jfc what do i even tag this with

So.

The other day I made some jams based on the jam fic chamomile, rose water and other unlikely intoxicants by @callmearcturus,​ who is the unfortunate recipient of Frequent Hare-brained Ideas By Me. There is a Dirk themed and Jake themed jam, with ingredients based on ingredients associated with the characters as mentioned in the fic.

Without further ado, a recipe for a fan recipe based on a fanfic. Of Homestuck.


for the winter king

[ peach + rose water + orange blossom ]

  • 2 white peaches, diced
  • 1 lemon, juiced
  • 1 cup white sugar
  • 2 tbsp pectin
  • vanilla extract, to taste
  • rose water, to taste
  • orange blossom extract, to taste


for the handmaiden

[ mulled wine + red berries ]

  • 1 white peach, diced
  • 1 pluot (or plum), diced
  • 1 box each raspberries, blackberries and strawberries
  • 1 cup red wine
  • 1 cup white sugar
  • 3 tbsp pectin
  • vanilla extract, to taste
  • cinnamon, cardamom, ginger, clove to taste
  • brandy, optional
  • honey, optional

Directions are similar to typical pectin jam making, dice all ingredients to roughly the same size, and bring to a boil with the sugar/spices. Add the pectin once it’s boiling, then remove from heat. The mulled wine recipe is non-alcoholic, the alcohol will burn off during the cooking process. Stir extracts/waters after the jam has been taken off the heat.

I did a lot of this to taste, so remember, you can’t really go wrong w fruit and a fuckton of sugar. If all else fails, there are many jam websites that provide more precise measurements and temperatures.

Thanks for reading what is possibly the nerdiest post I’ve ever made. Tune in next week for more. Like, comment and subscr-

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day 6- one alt universe- AU WHERE JASON IS A HOT DOG VENDOR AND LOW KEY HAS THE BEST CHILI DOGS IN GOTHAM!!!

he’s not part of the batfam but he might as well be, considering how they hang around his cart almost all the time and annoy him (esp dick who’s chatty af and jason’s just like “let me sell my hot dogs jfc”)

he likes what batman and other vigilantes are doing, but doesn’t really know how to feel abt batman’s fashion choices. one time he even accidentally helped batman catch a thief when he was walking home. (the thief ran right into his hot dog cart and knocked himself out)

this was pretty random lol thanks for reading

Dude I’m just amazed at how much they can CONTRADICT their own ideologies in just one post!!

Fighting against a claimed butchphobia while being incredibly butchphobic, fighting against toxic relationships and homophobia while being incredibly homophobic AND giving an incredibly awful advice like “bottle up your feelings or you’re a manipulative piece of shit”.

Like, not everyone is like that and I’ve met crits that are just really good people that acknowledge the goods and bads of the show and just find sharing those good and bad points entertaining (hell i even let them interact with me, follow me and we’ve got good convos I shatter my own rules because they are THAT level of nice), like good critics do! being objective and analyzing things like they are (I clap and send kudos at them). But it is sadly true that they are buried by a ton of people that… welp, ain’t that good of critics…

I really think things would go by a better patch if those kept out of the main tag and started changing their urls and tags to hate, bc… yeah ton of the time is what it is! (ah and leave people alone jfc)

Again, i’m talking about people who are not being real critics and are just spreading hate, misinformation and sometimes even harassment (don’t act like it’s not true they have the guts to mess with a 13 y/o for putting things on your tags? wow dude) 

Okay, we’re gonna do a poll. I have a ridiculous number of WIPs which at the beginning of the year I had a goal of making a dent in. That… has not happened. In the interests of whittling them down, thought I’d see what people might like to see most?? And if you hate my fic, please ignore, my writing tag continues to be ‘celeste9 writes’.

This is by no means all my WIPs, like, NOT EVEN CLOSE, but here are some that should probably just get finished. Or at the very least, progressed! (Because some of them are very small WIPs currently.) All SW ones because I have a vested interest in finishing some of this shit before TLJ. Leaving off things that remain ideas in my head, even if I have A LOT of those that I definitely want to actually do.

  1. Leia/Poe slow burn meant to incorporate the Poe comic through TFA
  2. Leia/Poe that’s smuttier and more focused on the ‘we probably shouldn’t do this’ aspect
  3. Rey/Poe fake dating
  4. Poe/Kare attempt awkward, goofy sex in an x-wing
  5. Poe/Kare/Iolo angsty canon AU in which Iolo doesn’t join the Resistance with them
  6. Poe/Jess comedic get together type thing in which they are both unimpressed with the way they keep ending up in bed
  7. Ben/Poe angsty backstory in which Ben basically sabotages his own life
  8. Ben(Kylo)/Poe where Poe goes undercover to the FO to try to bring Kylo home
  9. Finn/Poe sequel to the Prince Finn fic
  10. Leia + Luke epistolary type fic
  11. Poe/Rey/Hux where Poe and Rey crash land and get stuck on a planet together on the way to bringing Hux in to the Resistance
  12. Finn/Poe/Rey/Bucky fusion thing where Bucky is a brainwashed former agent of the Empire and falls in with Rey on Jakku

And I think that’s enough for the list, anyway!! (I just realized almost everything here has Poe in it, this was… not actually intentional, I swear.) ( @rain-sleet-snow please assume the fact the Beru/Owen/Obi-Wan is not on here is because I am definitely currently working on it!)

so like u know in the second toby maguire spiderman movie that scene on the train where he got his mask taken off and he’s unconscious and the people on the train all go like “hes just a kid…” and crowd around him to defend him from doc oc? okay u probably dont but that description is literally all u need 2 know about it lets go

Basically imagine that but like. Either marinette’s miraculous gets taken away completely or her transformation wears off and shes too weak to hide while she’s changing back (maybe the villain of the week is actually *surprise!* competent, maybe its hawkmoth idk) but anyway so she changes back at her school in the process of defending the kids? and the kids are like “holy,,, shit shes. i know her. shes in my english class. thats marinette. holy. holy cannoli. jesus christ.”

and the baddie is demanding that they hand her over but theyre like …no. They crowd around her and protect her and even somehow manage to fend them off until chat noir shows up. 

imagine even chloe standing up for her. 

imagine like, one scenario where shes not the biggest bitch possible.

imagine. 

