jfc what is this show doing to me

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In my memories, my mother is always crying. “Your left side is unsightly,” my mother said as she poured boiling water on me.

Basically, I picked a fight with you to show him what I can do, without using my damn old man’s Quirk… No… I’ll reject him completely by winning first place without it!

anonymous asked:

Thoughts on Rosvolio??

Oh. My. God.

I am all about me some hate ships.
I am all about me some historical ships.
I am all about me some arranged marriage ships.
I am all about tiny angry women v sassy snarky men.
I am all about me some soulmate ships. fight me

PUT IT ALL TOGETHER AND WHAT DO YOU GET?

I am HERE for this show. I am HERE for this pairing.

Every little smile. Every little glance. 

Fucking kill me please like jfc…

And they’re both such sass Queens tbh. And so angry. And both smols tbh but they think they are tols? 

I’m here for the actual first kiss filled with anger and probably following a fight or they think they are about to die or something.

And then they pull away and he’s just like oh thank god because he has been in love with her since the first time they met lbr. And she’s just like oh my god I’m in love with him when did this happen? 

And then babies. Beautiful Rosvolio babies.

HERE. FOR. IT.

Je suis here and with more fam quotes

‘‘ALL YOUR FAVS ARE CHUBBY SRRY I DONT MAKE THE RULES’’

‘‘Its official I have a crush on ALL THE GIRLS’’

-a?
-My mom
-Tossed water at me
+why
+was it holy water
+?
+If yes then I understand why

‘‘musicals have ruined my life and im ok with it’’

‘‘I’m logged into my friends insta and sent ‘penis penis penis’ to someone’’

-This is my khonjin house
+I try to understand
+I really do

‘‘I dont believe in Jesus but I believe in myself
Therefore, I believe in gay’’

-KAWASHITA YAKUSOKU WASURENAI YO
+I don’t speak weaboo
-Its the madoka magica opening

‘‘remember kids: arson isn’t the answer, it’s the question. the answer is yes.’’

-WHY ARE YOU SO AGGRESSIVE OVER THIS
+FUCK U
-FUCK YOU TOO
*I’m gonna go now

-FUCK
-I ACCIDENTALLY CLICKED A THING???
+Me every time I open the internet

‘‘What if my Pokémon licked the other Pokémon’’

-Need me some nice followers
+Wow r00d
+So I guess I’m not nice Stormy
+I see
-WHAT
-NO
-RYNA ILY
-U IS GOOD
+WHOS RYNA
+YOU CHEATING ON ME
-Oh shit

-I’m honestly laughing so hard rn
-I kicked my night… Thing
-Night table???
-Is that what u call it???
+The table of night

‘‘Once my friend said we needed to kill the vocaloid Len’’

-Toad
-toADY
+TODDADDY
-TOADDADDY
*DADDY
^GODDAMNIT GUYS
*I’ll be Daddy

-I stole a noodle
+relatable
^Just one?

-Screm
+Why screm
-Bc screm

‘‘I’m gonna try to be a vaginatarian’’

‘‘At least no one questioned why one of the lasts messages I sent to her was ‘‘A grape and a toe’’’’

‘‘you know its bad when you start having dreams about your fav band’’

‘‘do they surge with plastic’’

-Time To Put Pictures Of Bleeding Gums™
+oh great

-I keep finding images of people laughing at salad
+Me on the internet
*Vegans

-Why do you have a fidget spinner ask blog
+god has abandoned us

‘‘iztaccíhuatl, get your brother vesuvius and kilimanjaro,we’re goingto see aunt st helens and uncle fuji.’’

‘‘‘‘eat stack zoo watoo’’

i looked up the pronunciation sorry’’

-i just chucked my phone on the floor so i could write that
+What
-what
*What’s a chucked
+What
+Ryan threw their phone
+It’s a figure of speech
*Ooooh thank
-‘‘whats a chucked’’
*Why would you ever throw ur phone
-IM LAUGHING

-Novi my mom says you’re living in sin because you’ve never tried pineapple upside down cake
+lmFAO
*I LOVE????????? PINEAPPLE UPSIDE DOWN CAKE???????????
-SAME????????????
+I mean I’m living in sin but that’s not the main reason
*yea it is
*get some pineapple upside down cake in your system
*it will heal you
-They don’t make that in Spain
+Get some paella in your system
*IM MAILING YOU A PINEAPPLE UPSIDE DOWN CAKE
-So I’m going to Spain the minute I have enough money to go there
+Y e s
-And I’m gonna fuck up his kitchen
+lmAO
*I guess you could call it
*hells kitchen
+OH MY GOD
*no okay bye
-OMFG
+I’M LAUGHING SO HARD RN

