jfc this show is killing me

VIXX as horror movie characters

N:

•  one of the protagonists that everyone roots for
•  only bc he has an interesting back story that ends up being linked with whatever horrors they’re going through lmao
•  gets easily startled but reassures everyone that it’s ok and everything is under control
•  the only person who still has doubts that a demon is practically following them
•  “listen it’s probably just a kid cosplaying or something hahahaaa:)”
•  a tragic death will follow the explanation of why he was an important character aw


Leo:

•  the mysterious kid that has all the creepy one-liners/ kinda protagonist ???
•  no one really knows what he’s doing there and why he’s chewing on his sweater sleeves but I mean he’s cute
•  warns people not to go into that room……….but they do anyway and he’s rolling his eyes nonstop through all the screaming
•  you’d think it was too obvious that he’d be the antagonist but damn leo chill with all the staring
•  but tbh he kicks ass right and left the moment anything threatens his besties or his mom
•  the only character that survives, ofc


Ken:

•  surprise!!!!! he’s the bad guy :’)
•  he’s really petty so he’d be that one villain who drops evidence everywhere but no one really seems to catch on
•  puts threatening letters in his victim’s mailboxes and low key waits by the bushes to see their reaction while they open it
•  “I know what you did last summer. lol jk I know you have no life” *almost chokes from containing laughter*
•  has a thing for one of the protagonists cough Ravi cough so he lets them get away bc he’s smitten
•  only to be forced to kill them later bc ‘wtf bruh you were supposed to love me’ jfc



Ravi:

•  the fuccboi that everyone seems to have a love/hate relationship with
•  has a soft side that shows only when someone points out his insecurities lmao
•  like he rides a motorcycle and everything and acts all tough, but mention his shoe size and he’ll burst into tears
•  makes fun of the people who make a big deal of everything and he’s the only reason jumpscares are in this movie
•  yet he’s the first one to bust out that door if anything remotely creepy happens “lmao not today, binch. peace out, ghostie”
•  actually survives bc he’s smart tho he’s hella unloyal and will leave the rest to die yikes


Hongbin:

•  the handsome visual relief/side character/ low-key the character that yall overlook bc of his looks
•  you can find him brooding in a corner any time he’s contemplating whether to call the police or not
•  cracks some jokes here and there to diffuse the tension but tbh he’s a stress ball waiting to explode
•  hella tense throughout every scene he’s in, esp if there’s cryptic messages and letters involved
•  “hell nah…how else would they know I liked strawberries unless they’ve seen my shampoo??? this is weird, bruh, really weird”
•  no one is over his death bc they didn’t even show it…if you close your eyes you can hear the sounds of those salty blogs dedicated to his character


Hyuk:

•  the annoying younger brother of the protagonist that no one can hate despite how annoying he is
•  tho its annoying how he’s constantly screaming into the sky when someone gets mysteriously murdered
•  “COME FIGHT ME YOU LIL BITCH!!!! THIS ISN’T NICE!!!!!!! YOU AIN’T SH-”
•  you def thought he was involved in the hacov wreaking on everyone, and tbh he’s had enough of everyone accusing him of this bs
•  proves that he’s innocent by sacrificing himself to save an innocent lil girl aw rip
•  turns out he didn’t even die tho, probably changed his name and moved lmao how petty

