jfc just kiss already

Haha I never posted this one here it seems. Really wonky because wow I got a little bit better at drawing since making this, somehow :0 I actually tweaked it a bit since its first posting. Still cute enough to share here though I hope. It just seems I have a thing for dressing them up and making them go out on dates pfff

live blogging my reaction to everything that happens

WARNING: SPOILERS

•HES GOT THE SCISSORS
•BARKO DIAZ LMAO
•she has his jacket awh
•fuck you possums
•dead bodies hanging from a tree aight coo
•tiny alligator WAA.
•mountain of tiny alligators WAA.
•SHE TORE THE JACKET FUCK THAT
•"old and grey like you" savage
•they killed her omg that’s dark
•"GRANDMA FARM TO PLAY WITH OTHER GRANDMAS" AWH MY HEART
•damn commercials.
•young moon looks so much like star omg
•APOLOGY MEAT I LOVE IT
•they’re so young and cute awh
•if i had just awoken after 300 years i, too, would immediately want candy
•apology meat pt. 2
•OKAY BUT HIM BITING OFF HIS ARM JUST TO GROW IT BACK TO PROVE HES TOUGH IS LOW KEY FUNNY
•HIS FACE WHEN HIS FINGER DOESNT GROW BACK LMAO THE UTTER DISAPPOINTMENT
•MOON IS SO BADASS.
•damn commercials.
•taco delivery bird.
•ludo’s reaction to the wand hand is how i handle every situation ever
•LUDO THE BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE
•"so this is probably not one of my favorite things that’s happened to me" lol me
•"i hurt in places i didn’t know i had"
•glossaryk trying to roast the pudding but it keeps melting off is an excellent metaphor for my life
•he finally cooked it
•i get ludo’s supposed to be evil and all but sometimes i feel bad for the guy.
•damn commercials.
•ew back hair.
•for a second there i thought River missed his wife and then he goes and throws a party
•make that two parties
•river, stop being a dumbass.
•okay now he misses her.
•THEY CALL THEMSELVES MEWMANS AHA
•high key feel bad for the monster for walking all that way for nothing.
•damn commercials.
•shit this things 2 hours long.
•"ima snek" “lol fuk u snek”
•BUFF FROG
•HE HAS A TATTOO OF LUDO FOREVER UNDER HIS BUFF FROG BOOBIE OMG
•star you can’t just NOT HAVE A PLAN
•damn commercials.
•anyone notice the flags on the castle resemble toffees hand with the missing finger??
•marco, now is always the time for butter.
•ruberiot is my two favorite things. patrick stump. and svtfoe.
•the mime is an artistic genius.
•ruberiots voice is sex.
•*casually scratches armpit with foot*
•LEVATADO
•damn commercials.
•star possumfly
•THEY FINALLY FOUND EACH OTHER AWH YAY
•"W-O-N-D"
•BUFF FROG
•stars voice coming out of ludo’s body is uncomfortabl
•TOFFEE.
•damn commercials.
•"she’s gone" SHE CANT BE GONE
•moons eyes welling up with tears made my eyes well up with tears
•POOR LUDO HES SO SAD AWH
•STAR’S BACK YAY
•just kiss already jfc
•oh it’s over okay.
•i like the old ending theme song better.

merchant-of-aegis  asked:

Dude yes okay I gotta semi angsty headcannons for you. If any of the Paladins end up in any kind of relationship, platonic or romantic, they can't sleep with anyone, even other Paladins, nearby because they've all gone thru some shit and the nightmares make them violent in their sleep. I view this as Shance, but it works with any of them. They could be dating for a while, years maybe, but they need separate rooms or beds for sleep because of violent outbursts. Makes up with lots o cuddles

ohhH MY GOOTNESS.

but can you imagine shance being unable to sleep next to each other. lance, who grew up with sleepovers with his siblings and cousins and friends, who was roomies with hunk and often slept in his bed just because. 

shiro, who doesn’t remember people very well but remembers that he used to enjoy being held in his sleep - he’s always filled the role of protector naturally, so being held in his sleep made him feel protected and loved. 

lance and shiro, who finally end up together after a lot of “omg just fucking kiss already jfc” from pidge. they take things slow at first, and it takes them like a week after they confess to each other to actually kiss.

and then of course that first kiss is sweet and slow and everything either of them wanted it to be. lance lets out this little breathy sigh and shiro just loses it, grabbing lance’s face and kissing him so deeply that lance really feels like he’s going to be swallowed by the storm of the black paladin’s passion. the best he can do is hold on and try to give back as good as he’s getting. it’s apparently enough for shiro, because the way he’s crowding up against lance, invading his space, and with someone in his personal bubble, lance hasn’t felt this much at home since he arrived in space. 