‘‘im a gay platypus
what are you gonna do about it’’

‘‘i never thought i would get to the day where i called baba a loaf of bread’’

-YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED TO THE SEVENTH CIRCLE OF FURRY HELL
+Well I was gonna go there anyway in holidays so lmao
*NOT THE SEVENTH CIRCLE OF FURRY HELL
-i am surrounded by furries

-#teenager rebellion
+Ryan no
*Ryan pls
+Dont
*You’re like 5
-IM 11 SO SHUT THE FUCK UP

-ILU2
-HOW R U DOING
+AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
-Relatable

‘‘I just ate a hamburger of the size of my hand and now I’m eating melon to feel healthy lmao’’

-I feed him memes and gay shit every night
+I live off of that honestly
-same

‘‘hes a horny shakespearean cunt waffle’’

-And fb send me a gay page as a recommendation
-Am I really that obvious
+Again, yes
-Again, good

-why would you kill a frog ;o;
+it was an accident
-hoW DO YOU r IP A FROg in half on accident

‘‘Ok I know this is a serious issue and a delicate moment but I was reading a demon and angel AU and they just said ‘‘holy cum’’ and I amost choked on my tea’’

‘‘Once I ate like 6 squares of toilet paper
And once I ate a tissue’’

-We’re all healthy, happy, pure children of God
+Eve dont lie
+You egg
*Who’s God

-what is life
-what is dicc
-what is succ
-what is licc
+ -by Novi, may he rest in peace

‘‘Trafficunt’’

‘‘Depressioli corner I go’’

‘‘Every month should be pride month
I’m gay every month’’

‘‘they suck more dick than i do in my exs wet dream’’

‘‘Who the fuck is Antonio De Pigafetta and why does it sound like Pigeon’’

-some lady just went up to me and said ‘ooo, sexy’ and walked away
+it was me
-are you 35 and clearly recently divorced?
+yes
+i am recently divorced
+and put a comma in there and all will be true, as i am 3’5

-I want gorditas
+Why lmao
-Because they’re good? And taste delicious
+oH MY GOD BABA
+ W H Y
-What?
-OH MY GOD
-NO NOT PEOPLE
-IM NOT TALKING ABOUT CHUBBY PEOPLE
+I’M LAUGHING SO HARD RN
-IT’S A FOOD
-ADOFGHAFIVUH
-Oh god this is going in the Fam quotes isn’t it

‘‘FUCCIN COLUMBUS WHERE R U U PIECE OF GENOVESE ASS’’

‘‘COMMUNISM MEANS FAMILY’’

-NEL YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE A RESPONSIBLE PARENT THAT BUYS A VEGETABLE
+I WILL READ MY CHILDREN
+THE COMMUNIST MANIFIESTO
-YEA WELL IM GONNA READ MY CHILDREN
-MEIN KAMPF
+WHILE GENTLY SHOVING
+CUCOMMUNISTCUMBERS INTO YOUR THROATH

‘‘What kinda fucking name for a state is Iowa’’

‘‘I’m gonna vore gum’’

‘‘IT SOUNDS LIKE A FUCKING CHANT WHAT THE FUCK’’

‘‘Pennsylvania=Transylvania=Y’all are chanting to get Dracula’’

‘‘Theory: all the state songs played at once summon Satan’’

‘‘@england we’re a mess please take us back
@england please i beg you’’

‘‘BOUGHWASIIIIIE’‘

‘‘instead of fidget spinners we have communist’‘

‘‘I love all of these Spanish/Portuguese XV century sailors and explorers as much as I’d love to fuck myself with a cactus’‘

-C’MON WE CAN DO THIS FOR PAPI MARX
+F O R P A P I M A R X
+DO IT FOR HIM

‘‘My head hurts
Why are we holding a communist revolt’’

‘‘MY GRANDMA CAME IN WITH ME YELLING ABOUT COMMUNISM’’

‘‘i was honestly trying to write porn i ended up in communism’’

‘‘BUJYAASIEEE’’

-what is happening
+COMMUNISM
*WE ARE COMMUNISM
^COMMUNISM IS HAPPENING 
~communism

‘‘would you like to talk about ur lord and savior karl marx?’’

