jfc look at all these tags

Summary:
  • Serbia: woman in a white dress, belting out a power pop ballad
  • Austria: Dreamworks logo tries for a career as a boy band singer
  • Macedonia: Classic pop song and/or political statement about fetuses not counting as people (at least in a ESC setting)
  • Malta: woman in a white dress, belting out a power pop ballad
  • Romania: Yodel, rap, giant cannons - peak Eurovision
  • Netherlands: Coming soon to your mom’s iPod/the end credits of a Diane Keaton movie
  • Hungary: Hungarian hipster rapping with traditional folk dancer backup
  • Denmark: woman in a RED!!!! dress, belting out a power pop ballad
  • Ireland: A Ballad From Ireland - this year a Disney number performed by a smol child
  • San Marino: Your dorky parents embarrassing you by grinding on the dance floor
  • Croatia: An opera singer and a Broadway singer fighting for control over the same body. Possibly homophobic, despite definitely pride-friendly scene decor. Might be a Brony.
  • Norway: Macklemore enslaving Zer0 from Borderlands to bang on a drum to his generic pop beat
  • Switzerland: The Beauty and the Beast live action remake looks great
  • Belarus: woman in a white dress, belting out a power pop ballad singing a happy cute folksong with her awkward brother on one of those Florida boats
  • Bulgaria: Another smol child because like most things Biebermania hasn’t reached Europe until now
  • Lithuania: Kill Bill - the Musical
  • Estonia: Generic Soap Opera - the Musical. Saw Love Love Peace Peace and mistook it for instructions.
  • Israel: Happy beefcake taking a dance break at the gym, who also watched Love Love Peace Peace
  • me: y'all need to chill??? just because the protagonists are both male does NOT mean they're gay?? honestLY you all jump to conclusions waaaay too suddenly and only appreciate the "gayness" and not the plot of this anime?? jfC
  • also me: look,, at,, that,, EYE CONTACT,, THEY ARE FUCKING. THEY ARE DEFINITELY FUCKING.
  • also me: oWo what's this?? two male characters brimming with hatred for each other?? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • also me: LODKDKIFJFJF D LOOK AT THAY THEYRE HOLDING HANDS AHSHSHSHYSYHSHYSHYSH ITS CANON IM TELLING YOU ITS CANON

Ok but Chris’s handwriting is 👌 and so is Steph’s new haircut.

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lmao what is this - albert einstein, probably at some point

hey hey, it’s your awkward friendly neighborhood potato, back at it again with late tags and bad camera quality, serving the best looks since never; 

SO i’ve been tagged in lots of different kinds of selfie tag (srsly these games are getting more and more advanced, heckity heck) and since i’m a basic human being and my life is a loop of shame, i decided to do one simple bias selfie tag to rule them all (ง ื▿ ื)ว i really don’t want to spam anyone with my face, hope it’s ok~

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Meet Billy and Bobby. Both Billy and Bobby are friends, and both Billy and Bobby equally hate the Joseph/Robert ship.

Bobby hates it so much, in fact, that he sends hate to the artists and comments on their posts about how disgusting he finds the ship and why he believes it is bad.

Billy, instead, though he finds it equally terrible, simply ignores the content, blocking it if it really bothers him and continuing on down the Joseph and/or Robert tags in peace.

Bobby has hurt a lot of people’s feelings this way, while Billy has respected that his opinions may not be shared by others.

Don’t be like Bobby. Be like Billy.

Shance headcannons

If you ain’t about that #Shaladin life step off,, I will not be reduced to arguing with you or have you trigger anyone. So step off and go away


DOMESTIC//EARTH

-as stated earlier, Lance can ice skate,, Shiro is absolute shit at it. Lance tends to cover the free skates he sees (give me all of the free skates!!!)
-Shiro loves seeing Lance dance (especially to bumpin’ reggaeton music)
-Jfc Lance’s hips do not fucking lie
-Lance is the domestic one
-Is an okay cook (Hunk is ready to tutor him)
-Don’t mess with his Champurrado or Horchata (unless you’re Shiro or willing to die)
-Shiro is the cuddler,, notorious for stealing Lance’s stuffed animals.
-especially the giant blue and black cat Shiro made (it looks pretty shitty) (all lop sided and what the fuck else)
-Lance has a YouTube channel (Chimi_Your_Changas) is a DIY/Cover artist/Boyfriend tag/reaction vid/beauty guru (is hella jealous of Shiro’s natural eyelashes)
-what the fuck bruh
-Shiro also has a YouTube channel Kieth made for him (Shiro-Gone-Ayyeee (not even a part of this fandom,, I just wanted to make a joke abt his disappearing act)). It’s where he posts him exploring abandoned places/game plays/vlogs/reaction videos
-They cuddle anywhere and everywhere
-both marathon yuuri on ice/Studio Ghibli/Poco’s Udon World/any gay friendly anime
-Lance cries eveytime
-They can’t have movie nights (After a minute into the movie Shiro will have already pieced the entire thing together & knows who will die//suffer)
-He loses interest and starts doing freaky shit to Lance under the covers
-Lance is very sore the next day

