jfc what is this show doing to me

Unpopular opinion

I rlly don’t understand or like the Animal Jam YouTubers (Julian2 is tolerable)

They just sit there??? And???

Scream??

To nine year olds??????

And take everyone’s rares? ??

I know some of them do giveaways and stuff but still jfc

And then??????????

Wisteriamoon is literally an adult???? Screaming to a bunch of little kids about a kids game????

And she’s rlly immature? ????????????
Isn’t she like in college lmao

None of them are funny tbh

At least Julian does what you’d expect of someone his age; he informs, shows glitches, and shows new features in a (for the most part) unbiased way

The rest just!!!!!! Scream!!?!?!? Like this!!!!!!!!!!!!

WisteriamhrjekqkozfjekKjejakkdnqmdifjjJSKWKFIFBENSMDI here :))))))))

That’s sure as hell annoying
Stopped watching her

Aparri would be ok but he annoys me in general
I can’t really stand the voice oops

Bepper?? She’s aparri 2.0 right

Skorm is ded

LilacPetal
I don’t get it
Are those supposed to be jokes??
I watched one of her videos a few days ago and she was literally just bragging about membership lmao

I used to love SmileySmiles I haven’t checked that channel in a while tho so no opinion tbh

Lmao I’m waiting for the hate about this idrc it’s just kinda annoying to me especially when their fans just freak out over them
They probably don’t care about y'all in the depths of their hearts

Are y’all ready for this because I am SO salty, so here we go lmao.

When I watched this show, and Erin won the first few competitions, she had one or two cute things. But her quirky “Wow, I’m so fun and weird. Can you tell I’m so fun and weird? Because I am” died out real quick lmao. But you know, I don’t even blame her for this. She was a decent person on the show, a little annoying at times. Kinda reminds me of these girls at my liberal arts college I kinda get tired of seeing, but it’s fine. That’s her. Do you booboo.

My beef isn’t with her so much as the judges. Like jfc, hop off why don’t you? And every single time she was on the bottom, they kept her. Heidi, what happened to that spiel on season 14 about Edmond “I go up there and I say in fashion, one day you’re in and the next you’re out” right before fashion week? 

Hmm?

HMM? 

But ANYWAY

What kills me is that I think what tripped what tripped Laurence up was that they got on her hard about the shoulders and the black and she really took that to heart, changed it up, and they were like “No, bitch wtf is this?”

Every time Erin did something, it was “Brava, I love it. Ugh, I’m gonna fucking nut!” Like??? And when they didn’t, they couldn’t bear to part with her because they just loved her so much, even if she sent crap down the runway.

I need new fucking judges. NOW. lmfao

under ground

pairing: blaise zabini x ron weasley

setting: modern, non-magical, college au

word count: 804

written for: @icanhelpyouthere + @themalfoymanner + @hexmionegranger + @hermionvgranger + whoever else asked idk


It starts with a secret.


“The fuck are you doing here?” Ron Weasley demands, just as Blaise enters the locker room.

Blaise arches a brow, but otherwise doesn’t bother to respond. Ron Weasley is irrelevant. The contents of Draco Malfoy’s gym bag, however, are not.

“Hey, man,” Weasley goes on, undeterred. “I asked you a question.”

Blaise glances at an unmarked orange pharmacy bottle sitting on the middle shelf of Weasley’s locker. Fucking idiot. Fucking amateur. “That doesn’t entitle you to an answer, though, does it?”

Weasley narrows his eyes. “What are you—that’s Malfoy’s bag,” he blurts out, sounding surprised. “What are you doing to Malfoy’s bag?”

Blaise rifles around, tossing aside a few of Malfoy’s extra shirts and a monogrammed grey hand towel before coming up empty. He frowns. “Taking back what’s mine.”

Weasley snorts, and then rakes his fingers through the sweaty red fringe of his hair. “Jesus, dude, do you have to make everything sound like a threat?”

Blaise inspects the peeling blue label on a tub of IcyHot, irritation beginning to lick like fire against the tops of his tonsils. Malfoy wasn’t this clever. He fucking couldn’t be. “Dunno,” he muses, flatly. “Do you have to make everything sound like a deleted scene from Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure?