WTF UNDERTALE?! [Rant warning]

I’ve seriously been in a lot of fandoms.
*sonic the hedgehog
*Bionicle
*Transformers
*Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and so on

There’s more than the above but it’s just what I can remember. How does this involve Undertale? It’s because out of all the fandoms I have been part of…Undertale fans are the most venomous. JFC. Transformer fans are adorable and they love each other and they support one another and haters stay out of tags they don’t like. Occasionally you will get someone who will disturb the peace but that’s it. Undertale though is a whole different story.

*idiots hating on a pairing they don’t like, tags the pairing to piss off those who do. ヽ(`Д´)ノ ?? Uh what?
*assholes who think that people should stop drawing what they love before the asshole even thinks about blocking it…(you can’t make people stop! It’s what they love! Don’t like it?! Don’t look.)
*AU HATE. this one I can’t stand the most…I mean honestly I understand you dislike an Au but bashing it to the point of hurting the creator of said AU is fucking immature.

Shout out!:
-Underswap
-Underfell
-Underlust
-Outertale
-Aftertale
-Undertail
(Any other AU I haven’t mentioned)
Keep doing you. Don’t let the haters stop you. ψ(`∇´)ψ

I love Undertale so much..the game is amazing and the fan art is gorgeous and funny but a lot of the fans are crap.

Come on guys…can’t we just appreciate a game without hurting one another? I understand if you hate a pairing..I dislike some pairings too..(for example…SansxToriel and self insert pairings.) But I don’t rant about why nobody should ship it. Shrug it off..it’s a drawing or a fanfic it’s not going to kill you if it exists…

I’m done… Your argument is invalid. t(*´∀`*)t

more reasons darke was a fuckin wild ride bc i was flipping through it yesterday and HOO boy this book was a ROLLERCOASTER

  • merrin holing up in the palace for like six fucking months before anyone even noticed
  • wolf boy triplets showing up out of NOWHERE
  • marissa/jenna kiss which i have touched upon before
  • stanleys rat triplets?? quintuplets?? HOW MANY ARE THERE EVEN
  • beetle literally 1) getting teleported into a manuscriptorium closet, 2) climbing into a sewer drain, 3) almost fucking DYING in said sewer drain but he doesn’t thanks to marwick’s HANDY DANDY TRIPLETS that show up out of nowhere, 4) getting into ANOTHER fistfight with merrin, and finally 5) LOCKING HIMSLEF IN AN OFFICE FOR THREE FUCKING DAYS bc “to save all the knowledge” or some shit like jfc beetle go take a shower u must smell horrific by now no wonder jenna didnt stick around
  • that whole scene in the darke halls dudes that is some CLASS A CREEPY SHIT
  • marcellus chopping off merrin’s thumb like it’s nbd
  • literally he doesn’t even TELL anyone he just CUTS IT OFF LIKE CHOP CHOP MOTHERFCUKER ENJOY YOUR NINE FINGERS
  • moral of the story i am DYING i need to reread the whole series and liveblog it or smth bc these books do not mess around

tbh why are these nerds so chill about not having clothes around each other like

  • their first meeting when they were changing (altho that was unavoidable bcuz its a changing room and hori didnt realize)
  • the beach episode where kashima suggests taking off her top to give to hori
  • “im not wearing underpants”<- HORI CHECKS
  • (not exactly related but) in the kings game hori’s like “take off your socks” as his command jfc this guy
Do You Wanna See a Mansion?
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Do You Wanna See a Mansion?

jfc this took a while to get it that i’d like it (or at least accept it enough to post)

hetaoni frozen parody!!! yeeeaa im such a bad person omg :’D

enjoy??? idek.

EDIT: Lyrics at demand:

[Italy]
…guys..?
Do you wanna see a mansion?
Come on lets go explore!
I swear that it is really cool,
I’m not a fool,
Oh, I just wanna play!
I wish you guys would come out,
So that we could go.
America says so too!
Do you wanna see a mansion?
Don’t really know if it’s a mansion..

[Germany]
Italy, we’re busy.

[Italy]
Do you wanna see a mansion?
Or run around it’s halls?
I think a break from this is overdue,
I’ve started talking to the pictures in my book..!
(You can do this, Feli..!)
It gets a little lonely,
All these empty rooms,
Just watching the times tick by…
(Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead– Augh!)

Holy Rome..?
Please, I know you’re out there.
People were asking where you’ve been…
I told them honest, I don’t really know
But now you’re here to show, just come on out
We only have each other,
Only you and me.
What are we going to do?
Do you wanna see a mansion..?

I demand that “Inquisitor angrily stabbing tables” becomes a thing in Inquisition

every time you gather your party and decide what mission to do next, the Inquisitor will always jab a dagger into the map on the table. they aren’t even angry half the time, they just fuckin do it because why not, they’re the inquisitor

I also want some dude to yell at them every single time like “goddamnit inquisitor thAT’S THE FIFTH TABLE THIS WEEK DO YOU KNOW HOW EXPENSIVE THOSE ARE JFC