jfc you are so perfect stop it

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  • Kyungsoo: I hate all of you. Except for Jongin. You too, Yixing.
  • Jongin: You all should stop trying to get Kyungsoo's attention. He's mine.
  • Jongdae: Honestly, I think Suho should just stop attempting to be funny, and then this group would be perfect.
  • Minseok: You are all so noisy. Shut the fuck up sometimes, will ya?
  • Chanyeol: If I want to pick the locks, I will pick the locks. Nobody can stop me.
  • Baekhyun: I just wish all of us would get closer. I parade around the dorm naked for a good reason, you know.
  • Sehun: Tbh ya'll are very dumb and stupid.
  • Suho: jfc stop telling me how to live my life! I can make jokes whenever I want to. Nobody can stop me.
  • Yixing: I just want peace, but it seems like that's never going to happen.

(you know your internet is bad when it takes 10 downloads to get the full picture jfc)

ANYWAY, I commissioned the wonderful @masthya to draw Hanallua (don’t judge me I love their art okay) and I’ve been staring at those legs for 30 minutes :’)))) Thank you so much Mas ;A; (ALSO THOSE DOC MARTENS FJKFHZKFJHZEF)

The amount of sheer beauty in this piece is so amazing im just shook???? I should stop speaking before I end up rambling like last time (im so sorry)

Anyway pls bear with me, I love Mas’s art ( their commissions ) and they deserve all the love in the world <3

DEAR ANON,

DO YOU WANNA GO?! Why don’t you take a stop in my inbox instead of my precious, beautiful, and talented @jazzyjonah if you’ve got a problem then unfollow no one ACTUALLY cares what you have to say jfc. Honestly I don’t understand why you waste your time on perfect people when there are so many flawed ones out there like myself.

Xx

C

«'Cause I’m on fire like a thousand suns
I couldn’t put it out even if I wanted to
These f l a m e s tonight
Look into my eyes and say you want me, too
Like I want y o u»

So I’m dead.
No, really. I check my email first thing in the morning and I find this (and the other piece I’ll post in a minute) in my inbox and… I’m speechless. Oh. My. God. Just look at the perfection of THIS! ALL OF THIS! Look at Bela! Look at my red baby Champion of the pokerface and totally heads over heels with her pirate queen… jfc I’m freaking out (in a very good way) over these works.


Thank you so much lyndraws, for putting up with me and my non-specifics and making such lovely art and being a sweet muffin >w<

@ bandom tumblr, I swear to god, it’s like every single day there is some fresh drama and everyone hates someone new and we all have to pick sides or get dragged all to hell or whatever, but like… can you please for the love of god find your chill???  Literally everyone is problematic in some way, but YOU’RE STILL ALLOWED TO LIKE THEM.  Furthermore, LET OTHER PEOPLE LIKE WHATEVER THEY LIKE AND SHUT THE EFF UP ABOUT IT, JEsus LORD.  And it really should go without saying that you shouldn’t send death threats to anyone - I don’t care who they are or what they’ve done, no one deserves that.  I know most of you are like 13-17, but even you should know better.  Stop causing drama just for the sake of drama, jfc

ask-kickassia  asked:

Penny for your thoughts~?

-jfc

-Like I love you so much I can’t handle it

-Just you’re so perfect????

-help I’ve fallen in love and I can’t get up

-Can I just

-be with you forever is that okay?

-I hope that’s okay

-Just I might self destruct help

-plzdontevercrybecauseitmakesmecryandihateseeingyoucryohmygod

-If I could just cuddle and kiss you and hug you forever I’d die happy

-PLEASE STOP BREAKING YOUR PROSTHETICS OH MY GOD I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE

jfc

i aM CRYING MY HEART OUT TUCK EVERLASTING BRINGS TOO MANY FEELINGS TO ME 

NO WINNIE WHY DIDNT YOU FUCKING DRINK FROM THE SPRING WHY JESSE WAS PERFECT FOR YOU FYCKING PERVFECT HE LOVED YOU SO MYCH AND CAME BACK FOR YOU BUT YOU FUCKING WRERE DEAD I AM CRYING SO HARD STOP IT NO NO NO THE LAST FEW LINES OH MY OGOOD GOD STOP ‘The summer Winnie turned 15, tuck told her that you don’t need to live forever, you just need to live. And she did.' 

stop STOP STOPPPPPPP :’( :’( :’(((((((( STOP tgat mivie MAKES ME WANT TO RIP MY HEART OUT AND i cannot seriously

anonymous asked:

Hey, ;) Gomxkagami "whatever" w Kagamin taking a lewd picture & accidentaly sending it to everyone.