-PAPA PUTIN IS HERE TO BRING COMMUNISM BACK TO THIS FAMILY
-FUCK ME DADDY MARX
+#make communism a household word 2k17
*we are now a family of communists

‘‘THE COMMUNISM MARCH ROCK VERSION’’

-IM HAVING A STROKE
+NO
+NO STROKES ALLOWED

-I’m scared to go in lmao
+It’s just the state song thing
*its the fifty nifty states song
*but like shitty quality
-THAT’S WHY IM SCARED
*yes be scared its america

-IM GONNA CONQUER SPAIN
+OH YEA?
-YEA
+HOW
-AMERICA
-AND SUBMARINE TANKS
+YEA AS IF U HAD ACCESS TO THAT
-YEA I DO
-I WAS IN THE NAVY SEALS FOR 7 YEARS IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS
+I didn’t know u were this level of meme’d
-I AM

‘‘I’m not pure
I’m just kink free’’

‘‘just think of a grandma every time i see lingerie
what
i didnt
say
anything,,,’’

-I look dead 99.999999% of the time
+i am dead 99.9999999% of the time
+so

‘‘I have a five meter forehead what the fucking shit am I now Victor Nikiforov (I wish. That man is hot)’’

‘‘Yes there are all things I head canon and keep close to my cold pitch black heart’‘

-WHAT TIME IS IT
+Show time
*Jfc Mythie

‘‘I just like,,,, cleaned
What is my life
Who am I
THIS IS NOT THE RYAN WAY™’’

-But its not an ultra detalied game so thats kinda understandable that it isnt specific
-Theres really only 4 main forms of government: fascism, communism, democratic and unaligned
+Can’t there be a carrovernment
-What is that lmao
+A government where the cat is the president
-That explains why google didnt give me a solid answer
+Did you search it in google
-MAYBE
+LMFAO

-I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY BRO
+I AM YOUR FUCKING BOYFRIEND

-I’m going to kill myself
+What did you do Novi
-I did English
+Oh no
*Lmao
+Not English

-I nEed fOOD
+Eat your depression
-I mean I have a lot of that
+Thats what Im saying
+Eat the depression

-vore the sqoop
+It’s one in the morning

‘‘The leg was a lie’’

‘‘Anyway time to lay on a special mat in special clothes and be dead to the world and my surroundings while I lay hallucinating vividly aka sleep’’

‘‘I’m paying her with food too :vc’’

‘‘Make sure to get some nice communism in there’’

‘‘Did I not undestand cause that’s complicated, cause my English is bad or cause I’m a fucking idiot: An autobiography’’

‘‘this makes me feel lowkey bad no i dont wanna kill my precious baby i just want to close it rn’’

‘‘Let’s all suffer alone together’’

BONUS:

‘‘‘‘dont fuck during sex’’ - my friend 2k17′’


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Unpopular opinion

I rlly don’t understand or like the Animal Jam YouTubers (Julian2 is tolerable)

They just sit there??? And???

Scream??

To nine year olds??????

And take everyone’s rares? ??

I know some of them do giveaways and stuff but still jfc

And then??????????

Wisteriamoon is literally an adult???? Screaming to a bunch of little kids about a kids game????

And she’s rlly immature? ????????????
Isn’t she like in college lmao

None of them are funny tbh

At least Julian does what you’d expect of someone his age; he informs, shows glitches, and shows new features in a (for the most part) unbiased way

The rest just!!!!!! Scream!!?!?!? Like this!!!!!!!!!!!!

WisteriamhrjekqkozfjekKjejakkdnqmdifjjJSKWKFIFBENSMDI here :))))))))

That’s sure as hell annoying
Stopped watching her

Aparri would be ok but he annoys me in general
I can’t really stand the voice oops

Bepper?? She’s aparri 2.0 right

Skorm is ded

LilacPetal
I don’t get it
Are those supposed to be jokes??
I watched one of her videos a few days ago and she was literally just bragging about membership lmao

I used to love SmileySmiles I haven’t checked that channel in a while tho so no opinion tbh

Lmao I’m waiting for the hate about this idrc it’s just kinda annoying to me especially when their fans just freak out over them
They probably don’t care about y'all in the depths of their hearts

I clicked onto a Cassandra Clare interview just to see what she was saying about the books cause you know I like the books so I was genuinely interested and literally like 10 seconds into the interview she’s already throwing shade at the show like really???? Just talk about the damn books jfc. Sorry that the show is improving on the mistakes you made you should have put a little more thought into your writing. It makes me so mad every damn time honestly she’s awful just grow up and accept the fact that the show is actually doing well despite your constant attempts to destroy it.

