COMMENCE THE NOOGIE
"Oh my god!" John Watson, captain of his uni rugby team, gasps when he finally gets the sexy ballet dancer he's been courting into bed and discovers he's covered in tattoos. "Is that a good thing?" Sherlock asks huskily. "They're gorgeous, you're gorgeous," John replies and Sherlock pulls him into bed. "You should get one," Sherlock teases as John removes his own shirt. "Just one?" John smiles and removes his trousers. "You have to start somewhere," Sherlock chuckles.