SPACE

-Lance gets lost hella easily on the ship,, Shiro always finds him
-every time. (“Didn’t I say I’d always find you?”)
-Skirted around each other until Lance nearly dies
-Shiro doesn’t eat, sleep, or shower for days
-He snaps at the team when they make flippant remarks pertaining to how often lance gets hurt//how he goofs off alot without meaning to
-Lance is the only one that can be in Shiro’s immediate vicinity after being triggered by Haggar
-Haggar tries to play on Lance’s insecurities to get him on Zarkon’s side
-Lance don’t fuck with that Brujería fuckshit
-They eventually move into one of their rooms.
-Lance has too many plants and Shiro is a bibliophile
-The room is too fucking tumblr
-especially with the soft color changing running light
-One wall is glass. (“I think lotor saw my ass…”//“Where is my bayard ”)
-Everyone else is slightly motivated to protect their power couple
-Speaking of power,, Lance (under Shiro’s guidance gets better at fighting///yesssss)
-Lance is a staple in the Voltron family dynamic
-Shiro acts like a concerd brother/father,, Lance (has a very big family and knows his way in maternal instincts after babysitting so damn much) is the doting mother figure who isn’t afraid to “kick your scrawny ass, put my shit tf down right now”
-Lance realizes he is important and he has a place
-Space pets?? Fuck yeah! Lance straight up takes a strange ferret/cat thing,, Shiro takes a bird/dog.
-cuddle puddles?? Hell yes. Always find them in thier room underneath the pets and a mountain of blankets
-Kieth complains about how sweet and sickly they are (klunk happens and lance is merciless in teasing)

SMUT
-Shiro is a hair puller, he also like to bite
-Mumbles praises in Japanese (Lance is a praise whore)
-on occasion Shiro cries
-Lance gets overstimulated easily
-babbles in Spanish or Gaelic
-drools/tears up when properly fucked out
-Lance is a screamer
-Shiro revels in bringing one of the most centered paladins to tears/a puddle of drool
-Lance likes lingerie and Shiro likes watching Lance model
-Lance wears the kinkiest lingerie under his civilian clothing
-both are slight exhibitionists
-Shiro is the kinkiest one

GENERAL

-Lance has a shit immune system and gets sick easily,, he isn’t a baby about it until the ear aches
-He cries only when he has an ear ache
-which can only be cured by roasting a clove of galric on a pan and wrapping that shit in a cotton ball and jamming that in his ear (old Mexican fix me up,, right next to drinking off brand sprite for tummy aches and The Egg™)
-theres no garlic in space
-Shiro feels like his soul has been torn just by the sounds of muffled cries and sobs of Lance’s pain
-Shiro has PTSD,, only Lance can get him to clam down
-Lance cusses in Spanish (if its bad enough in Gaelic)
-Shiro doesn’t cuss,, what kind of space dad do you take him for??
-Lance does yoga and pushes Shiro to join…both are incredibly flexible now and can pull of some Cirque du Soleil shit
-Lance is very religious//superstitious
-Shiro is polytheistic and gets excited about ghosts.
-doesn’t even care about aliens (give the man some damn ghosts)

Short Stuff

A/n: So I kinda wrote this differently than my other fics and IDK how I feel about it just yet but last time I read through it I remember liking it. Truthfully I’ve had this done for awhile and forgot to post it. Sorry to @milleniumxhan for the wait.

Request: @milleniumxhan Heyyyyy!!!! Could you do a Thor x reader where you’re really short (okay me like im 5'1) and like he finds it hella adorable and the when the other Avengers tease you he gets all defensive and yeah. Thanks <3

Warnings: none 

Originally posted by imagine-marvell

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It was yet another Sunday morning at the Avengers which meant a “family” breakfast. You, Nat, and Wanda started on the pancakes and waffles as Tony and Steve worked on the bacon and sausage. The others were setting up the table and sipping coffee. Once the food was ready, everyone gathered in a line and made plates the filed into the dining room. To say you hated these meals was an exaggeration but you didn’t like them much either, especially when pancakes were served which is when the jokes started because someone had the bright idea to call you “short stack” one time and not surprisingly the name suck. It wasn’t that you couldn’t handle yourself you just would rather eat in peace than listen to the Avengers think they were funny, especially Tony.