anonymous asked:

Nini! Since we seem to have the same tastes in tv shows, i was wondering what are your favorite books???

uoHHHHHH BOIIIIII where do i even start?!?!?!?! take a seat my friend because this is gonna be a LONG ride…

the classics i’ve loved since forever:

  • the famous five series by enid blyton - i read them ALL and reread them dozens of times
  • the little prince by antoine de saint-exupéry. nothing else to say,
  • literary any play by federico garcía lorca, but ‘la casa de bernarda alba’ still makes me !!!!!! it’s so good jfc 
  • ella enchanted by gail carson levine like i’m sorry i know the movie has anne hathaway and hugh dancy but still i feel robbed of the wonderful perfect book i’ve reread 937562937456923 bazillion times. i deserve a proper ella enchanted movie/show, yall. 
  •  the last cato by matilde asensi. i legit made all my friends AND their moms read it when we were 17.
  • the perks of being a wallflower by stephen chobsky. it pretty much changed my life.
  • atonement by ian mcewan. wow. just wow. 
  • gone girl, by gillian flynn because we all need to read amy dunne’s cool girl speech 
  • it’s difficult to even type never let me go by kazuo ishiguro without shedding tears.
  • the perfume by patrick suskind traumatized me but also enchanted me?? idek man, it’s a very special book.
  • i read the entire the physician series by noah gordon when i was a teenager and i still love it sooooo much!!!!!!
  • peter pan by j.m. barrie bcs lbr everybody should learn that peter was a fucking asshole
  • the harry potter series by jk rowling. that abomination of a fanfic slash play that came out last summer obviously isn’t included here. 
  • the percy jackson and the heroes of the olympus series by rick riordan - my savage demigod son, i’ll always heart u
  • don’t judge me but the mortal instruments, the dark artifices, the infernal devices - all of the motherfucking shadowhunter books to ever be, i’ll read, no matter how much i hate cc. i hate her for the hold she has over me.
  • i did enjoy the hunger games back in the day lbr
  • stardust by neil gaiman ksjbdfakdfjalsdfjbaglsjdfblkas literary my most favorite i love it so much it hurts me

and now as of things i’ve read in the past years that i can rec w a hand over my heart staring into your eyes and claiming they’re Good Shit:

  • across the universe series by beth revis was pretty fun for sci-fi even tho there was a twist that i wasn’t very happy with
  • under the never sky by veronica rossi was actually very cool i really enjoyed it
  • i REALLY loved the shatter me series by tahereh mafi like oh my god a heroine that truly learns how to accept and love herself!!!!!! fuckbois get rekt!!!!! incredible character arcs!!!! i’m pumped for the next book tahereh announced lbr
  • the lynburn legacy series by sarah rees brennan was suuuuper fun because magic?? family drama??? actual woc main character?? bisexuals??? i was living while reading them tbh
  • vicious by v.e. schwab was really fun because it was nothing like i’d ever read before, i’m really looking forward to reading her other series 
  • i’ll only rec leigh bardugo’s six of crows duology because i refuse to acknowledge the fucking mess that was the grisha trilogy, jfc. six of crows, excluding some stuff, is super fun, has great characters, good ships, and teenagers that pull cool stunts to get $$$. incredible.
  • the fixer series by jennifer lynn barnes are !!!!!!!!!!!!! i wish she wrote more of them i would legit beg her and throw money in her face for more. teens swept off by washington/politics drama/conspiracies… my jam ladies and gents
  • the study series by maria snyder. are. so. good.
  • i’ve only read two of melina marchetta’s books and both of them broke me. i’m onto her.
  • big little lies by liane moriarty - if you haven’t watched the show, do it. if you haven’t read the book, do it.
  • i loooooved the first two books in the falconer series by elizabeth may and still have to read the third but i haven’t seen good reviews about it so i’m kind of… waiting a bit…
  • i’m not gonna talk much about sarah j maas here because even if there are things in her books that i really enjoy -specially some ships and the worldbuilding- the inherently whiteness, straightness and the unbelievably high number of times she writes the words ‘male’ and ‘female’ makes me want to punch her repeteadly in the face. 
  • simon vs the homo sapiens agenda by becky albertalli is so funny and heartwarming dkzfjbzdjfkblz
  • uprooted by naomi novik had lowkey w/w but also an incredible het ship that was dkjfbksdjfs also living evil woods and strange shit that was amazing
  • what we saw by aaron hartzler is very rough to read, especially considering it’s based on a real life case (Steubenville High School rape case) but holy shit do i think it’s important to read and know. 
  • in that same line i put one of my favorite books i read last year: the female of the species, by mindy mcginnis. that book broke me on so many levels, every time i think about it i burst into tears. it’s so raw and real and just… ugh. i swear it’s gonna stay with me until my last day, it’s /that/ kind of book.
  • i still haven’t forgiven my best friend for making me read the mistborn series by brandon sanderson. that’s al i’m gonna say about it.
  • cruel beauty by rosamund hodge is so unique and i just loooooove the characters so much because they do acknowledge their flaws and that they’re not perfect?? and just??? recognize that in each other??? which is a+++ in my book u do u. also super beautiful writing!
  • the anna and the french kiss series by stephenie perkins will always have a special place in my heart bcs they’re so fun and light-hearted and witty and i really love them 