Weasley huffs at that, audibly dismissive, before turning towards his locker and reaching an arm back to lift his practice jersey over his head.

And Blaise.

Blaise is suddenly paying only very minimal attention to the gum wrapper and Dorito crumb and parking ticket detritus at the bottom of Malfoy’s bag. The fucking little black book could wait. Because Weasley

Weasley is tall, obviously, tall and broad shouldered and long limbed; more lanky than he is anything else. But there’s a promising sort of elegance, almost, to how he’s put together. Big hands and strong forearms and an unexpected layer of muscle bunching around his biceps, cording up and down his neck, stretching and flexing and pulling beneath the freckled skin of his upper back as he shifts around, searching for a shirt.

And Blaise.

Blaise appreciates pretty things. His apartment is monochromatic, a perfectly contemporary celebration of sleek lines with shiny finishes, and he’s no stranger to sacrificing basic functionality for aesthetic appeal. And while Weasley might not be particularly refined, he is, Blaise thinks with some confusion—with some interest, really, lazy and muted and soft—he is most certainly a pretty thing.

“What?” Weasley snaps, glaring at Blaise with thinly veiled suspicion.

Blaise toys with the zipper on the inside pocket of Malfoy’s bag. “What do you mean, what?

Weasley hunches forward slightly, crossing his arms over his still-bare chest. A decidedly rosy flush is starting to creep across his face. “You’re—fucking staring at me, man.”

Blaise smirks. “Am I?”

“See—that, that definitely sounded like a fucking threat. What’s your problem? You look like you’re—like you’re plotting something.”

Blaise shrugs, and then chuckles, unable to stop himself from letting his gaze linger—impulsively, pointedly, heatedly—on Weasley’s exposed skin. Shoulders. Abdomen. No. Lower. Blaise is plotting something, of course. Weasley’s locker is two down from Malfoy’s, and that might just be better than a surveillance camera.

“You think Malfoy’s a douche, right?” Blaise asks, as conversationally as he can manage.

Weasley rocks back on his heels, basketball shorts slung low across his hips. “Doesn’t everyone?” he sneers.

Blaise licks his lips. Weasley watches him. “Want to help me out with something, Weasley?”

Unbidden, Weasley’s eyes drop to Blaise’s crotch. He looks stunned, and not a little dazed. “Um. What?”

“Not that,” Blaise lies, and then pauses. “Well. Not unless you really want to.”

Weasley clears his throat, expression hovering somewhere on the knife-edge between uncomfortable and intrigued. He appears helpless. Focused. Sharper than he usually is. Blaise can’t believe it took him so long to notice this. To notice him.

“What?” Weasley says again, more quietly.

“You know what I do, right?” Blaise drawls, taking a step forward. Leaning into the solid cold metal of the locker directly in front of Weasley’s.

There’s a beat of silence. It’s tense, like a wire trap coiled tight. Expectant. “Yeah.”

“Then you can imagine how…valuable…a list of my customers would be. Past and present.”

Weasley’s tongue darts out, wetting his lower lip. Blaise’s gut clenches. No. Simmers. “That’s what Malfoy’s got? A list?

The list,” Blaise corrects.

“Right. That.”

Blaise chooses not to speak for a minute—just lets his mouth fall open and his posture relax as he makes a show of inspecting Weasley. Of studying him. “You’ll let me know if you see anything,” Blaise murmurs, flashing a smile he’s surprised to realize he almost means. “Won’t you?”

Weasley blinks.

Blaise doesn’t.


It starts with a secret.