Originally posted by chaoticcassidy

So I’m finally all caught up with The Flash and

  • Not long after I finished season 1, I made the mistake of going onto the general Internet/Rotten Tomatoes/Hollywood esque review sites to look for praise of the show, and jfc! Everybody Hates Iris!
  • Seriously though, the litany of “she’s flat, boring and pointless” “I hope they kill her off” “she can’t possibly remain the love interest, they have to replace her” and that being a staple of so many reviews that gave every other character and everything else about the show flying colors and worship. I couldn’t believe me and these people were watching the same show?Because bish where is Iris pointless???
  • Barry Allen says it himself: there is no The Flash without Iris West. Whether or not you wanna believe that as a viewer, canonically your main character never wavers on that front, canonically he 100% believes he would not be who he is without her, and thus acts as such. Not only that, but even as a plot point, even platonically, Iris being so close to Barry *is* the show. In Flashpoint, he trades off living his whole life with Iris for having his mother come back to life, and while of course it’s fucked that he can’t have both, it was very obvious that changing this core tenant of his life made everything different. And worse. *That’s* how important she is to him.
  • The Iris-haters also frequently said that she’s pointless because she’s “the damsel in distress” stock character and nothing else, but I beg to differ. Not only does she have her own story lines going with her relationships with Wally, her mother and her father, but there’s also her journalism career advancement; and of course, by not being a superhero she’s going to get in harms way a lot more than the rest of the team. She and Joe pretty equally end up needing saving from their meta family member, so you could argue he’s a “damsel” too (plus she doesn’t even have his years of cop training but constantly weilds a gun and tries to fight back anyway). Iris vehemently doesn’t like being seen as weak and like Barry, barrels into shit swinging all the time. Homegirl shot and killed Savitar herself! Even in season 1, she straight up punched the iron man in the face lol
  • Another  scene that really stood out to me as proof of her strength is that one where she went to meet the arms dealer from her journalist assignment by herself, got in his face too and was like “shoot me, any time could be my time to die.” On that note I thought Candice displayed Iris’s emotion and confliction about knowing she was going to die so well, I really felt her pain and the couple’s pain, there were so many great moments where you saw her bolstering up and accepting it even as she was terrified, because she needed to be the strong one for she and Barry. He was losing it over losing her.
  • Anyway for these and many other reasons, #TeamIris forever bitch. Since Barry is the show, and he loves her so much, Iris kind of also is the show. Like how do you even watch this if you don’t think that lol
  • I can’t wait to see her come into her own even more in Season 4 and get married to her man and be happy and amazing and thriving, as the well-rounded, funny and intelligent female lead she is (:
You Get Dumped (GOT7)

hello! i felt inspired to write again, now my mocks are over and with a lil’ break before my musical in 2 weeks ! i too got dumped suddenly a couple of days ago so i am just venting and relaxing through this blog. i am a-okay, and i am channeling my energy into acting/singing instead of an ex!!  imagine y’all are frens here <3


(gif credits to the original owners)

JB:
I think he’d be the definition of awkward dad to start with, but he’d be annoyed and instantly protective of you (ready to fite). Yet, he would see how sad you were, and would put you before everything else. He cares about you in funny ways. He would just sit beside you 24/7, hang out with you whenever he could to keep you happy and to keep your mind occupied. I think he’d still be a lil’ salty, no matter how fine you said you were bc how could someone dump his best friend??

Originally posted by saranghaeyojw

(he can literally fight me jfc)

Mark:
He’d be quieter than usual when you told him, all from being a giant mix of emotions. It would kill him to hear your soft voice quiver in sadness, that you’d been hurt. He would also be bubbling in anger, although he’d never show it - because of that sweet, quietness he has nurtured. He’s fiercely protective of you like a big brother. He would make sure he was with you as soon as he could, to hug you and let you talk everything out to him; he is the perfect listener.

Originally posted by nochuie

(mark’s era is every era ffs end me)

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Every Class of the Titans Episode Ever:
  • cronus: i have found a way to defeat those pesky kids
  • cronus: delegation
  • cronus: *releases monster*
  • cronus: lololololololol
  • monster: i'm gonna fuck shit up
  • monster: lolololololol
  • *************
  • archie: ha ha atlanta ur so pretty when ur angry
  • archie: marry me
  • atlanta: shut up archie ur like 12
  • archie:
  • odie: look at me im adorable
  • herry: i ate everything
  • herry: EVERYTHING
  • neil: checks mirror
  • neil: yep still beautiful
  • theresa: everyone shut the fuck up im having a vision
  • jay: CRONUS
  • theresa: well im not sure but-
  • jay: CRONUS
  • *************
  • chiron: according to my book this is the monster
  • theresa: yes that is the monster
  • hermes: there's a monster in the city!!1!1!!
  • jay: CRONUS
  • hera: jay u must b careful bby ok promise me
  • jay: CRONUS
  • hera: im glad we had this talk
  • *************
  • atlanta: this leaf tells me the monster was here
  • monster: im still here bitches
  • odie: fuck
  • herry: fuck
  • archie: fuck
  • neil: fuck
  • theresa: fuck
  • atlanta: fuck
  • jay: fuck
  • monster: lolololololol ill fuck u all up
  • odie: i suggest we run like really fast right now gOODBYE IM OUT OF HERE
  • *************
  • hera: u fucked up didnt u
  • jay: yes
  • hera: ur such a disappointment why did we even choose u srysly
  • theresa: jay its ok i still believe in u
  • jay: ily u 2
  • hera:
  • *************
  • odie: ive invented a gadget that will make us defeat the monster
  • neil: *sassy remark*
  • herry: im just here for the cake
  • jay: yep this will work but first let me tell you why ur all very important and listen 2 my rousing speech
  • archie: i am so aroused
  • atlanta: wut
  • theresa: lets go get the monster
  • jay: AND THEN CRONUS
  • *************
  • cronus: ha ha ha i have won
  • cronus: thank u monster
  • jay: CRONUS
  • cronus: jfc why u all keep showing up
  • monster: *screech*
  • cronus: kill them all
  • cronus: except jay
  • cronus: hes mine
  • jay:
  • cronus:
  • jay:
  • cronus:
  • archie: *badassly cracks whip*
  • atlanta: *badassly shoots lazer bolts*
  • theresa: *badassly twirls nun-chucks*
  • herry: *badassly throws something*
  • neil: *badassly avoids actual fighting*
  • odie: *badassly hides in corner*
  • jay: u will not get away with this cronus
  • monster: *dies*
  • cronus:
  • cronus:
  • cronus: ah fuck
  • cronus: im out of here
  • cronus: l8rs bitches
  • *************
  • theresa: well we saved the day again
  • jay: no. cronus is still out there.
  • theresa: but
  • jay:
  • theresa:
  • jay: cronus
6