after that, pidge regrets all her comments imploring them to smooch, because they are clingy and schmoopy and gross everyone out by kissing literally everywhere. shiro is surprisingly shameless in his affections. he’ll hold lance’s hand when they’re all relaxing in the common area, and he doesn’t spring away from lance when they’re all but dry humping in the hallway and someone walks up on them. he’s got the decency to look a little sheepish, but there’s a lot of reluctance in his movements when he pulls away. in battle one day, lance makes a tight shot and shiro calls out “nice shot, babe!” and hunk squeals

so obviously it doesn’t take long before they’re advancing their relationship. their first time is in the middle of the day, spontaneous and filled with smiles and laughter. they’re docked on a friendly planet they’d helped liberate two years earlier, and the others are still out in the market. lance had led shiro back to the castleship, grinning and breathless as shiro kissed the life out of him along the way. lance started to lead them back to shiro’s room, but shiro diverted them with a snarky looking grin and took him to the lounge, where he laid lance back on the couch and worked several fingers into him before he fucked him slow and deep until they were both reduced to a sweaty pile of suspicious bodily fluids and dopey, lovestruck looks. 

it took them several more weeks before they ended up in an actual bed with one another - and fell asleep. that first time it happened, shiro was startled out of a dreamsleep by lance shrieking in his ear to please, wake up! focus slowly crept up on him and as soon as the reality of the situation dawned on him, he scrambled backward, flattening himself against the wall, a hand clapped over his mouth, grey eyes wide and feeling more terrified than the first time he ever saw the gladiator ring. he’d had lance’s arm twisted behind his back and one of his knees pressed between his shoulders, forcing that beautiful face into a pillow. 

shiro didn’t sleep that night, despite lance holding him and murmuring reassurances of his affections.

the next time they spent the night together, it happened again, except to lance. he’d always been prone to sleepwalking. shiro remembered that matt had been a sleepwalker too, so he knew how to handle it. gently guide them back to bed, don’t wake them up. woke up and saw lance standing in the doorway of his bathroom, murmuring to himself, eyes half lidded. smiling, shiro got up and spoke nonsense, quiet and calm, gently putting his human hand on lance’s shoulder. 

in an instant, lance’s eyes shot open, his mouth curled in a feral snarl, and he twisted shiro’s arm behind his back and body checked him into the opposite wall. when shiro managed to get his feet under him again, lance was dropped into a crouch, muscles tense and eyes still dulled with sleep. the blue paladin launched himself at shiro and they grappled. in some small, detached part of his mind, shiro wondered where lance had been keeping all of this strength - he could barely hold him off. 

lance managed to wrestle shiro back to the floor, and had his forearm pressed against shiro’s throat when his throaty gasp of “babe, i love you, please” managed to shake lance from his nightmare. 

lance flung himself at shiro as he coughed and spluttered, gasping for breath. lance gasped for breath as well, panicked sobs instantly overtaking his body and suddenly he was in hysterics, loud, uncontrolled bawling. shiro joined him, albeit far more quietly.

there is a mutual decision to not fall asleep together after that. 

it’s a strange dynamic that is introduced to their relationship. they’re in love, they’re adults, they’re warriors and survivors, but they can’t even overcome their own minds enough to sleep beside one another without trying to kill each other. 

lance cries a lot, and it rips shiro apart every time he kisses lance goodnight and watches him leave

they try a tonic from coran, some altean mixture that works to suppress dreams. it leaves them unable to block out the torrid thoughts during the day, as they have no escape in their dreams. they’re unnecessarily cold to each other and their teammates; they don’t take it more than a handful of times. 

this lasts for a year and a half.

eventually, they’ve freed more people than the number of galra they’ve killed. they’ve liberated more planets than they’ve been betrayed by some. they’ve scraped by more times than they should have died. the dreams calm down, if only just a little. so they try again.

shiro doesn’t remember people very well, but he remembers enjoying being held while he sleeps. he knows that lance wraps around his body much like the black lion wraps around his consciousness. neither of them lash out at one another, for the first time in their nearly two year relationship. he will remember lance, he knows. he’ll remember thinking that sunlight woke him up, shining bright on his face the next morning. he’ll remember the feeling, a warm and beautiful ache deep in his bones, when he woke up expecting to see the sun, and instead saw lance smiling at him. 

anonymous asked:

whats your fave ginhiji scene?

All of them.

All the moments. 

Every single one of them. 