Blaise has always liked secrets.      


cody-christian replied to your post “GOD betty and everything that has to do with her bores me so much i…”

bughead are such boring characters and the cole and lili cant act for shit which sucks bc everything is about them

its so dull and boring jfc show me the pussycats show me archie show me veronica show me kevin and his boyfriend joaquin does he really like him or is he just in for the info?? what is happening stop showin g me boring betty thank u

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nicknames: Lilou
star sign: Libra
time right now: 10:39 pm 
last thing i googled: Tried to reverse caller id a phone number that called me, but alas no dice.  
favorite music artist(s): Too many, but Fall Out Boy will always be high up on the list.
song stuck in my head: None at the moment thankfully. 
last movie i watched: Moonrise Kingdom
last tv show i watched: the tarantula episode of My Brother, My Brother and Me
what i’m wearing right now: Brown tank top and a pair of shorts because it’s 76 degrees in here and jfc wtf mother nature it was 38 four days ago??
when i created this blog: Uh. I. Do not know for sure. 2012 ish?
kind of stuff i post: Mass Effect, Dragon Age, Overwatch, other video games and media I happen to be into at any given moment, stuff about my oc, cute animals, personal ramblings and ventings, general shenanigans with smatterings of feminism and mental health talks. 
do i have any other blogs: I have an rp blog for Revka, but it’s on an indefinate hiatus atm. 
do i get asks regularly: Nope. 
why did i choose my url: Because I’m a dork who can’t pass up a good DA: Origins reference. Also I’m amused by the fact that people see “lilouapproves” in their notes every time I like something they post. 
hogwarts house: Hufflepuff 110%
pokemon team: I picked team valor, but never really did much with the gyms tbh.
favorite color: Every shade of purple visible by the human eye. 
favorite character: Zevran Arainai from Dragon Age: Origins. Hands down.    
number of blankets i sleep with: A sheet and a comforter but half the time I stick my feet out at the bottom. 
dream job: Something creative where I can be involved in story telling. 
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number of posts: 8,325…. holy crap that’s a lot of memes.

tagging: ummmm anyone who’d like to do it just @ me I wanna know your answers *chinhands*

I was really hoping, praying is a more fitting word, that no form of Barry (face and all) would be associated with Savitar. Barry Allen needs to be protected. He’s been through enough and I understand that he’s the hero but jfc man, can he get a break? Imagine Iris finding out the person who wants her dead has Barry’s face with no other context…how do you think she’d react? But I should’ve known this would be the route they took. They have literally 61 years of comicbook material and this is what they decide to do? I don’t get it. I don’t think I’ll ever, ever get it. I wish I was a writer on that show. Let me be a fucking writer. I’ll tell what I wouldn’t do…link savitar to any form of Barry Allen. Savitar was his own person, he had his own reasons to despise Barry. All of this extra ass added shit wasn’t necessary. Say it with me @flashwriters its not that difficult to follow the comics. Your work is 75 percent done for you. WTF????

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queenbendy  asked:

i came here to get those nudes but now i gotta fight an anon for being fucking butt hurt over nsfw warning? like wtf is wrong with anons this week like no chill what so ever. THE FACT they didn't even show their face shows how much of a real weak shit they are, if they gonna talk shit to you at least they should have done it without going anon jfc, actually no they shouldn't have said anything at all cause this is PETTY and just makes them sound like some whiny little kid

//Honestly. It’ll pass though. Again dumbasses like this have incredibly short attention spans. It’s not like they can do any physical damage to me.//

anonymous asked:

I'm feeling so attacked right now like oh my god, like WHY DID U HAVE TO PUT THIGH RIDING AND ICE PLAY INTO ONE CHAPTER????? ARE U ASKING FOR ME TO DIE HOLY GOD??? I almost lost it when i realised what junmyeon was doing with his thighs jfc, and now the casino part with minseok makes sense !!! golly gosh and of course yixing has to steal the show like always bless him. ok bye I love you forever and ever, thank you for an amusing and wonderful chapter !!

this is what happens when I feel guilty about not updating :3 whoops hehe…i’m so glad you liked it! Haha thank you for reading~  ily2 <3 

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-Dia 

If you’re ever feeling sad just remember you’re living at the same time as Oscar Isaac and that’s something to be happy with, tbh

I was tagged by @tempolarriefix to do these questions, so here they are

1. what was the last thing you bought online?

I bought a new 5SOS phone case and another All Time Low shirt today 

2. what is your alarm sound?