two of a kind

Je suis here and with more fam quotes

‘‘ALL YOUR FAVS ARE CHUBBY SRRY I DONT MAKE THE RULES’’

‘‘Its official I have a crush on ALL THE GIRLS’’

-a?
-My mom
-Tossed water at me
+why
+was it holy water
+?
+If yes then I understand why

‘‘musicals have ruined my life and im ok with it’’

‘‘I’m logged into my friends insta and sent ‘penis penis penis’ to someone’’

-This is my khonjin house
+I try to understand
+I really do

‘‘I dont believe in Jesus but I believe in myself
Therefore, I believe in gay’’

-KAWASHITA YAKUSOKU WASURENAI YO
+I don’t speak weaboo
-Its the madoka magica opening

‘‘remember kids: arson isn’t the answer, it’s the question. the answer is yes.’’

-WHY ARE YOU SO AGGRESSIVE OVER THIS
+FUCK U
-FUCK YOU TOO
*I’m gonna go now

-FUCK
-I ACCIDENTALLY CLICKED A THING???
+Me every time I open the internet

‘‘What if my Pokémon licked the other Pokémon’’

-Need me some nice followers
+Wow r00d
+So I guess I’m not nice Stormy
+I see
-WHAT
-NO
-RYNA ILY
-U IS GOOD
+WHOS RYNA
+YOU CHEATING ON ME
-Oh shit

-I’m honestly laughing so hard rn
-I kicked my night… Thing
-Night table???
-Is that what u call it???
+The table of night

‘‘Once my friend said we needed to kill the vocaloid Len’’

-Toad
-toADY
+TODDADDY
-TOADDADDY
*DADDY
^GODDAMNIT GUYS
*I’ll be Daddy

-I stole a noodle
+relatable
^Just one?

-Screm
+Why screm
-Bc screm

‘‘I’m gonna try to be a vaginatarian’’

‘‘At least no one questioned why one of the lasts messages I sent to her was ‘‘A grape and a toe’’’’

‘‘you know its bad when you start having dreams about your fav band’’

‘‘do they surge with plastic’’

-Time To Put Pictures Of Bleeding Gums™
+oh great

-I keep finding images of people laughing at salad
+Me on the internet
*Vegans

-Why do you have a fidget spinner ask blog
+god has abandoned us

‘‘iztaccíhuatl, get your brother vesuvius and kilimanjaro,we’re goingto see aunt st helens and uncle fuji.’’

‘‘‘‘eat stack zoo watoo’’

i looked up the pronunciation sorry’’

-i just chucked my phone on the floor so i could write that
+What
-what
*What’s a chucked
+What
+Ryan threw their phone
+It’s a figure of speech
*Ooooh thank
-‘‘whats a chucked’’
*Why would you ever throw ur phone
-IM LAUGHING

-Novi my mom says you’re living in sin because you’ve never tried pineapple upside down cake
+lmFAO
*I LOVE????????? PINEAPPLE UPSIDE DOWN CAKE???????????
-SAME????????????
+I mean I’m living in sin but that’s not the main reason
*yea it is
*get some pineapple upside down cake in your system
*it will heal you
-They don’t make that in Spain
+Get some paella in your system
*IM MAILING YOU A PINEAPPLE UPSIDE DOWN CAKE
-So I’m going to Spain the minute I have enough money to go there
+Y e s
-And I’m gonna fuck up his kitchen
+lmAO
*I guess you could call it
*hells kitchen
+OH MY GOD
*no okay bye
-OMFG
+I’M LAUGHING SO HARD RN

