jfc you are perfect

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theodore nott x blaise zabini

 you’re not the rhythmic mess between my lungs. nor does it beat for you. 

no, that would be putting your importance to me at a disservice. you’re everything. every nerve, every breath - you are every wildly perfect moment.

some tumblr ass: the mcelroys are horrible because … uh…. one of them didnt remember to unfollow a bad person on the internet.. and uh.. the other is friends with lin manuel whos a super racist just because we said so now… and uh… the other talked about lgbt conversion therapy during lgbt month which is bad now because! history is bad! we must sanitize history! and never talk about the negative history the lgbt people faced! so ya lol these are the reasons the mcelroys are canceled TM also im not sourcing anything because thats uh.. too much work for me?? but if you dont believe me even tho i didnt source shit then youre also a bad bad problematic racist trash person. 

me: …. anyways …. 

anonymous asked:

I just wish they would have Robert talking about how financial problems destroyed his parent's relationship and therefore their family, to make everyone understand why this money is important for him and his family.

HOLLLAAAAA NONNIE,

SAY IT LOUDER AND LOUDER UNTIL THE EMMERDALE WRITERS HEAR AND ARE FORCED TO WRITE A SCENE WHERE THIS IS EXPLAINED PROPERLY !!!

🌸🌼

Necroholocron!AU Masterpost

@white-rainbowff​ and I have been seriously upgrading Angel!Krennic’s place within the Demon!Empire AU. Since the original AU was meant as a more one-shot sort of thing and includes multiple instances of Veers becoming a demon and instances of Krennic and Tarkin doing other things that are inconsistent with Angel!Krennic, we’ve re-written a lot and thrown everything together to make what is basically an AU within an AU.

This post mostly includes information on Angel!Krennic, as that is what this post started as, but now also features all the ’’canon’’ stuff for this specific Angel!Krennic hosting Demon!Empire AU!

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“There’s no version of your story where you aren’t a hero.” (x)

Boyfriend does my makeup w/ Ten
  • okay so
  • anon let me choose between markimoo and this cutie for this masterpost
  • and i choosed this prince bc I MISS HIM SO MUCH
  • hopefully he’s fully recovered from his knee surgery but :(( idk
  • i miss my bby so muchhhhhh
  • but it doesn’t matter now, let’s just start this lol
  • soooooooooooooo,,,, !!!
  • both of you were in your house, okay
  • it was a really nice morning and yes, he stayed over last night
  • y’all had a cute sleepover where y’all ate pizza, played videogames and watched movies until both of you eventually fell sleep
  • and you woke up because of the loving kisses ten was leaving all over your face
  • “what are you doing?”
  • you whispered to him and you could’t help but smile when you saw this angel’s face
  • your eyes were barely open but you still could see that ten was smiling too
  • your voice sounded so soft and sleepy and you just made him melt
  • “good morning princess. i woke you up because i’m bored without you”
  • jfc if he wasn’t so damn perfect i swear i would have slapped him in the face
  • but you just cuddle closer to him and enjoyed his warm
  • and he just keep giggling and smiling at your cuteness, oh my god
  • i high-key want to keep writing about this bc this is basically my dream, ok
  • now i have the scenario of how beautiful would be waking up every morning next to this angel and i’m so sad because i’m so deeply in love with him
  • “you know, y/n, i was thinking about going out for breakfast after we shower and change, what do you think?”
  • “you’re paying”
  • aND THE JUST LAUGHED AGAIN, WHY DOES HE LIKE TO MISTREAT ME SO MUCH WITH HIS PERFECTION
  • “fine, now take your fat ass out of bed”
  • he went to shower and of course you didn’t leave the bed until he obligated you, lmao
  • so y’all took a shower and changed 
  • and while you wait for your hair to dry you always do your make up, right
  • but this time, when you sat in front of the mirror and took off your makeup bag, ten comes to the room suddenly and is like
  • “can i do your makeup?”
  • and you looked at him in the mirror and raised your eyebrows like ¿??
  • “ten, we’re going out and you want to do my makeup?”
  • “i would make it look good, i swear”
  • and it took it’s time until you finally agreed
  • he basically seduced you
  • “please, princess. i’ll try my best”
  • and right after that hE IDK HE PROBABLY KISSED YOU AND THEN PROBABLY BITTED YOUR LIPS SLOWLY AND REALLY SOFTLY
  • and obvs you ended up saying yes i mEANNNNN
  • “soooo, first thing is foundation, right?”
  • “i can’t believe i’m trusting you with my make up, chittaphon”
  • but he would be really caring with you
  • like he would touch your face really softly and sweetly and the first times you kinda died a little inside
  • just imagine having him right in front of you, smiling and laughing and be constatly having eye contact with him
  • and you were also low-key nervous too?
  • because he was looking at your whole face with extra attention and you couldn’t stop looking at his lips and just hIMSELF, HIS WHOLE EXISTENCE WITH ALL HIS PERFECTION WAS MAKING YOU SWEAT 
  • HE’S JUST SO GOOD LOOKING, HOW COULD YOU NOT GET NERVOUS WHEN YOU HAVE THIS KING DOING YOUR MAKE UP OMG
  • i need to chill
  • so far he just did the basics aka you eyebrows were on fleek and your skin was flawless and he almost had no mistakes
  • “tO THE EYES NOWW!”
  • and you were scared for life w this bc you know how creative this baby is and how he loves expresing himself with lots of colours and weird stuff
  • but surprisingly, he choose really natural colours that matched your skin color pretty well
  • “whAT Ten tThIS iS bEauTFuL”
  • “i’m even more beautiful”
  • “…. your right”
  • lmao
  • “k so, i guess i just have to do the lips and then we’re done baby”
  • “so, can you put your lips like this?”
  • and he puckered his lips to show you
  • is that right? i never heard that word before, i just translated that lolz
  • and when you do the same thing guess what
  • yes, he kisses you, what a surprise right
  • “uhmm, so good but.. where’s that vainilla flavored lipstick that you have?”
  • oH MY GOD
  • both of you smiled and kissed each other again… and again and again
  • nct127 - once again.mp3
  • i just feel like this angel loves kisses and just can’t live without them lol
  • johnny’s so lucky
  • but he finally ended when he putted your lipstick and yeah
  • “i’m so proud of this, let me take a photo of you babe”
  • and believe me that he took like a hundred of pictures of you that day
  • and that’s without counting the thousand of selcas he took with you
  • and idk what else to write so the end <3
  • i enjoyed writing this way too much and i couldn’t make it any more obvious, lmao