AND NOW, TOP FIVE:

  • the daughter of smoke and bone series by laini taylor IS INCREDIBLE. WHY IS EVERYBODY SLEEPING ON THIS BOOKS. ANGELS AND MONSTERS. ANGELS ARE ACTUALLY BAD, MONSTERS ARE GOOD. ANGST. IT’S SO GOOD.
  • the raven cycle by maggie stiefvater, even if i still have hashtag problems w things in it (more girls. why aren’t there more girls. NOAH.) i just… i love my stupid kids so much. 
  • the wrath and the dawn by renee ahdieh is fucking INCREDIBLE it’s so good i get so mad bcs it’s legit unknown pls do urselves a favor and read this masterpiece it’s based on a 1001 nights and the main ship and characters are!!!! just!!!!! a++++!
  • the song of achilles by madeline miller is probably one of the books that i have most enjoyed and suffered with in my entire life. the true illyad i deserved. the most heartbreaking thing ever.
  • the winner’s trilogy by marie rutkoski is literary the best series i’ve read these past years and i’ll forever be in cee’s debt for making me read them. the most savage slytherins in love with the angstiest motherfucking relationship ever, a super clever look into colonialism and discrimination, the most beautifully haunting writing, IT’S JUST SO FUCKING GOOD I’LL NEVER READ ANYTHING AS GOOD AS TWT WHY AREN’T THERE 398465923846 FICS ABOUT IT JFC *sobs*

this got LONG lmao i’m sorry i get really excited talking about books in case u were wondering!!!!!!! i’m more than happy to talk about literary any of them, and welcome recs and will pretty much spew shit about anything i know ig u wanna holler @ me. i just really love books and i’ve been in an anxious-reading mode for the past three years so yEAH thanks for the ask anon it made me super happy!!!!!!

under ground

pairing: blaise zabini x ron weasley

setting: modern, non-magical, college au

word count: 804

written for: @icanhelpyouthere + @themalfoymanner + @hexmionegranger + @hermionvgranger + whoever else asked idk


It starts with a secret.


“The fuck are you doing here?” Ron Weasley demands, just as Blaise enters the locker room.

Blaise arches a brow, but otherwise doesn’t bother to respond. Ron Weasley is irrelevant. The contents of Draco Malfoy’s gym bag, however, are not.

“Hey, man,” Weasley goes on, undeterred. “I asked you a question.”

Blaise glances at an unmarked orange pharmacy bottle sitting on the middle shelf of Weasley’s locker. Fucking idiot. Fucking amateur. “That doesn’t entitle you to an answer, though, does it?”

Weasley narrows his eyes. “What are you—that’s Malfoy’s bag,” he blurts out, sounding surprised. “What are you doing to Malfoy’s bag?”

Blaise rifles around, tossing aside a few of Malfoy’s extra shirts and a monogrammed grey hand towel before coming up empty. He frowns. “Taking back what’s mine.”

Weasley snorts, and then rakes his fingers through the sweaty red fringe of his hair. “Jesus, dude, do you have to make everything sound like a threat?”

Blaise inspects the peeling blue label on a tub of IcyHot, irritation beginning to lick like fire against the tops of his tonsils. Malfoy wasn’t this clever. He fucking couldn’t be. “Dunno,” he muses, flatly. “Do you have to make everything sound like a deleted scene from Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure?

Weasley huffs at that, audibly dismissive, before turning towards his locker and reaching an arm back to lift his practice jersey over his head.

And Blaise.