But since I don’t have the time nor the space to go through every single one, I’ll talk about the first one that popped into my head when I read this. And that, prepare yourself, is this scene right here:

That’s right, the very end of the Mistuba arc. Because, really, when you think about it, there’s absolutely no reason for Gintoki to have gotten involved in any of the things that happened during this arc. There is no concrete reason for him to be up on this roof with a guy he “doesn’t like.”

But he IS there and he DID get involved because that’s Gintoki’s character, that’s who he is. His help wasn’t asked for, but he gave it because it was for something important. Something HUGE. He learns about Hijikata’s ties to Mitsuba and he does what he can — he knows what it’s like to lose a loved one, he can commiserate. I don’t think he does what he does solely for his fellow sadist, Sougo, either. He gets to know Mitsuba and he genuinely likes her and that alone is reason enough for Gintoki to stay and help and offer what he can. So, I can’t say that whole arc is about GinHiji because it’s not, it’s definitely about Mitsuba and paying homage to what she meant to the different characters. 

But I do believe that this part at the end of the whole arc is a GinHiji moment. There’s legit no reason for Gintoki to be up on the roof with Hijikata, but he is. And the thing is, in my mind, Hijikata knows he’s there and the big thing about that is Hijikata is allowing Gintoki to be there. And that really is a big thing because this is Hijikata at a weak moment, he’s just lost the woman he loved, but he’s letting Gintoki be up there with him and see him when he’s hurting. It would be so easy for Hijikata to leave and find himself some solitude and grieve in silence — that’s more true to his character when you think about it. But he doesn’t, he stays, he lets Gintoki stay, and I really do think that that is pinnacle for both of them. C’mon Hiji, let Gin heal your wounds and take good care of you jfc just kiss already assholes.

  • Oh man, eager puppy Kirsch this is so cute.
  • Oh no Danny what, why???!
  • I dunno how pro JP I am anymore recently man idk.
  • LAF communication is key bb
  • “BUT OK SO MAYBE LAURA LIKES GIRLS.”
  • JEALOUS!LAURA THIS IS GLORIOUS 
  • “THAT FLOOZY” I SNORTED 
  • ugh UGH gaaaaaaaaaay
  • Carmillaaaaaaaa whyyyyyyy
  • clean the hair out of the drain, I see what you did there
  • A new day where she’s still probably gay lmfao
  • Kirsch my sweet puppy :(
  • Guys. Guys. It’s a date. Just stop.
  • lol Danny really wants it to be a date. 
  • Ouch. A wild Angst appears. 
  • lol sure ‘homecoming’ was the reason they were gonna meet up, yea yea sure sure. 
  • So this won’t have the potential to turn awkwardly sexual at all
  • LMFAO OK I GUESS NOT LMAO
  • Oh no. Please bring back cute Zeta Society. I don’t think I can deal with sad/confused/jealous Laura rn, poor thing.
  • Kirsch, fast on the uptake.
  • LIQUOR BEFORE BEER, YOU’RE A DEER OMG
  • Oh my god, such secondhand embarrassment LAURA LAURA WHY
  • LAURA YOU ARE TALKING TO YOUR CELL PHONE LAURA BABY YOU ARE SO DRUNK
  • Carmilla :’) So whipped. 
  • lmfao “Laura you’ve been calling her Elphaba all week.”
  • My face is red reading this like literally BEET RED
  • CARMILLA IS SUDDENLY SHORTER THAN HER. “WOW I JUST GOT REALLY TALL” THIS IS COMEDY GOLD
  • “YOUR JACKET IS BROKEN” LAURA SHOULD BE DRUNK ALWAYS
  • Ugh I’m a cross between grossed out and happy that Carm at least TRIED to get some with Elphaba. 
  • That whole scene just…. Just fuck me up. Just fuck me up.
  • Laf ugh Laf stop
  • lol a literal closet 
  • Perry mvp
  • Kirsch and the 11:11 thing just fuck me up
  • Laura becomes Drax from Guardians of the Galaxy when she’s drunk lol
  • Laura :(
  • whoa WHOA LAURA WHOA
  • man Carmilla HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH THIS this is rough
  • Carmilla Willpower of Steel Karnstein 
  • oh MAN OH MAN OHA MAAAAAAAAAAALSkjfneirhflkejn
  • Carmilla you’re so sweet and UGH GROOSSSS
  • Oh boy
  • Laura T_T
  • jfc JFC JUST KISS ALREADY DAMMIT
  • OH MY GOD LAURA THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT JFC
  • GAHAAAAAAAAAAA GAAAAAAAAHJNMXHF
  • THIS CHAPTER
  • I JUST
  • I
  • JUST
  • JUST
  • FUCK
  • ME
  • UP