nj: hey seokjin im here and I brought the kids like u asked
sj: oh good I’m still cooking but u can all sit down
jh: who’s bringing the turkey again??
sg: jimin’s dad is bringing it when he drops him off. dumbass how’d u forget ?
jh: hey maybe he can bring u a personality too since u dont have one! :)
sj: y'all don’t start I’m not in the mood my pie is giving me hell
jk: maybe that’s a sign u shouldn’t be making one??
sj: maybe the fact that ur still in high school after 5 yrs is a sign u should just drop out but that doesn’t stop u for going in for ur 6th :))
nj: lol why do u even keep trying
jk: idk maybe the same reason why ur still trying to release a second mix tape even tho it’ll never beat yoongi’s
jm: hey guys my dad and I are here and we brought the turkey
sg: ur just in time jungkook was just telling namjoon that he’s a failure and that I’m the best rapper in bts
jh: lol ok and I’m mariah carey
sg: that explains how high ur voice gets when u see a roach
jh: it’s a phOBIA ITS NOT FUNN Y
jm: guys my dad’s here be respectful???
th: oh sorry hey jimin’s dad u raised a very swell little dude
th: he hugs me when I’m sad even when it was because he and jungkook took all the lines in lost and left me with like 2
jm: I told u I was sorry???
th: but u always go and do it again??
jm: it’s not my fault I have a more superior voice??
jk: lol superior where u sound like a freshly neutered dog having sex with an owl
jm: dont fucking come @ me like that u fucking lopsided coconut head ass
jk: I DONT GET TO PICK MY HAIR STYLE FOR THE COMEBACKS
jm: bUT U DONT HAVE TO LET THEM FUCK UR SHIT UP EVERY ERA
sj: IF YALL DONT SHUT THE FUCK UP WE HAVE FUCKING COMPANY U DISRESPECTFUL DISAPPOINTING SUBJECTS OF WASTED YOUTH
sj: jesus fucking christ the jungle can’t come sooner
nj: guys sit down before he tries to feed us to his mario collection again
jh: this is great all of us together sharing a wonderful meal and being successful
jm: hey daddy can u pass me the salt
yoongi and jimin’s dad both reach out:
sg: can u let go now he asked me for the salt
jm: yoongi?? shut?? the?? fuck?? up??
jk: lol this is awkward
nj: so is the fact that u have no top lip
th: hey leave him alone it’s not his fault he was born lipless
jk: ur literally not helping
th: I’m doing as much as I can, I can’t juggle singing, acting, defending u, AND work on my verse for cypher pt5- that has so far exactly 27 lines and 3 different ‘sick beats’ to add both diversity and color to an otherwise bland track known as “every cypher without kim taehyung”
th: not to shade or anything.
nj: yea ur not getting on cypher pt5
th: why not I’ve been working so hard on my verse!!
nj: u can’t even rap??
sj: namjoon u can’t even remember to pull out so leave the poor boy alone and eat ur greens
nj: that’s was one time??
jh: then why do we have 3 kids here??
jm: IM NOT HIS KID MY DADS RIGHT HERE STOP SAYING THAT
sg: whoa babe it’s okay calm down I’m alright
jm: I was talking about my real dad plS SHUT THE FUCK UP MY DAD DOESN’T NEED TO KNOW ABOUT MY SEX LIFE
jk: too late lol
jm: oh is it too late for u to graduate too
jk: TRY ME SHORTY
jm: UR ON BUGS BUNNY
sj: iF U FUCK UP THIS DINNER TABLE AFTER I SLAVED AWAY IN THE KITCHEN FOR HOURS ILL FUCKING KICK U BOTH IN THE DICK
sj: NOw I want to go around the table and say what we’re most thankful for
sj: namjoon u start
nj: I’m most thankful for our precious army’s that go above and beyond for us all the time we love them so much and appreciate all the army’s all over the world and thank you all so much and thank you-
sj: kay that’s creepy yoongi u go next
sg: I was gonna say I’m most thankful for my fire mixtape but then I realized that I brought that to myself so I only really have myself to thank so thanks min yoongi u the true og
jh: ok that was tragic so I’ll go now
jh: I’m thankful for the sun that rises each morning-
sj: aw that’s nice
jh: -because it just goes to show that I shine brighter and there’s really no one who is better or brighter than me but the fact that the sun tries so hard is so cute and uplifting it feels great to squash it each morning :))
sj: taehyung how about u
th: I’m most thankful to the toilets because without them this world would be a really stinky and dirty place and people would have to poop in buckets or the woods and that’s nasty cos bears poop there so if we poop in the woods where do bears poop?? in our homes that’s where cos then they want revenge and-
sj: ur a disappointment I hope u know that
jm: I’m thankful for my daddy who always treats me right and loves me no matter what right dad?
yoongi and jimin’s dad: that’s right
sg: seriously why do u keep doing this
jm: I fucking hAtE mY Lif E
jk: guess it’s my turn
jk: I’m most thankful for this turkey for not being as dry as seokjin’s humor or jimin’s hair. thank u.
sj: that’s it I’m going to the jungle early I hope u all choke on ur dinner
64 days in heaven and hell (87) Day 5, October 27 During the first week after Gauguin’s arrival in Arles, Van Gogh took him to the plain of La Crau where he had spent some fulfilling creative days during the summer. They both were working on completely different landscapes, like this
“study of ploughed field with the stump of an old yew”.
Vincent Van Gogh, Le vieil if (The Old Yew Tree), October 26-27, 1888. Oil on canvas, 91 x 71 cm. Private collection (F573, JH 1618)