‘‘im a gay platypus
what are you gonna do about it’’

‘‘i never thought i would get to the day where i called baba a loaf of bread’’

-YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED TO THE SEVENTH CIRCLE OF FURRY HELL
+Well I was gonna go there anyway in holidays so lmao
*NOT THE SEVENTH CIRCLE OF FURRY HELL
-i am surrounded by furries

-#teenager rebellion
+Ryan no
*Ryan pls
+Dont
*You’re like 5
-IM 11 SO SHUT THE FUCK UP

-ILU2
-HOW R U DOING
+AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
-Relatable

‘‘I just ate a hamburger of the size of my hand and now I’m eating melon to feel healthy lmao’’

-I feed him memes and gay shit every night
+I live off of that honestly
-same

‘‘hes a horny shakespearean cunt waffle’’

-And fb send me a gay page as a recommendation
-Am I really that obvious
+Again, yes
-Again, good

-why would you kill a frog ;o;
+it was an accident
-hoW DO YOU r IP A FROg in half on accident

‘‘Ok I know this is a serious issue and a delicate moment but I was reading a demon and angel AU and they just said ‘‘holy cum’’ and I amost choked on my tea’’

‘‘Once I ate like 6 squares of toilet paper
And once I ate a tissue’’

-We’re all healthy, happy, pure children of God
+Eve dont lie
+You egg
*Who’s God

-what is life
-what is dicc
-what is succ
-what is licc
+ -by Novi, may he rest in peace

‘‘Trafficunt’’

‘‘Depressioli corner I go’’

‘‘Every month should be pride month
I’m gay every month’’

‘‘they suck more dick than i do in my exs wet dream’’

‘‘Who the fuck is Antonio De Pigafetta and why does it sound like Pigeon’’

-some lady just went up to me and said ‘ooo, sexy’ and walked away
+it was me
-are you 35 and clearly recently divorced?
+yes
+i am recently divorced
+and put a comma in there and all will be true, as i am 3’5

-I want gorditas
+Why lmao
-Because they’re good? And taste delicious
+oH MY GOD BABA
+ W H Y
-What?
-OH MY GOD
-NO NOT PEOPLE
-IM NOT TALKING ABOUT CHUBBY PEOPLE
+I’M LAUGHING SO HARD RN
-IT’S A FOOD
-ADOFGHAFIVUH
-Oh god this is going in the Fam quotes isn’t it

‘‘FUCCIN COLUMBUS WHERE R U U PIECE OF GENOVESE ASS’’

‘‘COMMUNISM MEANS FAMILY’’

-NEL YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE A RESPONSIBLE PARENT THAT BUYS A VEGETABLE
+I WILL READ MY CHILDREN
+THE COMMUNIST MANIFIESTO
-YEA WELL IM GONNA READ MY CHILDREN
-MEIN KAMPF
+WHILE GENTLY SHOVING
+CUCOMMUNISTCUMBERS INTO YOUR THROATH

‘‘What kinda fucking name for a state is Iowa’’

‘‘I’m gonna vore gum’’

‘‘IT SOUNDS LIKE A FUCKING CHANT WHAT THE FUCK’’

‘‘Pennsylvania=Transylvania=Y’all are chanting to get Dracula’’

‘‘Theory: all the state songs played at once summon Satan’’

‘‘@england we’re a mess please take us back
@england please i beg you’’

‘‘BOUGHWASIIIIIE’‘

‘‘instead of fidget spinners we have communist’‘

‘‘I love all of these Spanish/Portuguese XV century sailors and explorers as much as I’d love to fuck myself with a cactus’‘

-C’MON WE CAN DO THIS FOR PAPI MARX
+F O R P A P I M A R X
+DO IT FOR HIM

‘‘My head hurts
Why are we holding a communist revolt’’

‘‘MY GRANDMA CAME IN WITH ME YELLING ABOUT COMMUNISM’’

‘‘i was honestly trying to write porn i ended up in communism’’

‘‘BUJYAASIEEE’’

-what is happening
+COMMUNISM
*WE ARE COMMUNISM
^COMMUNISM IS HAPPENING 
~communism

‘‘would you like to talk about ur lord and savior karl marx?’’

-PAPA PUTIN IS HERE TO BRING COMMUNISM BACK TO THIS FAMILY
-FUCK ME DADDY MARX
+#make communism a household word 2k17
*we are now a family of communists

‘‘THE COMMUNISM MARCH ROCK VERSION’’

-IM HAVING A STROKE
+NO
+NO STROKES ALLOWED

-I’m scared to go in lmao
+It’s just the state song thing
*its the fifty nifty states song
*but like shitty quality
-THAT’S WHY IM SCARED
*yes be scared its america

-IM GONNA CONQUER SPAIN
+OH YEA?
-YEA
+HOW
-AMERICA
-AND SUBMARINE TANKS
+YEA AS IF U HAD ACCESS TO THAT
-YEA I DO
-I WAS IN THE NAVY SEALS FOR 7 YEARS IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS
+I didn’t know u were this level of meme’d
-I AM

‘‘I’m not pure
I’m just kink free’’

‘‘just think of a grandma every time i see lingerie
what
i didnt
say
anything,,,’’

-I look dead 99.999999% of the time
+i am dead 99.9999999% of the time
+so

‘‘I have a five meter forehead what the fucking shit am I now Victor Nikiforov (I wish. That man is hot)’’

‘‘Yes there are all things I head canon and keep close to my cold pitch black heart’‘

-WHAT TIME IS IT
+Show time
*Jfc Mythie

‘‘I just like,,,, cleaned
What is my life
Who am I
THIS IS NOT THE RYAN WAY™’’

-But its not an ultra detalied game so thats kinda understandable that it isnt specific
-Theres really only 4 main forms of government: fascism, communism, democratic and unaligned
+Can’t there be a carrovernment
-What is that lmao
+A government where the cat is the president
-That explains why google didnt give me a solid answer
+Did you search it in google
-MAYBE
+LMFAO

-I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY BRO
+I AM YOUR FUCKING BOYFRIEND

-I’m going to kill myself
+What did you do Novi
-I did English
+Oh no
*Lmao
+Not English

-I nEed fOOD
+Eat your depression
-I mean I have a lot of that
+Thats what Im saying
+Eat the depression

-vore the sqoop
+It’s one in the morning

‘‘The leg was a lie’’

‘‘Anyway time to lay on a special mat in special clothes and be dead to the world and my surroundings while I lay hallucinating vividly aka sleep’’

‘‘I’m paying her with food too :vc’’

‘‘Make sure to get some nice communism in there’’

‘‘Did I not undestand cause that’s complicated, cause my English is bad or cause I’m a fucking idiot: An autobiography’’

‘‘this makes me feel lowkey bad no i dont wanna kill my precious baby i just want to close it rn’’

‘‘Let’s all suffer alone together’’

BONUS:

‘‘‘‘dont fuck during sex’’ - my friend 2k17′’


@prongs-chan  @stammi-ravioli  @makkakill  @rolord  @ask-ageswap-viktor  @plushy-minami  @space-asylum  @spring-gay  @ask-a-skater-fan  @phantasmagoricalcoffee  @askyoungvitya  @ask-yoi-viktor-nikiforov  @hatelikingbatman  @ask-ice-family  @nocturnal-narcissus  @caffeinebeancrock  @wanber  @yuuri-on-heelys

Along For The Ride - Part 1

Soul Eater

Word Count: 1598

SoMa Week 2017

Prompt 1 | Prompt 2 | Prompt 3 | Prompt 4 | Prompt 5 | Prompt 6 | Prompt 7

FFN or AO3


If Maka had to describe it in one word, it would be lavish. She’d always known Soul was well off. Despite his estranged parentage the lump sum deposited into his account in their name made it clear that neither parent was keen on having their son starving while he trained in Death City (whether that was his brother’s doing was still up in the air). To an extent, they were invested in his well being, and this was something beyond well being.

“It’s…” she began slowly, unsure if Soul would appreciate what she had to say.

“Extra? Over the top?”

“I was going to say big,” she said. Big was certainly another would that would be comparable. The Evans’ summer home was like any other home, but on a much grander scale. It was larger, with pale, white walls and large glass windows. It sat perfectly juxtaposed by the greenery and the hint of deep blue water just past the trees.

“Whatever.”

“Come on,” she said, taking his hand and pulling her suitcase towards the glass door at the end of the trail. “Let’s go see them. They were kind enough to invite us here.”

“You call it a kindness,” Soul sniffed, hefting up his own bag and scowling as they moved closer, “but they didn’t just invite us, you know?”

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anonymous asked:

I know they won't do that but if they kill Sara I'm gonna die

i think we can all recognize that sometimes prison break writers lose their damn mind and make some really bad choices…

several bad choices immediately come to mind, and one in particular, that they chose to kill off sara in season three.

now, i recognize that those of you who watched on netflix have no idea what really went down way back when, but let me tell you, there was an entire campaign to bring her back, because yeah, she was not ever coming back.

sara was really, truly going to remain dead, and they even had plans to have michael move on with another woman had the writers strike not happened.

and let me tell you, that would’ve been the end of the show for me.  because it was michael and sara or nothing.  

but alas, thousands of cranes were made and the fan outcry was so loud and so present that we actually got sarah her job back.  and i remember her thanking the fans for doing so.

and we got one more season with the both of them…and then they killed michael.

like jfc, you just can’t win with this show, i swear.

so now, years and years later, after having had to create headcanons to help the sting i felt from this show burning me twice, they finally brought it back to have both of them alive.

and i swear, oh fuck, i swear if they were for some unknown reason to decide to kill either one of them again, I WILL BURN THEM.

but thankfully for us all, i don’t see that happening.  

it’s going to be happy family time for the scofields.

Are y’all ready for this because I am SO salty, so here we go lmao.

When I watched this show, and Erin won the first few competitions, she had one or two cute things. But her quirky “Wow, I’m so fun and weird. Can you tell I’m so fun and weird? Because I am” died out real quick lmao. But you know, I don’t even blame her for this. She was a decent person on the show, a little annoying at times. Kinda reminds me of these girls at my liberal arts college I kinda get tired of seeing, but it’s fine. That’s her. Do you booboo.

My beef isn’t with her so much as the judges. Like jfc, hop off why don’t you? And every single time she was on the bottom, they kept her. Heidi, what happened to that spiel on season 14 about Edmond “I go up there and I say in fashion, one day you’re in and the next you’re out” right before fashion week? 

Hmm?

HMM? 

But ANYWAY

What kills me is that I think what tripped what tripped Laurence up was that they got on her hard about the shoulders and the black and she really took that to heart, changed it up, and they were like “No, bitch wtf is this?”

Every time Erin did something, it was “Brava, I love it. Ugh, I’m gonna fucking nut!” Like??? And when they didn’t, they couldn’t bear to part with her because they just loved her so much, even if she sent crap down the runway.

I need new fucking judges. NOW. lmfao

Im Not Ashamed "overview/review/rant"

Here we fookin go. DISCLAIMER: Im going to try and keep this short but lets be honest i ramble so have fun. This is also going to purely opinion based so if you are sensitive on the topics of religion, homelessness and death you might not wanna read k. ———————————————————————— Right so first of all ill give you my general opinion on it; as a whole, it wasnt the most awful thing ive ever watched. But, BUT, i believe that if you can look past that fact that is entirely non-factual and forget that whatever the fuck you call those shit shows as Dylan and Eric. You may be able to ‘enjoy it’ ———————————————————————— RELIGION: Obviously, the entire movie is a christian thing and personally, as an athiest it was just something i had to cope with while viewing. This wasnt hard as im a religion, philosophy and ethics student so relgion is something i meet everyday. Now for what you were waiting for; the definitive point; “DO YOU STILL BELIEVE IN GOD?” OH JOY, the ultimate line that drove the tcc to insanity. Right, so i think most of us can agree this isnt a thing, nor was it thing but like i said, try and view it as a fictional movie and you may be able to stomach it ;) Personally, if this movie wasn’t religion based it would be ×10,000,000 better as that shit is so repetative i wanted to take a bible and shove it into my ears jfc. While viewing i just tried to keep an open and respectful mind. ———————————————————————— Casting: Ah, where the fuck shall i begin. Alright well the casting for; Rachel - Ain’t Mad At It. Rachels Friends - Still ain’t mad at it Brooks? Brown? ?? - ah well if you say so Dylan - ha nice one FUNNY, Funny, so when is atleast a decent look-a-like arriving :) tbh, i think i saw that actor peeping through my window and sitting in his white van at the edge of the playground. Eric - i dont want to comment if that shit show. WHY THE FUCK DOES HE LOOKED LIKE A MIDDLE AGED MAN WITH THE WORLD RECORD FOR GORILLA ARMS JFC. Oh honey, whoever casted this film should honestly be taken out into the desert and left. But if im honest, some of the acting isnt terrible so you should survive ———————————————————————— Nathan?: Nah tbh that thing Rachel did was pretty cool, i can’t be mad at it apART FROM THE FACT SHE IS FUCKIN CRAZY WHAT. Where u never taught not to go down shady alleys where all the homeless people live. How was she not robbed? A FUCKING HOOKER WALKED PAST AND SHE DIDNT BAT AN EYELID. ok writers, ok. That plot line was about the most tollerable part of the movie if im honest. ———————————————————————— Miss-information/inadequeces/bullSHIt: Hmm well considering we already mention the “Do you still believe in God?” We wont go there. But there is a scene where Rachel is going up the stairs and Dylan and Eric are just chilling on the stairs? And so they corner rachel on the stairs. Why were THEY JUST ON THE STAIRS? They way it was shot they look like they just stand there to hang out like okay? I doubt that actually happened. If we are talking about inadequeces can i remention ‘Eric’s" Arms? ———————————————————————— Conclusion: Right, this wrap this shit up. The casting was awful. There are a lot, ALOT of untrue points and scenes that is going to piss you right off if you watch it. Also, like i mentioned earlier, the barrage of religious context is kind of ridiculous so, you’ve been warned. Just to finalise, if you plan on watching it, i suggest you watch with and open mind; and if that really wont work, try making it seem like the movie is fiction rather then “based on true events” ———————————————————————— Costume: (Credit to my inbox, ty for reminding me) Right well, they atleast made it look 90s ish. The rest of the school was pretty uniform and it fitted the time period. But then there is the whole Eric adn Dylan wearing their Wrath and Natural Selection shirts randomly during a school day. I dont know about you but i dont think they would just chill in the shirts they bought to KILL PEOPLE jfc. I guess that should be in inaccuracies but hey. Does it REALLY matter anymore. This shit show aint doing its best. ———————————————————————— GOOD LUCK - D (P.s if you got any movie review requests; drop me an inbox or an ask and i will hop right on it hun.)