Vapor by 5SOS for my work alarm and Early Riser for school

3. if you could live anywhere for 1 year, where would you choose?

Australia or Hawaii

4. what is your all time favorite fic?

Wild and Unruly or Love is a Rebellious Bird. I’m a slut for their fics tbh

5. what fic trope are you always a sucker for?

Fake relationships, co-parenting, just give me fics idc about anything

6. what are you most looking forward to right now?

Getting the fuck out of high school jfc 

7. do you usually remember your dreams when you wake up?

No, I always forget them

8. what tv show are you always down to re-watch?

CRIMINAL MINDS BITCH

9. what concerts have you been to?

1D, 5SOS, Jonas Brothers, and I’m going to All Time Low in July

10. what song has been stuck in your head lately?

Sign of the Times lmao 

11. what tumblr user do you secretly look up to?

My wife @softlarry and my lover @goldenharrie


My questions are:

1. What are your favorite movies?

2. What are your favorite animals?

3. Who are your favorite actors/actresses?

4. Where are your favorite places to go?

5. If you could vacation anywhere in the world, where would it be?

6. How old were you when you saw a move in the theater for the first time?

7. What song do you remember most from your childhood?

8. What do you usually order as a drink when you go to restaurants?

9. Did you have questions preselected when I tagged you?

10. Do you have any pets?

11. Do you love me?


I tag @softlarry and @goldenharrie and @just-end-it and @gigglelou

anonymous asked:

vocal units reaction to finding out their boyfriend has a tongue piercing while making out (or other things i dont mind (; (i gotta stop))

Oh wow I want a tongue piercing so bad and also this got kind of dirty whoops

SEOKMIN/DK

Oh my god, Seokmin would think it was the hottest thing in the world. He wouldn’t stop kissing you for hours, hands in your hair, laying on top of you and barely stopping to take breath, using the excuse that he needs to learn what it feels like. His hands wouldn’t start wandering until yours did, too distracted by the way the piercing feels against his tongue.

SEUNGKWAN

Seungkwan would be so interested in it, he’d ask you all about if it hurts, how you have to take care of it and if he can help, how it feels when you’re eating. He’d listen to all the answers so intently, genuinely curious, and afterwards he’d lean in and kiss you slowly for a moment or two, leaning back for a second to process the new feeling before diving back in and kissing you for the next 7 years.

JOSHUA

Okay all I can think about is Joshua asking him really shyly if he “wouldn’t mind maybe suckingmeoff” because all he can think about is what it’s going to feel like. And if you do, expect him moaning hysterically and coming embarrassingly fast with his hands in your hair and his legs over your shoulders fuuuuuuuck

JEONGHAN

Jeonghan and his greasy ass would be so into it oh my god. He’d barely kiss you for a minute after finding out before he’s trying to push the front of your pants down with one hand and pulling on your hair with the other. With one hand stroking you slowly, getting you where he wanted you, he’d whisper filthy things in your ear about what he wants you to do with that dirty little mouth of yours.

JIHOON/WOOZI

FUCK ME UP LEE JIHOON. He’d pull away from you while kissing, raising his eyebrows and giving you that look. “Did my baby do what I think you did?” He’d ask you to show it to him and once you do, he’d immediately commence a night of 1. Hickeys on hickeys on hickeys. 2. Kisses so deep and so passionate you don’t think you’ll ever breathe again and 3. Fucking you so good you can’t walk tomorrow jfc he’d be so turned on by it

sanrikup  asked:

LINDDZZ. So what if Thranduil just starts talking to Bilbo and learning about his hobbity culture, 'cause he thinks Bilbo is just the most adorable, tiny little thing he's ever seen. Then he notices Thorin getting upset, so Thranduil starts getting EVEN CLOSER to Bilbo to see what he'll do. Starts off small, Bilbo, let me show you the wedding dance of my people. Hobbit, drink my wine. (1/2)

The more Thorin reacts the worse Thranduil gets. Bilbo, you liked my different crowns, so I made you one for each season. Everytime this happenes Bard and Balin are in the background JFC your supposed to be adults. (2/2)


OK BUT THIS IS ALMOST S&D VERSE CANON THO! Like Thranduil was a total dick about it to Thorin in Mahrana but he does LEGIT like Bilbo and the fact that being bro’s with Bilbo makes Thorin SO MAD just makes Thranduil more like “*puts my elf culture all over your hobbit* DOES THIS UPSET YOU????”

