boys together preferably all with natural hair bc that gets me real emo real quick so yeah how ‘bout it boi

NCT as things I have heard my friends say

I’m doing this because my friends bet me this would get more than 100 notes within 5 days because she is certain my friends say the stupidest shit ever she 100% right but thats not something I’ll ever tell her

Taeil: *recording video* “I love my friends so much” *Camera turns off* “Fuck you bitches with a million glitter pens”

Hansol: “Whoever says anything stupid will get sent to the kinky dungeon”

Johnny: “Yes the weather up here is nice. Do you know what would be nicer? A little fucking respect around here”

Taeyong: “I may be young but ain’t stopping me from dancing to EXO as sexy as I like”

Yuta: “God they are so hot, it’s a shame that I’m straight!”

Kun: “Of course I killed him the guy forgot about me, like how can anyone forget this handsome face”

Doyoung: “I may look sweet and angelic but under my skin is a hell fire waiting to burn you all”

Ten: “A different dick a day keeps the churches away”

Jaehyun: “My flirting skills are the only thing I have going for but at least there that”

WinWin: “Pro-tip for life, your cute is your greatest weapon use it to manipulate and demolish your friends and enemies”

Mark: “I worked my ass off for what, a lousy dirty muffin”

Renjun: “So what if I like cartoons? They make me happier than you losers I call friends”

Jeno: “I would kill you if I wasn’t so goddamn attracted to you, maybe we should just divorce” 

Haechan: “Do you have time to talk about our lord, saviour and greatest ass of the century, me you fuck trees”

Jaemin: “A friend of mine once said “I would kill you if I wasn’t so goddamn attracted to you, maybe we should just divorce” we’re still together though and now we have a child”

Chenle: “I shall sacrifice the taller guy to satan for a cute ass puppy anyday”

Jisung: “I got scared of my shadow and jumped out my bedroom window out of habit”

I am increasingly concerned for my friends, some of these work well others don’t.

Originally posted by dovounq

can we start a thing

where instead of complaining about mark getting no rest and pitying him we replace all of that with thank yous??? bc he is an absolute angel, like directly given to us from the sky. thank you mark lee for going to countless schedules without complaints, thank you mark lee for working so hard, thank you mark lee for going out there and promoting nct to the world, thank you mark lee for being you, i love you, your fans love you n lemme tell you now, someday the whole world’s gonna love you