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update tl 5/29

Papa And Furbies SOS Volume

To Olivia,

Yo, it’s Papa.
Are you sleeping on the futon properly when you go to bed? It’d be terrible if you caught a cold. I prepared some chocolate cake for you. Eat some if you like. Thank you for always sending me presents. Receiving presents from you makes Papa very happy. What kind of animals are the ones you’ve sent to Papa? I wanted to know, even if it’s just their name. They’re lovely animals aren’t they. But aren’t there quite many of them? I wonder. When I woke up this morning, it felt like there was one more. Ahaha, am I just thinking too much?

I’d be glad if you replied to this letter. From Papa.

Met: “Ah! Some sort of letter is being thrown in this trash can! Let’s see!”
Met: “…..”
Met: “This should be thrown away after all!!”

Kirukiru

DATA: Dangerous Jellyfish.  (♂)
“M-Minami-kun… ♥ “

anonymous asked:

Can you believe we have only had one (1) canon on screen stucky hug in the entire cap trilogy because I can't believe it but here we are with only a single hug right before Bucky went off to war in catfa like???? You cannot even begin to try and convince me that Bucky isn't a constant hugger? @the entire mcu: wyd??? Let buck hug his stevie? and then let him slap steve upside the head for being stupid jfc it aint that hard to put on a damn parachute steven

i KNOW asdfgahsn, it’s so FAKE, they were clearly v casual with their touches before the war, and Bucky isn’t touch averse now, he’s fine when Steve touches him, there’s no flinching away or grimacing, in fact he smiles when he’s close to Steve and Steve touches him. SO ITS JUST F A K E THAT THEY WOULDNT HAVE HUGGED. Like for real Marvel out here trying to tell me these two people who are closer to each other than to anyone else on earth, who love each other more than they love anyone else, find themselves somehow, against every single odd in the universe, reunited 70 years after they were torn apart, barely having aged at all, with a second chance at life, AND THEY DONT EVEN HUG ONCE? Know ur damn audience Marvel bc we are not buying this narrative that ur selling.
Fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, fake. Just my analysis.

The "I know I have other things to write but these seem so cool/weird/etc" sentence prompt meme

Because I’m absolute shit and have a habit of coming up with sentence prompts instead of writing stuff I should be working on, I present this list of sentence prompt memes.

Send me a few of these and I’ll write a drabble based off of it, naturally it’ll be a reader insert. Be sure to include which character you’d like.

You can even use them as rp starters/fanfic/whatever.

1) “I’m like 85% sure that’s illegal but sure I’ll help you.”
2) “Don’t wake me up unless there’s a fire and even then don’t.”
3) “I don’t want to talk about them, they give me a headache, and they’re dumb.”
4) “So is that a no on the burning down the place?”
5) “Ok, I may or may not have started an occult.”
6) “Alright but you gotta promise you’re not gonna be mad if I tell you what happened.”
7) “Explain to me what exactly possessed you into thinking this was a good idea?”
8) “Just for that I’m gonna have to remember to kick your ass twice as hard.”
9) “It’s 3 in the morning, why is it always 3 in the morning when you call me?!”
10) “You meme loving fuck.”
11) “You say that like it’s supposed to be offensive.”
12) “Wanna know how many fucks I give? Negative six, you owe ME fucks to give.”
13) “I don’t see the problem…what…oooh you’re talking about the fires.”
14) “I love you but if you play that song one more time I will strangle you.”
15) “Those dead bodies were here before I even got here…well like half of them but that’s details.”
16) “So the apocalypse started and I may have had a hand in starting it, so um sorry?”
17) “If you get arrested I’ll bail you out…pfft let’s be real I’ll probably be in the holding cell with you.”
18) “How the actual hell did you manage to cause this much trouble in 5 minutes?!”
19) “Why is there someone tied up in the backseat of my car?”
20) “This is why you read contracts before you sign them!”
21) “Uh, there’s someone that’s shitfaced at the door and they say they know you, is it cool if I let them in?”
22) “They say this place is haunted…but I think that’s bullshit.”
23) “The amount of alcohol I’d need to drink to make me forget about this would literally kill me.”
24) “Your daddy issues are a real turn off.”
25) “I’m gonna punch you in the mouth…with my mouth…gently…several times….”