Bilbo keeps getting invited to Mirkwood parties and every invitation sent to Erebor makes it super clear that ONLY Bilbo is invited. And Thorin can’t forbid Bilbo from going because that is like the guaranteed way to make sure Bilbo will go. 

But one day things escalate a bit too far when, in the morning, Thorin wakes up to a message not carried by a raven, but by a snowy white weird elegant bird that A)What the fuck is that, and B) Who the fuck let it in my room. The bird has the following note, written on heavy fancy parchment in an overly loopy, elegant hand;

Thorin, Son of Thrain, son of Thror, Oakenshield, King Under the Mountain, Lord of Erebor and Heir of Durin,

Your halfling is still in my care and will remain so for most of the remainder of the day. We are all very impressed with how much wine he was able to imbibe in spite of his small stature. However, as of writing this he is still unconscious. We will deliver him to you when he is properly able to walk again. Until then, know he is in the most excellent care with my most experienced elvish healers. He is doing well in our hands.

Sincerely
King Thranduil, Son of Oropher, Elfking, Lord of Greenwood.


Thorin’s response is simply a raven landing by Thranduils throne and screaming, as loud as it can (as it was instructed), “GIVE HIM BACK NOW”

Thranduil sends the raven back with another note.

Attached is a very detailed drawing of Bilbo passed the fuck out under a table. Thranduil had one of his best artists sketch it up that morning with great glee.

There is almost war.