“Y/n, you can’t eat that, it’s cannibalism” Tony smirked at you

“You know what they say, you are what you eat,” you replied taking your place at the table.

“So that’s why you’re so short?” Bucky asked. He may have been nice most of the time, but he could be an ass just like anyone else

“Yeah I ate too many pancakes, and it shrunk me,” you deadpanned

‘Don’t let those fools bother you Y/n,” Thor said taking a seat beside you

“I don’t,” you said, “I’ve had plenty of idiots think it’s funny that I’m small but what they don’t realize is I’m the perfect height to kick their ass.”

Thor chuckled, and the rest of the meal was filled with talks of missions and stupid things Steve did.


This is it you thought I hate being short. You were currently standing on a box you found on top of a chair because someone decided to stash the chocolate in the highest shelf.

“Need some help there, little one?” Thor asked

“I got it.” you huffed “and you too? I thought you were above name calling?“

“I don’t understand?” Thor said moving closer to your makeshift step stool
“Little one,” you said as you grabbed the chocolate, leapt off the box making it and the chair move. Luckily, you ended up safely on the ground.

“I didn’t mean to offend you Lady Y/n.” Thor replied sincerely

“It’s alright,” you said “it’s better than shorty or smol bean.”

“If the others ever bother you let me know,” Thor told you “I’ll try to put an end to it”

“Thanks but it’s fine really I don’t mind” you replied


“If you put your elbow on my head one more time I swear!” you growled shrugging Clint’s arm off of you

“Sorry Y/n I don’t mean to you’re just the perfect height” the archer smiled

You grumbled a response and glared at the man child next to you. During your sparring session with Clint Thor walked into the practice room just in time you watch you pin Clint to the ground after a swift kick to his ankles that made him lose balance

“This is punishment for using me as an arm rest” you smiled as you got off the floor and made your way to the exit

“It would do you well to treat Lady Y/n with respect Hawkeye” you heard the god say.

“I respect her” Clint responded “she’s just so small sometimes I forget she can kick my ass”

“Small and adorable” you heard the thunderer say, making you stop in your tracks and make your way into a better hearing distance

“Adorable?” Clint said “does someone have the heart eyes for our little Y/n?”

“Of course not she’s just small and cute. She needs to be protected sometimes and if I’m the one that has to do it then-” Clint cut him off

“You totally have heart eyes for Y/n,” He said “ask her out I’m sure she’ll say yes”

“How would you know,” Thor asked

“Cause I’m pretty sure she has heart eyes for you too big guy” at that you left. Of course you liked Thor but he was just a friend or at least that’s what you thought. Once your mind was openeded to the idea of having something more with the god it ran wild.


It was moments like these when you praised your genes for making you short. Weaving in and out of the crowd of people was easy and it made for a simple getaway. Two hydra agents were following you but it didn’t take long to lose them as you pushed your way through a gap. The only downside, Thor couldn’t keep his eyes on you. You had watched him fly off around the time the agents showed up and although he offered you a ride you declined. You only knew this upset him after you had escaped and after he spent a half hour trying to find you. You were already in the plane when he got back.

“What took you so long?” You asked smirking at the blonde before you

“I was looking for you,” Thor said his eyes searching you for possible wounds “why didn’t you tell me where you were going?”

“Because if Hydra heard they would fund us and then we’d both be in trouble.” you shrugged “I don’t know what the big deal is” that was a lie, a blatant lie, you knew exactly why he was mad.

“I could’ve lost you Y/n” his words confirmed your thoughts

“So” you stated simply. You needed him to admit his feelings to you, not just to Clint

“So that would’ve been horrible,” the god paused “Imagine what the others would think if I lost you”

“What about what you would think?” you asked

“I imagine I’d be upset” Thor sounded confused

“Why” you asked

“Because you’re my friend” Thor hesitated

“Wrong,” You said “tell me the truth”

“That is the truth” he was more confused now

“The whole truth” you demanded “I know what you said to Clint that day I pinned him. I know you like me so tell me.”

“I don’t just like you Y/n. I think I’m in love with you” he looked down at his hands

“Good” you smiled “because I think I’m in love with you too.”