[I’ll add more as time goes on, feel free to add some!]

How the Season 3 reveal played out @ Discord today (nicknames omitted lol)
  • SEASON 3 2018!!!!
  • AAAAAAAKLSNF/FBDF.BFJBFNFNBLF
  • SFSHFJKSDFHJDSHFKSDFHKDJSHFKJDSHFKJHDFJKHDSFHLA
  • PERFECT
  • IM FUCKING CRYI NG
  • 2018 2018 20118
  • one hour one hour
  • WAIT WHAT
  • omg
  • IM NOT THERE YET
  • SEASON 3 GUYS
  • 2018!?
  • WAIT
  • SEASON 3 IS 2018!!!!!!!!!!
  • AKJSFHASFH
  • ARE YOU SERIOUSY?!
  • UH
  • wergsaesdsfgfdhgfjHT
  • WHERE
  • FUCK YES
  • TWITTER!?
  • IM IN TEARS
  • WHERE
  • HAWERSKFLGNGHFAEGWT[]
  • AKJSHFKJLASHFLASKF
  • i gotta ditch y'all and run to skype
  • IT WAS AFTER THE CREDITS
  • IF YOU WATCHED ON WATCH SNK.NET IT WAS AFTER THE CREDITS!!!!!!
  • are you guys fucking serious???? 2018?????
  • whatWHAT
  • YES1
  • s3 is 2018 defintiely!?
  • Hellooooo
  • YES
  • DEFINTIELY?
  • ummm did we get erwin collapsing on the wall?
  • ABSOLUTELY?!
  • YUUUUP
  • POSTIIVELT!?
  • WHY DID I MISS IT
  • YES!
  • OMGOGMOGAMASDFOHKSGFTH"LAGf wqeagsreti AM YELLING
  • okay guys so I opened Tumblr and saw only one spoiler
  • I'm dying and collapsing
  • SKLAJFHSKAFH
  • DID THEY TEVEAL ZDKE
  • IM SOOO EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • I GOT SPOILEDJFC
  • you wanna see my horrible screenshot *beep*
  • THEY DID
  • *beep* WERE GETTING SEASON 3 NEXT YEAR
  • YES WE SAW ZEKE AND HIS DANK ASS
  • *beep* is gonna die
  • BITCH YOU KNOW IT
  • IT WAS SO FAST WE COULDNT SCREENSHOT
  • I AM DYING ALREADYI AM DEAD
  • I JUST READ ONE LINEOMFGWAS MY HUSBAND HANDSOME
  • I AM FUCKINGYELLING
  • AJAJSHSHDHDHDHDJD
  • I AM DYING HERE
  • *beep*
  • I AM YELLGIN
  • FUCK
  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  • THANK YOU
  • I AMCRYNG
  • LNFBJNFBNFLBNFLBNFL
  • ITS REAK
  • I AM CRYING
  • *beep* HOLD ME
  • OMFGDADDYYYY
  • HOLDS *beep*
  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I HAVE NEVER
  • I'm legit crying fuck fuckkjhgskdgshmdgsh
  • UPRISING
  • NNSJSJSJSJSNAKKSJDJDKC
  • OMGOMGOMGOMG
  • ANDJDJSJNDJDKSNSJXKCKSNANKDJCKSJSNX
  • ME TOO *beep*
  • AKNSNSNSNDJDJSNSNDJXJAKKSPSJSND
  • ajajjsjsjdhdhdh
  • SOWNSNNDJDJWJSJXJSNDPDOSNSJDODS
  • ZEKEEEEEEEE
  • IL CRYING TOOJNSDKJDSKJNVSKD
  • i am tearing up
  • ZEKEEEEEE
  • like LEGIMITALY
  • IM CRYING IN HAPPINESSSSSSSS
  • EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
  • MY MOMs next to me io hope she doesn't think i lost it
  • ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKK
  • IM SO HAPPY SEASON 3 IS HAPPENING THANK FUCK
  • I AM CRYING JFC
  • I broke my fucking caps lock button lmfao
  • ME TOO
  • I'M CRYINGSJFKSFKSK
  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFINALLY
  • lmao
  • WE GOT BEARDWIN. WE GOT OORDINATE, WE GOT ZEKE, WE GOT SEASON 3 NWS
  • i literally broke it
  • *beep*NNNNNNN
  • the light won't turn off lmao
  • omg *beep*it's worth it
  • OKAY NOWI NEED TO LEAVE THOS CHANNEL BC IT IS DARK AND FULL OF SPOILERS
  • alright folks, that was a lovely episode, bedtime orz
  • don't die from excitement and crying
  • SEE YOU ALL IN AN HOUR
  • FASDFKJAHSDFKJASGFJASGFKHASGFHJ
  • DON'T DIE
  • akakskjsjsjdjndjdndjdnddkI PROBABLY WILLMy heart can't handle bearwin and beast daddy in same ep
  • sAHFJASGFH
  • I MIGHT NOT EVEN GET TO WATCH IT IN AN HOUR SHSBSB UGH
  • i can't believe i broke my caps lock button lmfao
  • I WANNA CRY
  • this computer is not even half a year old
  • ending card btw
  • jsdfhbaksjhfg
  • You snk'd too hard *beep*
  • BUT OMG SEASON 3 YO
  • OMG BEAUTIFUL
  • SEASONTHREE
  • NDJJSDJJZ UGHDJNSDNJDC
  • TWENTY EIGHTEEN
  • THIS ENDING CARD IS EVERYTHING
  • ED CARD?WHA IS IT
  • SCROLL UP
  • SAFDSAFJHASDGFJ
  • IM CRYING AND I HAVENT EVEN SEEN THE FUCKING EPISODE
  • SEASON 3ASKFJHASKJFHSDREAM COME TRUE
  • NOW I CAN STOP ANSWERING PEOPLE WHO ARE WORRIED ABOUT WHETHER WE ARE GETTING IT OR NOT LMFAO
  • sajsfgjaskhfgasgfLOL *beep*
  • i feel so blessedseason 3
  • YESAHHHH
  • 1 year
  • FINALLY
  • ITS BEEN 84 YEARS
DRAGGING THE SIGNS
  • -Please also check MOON & DOMINANT-
  • Aries: just because you talk loud doesn't mean you're right.
  • You are very aggressive and stubborn but you can't even make a valid point.