For the meme “Send me a pairing and a prompt”

Whatever: Send me a “Whatever” and I’ll write whatever you ask for. The hell is that idea, omg, I still can’t get over it. I hope you fucking enjoy the hell you’ve created. GomxKagami, +Momoi +Riko +Seirin +Himuro +Alex +Hanamiya. Because it was a send all and I like kagami with everyone. Comedy and a little bit of lewdness. Crossdressing Kagami too!!

It didn’t seemed as a good idea. Even though he had agreed to take the goddamn picture and have actually took it, now that he looked at it, attached to a mail with the message the evil woman had asked him to put –a very disturbing “I’ve been very naughty, will you punish me?”-he regretted agreeing to that. He didn’t wanted to send it. It was too much even for a bet.

Taken from above with his right hand, the picture showed his whole body, as he was sitting over his own bed in a feminine posture, with the legs turned to the sides. He was wearing part of the stupid school-girl uniform Alex had gave him for that photo, with a mini skirt that hardly covered anything, the panties beneath being visible in a little part and big white socks to the knee. Lifting the white shirt with sailor collar with his left hand, the cute white brassier with pink laces could be almost completely seen.

He had trusted too much in his new basketball skills, and getting all cocky, had accepted the embarrassing bet of the woman, which just like an evil older sister with his baby brother, seemed to enjoy the idea of seeing him cross-dressed. The pose, clothes and message were all her demands, and she had said things would be a lot worse if he refused.

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anonymous asked:

Have you done any hcs with warren and his s/o first time?

I probably have I just don’t remember JFC

  • he’s so gentle the first time
  • praises g a l o r e
  • u can’t stop him from praising u to the high heavens
  • “y/n, you’re so perfect. all of you. every part of you.”
  • he would let you cum at least twice (usually once with his mouth alone, and another time with his hand and mouth) before even lubing himself up
  • he would just give you so much attention
  • all attention would totally be on you
  • he would keep you pinned underneath him the entire time, though
  • tracing a hand up and down your body, familiarizing himself with every single inch of you
  • he feels like he has to commit it to memory TBH
  • he’s working as best as he can to make you feel as good as possible
  • he takes you slowly, slowly, slowly
  • he doesn’t want to hurt you at all
  • but then you’re clawing at his back and he just can’t function anymore so he starts pounding into you
  • and then you grip onto the base of his wings and he is just going crazy
  • he’s working hard, he’s going for it, and he’s just filling you up and splitting you into two again and again and again and you literally can’t hold on
  • you cum once but he’s still going, he’s still lasting
  • he sucks on your neck and whispers to you so many sweet things and still, so many dirty things and it takes barely anything to get you to cum again
  • he’s still going for it, though, and it’s only when you hit your fifth orgasm that he cums
  • he’s very sweet and gentle in your post coital bliss, giving you kisses and cuddling you and wrapping you into his wings, where it’s just the two of you together, no one else

anonymous asked:

would you do that manager thing for day6 please?

oh fuck

  • jae LITERALLY broke down and cried when you told him he had to delete his twitter jfc
  • “WHO LEFT THEIR ‘TAKE THIS TO YOUR GRAVE’ OUT GDI??” *wonpil singing a perfect imitation of patrick stump’s wild pronunciations* 
  • when sungjin wants everyone’s attention, he’ll sing ‘shut up’, bc his voice is so much louder that way
  • brian was convinced by jae that burger king has a celebrity free for life black card, and he’s obsessed with acquiring it
  • and he wants you to help SIGH
  • this is the fourth time this week that you’ve had to tell sungjin to stop sitting in the open window when he’s composing on guitar, bc ur worried he’ll fall out
  • you’re still trying to figure out who dowoon is, but then, so is he
  •  that being said, if you find one more set of chopsticks that he broke while practicing drums on the bowls…who knows what will happen, but it won’t be pretty
  • jae has to buy you a beer every time he uses a hashtag in real time
  • some nights you are too drunk to get home
  • it’s actually a really horrible system, but sungjin is just a sappy drunk, and brian is a hazard while drunk, so…jae gets like weirdly serious sometimes, and so that’s pretty cool
  • why is got7 always hanging around don’t they have stuff to do???
  • the never ending battle with them and their stylists to get a freaking haircut omfg
  • apart from the fear that one of the air guitar solos will result in someone’s eyelessness, the car karaoke is always on
  • wonpil perfectly matching pitch with katy perry in the dorm showers?? ok
  • having to get sungjin and brian to literally wrestle hoodies away from jae so they can be washed. it’s bad friends
  • no one is allowed to freestyle rap before 10:30 am anymore. no exceptions
  • seriously, they do not pay you enough for this u had to convince jae that he couldn’t follow “bernie sanders dank meme stash” on the day6 official account yesterday WHERE IS YOUR RAISE??

anonymous asked:

Hiya, could I request a HC with the RFA + V who's uses a wheelchair?? Have a wonderful day \\o//

Hello! I hope I did your request justice! 💓 And thank you so much! I hope you have an amazing day too!