-So, Gunther, it looks like you and your brother simply will not stay your asses at home lately, and I keep finding your homework in the litterboxes. You two better keep your grades up because I have made important cat adoption plans for the minute you leave for college!

-Aw dad, pretending to be a responsible father is cute but you can relax, we’re definitely gonna study today! I mean it’s Sunday morning, what else are we gonna do? Hit the clubs?

We arrive at the Lulu Lounge! Loving that red carpet, Jojo this is the place for you.

-Ugh I know, I feel so at home.

Well you do look great, especially next to our car!

Do you guys remember Komei’s boxing thing that he has thankfully stopped doing? I think that apart from the jaw, Jojo has also inherited those faulty genetics, because all he wants to do at any given moment is play this stupid punching game. Not only is it annoying as fuck but pretty disturbing as well. I’m talking Anastasia Steele teas.

-Punch me Gunther! Punch me like you mean it!

Ugh freak. Time to hit something else.. the dancefloor!

Panic! At The Disco.

-MY HAIR, MY BEAUTIFUL DARCY HAIR! I WISH MOM HAD MORNING-AFTER-PILLED YOU

Thank god the tension is quickly overcome with some inappropriate brotherly dancing!

-Nice, now knee me in the testicles, Gunther!

JFC. Jojo really, I’m not judging, but this is a legacy not the fucking Story of O. Let’s at least find someone who is not a blood relation to beat you up? 

Like blondie here, look he’s cute and he wants to dance with you!

-UGH gross, not only is he age appropriate but I don’t even see a ring on that finger! Hard pass. OMG. IT’S HIM. HE’S HERE.

What? No, that’s impossible, there is no fucking way-

WELL FUCK ME I GUESS. WHAT THE FUCK. STEPHEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ON A SUNDAY MORNING

-Sunday morning, time to cut loose, am I right?