  • Me: *shows my mom the Destiel scene from "The Prisoner"*
  • Me: Did you see it, Mom? Did you see the Destiel?
  • Mom: Yes...but...Raina, have you ever thought that maybe they do this to keep people like you watching?
  • Me: What do you mean?
  • Mom: Like, maybe they have all this Dean and Cas stuff to keep gay people watching the show.
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me: *cackles into the distance because even my mother catches Supernatural queer-baiting*
boyfriend! kai
  • he asks you out in what he thinks is a casual way. like his eyes sparkle at you and he’s glowing from the sun shining behind him and he’s like ‘will u go out with me’ and you have trouble breathing. 
  • he doesn’t show up at your doorstep with flowers, like you’d dreamed of, but his smile compensates. 
  • a few months into the relationship, when ur making out, he’ll murmur against ur lips, ‘honey, it’s time u met the kids. ur that important to me.’
  • and ur like ‘jfc can u not do this now? we’re making out smh’
  • but he reels and looks at you like ‘u think ur more important than my kids?’ then his eyes soften and he’s like ‘aww shucks u might be’
  • so u dress up nicely and go over to his apartment, ready to meet his kids. u have no idea what to expect until he opens the door and three dogs jump you. 
  • so now ur like ‘ooohh i see ;)’  
  • he says his friend kyungsoo cooked dinner for the two of you because he didn’t want kai to poison u. and he looks kinda embarrassed so you run your thumb along the back of his hand like it’s ok. 
  • half his dinner goes to his greedy dogs, and ur heart melts at the sight of him feeding his dogs so lovingly. 
  • fast forward to a year and a few months later, kai is blowing on your neck trying to wake u up. 
  • ur like ‘what’ when u wake up and he does that smile where his eyes form crescents and all his teeth are bared. with his sleepy morning voice, he asks u if u wanna move in with him just so you could wake up next to him every morning. 
  • ur heart is thudding in your chest when u tackle him and kiss him, telling him yes!!!! kai just laughs loudly bc he’s happy. so so so happy that ur both taking the next step together. 
  • kai forces his friends to help u move into his apartment( his is bigger than urs so). so u have junmyeon driving the pickup truck, jongin and chanyeol helping with some of the furniture. sehun and baek help with the boxes. kyungsoo was busy that day but he packed u all lunch. 
  • when u finally settle next to him on his couch after unpacking, kai shyly tells u that he’s really excited that the two of you decided to move in together. and he’s ready to spend the rest of his life with u. 
  • so ur like ‘this better not be a proposal i s2g’ 
  • and he’s like ‘nah! i’ll plan something nicer for u when i propose ofc’
  • half an hour of cuddling later, and kai starts to kiss you heatedly while his hands trail lower. 
  • so ur like ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 
  • and he’s so excited and giggly like ‘babe let’s go break in our new mattress! im so happy we’re having sex and we’re living together it’s like we’re married yay!’
  • u wake up with red skin and a mop of hair laying on ur chest. so u wake kai up like ‘damn didn’t know u liked my boobs so much’ but he’s like ‘i do! they’re the best babe!’
  • the thing about dating kai is he doesn’t like taking selfies with u. nor does he like getting u to pose for photos. he likes to take unscripted ones where ur laughing or sleeping or eating because he thinks u look unguarded and perfect <333</li>
  • u find said photos in a folder on his phone called ‘______ (do NOT open chanyeol and sehun!)’ 
  • ur heart melts bc this boy rly rly loves u with all his heart and u reciprocate it fully ofc. 
  • whenever he comes home from work tired and frustrated, he tells u not to talk to him in case he snaps and hurts you because once he made u cry and that broke his heart. 
  • in the morning, he pours his heart out to u, apologising thoroughly for being distant the night before. 
  • one day sehun tells u to tell kai to stop talking about u bc when he’s with his friends he talks about every single thing u did since the last time he saw them. 
  • ‘we get it. he loves u. we’ll never forget that.’ said sehun. 
  • so u tell kai and he’s like :(( but why i love u. why can’t they be happy for me. 
  • u get just the tiniest bit angry at his friends after that.
  • but he bounces back to normal when sehun buys him a kfc family bucket as an apology. 
  • sometimes he just murmurs how much he loves u while he’s asleep. so ur blushing in the dark room, hoping he doesn’t wake up and catch u with flaming cheeks. 
  • kai loves u with all his ocean-sized heart ok. ur his beloved and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do to make u happy. 
  • in fact his laptop password is ‘_____’s_smile’ 
  • he won’t tell anyone that, so he just says it’s monggu. 
  • which is why sehun got locked out of his laptop after borrowing it to watch anime while he was over at ur place. 
  • so kai reluctantly tells sehun, but only sehun knows. sehun swears on their broship that he’ll take that secret to the grave. 

basically dating kai is spending your life with someone who’d go to the moon and back to make you happy :’)

4

“When a past so complicated that you can’t even label it as difficult, lonely, or sad takes a material form it becomes Nanaki. You must get out of this no matter what it takes. When Nanaki attacks you, it will cause great pain. But you must endure it.”

I was playing AAI-3 for a bit, and oh man, Edgeworth is so oblivious that I actually started laughing out loud. This girl fucking monologues her feelings about how charming he is, and he still doesn’t understand shit? Oh my god, Edgeworth– you’re a grown man, not some bumbling teenager.

Sometimes, I like to imagine Edgeworth in place of the oblivious shoujo girl just for the hell of it, but I often end up realizing that he’s the type of person who actually would be that dense. As in…

“Edgeworth… I have something to ask you.”

“Yes?”

“…”

“Wright, I have many responsibilities to tend to. If you plan to stand there silently–”

“Will you go out with me?”

“Out with you? We went to Trucy’s magic show just yesterday. Wouldn’t it be a bit repetitive to see her routine again?”

And then Phoenix just stares agape for a second, before bursting into laughter.

“Wright. What is so funny?”

“You. You’re hilarious, Chief Prosecutor Miles Edgeworth.”

“…I don’t see anything out of place with my comment.”

“You’ve got to be kidding me, Edgeworth. You’re 34. You can’t be serious.”

Perplexed, Edgeworth furrows his eyebrows and frowns at Phoenix, who’s still smiling away. All of a sudden, Phoenix leans in, and he reflexively moves away.

“Well then, Edgeworth. Mind if I actually show you what I mean instead?”