Blaise is suddenly paying only very minimal attention to the gum wrapper and Dorito crumb and parking ticket detritus at the bottom of Malfoy’s bag. The fucking little black book could wait. Because Weasley

Weasley is tall, obviously, tall and broad shouldered and long limbed; more lanky than he is anything else. But there’s a promising sort of elegance, almost, to how he’s put together. Big hands and strong forearms and an unexpected layer of muscle bunching around his biceps, cording up and down his neck, stretching and flexing and pulling beneath the freckled skin of his upper back as he shifts around, searching for a shirt.

And Blaise.

Blaise appreciates pretty things. His apartment is monochromatic, a perfectly contemporary celebration of sleek lines with shiny finishes, and he’s no stranger to sacrificing basic functionality for aesthetic appeal. And while Weasley might not be particularly refined, he is, Blaise thinks with some confusion—with some interest, really, lazy and muted and soft—he is most certainly a pretty thing.

“What?” Weasley snaps, glaring at Blaise with thinly veiled suspicion.

Blaise toys with the zipper on the inside pocket of Malfoy’s bag. “What do you mean, what?

Weasley hunches forward slightly, crossing his arms over his still-bare chest. A decidedly rosy flush is starting to creep across his face. “You’re—fucking staring at me, man.”

Blaise smirks. “Am I?”

“See—that, that definitely sounded like a fucking threat. What’s your problem? You look like you’re—like you’re plotting something.”

Blaise shrugs, and then chuckles, unable to stop himself from letting his gaze linger—impulsively, pointedly, heatedly—on Weasley’s exposed skin. Shoulders. Abdomen. No. Lower. Blaise is plotting something, of course. Weasley’s locker is two down from Malfoy’s, and that might just be better than a surveillance camera.

“You think Malfoy’s a douche, right?” Blaise asks, as conversationally as he can manage.

Weasley rocks back on his heels, basketball shorts slung low across his hips. “Doesn’t everyone?” he sneers.

Blaise licks his lips. Weasley watches him. “Want to help me out with something, Weasley?”

Unbidden, Weasley’s eyes drop to Blaise’s crotch. He looks stunned, and not a little dazed. “Um. What?”

“Not that,” Blaise lies, and then pauses. “Well. Not unless you really want to.”

Weasley clears his throat, expression hovering somewhere on the knife-edge between uncomfortable and intrigued. He appears helpless. Focused. Sharper than he usually is. Blaise can’t believe it took him so long to notice this. To notice him.

“What?” Weasley says again, more quietly.

“You know what I do, right?” Blaise drawls, taking a step forward. Leaning into the solid cold metal of the locker directly in front of Weasley’s.

There’s a beat of silence. It’s tense, like a wire trap coiled tight. Expectant. “Yeah.”

“Then you can imagine how…valuable…a list of my customers would be. Past and present.”

Weasley’s tongue darts out, wetting his lower lip. Blaise’s gut clenches. No. Simmers. “That’s what Malfoy’s got? A list?

The list,” Blaise corrects.

“Right. That.”

Blaise chooses not to speak for a minute—just lets his mouth fall open and his posture relax as he makes a show of inspecting Weasley. Of studying him. “You’ll let me know if you see anything,” Blaise murmurs, flashing a smile he’s surprised to realize he almost means. “Won’t you?”

Weasley blinks.

Blaise doesn’t.


It starts with a secret.

Blaise has always liked secrets.      


Are y’all ready for this because I am SO salty, so here we go lmao.

When I watched this show, and Erin won the first few competitions, she had one or two cute things. But her quirky “Wow, I’m so fun and weird. Can you tell I’m so fun and weird? Because I am” died out real quick lmao. But you know, I don’t even blame her for this. She was a decent person on the show, a little annoying at times. Kinda reminds me of these girls at my liberal arts college I kinda get tired of seeing, but it’s fine. That’s her. Do you booboo.

My beef isn’t with her so much as the judges. Like jfc, hop off why don’t you? And every single time she was on the bottom, they kept her. Heidi, what happened to that spiel on season 14 about Edmond “I go up there and I say in fashion, one day you’re in and the next you’re out” right before fashion week? 

Hmm?

HMM? 

But ANYWAY

What kills me is that I think what tripped what tripped Laurence up was that they got on her hard about the shoulders and the black and she really took that to heart, changed it up, and they were like “No, bitch wtf is this?”

Every time Erin did something, it was “Brava, I love it. Ugh, I’m gonna fucking nut!” Like??? And when they didn’t, they couldn’t bear to part with her because they just loved her so much, even if she sent crap down the runway.