NO YOU’RE NOT. GO HOME TO YOUR FAMILY I’M TRYING TO CURE JOJO OF THIS OBSESSION. GET OUT BEFORE HE COMES OVER

………………………………….fucking jfc I’m so done. Jojo I hate you.

-Well well well… Following me now, Stephen? Oh how the tables have turned..

-What? Do I know you?

-Haha that’s funny. So this is how you wanna play this then? Alright. Yes, I am a complete stranger..

-Oh wait, you’re that legacy freak that keeps spying on my family, aren’t you?

-That’s right I am. Does that turn you on?

-WHAT. NO IT DOES NOT WHAT THE FUCK

-You can stop playing hard to get, you have me already..

-I’M GETTING A RESTRAINING ORDER AS SOON AS I LEARN YOUR NAME

-Well he can say what he wants but he did buy me a drink..

NO HE DIDN’T HE LEFT AND YOU STOLE HIS DRINK

-I fail to see the difference. 

OF COURSE YOU DO. Let’s gtfo before you get arrested.

We go to Rodney’s Hideout to literally hide out. Gunther runs into Ruskie and things immediately escalate..

..while Jojo finally has one solitary bolt with someone and it’s Craig here, who is very cute and also..

A NERD. We have struck gold! Jojo don’t fuck this up istg.

-I can’t believe I’m saying this to someone who is not my mother but.. I don’t hate you.

-Oh my!

The very definition of different speeds. But it doesn’t matter, we’re getting there, just keep up the non disturbing conversation about hats, Jo!

-So you see, Craig, just as Napoleon thought the battle was his, he sees a sea of Prussian spiked helmets, or pickelhaubes, approaching-

-Actually, the Prussian military did not adopt the pickelhaube until 1842, it’s a common misconception aided by representations of the battle of Waterloo in modern media..

Oh dear god we’re gonna be here all night.

Even Mrs Crumplebottom doesn’t care enough to interrupt this lameness. 

-I don’t know when I’ll be able to go on a date with you, Craig, as I don’t subscribe to the arbitrary concept of ‘time’.. 

Ok you know what, NO. Get up.

There we fucking go. WAS THAT SO HARD

-You are pretty attractive even though your clothes are. ridiculous.

LMAO take a look in the mirror lately Jo? Whatever, Craig likes you for some unfathomable reason so let’s do this already.

If you’re wondering what Gunther was doing during this time, it was watching his harem smustle. He had 2 bolts with Ivy but Ruskie wouldn’t gtfo so we’re getting to Ivy later. As if we’d let her escape!

Busting a move worked like a charm on Craig, legit god knows why. Craig you’re a fucking weirdo. 

-I can’t help it, he looks so cool!

Is cool the right word for it? Is it really?

Fucking oedipal istg. STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUR MOM AND MAKE A MOVE YOU’RE EXHAUSTING

-Honestly, my dear, far be it from me to criticize my mother in any way, but I really don’t know what she was thinking marrying Komei!

Yea let us guess who you would prefer she marry instead.. Gee that’s a tough one.

Yes, there we go, we’re so close Jojo! Please don’t say anything creepy and scare him away, please ❤ Who knows how long it will be till we find someone else who likes you, probably never LETS BE REAL

-I really wasn’t expecting this to happen with someone so unmarried and so not middle-aged such as yourself.. And dressed in this delinquent manner.. I mean are you wearing an actual necklace, good lord.. Now that I think about it this may have been a mistake..

NOP, NOP, I’M DONE, TOO LATE FOR THAT SHIT NOW JO. PREPARE FOR IMPACT

YAAAAS. I forgot to turn the special camera off like a moron but whatever! Get it Jo, fucking finally. 

AW. Fuck Jojo looking rough in this pic, can’t believe Craig went for you tbh. THANK YOUR LUCKY STARS

As soon as the first kiss is over this is what Craig hits us with:

Very promising. Jfc Jojo wtf did you do to him?

-NOTHING! I was a perfect gentleman, I even whispered in his ear that I’ll see him again when he’s married!

Oh yea, that’s what everyone wants to hear! Whatever, our work here is done, let’s go home. Gunther is so tired from being a slut he’s ready to pass out.

….

……………….

…………………………..

………………………………….