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A/n: I hope you enjoyed this I know it’s a bit different. Requests are open, and I’m slowly working through the few I have rn but feel free to send some in if you have an idea. Love you all! -G

tags: @ws-lover-245 (I remembered JFC it’s a miricle. If you want to be added to our tag list let me know)

send me a prompt! anon said: kids picking on Sam for being gay and his big brother swoops in and kisses him, stunning the assholes into silence and then asking “is there a problem fella’s?” and they just nervously shake their heads no and run away

tagging: @acesammy @angelicmeg @catharticsam @corrupteddean @golly-god @policeofficerdean @purgatoan @vintagesam

Sam decides to ignore the stupid trio following him through the park. He’s quite used to it by now– being the freak, the new kid… it’s annoying, of course. But he’s fine. They won’t be staying here for too long and this time Sam’s grateful tor that. This little town in the middle of nowhere, Texas isn’t his kind of thing. As soon as Dad and Dean deal with the vengeful spirit, they’ll be out of there and back to the road in a week.

“Look at him, the little faggot–”

Sam takes a deep breath to stay calm and try not to break this asshole’s nose, even if he deserves it. Dean’ll be pissed if he breaks the rules. But then there’s a hand on his shoulder, gripping tight–and god Sam’s glad he’s a patient kid.

“Are you deaf too, you freak?”

For a second Sam wonders if the pleasure of punching this guy will be worth the lecture he’ll get later– but he doesn’t need to think about it for any longer. Dean is suddenly there, kissing the hell out of him and grabbing his ass as if no one is looking and Sam just wants to laugh. The three idiots back off quickly, gaping– Dean is taller, bigger, all cool and popular with his leather jacket and the Impala…

“Hey baby boy.” Dean’s smile is a bit too forced, but Sam doesn’t care too much because in the next moment his big brother is staring at the trio asshole and Sam knows he’s looking pissed as fuck. “Do we have a problem here, fellas?”

They just shake their head and oh my, Sam’s never seen someone disappear as quickly as these three. He rolls his eyes and pushes Dean away, ignoring the faked pout his brother is trying to give him. He’s not really angry, but honestly, this game is getting quite old and more annoying than some closed-minded teenagers.

“I don’t need you babysitting me all the time, Dean.”

“Last time you said that, I needed to cross three states because you got kidnapped by a fucking shifter.”

Okay. Dean can have that one.

i rlly hate diet culture like i was looking at the some dieting like plans and ya kno the slimfast one has adults eating less than 800 calories a day of course ur going to fucking lose weight and gain it all back the minute u actually fucking eat like a normal person 

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Dear Anti-Shaladin (and some klance shippers)

“I just realized that klance shippers (excluding the chill klance shippers) are just as bad as shaladin shippers. Right, well, a lot of klance shippers hate on shaladins because well… yes, you are shipping Shiro with Underage teens. You hate shaladins because of an (apparently) Adult x Teen relationship. Understandable. BUT, y’all are shipping two people who obviously don’t get along, but aside from that…. no matter who you ship them with, they are STILL underage. Just like y’all said and yet, some of you say NOTHING when it comes to the klance smut that people draw and write. You klance shippers wanna use the argument that shaladin is bad because they’re underage, THEN OWN IT!! If not, shut your mouth. Y’all make the Voltron fandom so hard to enjoy. If you don’t care what people ship and/or you don’t hate on other ships, then this isn’t directed at you, but if you’re a klance shipper who says/has said stuff like “Uh… gross. Shiro is a fucking adult and the rest of them are literally underage.” and use the “they’re underage” but to shame shaladins but use heart eye emojis for every other klance NSFW drawing you see, then sorry but, you’re a hypocrite. Underage is still underage. Also, shaladins… I know Shiro’s age isn’t SOLDILY confirmed, but… some of you gotta slow your roll. I also noticed that “Keith’s sticky note(s)” post is going around. Klance shippers, let the sheith shippers have that. Jfc. Like, like, it’s not gay or anything, but he definitely wasn’t writing that about Lance either. If some of you could stop mixing tags, that would be great too… I went through the Shiro tag and I scrolled past WAY TOO MANY klance posts. Long story short, don’t shame shaladins for underage shipping if you have looked at/read any klance smut because that means you’ve looked at and enjoyed the same gross thing you shake shaladin shippers for. Trust me, klance shippers, you don’t need to shame shaladins. They shame themselves all the time.”


-america.alfredjones on Instagram

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