Originally posted by naturallyselected-wrath

So this season made me cry so many times so that was nice.

Let’s make a list:

Pidge crying bc NOT MY DAUGHTER YOU BITCH

NARTI HOLY F U C K

LOTOR BEING HUNTED BY HIS SHITFACE FATHER

ACXA BETRAYING LOTOR BC BABE I TRUSTED YOU TO TAKE CARE OF MY SON (also because I thought he was dead and I almost screamed at 3am)

MERLA NOT SHOWING UP AGAIN JFC

KEITH TRYING TO GET HIS ASS KILLED

KEITH NOT BEING THERE

KEITH NOT BEING THERE AND THE REST OF THE TEAM S T I L L NOT GETTING THE CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT THEY DESREVE

W H E R E I S M E R L A ? ? ?

So I finally called CPS and told them about my abusive-ass parental units and instead of, ya know, getting me THE FUCK out of here yesterday, they’re gonna go to my “home”(basement) sometime this week and have a nice lil chat with them and explain nicely that “hey, your kid is transgender and is going to kill himself if you don’t let him alleviate his disphoria, and maybe don’t yell at him and raise your hand at him and throw shit at him when you think he’s done something wrong, mkay? Also maybe don’t threaten to move him out of Canada and use it as leverage every time you wanna make him behave”. Like, I get that they can’t legally do anything until they asses the situation, but jfc believe me when I fucking ask you to GET ME OUT OF THIS HOUSEHOLD” BEFORE I KILL MYSELF”. I dread the moment the social worker is gonna show up, the second they leave, my parental units will pack our shit and get us out of Canada faster than you can say “I’m a homophobe”


feel free to ignore this rant

Why It’s Important To Me That Bellarke Is Still (Mostly) Platonic

(inspired by a conversation with the always-genius @reblogginhood)

Don’t get me wrong– I definitely believe that Bellamy is well on his way to The City Of Loving Clarke Non Platonically, Population: Him, but as of where things stand for Clarke as of 3x16, it’s actually very important to me that their relationship developed as a friendship first.

First of all, I’m a hardcore sucker for platonic male/female friendships and if you doubt that, come ask me about Wallace and Veronica some time and watch me explode into a pile of tears and feelings.  And while I am firmly convinced that Bellarke will eventually be romantic on both sides, the fact that Clarke has a partner she trusts, loves, and relies on without a romantic entanglement means a lot to me because right now, that’s what she needs.

Let’s recap Clarke’s time on the Ground: she lands and while she’s busy attempting to find food for everyone, Finn starts flirting with her.  She’s not distracted from her mission (nothing distracts Clarke, not even great hair), but she eventually starts returning his affections.  Then her best friend dies– almost immediately after Clarke realizes he didn’t deserve her anger, and honestly can this show stop killing people Clarke loves immediately after she realizes she loves them jfc– and now she’s trying to navigate leading a bunch of kids who would prefer not to listen to her while also falling for the charming boy with floppy hair.  She gives in to her attraction to him and then the next fucking morning discovers that she was actually the other woman, and from then on it’s a nonstop shitshow of guilt, sadness, fear, stabbings, biological warfare, kidnappings, and mass murder.  It all culminates with Clarke telling Finn she loves him and then mercy killing him, an act that hurt her profoundly, no matter how necessary it was.