  • Please stop acting like you "just attract drama" and "can't help it"
  • Because you create the drama and like attention ffs just be honest
  • Taurus: You are so fucking stubborn.
  • To be honest it's a pain in the ass, please learn to act less like a brat and accept that you can't be right every time.
  • Also stop acting like you are a saint, because that act doesn't really work for you.
  • Gemini: oh my lord. Fucking hypocrites, like I can't even.
  • For example; You'll get mad when someone talks shit about you
  • But when you talk shit about them it's ok?
  • You aren't God jfc, get over yourself
  • Also control your mood swings, you're confusing as fuck and that's why no one gets you
  • So fix that and stop complaining about how you and your feelings are being "misunderstood"
  • Cancer: So so so so sensitive,
  • Like it's one of your best traits but also your worst
  • You cry about everything and you always act like you're the victim.
  • Maybe it works when you're 5 but when you're all grown up people will just see you as childish and immature.
  • Playing the victim won't help you in the real world.
  • Leo: hm i don't even know where to start, you are soooo full of yourself
  • You make friends to stay relevant and when you're done with them you just drop them.
  • You are kinda loud just like Aries.
  • you'll tell someone they are pretty and as soon as they turn around you'll just make fun of them
  • Virgo: you guys always want to be in control of all kinds of projects.
  • You like to have everything clean, neat and figured out.
  • You'll boil up your irritations when someone doesn't do something your way or "the right way" and then just explode and complain about everything
  • It isn't healthy and you come off as rude and unthankful.
  • Libra: You can be so two faced, honestly you're everything that the gemini gets hated for, and most people don't even realise it.
  • You act like you're so holy but talk mad shit and create soooo much drama, but somehow manage to stay out of it?
  • Scorpio: You have terrible mood swings.
  • And it's because you act tougher than you are, but you can't keep up the facade
  • You'll act all strong and shit and like you don't have any feelings.
  • But when you're all alone you could cry yourself to sleep.
  • The most sensitive of all the signs
  • Please stop hiding it because this whole tough and no emotions act makes you look unapproachable, nobody wants to be friends with some mechanic robot with unbreakable walls around them
  • Sagittarius: You are really what people say.
  • You just don't give a single shit about anyone's feelings except your own.
  • You'll pick out someone and make them love you because it's just for "fun", but as soon as they'll say the 3 words you just flee and go onto the next one.
  • You can drop the important people in your life without a single second of doubt, you're so impulsive
  • Watch out because you'll regret it
  • Capricorn: cold shits, you are almost incapable of loving.
  • You don't focus on the people around you, people are here for you
  • And all you do is put them aside to do the things that you want.
  • Every step you take is to reach another and higher destination.
  • But one day all of that will fade away and you'll be all alone because you ignored the ones that loved you and pushed them aside
  • Aquarius: You want to be unique so fucking bad.
  • No one is allowed to do something you do or steal something you already did.
  • Everyone else is boring and not good enough and basic.
  • You cut people off as soon as they say or do anything unoriginal.
  • You look down on people and it's not attractiv, stop it please you aren't God
  • Pisces: Every sweet thing you do is fake.
  • It's just to make people feel bad for you as soon as you fuck up (and you fuck up a lot)
  • As soon as someone gets mad at you you'll curl up into a little ball and act like they're the bad guy
  • They hurt you, you did all those things for them.
  • You're the type to make people feel bad for you being an asshole
  • stop being sweet to people without really caring about the
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  • -and as always reblog for more
okay guys let’s make a rule