I wanna grab both your shoulders and shake, baby,
snap out of it,
I get the feeling I left it too late, but baby,
snap out of it,
if that watch don’t continue to swing or the fat lady fancies having a sing,
I’ll be here waiting ever so patiently for you to
snap. out. of. it.
  ♪ 💔

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- from the Doctor Who 2006 annual

  • Chris and Billie hugging each other to keep warm
  • Chris singing Close To You
  • jfc like can he get any more perfect??
  • them getting distracted dancing together on set
  • all my feels just spilling out all over the place at this point btw
  • rtd being cute about realising his dream for doctor who
  • did i mention chris singing a song by the Carpenters
  • did i mention chris dancing and joking with billie to keep her warm and make her smile
  • did i mention how everyone who works with her falls in love with billie i mean this is really just damn obvious by now

okay guys, hear me out……… sportarobbie the parent trap au

sportacus and robbie got married young and had their small gaggle of children (how?? irrelevant) but then their wildly clashing personalities + polar opposite parenting styles + immaturity led them to divorce and split their children. sportacus took stephanie and ziggy while robbie got pixel, stingy, and trixie

of course the kids all meet at summer camp and inevitably come to the realization that our dads used to be married???? we’re all kinda siblings??? and they know that their dads are lonely and now that they’re older they could totally work things out!! so of course they switch places with the goal of getting to know their other dad plus subtly trying to find ways to make sportacus and robbie a) interact again and b) fall in looove again

obviously both sporty and robbie feel very conflicted in this situation. sportacus tries to be neutral, even positive, in telling the kids that “your dad and i loved each other very much, but sometimes things just don’t work out” in that Wise, Life Lesson way of his, meanwhile robbie doesn’t trashtalk sporty directly but he reacts much more grumpily to the kids (especially peristent stephanie) constantly bringing it up, and he may be heard muttering about ‘sportaloon’ under his breath. but both sets of kids spy on their dads when they think the kids have gone to bed looking at old photos wistfully, maybe even talking to themselves a bit (’it’s too late, it’s done now!) and robbie definitely comfort-eats a whole cake. 

annoying new partner for one of them is definitely not necessary, which smooths the way for the eventual reunion. obviously they first very awkwardly meet up to deal with the logistics of switching children, but are convinced by the kids to stay in the same place for a little while because they’ve just met their new (old) siblings and want to get to know them better!! which of course leads to lots of sportacus and robbie discussing (arguing) about parenting methods (a big part of what broke them up originally) and really everything under the sun - but there’s no venom behind it, they’ve both mellowed out a lot and they’re more willing to negotiate rather than fight (which doesn’t mean anything, stephanie, your dad and i are not getting back together). there’s a moment when sportacus watches robbie theatrically entertain all five kids with a story, with costumes and silly voices for all the characters, and his heart definitely flutters but it’s nothing - and robbie walks in on sportacus working out shirtless and, okay, sportacus is definitely still in as good shape as he was ten years ago, and robbie is not at all horrifically distracted by those arms and those pecs that he forgets what he even came to say. all of those small moments are meaningless, really, because they’re just focusing on being better co-parents, only for the kids’ sake. if sportacus inquires about whether robbie’s insomnia is still bothering him, it’s just out of politeness, and if robbie dutifully makes a disgusting healthy sugar-free cake alongside his regular ones it’s just because he still has that old recipe lying around and it would be rude to exclude sportacus. really. 

meanwhile the kids have a lot of fun scheming to get sporty and robbie back in a romantic scenario that takes them back to when they first fell in love. or i dunno, maybe they orchestrate some sort of emergency situation which forces sportacus and robbie to work together to save the day. they get so so close to admitting their feelings when one of them (lbh, robbie) decides that this has been an interesting experiment but it’s time to get back to their own regular separate lives. the kids (and sporty) are devastated but eventually the two families part ways - except robbie immediately regrets it, because he’s only running because back in the day it was sportacus who initiated the breakup, not him and he’s terrified of being left again. robbie’s gang sees this and can tell being apart isn’t what robbie really wants, so they contact stephanie and ziggy and the five of them convince sportacus to chase after robbie and admit his feelings. cue the romcom declaration of love, possibly in the rain, with yelling and a little crying and at least one “because i love you, you idiot” and finally the dramatic reunion kiss with kids cheering from the sidelines. so of course they get back together properly, and all move into a big house as one happy family. and then they sing the bing bang song. the end.