「YOOSUNG」

— He’d always treat you like you were about to break! (It was kind of annoying at some point so you told him to stop)
— The poor thing just didn’t want to hurt you.
— Makes sure to help you whenever you need it!
— He’d sit on your lap sometimes (if it didn’t make you uncomfortable or hurt you, of course).
— With him being in the medical field and all, I think that he would at least have some knowledge of the human body, so that if something ever ached or hurt he’d try to help before he takes you to see a doctor.

「ZEN」

— He’d be all about taking you anywhere and everywhere you needed to go.
— He wanted to be the one pushing your wheelchair so that you wouldn’t tire your “beautiful and perfect arms, babe”.
— To a point in which you had to tell him to stop (jfc, this boi even wanted to help you in your shared apartment).
— You still appreciate it. «3
— He just wants to be your knight ok.
— When it’s one of those days when he’s feeling lazy or down, he’d sit in front of you and rest his head on your lap while you stroke his hair.
— Falls asleep with his head on your lap tbh.

「JAEHEE」

— You want to go somewhere?
— She makes sure that the place it fits 500% the conditions for you to be there.
— She’d try to get everything you need all the time.
— You told her it wasn’t necessary, that you were perfectly capable of doing so yourself. She already had enough work as it is.
— She protested, but you meant what you said.
— She loves it when you guys are sitting on the couch watching a movie and you want something to drink or eat. She likes getting up and getting it for you.
— (Because she secretly loves treating you like a princess).
— Like Knight Zen who?

「JUMIN」

— If his apartment didn’t meet the conditions for your wheelchair, you best believe he’d be willing to remodel the entire building or even completely change buildings.
— He enjoys seeing Elizabeth 3rd sleeping on your lap and you petting her.
— He also loves putting you on his lap (with extreme caution) and either whispering sweet nothings or dirty talking into your ear. There’s no in between.
— Like Zen, he likes to push your wheelchair everywhere, but only when you’re out in public since he’s not willing to risk something happening to you in such an exposed area.
— Willing to get the best doctors to get you off of that chair.
— Also, if it’s a permanent condition, he’d buy you the best wheelchair in the world. He just wants you to be safe and comfortable.


「SEVEN」

— oH bOI
— You best believe that he’s willing to buy himself a wheelchair and fucking RACE YOU in his bunker.
— Like he’s not kidding. He wants to do it.
— You obviously beat his ass.
— If your back ever hurt, he’d make sure to call a doctor as soon as possible.
— BUT HE’D BE SO ANXIOUS, LIKE POOR BABY.
— Hides his Honey Buddah Chips on the top shelf one day because he’s mad all because you were mean to him.
— Always cracks jokes with you, never with bad intentions.
— He enjoys sitting in front of you and having you style his hair.
— Likes it when you put your chair next to his when he’s working. He feels at peace with you right next to him.
— He wants to add the best technology to your chair, almost making a damn spaceship.
— I’m not even kidding.
— You tell him that it’s okay as it is, but that you’re grateful. You also find it adorable because he was super excited about upgrading your chair.

「V」

— He feels useless sometimes. He just wants to fully protect you and he knows he can’t due to eyes.
— He can’t help feeling pathetic when it’s you worrying about him. 
— Still, he likes to help whenever he can.
— He really enjoys it when you guys go to the park or some crowded area, because if anything were to happen, there’d be people to help you.
— Enjoys resting his head on your lap as well.
— So much angst here, to be honest. 
— You constantly try to reassure him that it’s okay, that he shouldn’t be worried about you but the other way around.

what i hate about the signs

Aries: one time an aries kicked my ass for no reason im not answering this
Taurus: omg just leave me alone already *telephone plays in the distance*
Gemini: you talk waaay too much
Cancer: not going to answer this because you might cry….again
Leo: jfc not everything is about you….. it’s about me
Virgo: oh my god shut up you’re so mean just chill
Libra: you think that what you’re doing is for the best but shut up
Scorpio: ya’ll are super intimidating stop 
Sagittarius: you’re so mean and aggressive please take a day off
Capricorn: omg just fucking relax already
Aquarius: nobody cares you’re not as unique as you think
Pisces: nothing sweetie you’re perfect (:

Sleeping!Dean is SO HOT

Look at him can you imagine waking up next to him every morning?!? After a night of hot sex and then you get hot morning sex and I would never let him leave the bed and all the ghosts and monsters and demons would take over the world bc Dean is not there but guess what I don’t care because he is SO fucking hot and he is MINE (sorry I am going insane looking at him)

JFC LOOK AT HIM

He is so fucking beautiful 

I love how he rubs his eyes and the faces he makes

oh and when he blinks his eyes….