I have a limit to everything.

in this case, discussing fascists on an even level with their opponents.

if you have anything to say such as

  • putting lepen on the same level as her opponent as in ‘they’re the same thing’
  • ‘okay but she’s just as bad as -’
  • ‘they’re all the same’
  • ‘she can’t be worse than -’
  • ‘you don’t understand her policies’

you can save your time and avoid actually informing me of that because I don’t think fascists should even be engaged in political discussion never mind being taken seriously as a political force or anything of the kind

so for the love of whatever deity you believe in if you do, spare me from the fucking lepen discourse because I draw the line at even giving self-proclaimed fascists more recognition than strictly necessary and considering them on an even level with their non-fascist opponents thank you

  • Yoongi: *tosses Jimin car keys* Let's go for a drive
  • Jimin: Where to?
  • Yoongi: Anywhere, nowhere, let's just drive
  • Taehyung: You can't drive to nowhere, that's redundant
  • Namjoon: Do you even know the definition of 'redundant'?
  • Taehyung: I redundon't
  • Jungkook: Actually, I just googled it and there's a Nowhere in England and another in Oklahoma
  • Hoseok: OH LET'S GO TO ENGLAND C'MON LADS LOL
  • Yoongi: *visibly agitated*
  • Jin: If you're going out stop at the store we need milk
  • Jimin: How about the beach?
  • Taehyung: Bitch?
  • Jimin: No, beach
  • Yoongi: *takes his keys back* this is why I'm asleep all the time jfc

anonymous asked:

Since several people, myself included, noted similarities between your fic and P&P, I'm just imagining Viktor confessing to Yuuri, and Yuuri having the same shocked/confused expression as Elizabeth in the 2005 movie when Darcy first confesses to Elizabeth. Like "I can't process this, what's happening???"