And then she meets the Grounder Commander.  (Okay, technically she met her before killing Finn, but their *relationship* as allies and eventually lovers really began after, when L.exa talked to her about Costia.)  Clarke starts building a tenuous alliance with her, built largely on the fact that Clarke was willing to kill Finn in order to achieve peace, and very quickly after that alliance is established L.exa kisses her.  Shortly after that L.exa admits that Clarke matters to her (not everyone, not you), and from there on out everything between them is colored by their attraction to each other.  It gets interrupted by the betrayal at Mount Weather, but once Clarke was able to let that go the romance is back on track, only to end tragically once again because it would appear this universe has a serious fucking grudge against Clarke.

But through it all, Clarke always has Bellamy.  Even at the start, when she didn’t like him much but was too hurt to spend time with Finn, Bellamy was there.  There wasn’t any romance yet, (save a little playful flirting in Day Trip and Unity Day, which are fun moments but not– for me– an indication of Twu Wuv so much as Two Flirty People Being Relaxed Around Each Other) but she knew she could count on him.  Clarke trusted Bellamy even before she liked him, and ever since then, he’s been her constant.  Bellamy was right there, walking next to her as they took Finn’s corpse to the pyre.  When everything fell apart at Mount Weather when the Grounder Army left, Bellamy was at her side, helping her come up with a plan.  When the only option left was mass murder he didn’t hesitate– he took on that burden with her.

Bellamy was the last person Clarke spoke to before she left Camp Jaha and that’s incredibly significant.  He was the one she trusted to take care of her people, and she said good bye to him (instead of to her mother or Raven, both of whom she loves just as much as she loves Bellamy) because Clarke knew he would let her leave.  In just under two months Bellamy had gone from adversary to the person she trusted absolutely, both with her people and with her pain.  She trusted him and he trusted her, and that was all they needed from each other.  There was nothing between them except for love, trust, and friendship.

Now, listen up because this is important: I am not saying that Finn or L.exa meant less to Clarke because their relationships were romantic.  Nor am I saying that Bellamy and Clarke’s friendship is somehow “better” than her other relationships because it isn’t “sullied” by romance or sexual desire, and if any of y’all use this meta as evidence of either of the above statements I will hunt you down and end you.  This is not a matter of which ship is “better” than the other because you can’t rank relationships like that.  That’s not how life works; you don’t look at your loved ones and assign them numbers in order of importance– you just love them. Sometimes you love them romantically and sometimes you love them platonically and sometimes you love them because they’re your family.  One type of love is not superior to the other and never will be.

My point, dear children, is that what’s important to me about bellarke’s still-mostly-platonic relationship is that it’s different.  Both Finn and L.exa were Love Interests from the start, but when Clarke has been at her absolute lowest– after losing Finn, after Mount Weather, after losing L.exa– she has always been able to count on Bellamy.  Even after his awful fuck-up with the handcuffs (and Clarke’s subsequent tazering of him, which was necessary from her POV but still rough), Clarke knows she can trust him. Nevermore demonstrated that even when Clarke’s a mess and Bellamy’s a mess and everything’s a mess between them, they’re still a team.  They still trust each other, and when Clarke is at her absolute lowest all season and offers to give herself up to a murderer in order to save her friends, Bellamy is right there, refusing to let her give up.

And that’s what Clarke needs right now.  She’s reeling from two lost loves in a very short period of time, but Bellamy is still there for her.  Sure, he might be falling in love with her (haha kidding he definitely is), but that’s a new development.  The core of their relationship– trust in each other– hasn’t changed.  In fact, you could say that trust is the foundation of everything they are together because before they even liked each other, they trusted each other.

Things are by no means perfect between them and it’s not ever going to be all soft focus and romance, but the fact remains that through all of the bullshit they’ve been through, Bellamy and Clarke have never once given up on each other.  And they don’t love each other this fiercely because they have insane sexual chemistry or because they want to get married and have each other’s babies (both of which I think are true), but because they love each other, full stop.  I absolutely love that, and I love that when (yeah, I said when, not if) we get romantic bellarke, it will be breaking the pattern for Clarke.  Trust is probably the most important element of a relationship, and Bellamy and Clarke’s trust in each other is absolute.

No matter what happens in that shitshow of a universe, Bellamy and Clarke will always trust each other.  And that, my friends, is a fucking epic start to a love story.