AND THAT VOICE…IT IS SO FUCKING DEEP AND HOT AND CAN YOU IMAGINE HIM TALKING WHEN HE FIRST WAKES UP ….OMFG

AHHH THE BLINK  (it is like when he winks, but times two so cute)

oh god look at his ass. Thanks to the writers of spn for this bc omfg I love it

oh those arms…imagine those around you …FUCK!

oh….

They do those crotch shots, I can never stop staring at it…

aww he is so fucking adorable all whiny and cute and so damn perfect. Look at his hair! 

this one tho ^^^ remember when Cas was staring at him 

There was an awesome crotch shot but it froze. damn it.

but that ass shot still kills me

oh he has such hot sexy legs

But look at that ass. I just want to squeeze it . Omg his arms again. My panties just burst into flames.

god damn lucky pillow ^^

haha Jensen but look at him so fucking adorable and perfect. wtf why can’t every man be exactly like Jensen. Scientists need to stop doing stupid shit and clone him (and Misha & Jared too….)

^^^^^ THIS!!!!!! WAKING UP NEXT TO HIM WITH THAT LITTLE SMILE I WOULD FUCKING DIE. THEN AFTER I AM RESURRECTED WE WOULD…YOU KNOW    *BOINK*

awww so cute when he is sleepy

GOD I COULD WATCH HIM SLEEP FOREVER

oh man more arm shots…. NO FUCKING SHIRT= PERFECTION those biceps are making me drool…and so wet

Cue the Titanic song… ♫Every night in my dreams I see you, I feeeeeel you♫

LOOK at those eyelashes, and those lips and that scruff jfc help me

aww and his messy hair

Even Sam is like ‘Damn he hot’

Remember in 'Provenance’ when he fell asleep in the car and Sam honked the horn. God it was so adorable 

ugh I wish I was that pillow right now

awww even when he is being a smart ass and pretending to sleep it is hot

aww Dean baby don’t be sad I love you so much…

ugh this next one I just want to crawl in his lap and….do stuff with him

*sigh*

I know I am probably driving you insane right now but this man is driving me 1000000000000000000% more insane with lust

Now that is a bed that we would have lots of fun on…

Gotta see this shot ONE more time. omfg

He could sleep anywhere and look good we can do it anywhere 

He meant to say he wants to screw me. I do too Dean, let’s do it.

oh jfc Cas you can watch, but only if you join in. THAT is my biggest fantasy…Cas on one side of me and Dean on the other and…..ok I gotta stop before I burst into flames

SHIRTLESS….I GOTTA END WITH THIS BECAUSE HOLY FUCKING WOW THAT IS HOT AS HELL. LIKE 7TH CIRCLE DEEP DOWN IN THE PIT INFERNO HOT

AHHHHH I AM DEAD. LOOK AT HIS FUCKING CHEST AND HIS PECS AND HIS BICEPS AND GOD DAMN I WANT HIM THIS POST WAS A BAD FUCKING IDEA BC DAMN I WANT HIM

NOOOOO DON’T PUT THE SHIRT BACK ON. STILL HOT THO 

OK SO I APOLOGIZE for going a little crazy towards the end there. it was suppose to be a nice Sleeping!Dean post but I mean can you honestly look at those gifs and stay sane? I don’t think so. (ALso it is almost 4 in the morning and I am going a little CRAZy anyway. 

How I ( Leo female ) see the signs

Aries: you are hella fun and pretty and cool like stop
Taurus: you are so adorable and fun
Gemini: YOU ARE A GOD or hella creepy
Cancer: so clingy jfc go be pissy somewhere else
Leo: aye we are one
Libra: you are literally perfect and I hate it and I feel the need to compete with you so that I don’t look like a soggy burrito in your rays of light
Virgo: I find you very comforting
Scorpio: something about you makes me crazy stop ( in a good way )
Sagittarius: you are fun but I don’t understand you at all
Capricorn: wtf man are you ok bc wtf
Aquarius: marry me you are so cool and real 24/7 and pretty much what I want in myself so marry me
Pisces: BFF omf you are amazing and independent and wife material and I LOVE YOU SO MUCH