Okay, but like…..
• Ronan Lynch. “If it has a social security number, then Ronan has probably fought it.” But at the same time Maggie Stiefvater confirmed that this asshole spends several hours watching videos of baby animals online.
• He also listens to really shitty meme music and annoys Gansey with it all the time these dorks are so adorable.
• And, yeah, Ronan is pretty much the definition of an asshole, but he’s still a great friend. When Gansey fell in that cave in BLLB, Ronan didn’t even hesitate to grab Blue and prevent her from falling too.
• And he gave Blue his fucking dream light even though it would leave him in the dark eND ME
• And he dreams up fucking lotion for Adam’s poor dry hands like wtf I have the same problem with my hands and nobody is dreaming me up fucking dream lotion
• Ronan wrecked The Pig and he fucking dREAMED UP A NEW ONE
• Sure, Ronan and Declan try to kill each other everytime they’re in the same room together, but Ronan and Matthew are so adorable together like that’s how brotherhood should be
• And he goes to church every Sunday. Ronan Lynch is religious. I love it.
• Don’t even get me started on Chainsaw.
• Ronan fucking Lynch got drunk and, of all the things he could have dreamed up, he pulls a baby fucking raven out of his dreams and names it after a power tool
• And then he takes it to school with him like oH my god
• He hates school but he loves Latin and when they got a new Latin teacher Ronan wrote a dirty joke on the white board in Latin what a nerd
• THAT ONE TIME THAT A BEE GOT IN MONMOUTH AND GANSEY WAS JUST STARING AT IT AND HAVING AN ANXIETY ATTACK AND RONAN COMES IN AND IS JUST LIKE “JFC GANSEY” AND HE KILLS THE BEE BECAUSE RONAN LYNCH CAN NOT HAVE RICHARD CAMPBELL GANSEY III GETTING STUNG BY A BEE I AM DEAD
• He and Noah throw things out of Ronan’s window
• And Noah threw something that Ronan didn’t want him to
• So Ronan threw Noah out the window
• You can not tell me that Ronan Lynch would not kick anybody’s ass if they fucked with Blue Sargent I will fight you on this
• HE CALLS BLUE “MAGGOT” AND IT’S ACTUALLY REALLY ADORABLE
• AND THOSE STARING CONTESTS THAT BLUE AND RONAN HAVE BECAUSE BLUE WANTS RONAN’S APPROVAL AND SHE WANTS TO PROVE THAT SHE ISN’T SCARED OF HIM BECAUSE SHE’S JUST AS BADASS AS HE IS
• Oh my god
• Ronan Lynch
• He acts like he doesn’t care about anyone but I think he’s only doing that because he doesn’t want to lose anybody else and he thinks if he acts like he doesn’t love anyone then they can’t be used against him mY FEELS
• I JUST
Guys I’m feeling really sad bc I was thinking about bees and how after they sting people they die and I was wondering if the bees knew they died after and then I was like oh yeah they probably would but the really sad thing is that what if the bee that stung you was just sad and didn’t think life was worth living anymore and then you are there like yelling at this poor sad little bee. What if the bee was lonely. LIKE JUST THIS SMOL INNOCENT BEE WHO LITERALLY WAS SO SAD HE THOUGHT IT WAS BETTER TO KILL HIMSELF AND THEN YOUR JUST YELLING AT IT AND COMPLAINING. WELL BOO-HOO HONEY THAT STING MUST SUCK BUT JUST REMEMBER HOW HARD THAT BEE HAD IT. JFC.
How about some random headcanons about Iwa-chan being Seijou’s mom?
Doesn’t allow nobody to eat junk food during training camps nor desserts after dinner. He goes as far as hidding the cookies if it’s necessary
Also, he might be the first one asleep during training camps (don’t let he fool you, he is cool but he goes to bed pretty early), but he is the first one up and, along with papa Oikawa, is in charge of waking the sprouts
He has the ‘mom stare’, you know, that quality that moms have, with that intense gaze when you are misbehaving and you just know you dead
One time that Kindaichi was absent, he walked Kunimi home because ‘it was dark and he seemed a little too tired’
Helps Watari with his assigments and pats him in the back when he does good
Kyoutani got stung by a bee during practice and of course, he tried to not care about it ‘cause ‘It’s just a stupid sting, whatever’, but mom Iwa-chan was not going to have his shit, so he practically dragged him to the infirmary because ‘JFC, what did I tell you about taking care of yourself? Look how swollen it is!’