I need new fucking judges. NOW. lmfao

To-Do List

This has been a callout post by @destinyapostasy I MEAN I was tagged by Destiny, Yes.

Do This: List all the things you’re currently working on in as much or as little detail as you’d like, then tag some friends to see what they’re working on. This can be writing, arts, gifsets, whatever.

  • Chapter 19 of Black Coral
  • Chapter 3 of Modern(ish) Dad Solas fic
  • the post-trespasser Dad Solas fic I just started like four days ago (jfc what is wrong with me)
  • This short set in Black Coral featuring @stardustlings characters, showing us what Circle Life is like in that AU.
    • More Black Coral shorts, just to get to worldbuilding stuff I won’t get to in the main plot, sadly
  • Chapter 4 of Barefaced
  • Currently working on… three different desserts for work. 
  • Also this other dessert for some function this big wig chef is going to be at but also I don’t really know who he is because I haven’t been paying attention and now it’s too late to ask ^^;
    • (this is basically how my whole life works, in case you were wondering. “Jen this big deal chef is going to be there!” “based on prior experience, he’s probably a dick and I don’t care”)
    • “oh my god we’re gonna do all the work and get no credit” oh sweet summer child I have news for you about how this industry works
  • Oh and also probably hamburger shaped macarons for father’s day mignardise
  • actually cleaning my goddamn condo for a change
  • I’m kind of working on a BB-8 cross stitch to give to my mom but it’s hard and also my cats keep attacking the thread while I do
  • … Call the autobody shop and get the hood of my car looked at :|
  • Answer some of the like, 12 prompts I have had sitting in my inbox for forever
  • Hang out with my sister’s new baby! Also finish off that chicken pot pie I’ve started, so I can freeze it for an easy meal for her and her husband when they need it.
  • Renew my passport so I can go to Japan in the fall
    • … actually talk to my boss about going to Japan in the fall (whoops)

And it’s super late so I’m not gonna tag anyone, I should actually just head to bed, but if you wanna do this then tag me, I’d like to see what everyone’s working on!

If you’re ever feeling sad just remember you’re living at the same time as Oscar Isaac and that’s something to be happy with, tbh

Mid-Hiatus Musings

So I feel an odd compulsion to mention that I’m really, really bad at this “do not interact at all with Tumblr” during hiatus thing, especially since the main reason I was worried enough to back off Tumblr specifically generally seems to be alright by an unreasonable worry warting mother hen’s standards. Combine that with having a blast on Twitter, pixiv correspondence, reviving my Instagram, a top secret project @miss-rebecca-two-hands talked me into, reconnecting with my non-animanga Facebook account (JFC what happened to that hellsite, I have no idea what’s going on) and being surprised by the Soy Vegas learning curve with every attempt at an AV project, I still find myself wandering over here every now and again almost every day.

I have been killing it when it comes to not “doing homework” and being experimental and exploring new shows, and pondering my existential crisis over whether or not I should bother with Shinobu Ohtaka’s works as the main series has comedically transformed into a prime example of Bad Storytelling™.

I don’t know what I’m going for here other than what I’m putting in the tag: expressing miya’s random thoughts. I suppose part of me wants to reassert what you can expect on @miyamanga (and to varying extents on my sideblogs) on the 15th:

1) A wider variety of original content with an even greater degree of focus on serious literature and the sociopolitical implications of such works.

2) Those who think I’m going to be “more chill” about people bringing drama on this or any of my blogs are sorely mistaken. 

This hiatus has been all about regaining perspective and efficiency. This is still my house. I’m not looking for pity, negativity, personal attacks either way, or drama. But trust and believe that my that my tolerance for bullshit in the territory that is @miyamanga, @sindria-no-bouken @otsucottage @triguntime @gilkidu-gallery, and super top-secret project in collaboration with @miss-rebecca-two-hands is going to be shorter than ever. 

So if you’re a trolling Tumblrina in your teens to late twenties (hand to god, my biggest troublemakers have been in my 25+ age demographic) it’s probably for the best that you pick another target for your daily amusement and/or sense of fighting for “social justice.” You won’t get what you want, and you’re likely to get a nasty reminder that there are authorities more powerful than Tumblr staff deleting your blog that you should be worrying about when you start a crusade or start runnin’ that “sassy” mouth.

Idk what this is but it's very true
  • Vanilla (me): ok but can people just stop the child porn for the loud house in general? It's a kids show jfc
  • Trashies: omg chill like why r u offending me?! i don't even know all i did was draw fanart!
  • Vanilla: it's against the law, dummy
  • Trashies: no it isn't! why do antis keep on lying?! you've murdered several people you know!
  • Vanilla: wtf i've never even used a single weapon in my entire life

I was playing AAI-3 for a bit, and oh man, Edgeworth is so oblivious that I actually started laughing out loud. This girl fucking monologues her feelings about how charming he is, and he still doesn’t understand shit? Oh my god, Edgeworth– you’re a grown man, not some bumbling teenager.

Sometimes, I like to imagine Edgeworth in place of the oblivious shoujo girl just for the hell of it, but I often end up realizing that he’s the type of person who actually would be that dense. As in…

“Edgeworth… I have something to ask you.”

“Yes?”

“…”

“Wright, I have many responsibilities to tend to. If you plan to stand there silently–”

“Will you go out with me?”

“Out with you? We went to Trucy’s magic show just yesterday. Wouldn’t it be a bit repetitive to see her routine again?”

And then Phoenix just stares agape for a second, before bursting into laughter.

“Wright. What is so funny?”

“You. You’re hilarious, Chief Prosecutor Miles Edgeworth.”

“…I don’t see anything out of place with my comment.”

“You’ve got to be kidding me, Edgeworth. You’re 34. You can’t be serious.”

Perplexed, Edgeworth furrows his eyebrows and frowns at Phoenix, who’s still smiling away. All of a sudden, Phoenix leans in, and he reflexively moves away.

“Well then, Edgeworth. Mind if I actually show you what I mean instead?”

sanrikup  asked:

LINDDZZ. So what if Thranduil just starts talking to Bilbo and learning about his hobbity culture, 'cause he thinks Bilbo is just the most adorable, tiny little thing he's ever seen. Then he notices Thorin getting upset, so Thranduil starts getting EVEN CLOSER to Bilbo to see what he'll do. Starts off small, Bilbo, let me show you the wedding dance of my people. Hobbit, drink my wine. (1/2)

The more Thorin reacts the worse Thranduil gets. Bilbo, you liked my different crowns, so I made you one for each season. Everytime this happenes Bard and Balin are in the background JFC your supposed to be adults. (2/2)


OK BUT THIS IS ALMOST S&D VERSE CANON THO! Like Thranduil was a total dick about it to Thorin in Mahrana but he does LEGIT like Bilbo and the fact that being bro’s with Bilbo makes Thorin SO MAD just makes Thranduil more like “*puts my elf culture all over your hobbit* DOES THIS UPSET YOU????”

Bilbo keeps getting invited to Mirkwood parties and every invitation sent to Erebor makes it super clear that ONLY Bilbo is invited. And Thorin can’t forbid Bilbo from going because that is like the guaranteed way to make sure Bilbo will go. 

But one day things escalate a bit too far when, in the morning, Thorin wakes up to a message not carried by a raven, but by a snowy white weird elegant bird that A)What the fuck is that, and B) Who the fuck let it in my room. The bird has the following note, written on heavy fancy parchment in an overly loopy, elegant hand;

Thorin, Son of Thrain, son of Thror, Oakenshield, King Under the Mountain, Lord of Erebor and Heir of Durin,

Your halfling is still in my care and will remain so for most of the remainder of the day. We are all very impressed with how much wine he was able to imbibe in spite of his small stature. However, as of writing this he is still unconscious. We will deliver him to you when he is properly able to walk again. Until then, know he is in the most excellent care with my most experienced elvish healers. He is doing well in our hands.

Sincerely
King Thranduil, Son of Oropher, Elfking, Lord of Greenwood.


Thorin’s response is simply a raven landing by Thranduils throne and screaming, as loud as it can (as it was instructed), “GIVE HIM BACK NOW”

Thranduil sends the raven back with another note.

Attached is a very detailed drawing of Bilbo passed the fuck out under a table. Thranduil had one of his best artists sketch it up that morning with great glee.

There is almost war.

  • Me: *shows my mom the Destiel scene from "The Prisoner"*
  • Me: Did you see it, Mom? Did you see the Destiel?
  • Mom: Yes...but...Raina, have you ever thought that maybe they do this to keep people like you watching?
  • Me: What do you mean?
  • Mom: Like, maybe they have all this Dean and Cas stuff to keep gay people watching the show.
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me: *cackles into the distance because even my mother catches Supernatural queer-baiting*