I still can’t believe it took me so long to notice the similarities between Rivals and P&P aka one of my all-time favourite books (the dancing Rey, you even had dancing! How did you miss that jfc). But I can guarantee if a confession from Viktor had gone down in an earlier chapter Yuuri’s reaction would have played out almost identically to Elizabeth’s.

And for people who haven’t read/seen P&P I’m talking about between 0.42- 0.52 and 3.27- 4.00 in this video (the scene doesn’t fit exactly but those bits pretty much do)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1R-Zg5es7mg

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Okay so I thought for once I might have a normal play through in Skyrim but no, Kameo is just problematic. So it starts with Kameo killing Arnbjorn (she was extremely pissed he cut Cicero) then she dumps the body in the lake right…(lol nope!) but I thought she got away with it because in the last save I played her in, it didn’t happen, So I got to Cicero and Remained Silent because by Sithis him saying I get it. BUT THEN HE’S LIKE NAUGHTY NAUGHTY LISTENER. So I go back to the Sanctuary and Astrid starts nagging about the rules. BUT AS I’M WALKING IN THE MAIN ROOM FUCKING ARNBJORN’S BODY IS RIGHT THERE AND LUCIEN IS GOING ON ABOUT PURIFICATION (which was what I was doing. Thanks Oblivion Lucy). So finally I pay the fine and talk to Astrid. “ARNBJORN IS SAFE”. ASTRID HAVE YOU LOOKED IN THE FUCKING MAIN ROOM YET BECAUSE I HAVE SOMETHING SHOCKING TO TELL YOU. Click the pictures for Kameo’s (inner) and outer dialogue.

Through FFXV as a shipper

Or how I’m up to any pairing despite having a fav one. and how I found it.


Anything Ignis says/does to/for Noctis: Awman, I so ship this.

Longwythe convo between Noct and Prompto: *sniffle* Prompto you sweetheart you’re my new baby. I ship this <3.

Gladio catching the coin thrown towards Noct: Hm, I ship that.

Gladio rescuing Noct/catching him and protecting him at Cauthess: Holyshitmyshiningarmorknight I SO ship this.

Ignis and Prompto are on their own and don’t show me what they do: …I ship that too.

Ignis showing himself stupidly loyal to Noct: I SO ship this.

Prompto sings victory fanfare and Gladio laughs (does in Japanese audio): Cute. Ship them :)

Small Ignis + Gladio interactions: …I think I ship them?

Ignis offers sewing Noct’s clothes: He’s more like a mom but I still ship it.

Gladio stands between Noct and Ravus: HE’S SO GAY I ship this.

Prompto slaps Noct’s butt: I ship thiiiiis.

Gladio asking Noct for camp tours: He’s more like a dad but I still ship it.

Chapter 10 beginning and the way Gladio treats Ignis along it: …Kay, that’s it, they’re my fave now. 

Noct on if he was worried for Prompto: Kkkkwwwwweeeeeee I ship thiiiisssss.

Chapter 11 and the rest of the game on Gladio taking care of Ignis: THAT’S IT, I’VE COME UP WITH MY NEW OTP AND I LOVE THEM JFC YES <3 

anonymous asked:

Headcanon: By the end of the story, Levy actually has Lucy's unfinished novel and the one who concluded her work after her best friend d-di-es.. (I can't say it) When Lucy is narrating on some part of the series, we thought she might just be reminiscing her life after she joins FT but it's actually Levy who reads her story & knowing Lucy's thoughts of the guild put her to tears and misses her best friend even more 😭

JFC ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME