jfc how are you all real



Because I have it up to HERE with all the people on this fucking trash site that keep shitting on YOI the anime and its staff because the ending didn’t meet their WESTERN’s expectation of how a “real gay relationship should be represented”

@ People that STILL say YOI is queerbaiting and the staff are silencing YOU just because they didn’t show the final with a wedding or ANOTHER kiss: Read

i hate the “abuse victim becomes an abuser/villain” trope and if that happens to credence i will personally fist fight JKR,,

i’m tired of abused people (kids, especially) having to see these characters and identify with them only to see that they turn out just as bad or worse than who hurt them,,,,, it’s so discouraging to see (speaking as a survivor) like,, can you imagine dreaming of a better life and wanting to see that played out in a character, but instead every single fucking writer makes them into a bad guy!!!! and the only thing is that they get a “tragic backstory” it pisses me off so much!! there are too many characters like that, even just in harry potter, so i’m just like begging JKR to please not do that again. we’ve seen it enough.

not to mention the endless possibilities you have to show that character overcome what they’ve been through and just?? give them a life that ends happier than it began. to show everyone that people are more than their pasts or that “tragic backstories.” there’s just so much you can do with that, and like it’s so unoriginal and boring to stick with such an outdated, discouraging, and upsetting trope. you can make a truly original, innovative, and moving character if you just stop using that stupid, overused trope!!!! it’s that simple.

what happens to credence matters, whether you care about his character or not, because it speaks so much to people (children) in similar situations watching this movie…. it matters because it shows how people tend to view victims of abuse. and jfc this should go without saying but all abuse victims matter, and we need to really talk about them and stop giving them half-hearted stories, or stories that we see repeated across genres, franchises, mediums of art/expression…. give varied stories, give nuanced stories, give us real people going through things that really happen.

and please don’t let credence be forgotten among those characters.

anonymous asked:

RFA boys + V with MC being a teacher and all that comes with it. Like, for older kids a specialized knowledge about a certain subject and knowing teen stuff, and with little kids being up on all the latest "kid" things and always looking at (cont)

(Cont) toys and picture books and singing silly songs. And of course, the grading and lesson planning and kids who give problems and stress that comes on top of that. But she really really loves being a teacher and won’t give it up.

(Combined because of similarity!!)

A/N: These requests are so pure and I enjoy them so much but ive never seen how a teacher prepares for anything so i went based on what a few things teacher friends/my dad told me and how i interact with my siblings and stuff ;A; ~Admin 404


           -The two of you act like such kids yourselves, but he absolutely loves it, you teach younger children and he can see how soft and sweet you are to them!

           -He actually enjoys some of the cool kid gadgets you check out for your class

           -That cool robo-dog toy? He wants one now


           -He’s actually sat in on a few classes of yours his butt actually fits in the little kid chairs

           -The little tikes love him to death! They like to tease him about dating you

           - though they all think he’s a kid too just in a higher grade ;A;

           -But sometimes kids can get rowdy, and he knows this

           -When you come home stressed out, from kids misbehaving, he’s always there to lighten the mood! Tells you stories from when he was a kid, full of silly sound effects, and he’s even borrowed picture books from his mum to show you childhood pictures! It embarrasses him sometimes, but he knows that you enjoy the imaginations children have so it can’t hurt to tell you, right?

           - also lowkey shows up around snack time when he visits because he freaking loVES THE JUICE BOXES AND COOKIES MC CAN HE HAVE SOME TOO


           -He knows how difficult teaching can be, his parents were teachers

           -SUPER. HYPED. When he found out that you’re a HIGH SCHOOL DRAMA TEACHER come on y'all i saw the chance so i took it

           -You actually went to school!!!! For acting!!! That’s amazing! He’s a natural so he didn’t have to

           -He tries to come to your class at least once a week to give the students some tips (since he’s in the field and semi-famous and all)


           -He dropped out of school and had bad experience with teachers so he was actually really iffy about your job at first

           -But the first time he watched you shine because of your passion for helping these teens, he knew you belonged in this career

           -But when you come home from a long day of teens being….well….teens, he feels so bad

           -He was a rebellious teen so he thinks he can help talk to them about listening and respecting everything you try to do for them he kept them for two class periods one day lecturing them about how much respect you deserve and the kids all literally cried and hugged you at the end of it jfc zen what did you sAY TO THEM

           -Always there to wipe away your tears, whether they be of joy or sadness, when your class puts on plays. You’re proud of your students but he’s always 10x more proud of you because heY MC YOU DID THAT, LOOK



           -She thinks it’s so cool because!!!! The two of you can both really appreciate literature

           -It’s like a personal little book club between the two of you, always talking about themes and deeper meanings

           -Not to mention she lives for the drama you over hear in your classroom come on we all live for gossip every now and then dont judge me or jaehee and you can teach her all of the younger lingo which she uses to understand a few of the interns at work

           -When you’ve been up for hours trying to grade papers, she’s always there to help with them

           -Mainly because she wants to avoid you bashing your head against the table because they’re all writing the same things over and over again

           -If she comes across something she’s unsure about in her readings you’re the first person she asks

           -Love love loves helping you pick which books your students are going to analyze next

           -Not to mention!!! You always have all the newest books in almost any genre because of your job and!!! She always has something new to read!!!!

           -If your day was rough though, she’s got coffee at the ready for you, the two of you are going to sit down and just rant about anything and everything that happened because hey kids can be stupid, she’s not gonna tell on you for pointing out the obvious


           -He finds it absolutely adorable when you come home covered in paint, glitter, marker, you name it

           -Calls you his masterpiece what a sap

           -Not used to being around kids but he visits your kids as often as possible


           - they paint kitty whiskers on his face sometimes and you’ve never seen him smile bigger

           -They once asked him to build a tower out of blocks with them and he took over the entire project, made a replica of the C&R building

           -When the two of you are at home, though, he refuses to admit he enjoys it there with the kids. Complains about paint on his white shirt, why are kids to loud, they’re so energetic what the heck, etc etc

           -Always buying cool new toys and craft things for your classroom- he knows how teachers are paid and he just wants to help out. For you. Not for the kids. its totally for the kids dont let him fool you

           -He never really knows how to comfort you if you come home from a hard day with your class, so he usually sits with your head resting against him. He listens to you rant about everything that happened, running his hand through your hair to let you know he’s listening.

           -Never ONCE has he asked you to quit your job. He thinks teachers are important and should be treasured, and he sees how happy the kids make you every day- he could never ask you to give that up but hey mc if you ever wants kids of your own, he’s got you, wink wonk


           -Teacher? lmao what’s that not everyone is a freaking genius saeyoung shUT UP


           -You were a high school computer science teacher, and hello MC i could be of service saeyoung pls

           -He came in as a guest speaker one day and none of the students could keep up with what he was saying??? What’s all of this?? Mr. Choi can you please dumb down the lesson???

           -By the end of class though, everyone (including him) were just drawing stupid pictures on MS paint sigh

           -He’s actually really excited that you teach computers to teenagers!! Computers are great, MC!!! You can teach them to hack! no saeyoung thats not what i do, thats you

           -Sometimes he’ll play dumb and ask you for help with his computer just to hear your teacher voice (it doesnt work often because you KNOW he knows what’s wrong)

           -“MC, you can be the teacher and I’ll play the naughty student *eyebrow wiggle*” he walks in with a plaid skirt and knee high socks what a fucking doRK

           -There are days that the kids just don’t listen and do whatever they want, and it frustrates you to no end. Some of them were wrestling and broke a monitor once, and you had to call Saeyoung, break down and cry on your lunch break. He’s always there at the end of the day with blanket forts and HBC to get you away from all electronics even for a little while

           -The next day though, he hacks into all the computers in your classroom and scares the students into paying attention because what person doesn’t freak out when someone starts listing their personal information on their screen???


           -High school dance teacher?

           -Are you his soulmate MC because it’s really feeling like it

           -He’s a dancer himself! (though he doesnt practice it often)

           -So he always offers to be your partner on days you’re teaching couple’s dances!

           -He can tell how much effort and passion you put into helping these kids learn the art

           -You absolutely radiate warmth and excitement if your class holds a recital


           -But kids will be kids, which means sometimes there are attitudes thrown around

           -Some days you feel as if you get no respect, and they do whatever they want to do, and it breaks not only your heart but your spirit as well and he will not stand for it

           -He’s very good at lecturing, and seeming nice with a threatening undertone. So when he catches something like this happening, you can bet he’s in front of the class, pouring his heart out about how much respect you deserve for all of your hard work and they shape up real quick every time this happens. So he kisses you on the forehead and lets you keep teaching <3


           -You work with little kids all day?

           -Why would you wanna do that to yourself jfc

           -You’re always looking at cute, kid crafts and he kind of wants to try them but he’ll never tell you that

           -Very very afraid to visit your class because? He’s scary, he doesn’t want the little kids to be afraid of him

           -But they WEREN’T. AT ALL. He could feel his heart melting at how much they actually liked him like holy crap MC i wanna come visit every day


           -The two of you are the power team at story time, everyone is completely enthralled with the story, voices, and how you act them out

           -When you first told him that you were a teacher for little kids, it made complete sense to him. You’re so sweet and kind and patient and bubbly and it just cliCKED WOW MC YOU ARE A TEACHER

           -But kids have tantrums, and short attention spans, and they’re very stubborn, so if you have a rough day, you actually have to calm him down instead saeran you cant threaten the children its okay im just tired ill be fine

           -The two of you have naps on those rough days, he’ll rub your shoulders to help you relax, and he actually goes out of his way to look up things for your lesson plan the next day!

How Kuroo caught Kenma. [x]

I blame @suggestivescribe for this. ‘cause I’m a sucker for all their wonderful works. Like. Real sucker. All thoses fic are fucking amazing, jfc.

  • what she says: i'm fine
  • what she really means: listen I have so much to say about shaolin fantastic like when he is first introduced he is this absolutely idealised streed-god and the kids think he’s a great fighter and extremely rich and everyone aspires to be like him and he combines the profound art that dizzee loves with the superhero mystique and kick-ass that boo-boo wants and then we meet him and he is this lonely, dirt-poor orphan boy. he doesn’t live in warlord territory because he’s brave, he does it because he has no other place to go, he loses absolutely every material thing he owns in the fire just when he thinks things will get better for him, the only person that has ever been a parent to him is grandmaster flash and he loses faith in shao!!! and don’t get me started how he continuously has to humiliate and prostitute himself for annie and when you pay attention you can see him do all these kung fu moves and spins even when he is all alone and he calls himself the ladykilling romantic seconds after saying that he thinks love is a terrible thing and i think it all just goes to show that shao has absolutely nothing to hold onto in life and that’s why he takes the myth that was created around him and lives in it because it gives him security like jfc nobody even knows his real name, the only identity this kid has is the one constructed by his comic- and kung fu-infused brain and marvelling strangers, please somebody help shaolin fantastic
  • -Please also check MOON & DOMINANT-
  • Aries: just because you talk loud doesn't mean you're right.
  • You are very aggressive and stubborn but you can't even make a valid point.
  • Please stop acting like you "just attract drama" and "can't help it"
  • Because you create the drama and like attention ffs just be honest
  • Taurus: You are so fucking stubborn.
  • To be honest it's a pain in the ass, please learn to act less like a brat and accept that you can't be right every time.
  • Also stop acting like you are a saint, because that act doesn't really work for you.
  • Gemini: oh my lord. Fucking hypocrites, like I can't even.
  • For example; You'll get mad when someone talks shit about you
  • But when you talk shit about them it's ok?
  • You aren't God jfc, get over yourself
  • Also control your mood swings, you're confusing as fuck and that's why no one gets you
  • So fix that and stop complaining about how you and your feelings are being "misunderstood"
  • Cancer: So so so so sensitive,
  • Like it's one of your best traits but also your worst
  • You cry about everything and you always act like you're the victim.
  • Maybe it works when you're 5 but when you're all grown up people will just see you as childish and immature.
  • Playing the victim won't help you in the real world.
  • Leo: hm i don't even know where to start, you are soooo full of yourself
  • You make friends to stay relevant and when you're done with them you just drop them.
  • You are kinda loud just like Aries.
  • you'll tell someone they are pretty and as soon as they turn around you'll just make fun of them
  • Virgo: you guys always want to be in control of all kinds of projects.
  • You like to have everything clean, neat and figured out.
  • You'll boil up your irritations when someone doesn't do something your way or "the right way" and then just explode and complain about everything
  • It isn't healthy and you come off as rude and unthankful.
  • Libra: You can be so two faced, honestly you're everything that the gemini gets hated for, and most people don't even realise it.
  • You act like you're so holy but talk mad shit and create soooo much drama, but somehow manage to stay out of it?
  • Scorpio: You have terrible mood swings.
  • And it's because you act tougher than you are, but you can't keep up the facade
  • You'll act all strong and shit and like you don't have any feelings.
  • But when you're all alone you could cry yourself to sleep.
  • The most sensitive of all the signs
  • Please stop hiding it because this whole tough and no emotions act makes you look unapproachable, nobody wants to be friends with some mechanic robot with unbreakable walls around them
  • Sagittarius: You are really what people say.
  • You just don't give a single shit about anyone's feelings except your own.
  • You'll pick out someone and make them love you because it's just for "fun", but as soon as they'll say the 3 words you just flee and go onto the next one.
  • You can drop the important people in your life without a single second of doubt, you're so impulsive
  • Watch out because you'll regret it
  • Capricorn: cold shits, you are almost incapable of loving.
  • You don't focus on the people around you, people are here for you
  • And all you do is put them aside to do the things that you want.
  • Every step you take is to reach another and higher destination.
  • But one day all of that will fade away and you'll be all alone because you ignored the ones that loved you and pushed them aside
  • Aquarius: You want to be unique so fucking bad.
  • No one is allowed to do something you do or steal something you already did.
  • Everyone else is boring and not good enough and basic.
  • You cut people off as soon as they say or do anything unoriginal.
  • You look down on people and it's not attractiv, stop it please you aren't God
  • Pisces: Every sweet thing you do is fake.
  • It's just to make people feel bad for you as soon as you fuck up (and you fuck up a lot)
  • As soon as someone gets mad at you you'll curl up into a little ball and act like they're the bad guy
  • They hurt you, you did all those things for them.
  • You're the type to make people feel bad for you being an asshole
  • stop being sweet to people without really caring about the
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  • -and as always reblog for more

TAZ Commitment: Ep1

Y'all I am so READY

–First, this theme song is so perfect and so superhero-y Griffin you fucking crushed

–Please let Clint be my internet father

–I’m crying Griffin please don’t be hurt by your own backseat DM-ing

–“If the driver of the car is some sort of baby…” GRIFFIN

–Stop making FUN of your DAD he worked HARD on this map

–“I do a murder” I hate Griffin oh my god

–Immediately I’m thinking of 26000 ways Griffin can use the “allergic to peanuts” aspect

–“That’s not really an aspect, that’s just a fact”

–Nice let’s start out by getting shit-faced

–Hey in all seriousness it’s still SO clear Clint has put a lot of work into this campaign and I hope the boys stop teasing him enough to let him make this something cool

–I am very bad at recognizing what stuff looks like just from hearing it but I’m glad to have spent 78 years of my life hearing about this party room

–Hey what an awful fucking table just three new guys and their bosses?

–Nadiya is requesting a song I’m shaking with anticipation

–STOP it’s so CUTE

–Hey fuck I really love Irenes voice Justin are you even capable of letting me down

–“No” Travis I’m begging you if you love me at all give Nadiya a real character voice god please

–I’m crying at Remy and Irene God I am immediately obsessed

–Hey I’m weeping I love Justin thank god I need character voices ASAP

–“They call ‘em sliders, there’s a name for ‘em”

–T R A V I S. Nadiya… she’s so much i want to like her but oh gosh I miss Magnus

–I really do like Remy, though, like Griffin has made me laugh out loud multiple times already

–I’m maybe thinking of listening to the first episode of Here There Be Gerblins so I can remember that the THB didn’t immediately own my ass. I’m determined to like these heroes who don’t like each other.

–“Ten is my favorite” Hey I love Irene

–“Hath? When was this… okay…” I fucking lost it

–I can’t believe Clint almost made them read those rules I’m dying

–“With my… adult… hand….” GOD

–Remy has at least 1 fidget spinner, is that an aspect

–The Remy v Nadiya debate will eventually kill me

–“Oh, see I was gonna say cult” I’m back with Nadiya

–Hey how many favorite characters can I love at once because I’m on Team Irene for life

–Remy just wanting to do well on the test is the cutest thing and I love Springheel

–Hey Gray you’re the worst

–For real for real how do they come up with these dope fucking names

–Time for THE TEST

–I ♡ Joe

–Tattoo “God I’ll crush a fucking egg spoon race” on my face

–Lowkey it was very weird when Griffin said “I guess I’m just your best friend now”

–“Time’s a flat circle; see you later”


–I am HYPE for this puzzle

–If I have to remember all these names? I’ll Die

–My boy Trav coming in hot with a -1

–My boy Griff coming in hot with a 0 jfc

–“I shoot it at her beach– I mean, I shoot it at her west palm… her left palm?” G R I F F I N

–Heck yeah that’s a 3 I’m so gladddddd Justin is the only one who can roll

–I’m sorry did Clint McElroy just say “Great googa-mooga?”

–Flannigan is a girl and she’s also my wife that’s the tea babes

–I spit out my tea when Clint said “fucker” I cannot abide by this

–Nadiya doesn’t like Remy but he still made sure Irene was watching out

–Oh my GOD Nadiya what a badass speech

–I’m obsessed with the concept of Nadiya being a huge Katrina and the Waves fan

–Justin’s quiet “hell yeah” at Clint’s character voice is the biggest mood of my day, how about yours?

–Hey I love the contents of Remy’s wallet

–Flannigan is a girl and Abbey is a boy and honestly I love Clint’s naming process how does he do it

–YES they did it

–Hey Irene is SO good Irene is my WIFE


–Taako had his umbra-staff, Magnus had his goldfish, Merle has his Xtreme Teen Bible, Remy has his sliders….

–”I… think I’m good on skin.” Griffin you are just coming in Hot with these one-liners, huh?

–YO they have to be together in order to have powers Clint you are so so smart

–Is “Is that mandatory” the new catchphrase cuz I’m down

–”We are about to make you Gods” is the coolest shit but also does not do much to imply this is not a cult lmao

I hate listening to this biweekly I’m so annoyed fucking see y’all in November I guess I’m so excited and I love my troubled kids

anonymous asked:

jfc Sab what's wrong with you?? praising the 1st real interview that the boys had since they came to the states??? why would you hype the shit out of it?? why bring attention to the good thing that happen? must be for personal gain right? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ to hype something the fandom has been literally asking and hoping for why would you try and spread the word and be excited by and actually want to person to know how much we appreciate it??? but yeah personal gain

you caught me~ god how could I be so transparent! all for personal gain smh you know it

It is so


incredibly gross and disturbing that there are so many fans ‘shipping’ the real actors for Richie and Eddie from the new IT movie, and harassing them about it, that the kids actually had to step forward and say that they were uncomfortable with it.

They’re kids. Preteens, whatever technical term you want to use. The bottom line is, and always has been, you do not ship real people.

Because there are consequences. Ramifications. It’s creepy. It’s disrespectful. These are real people. You’re making them uncomfortable. They have their own lives. They were having a good time being playful and lighthearted and people took it as an opportunity to…ship underage kids.

And now, instead of backing off and apologizing out of, gee, I dont know, respect? You guys call it ‘queerbaiting’??

Are you serious?

You cannot ship real people ‘respectfully’. You just dont do it.  And this is ignoring the gigantic elephant in the room about their age. JFC they’re 14. Come on.

Instead of getting up in arms and pissy about how the very kids you ship are unhappy about your choices, maybe realize that you’ve all now made these two young boys feel they cant be playful or comfortable with one another without hordes of fans screaming about how they want to have sex.

Weekly Fanfic Recommendations 139

Originally posted by ohbaibeeitsyou

jfc, this scene got me praying to the heavens because oml, taehyung just looks so ethereal???? are you real????? tbh all of them do, why are we living in the same planet 

anyway heres another fic rec wahuuu 

lets start~

1) Silky embrace of a beast 

by @taeniasis

a jungkook x y/n fic 

oneshot ( i think ahHH )

brothel au 

you could say you visited the brothel more than once but somehow youre always found by jungkook who knew how to rile you up especially when he called you ‘bambi’ 

2) Do you understand?

by @melaninstoryteller

a namjoon x y/n fic 


namjoon was assigned to tutor you in math, frankly at first, you weren’t fond of it but as he decides to have a reward system or every test and exam makes you look forward to the sessions even more 

3) Maybe Next Time

by @taeverie

a jimin x y/n fic oneshot 

sequel to until next time

you were finally seeing jimin in real life after those relentless nights on Skype and basically the cyber world when he wanted a small favour 

4) All that is gold

by @jheartseok

a taehyung x y/n fic 


roommate au, sugar baby au 

you never really questioned as to why taehyung had all these expensive gifts especially since the last month, he could barely afford to pay the rent and so you finally found out that he was none other than a sugar baby which you kinda took it to your advantage in a way 

note: this fic is part of the sub bts collab between @sugajpg , @jheartseok , @taeverie , @pantaemonium , @floralseokjin , @itsrainingmin and @seoulscapes 

5) Im not sorry

by @bxebxee

a jungkook x y/n fic 


6) Games

by @btssmutgalore

a taehyung x y/n fic 


roommate au 

taehyung wants to try something new with you and frankly he wouldnt ask you if he didnt trust you enough

7) Being the Black Door

by @bangtans-baby

a namjoon x y/n x yoongi fic 


you knew what was behind the black door yet somehow you are always riled up to be in there 


8) Birthday Wish

by @bts-dontknowher

a jungkook x y/n fic 


somehow jungkook makes your birthday wish come true, not that you were complaining 

this is all for this fic rec, another one up soon~

to namjoon; a birthday card

this is a post for kim namjoon on his sacred birthday. it is full of light and appreciation and sparkly laughter and happy tears of love for our leader mon, who has guided bts, and its individual members for nearly five years with intelligence, compassion, companionship, and care. there are so many things I have to say, I could create a post longer than the oxford dictionary, but i am exercising all forms of restraint to keep it kind of brief. i hope you enjoy and relate to my lov for eggmon,,, reblog, share, and add to this card to spread all the appreciation for this amazing human on his special day ♡ 

without further ado;

Keep reading

anonymous asked:

how the fuck has it not gotten through your thick skull that san/gbum ans k/s are extremely gross and have impacted mlm and mentally ill people in a fucking awful way?? how,,,the fuc,,,,,, i hope that no mlm or mentally ill person has the misfortune to interact with you irl jfc. why cant you listen to the hoards of people saying how terrible this shit is and have some compassion? i hope one day you can look back on yourself and this and have the good sense to apologize for all your bs. thanks :)

Uh– because it’s fiction, and even though it’s an unhealthy couple I can still ship them because no one is actually being hurt, and me shipping a fictional couple is not at all at the same level of supporting real life abuse.

Ships are not as impactful as you morons make them out to be, they have no hurt gay men nor mentally ill people– they have not, ships aren’t that deep.

I am mentally ill, you twat– I feel bad for anyone who has to interact with your salty, bullying ass.

Listen, I’m gonna look back on this and think– wow, at least I never told someone to commit suicide, that they’re a horrible person just because of the fiction they consume, and act like a manipulative, shameful pig. 

Wanna one’s first vapp:

- jinwhi
- “you take your clothes off a lot” SOMEONE ABOUT DANIEL LIKE ???????? I NEED EXPLANATIONS ABOUT THAT
- Ongniel is their own little world /bless/
- “how to wink” a tutorial by park jihoon
- daehwi’s blessed english
- auntie sungwoon ™️
- fairy jisung ™️

guniorz  asked:


I can’t beLIEVE THIS


  • Nunior is chill about literally everything so when everyone comes home Nunior is just like “Hey guys what’s up why are you looking at me like that”
  • The other Guniors are pissed because Nunior didn’t tell them about it and they all went off with their Dads instead (Noodle is a dad let’s be real). 

Murdoc Niccals:

  • “Fucking rad as hell Nunior nice work” *high fives Nunior*

Stu Pot (2D):

  • 2D is the most responsible parent next to Russel and Noodle but only because Stunior is a fuckin mess
  • He’s mad but also super impressed by the amazing party that Nunior the chill child has thrown

Russel Hobbs:

  • “JFC I can’t believe you’ve done this.” 
  • Russel is just general unphased because of all the shit he’s been put through with the rest of the band


  • “I can’t believe my own child didn’t invite me to this bomb ass party.”
  • She grounds Nunior because they didn’t invite her. And that’s the only reason. Nunior could have just asked to throw a party and she’d have said yes. 

anonymous asked:

Have you even realized how fckn magical you are?? Like you have these letters and u make words with them and with them you make -OUT OF NOTHING- absolutely new stories and situations and give life to the characters we all love and it's all so real and more believable than some canon (ca who?) I CaNnoT DeaL wITh iT??? Like My brain can't observe that u just make them alive. So many storylines and safjhakjfnasf jfc m not making any sense but just U R MAGICAL U KNOW IT, RIGHT??*cries into a pillow*


anonymous asked:

How would you feel if you could roast a god or goddess?

“ I mean really it’s a real honor to be running heaven now! now all the people who have fucked eyebrows, please exit the  premises before i ctrl alt delete you out “ 

“oh yeah hades baby i’m coming for that throne~”

(i hate my handwrighting jfc..kill me but yeah who wants to get roasted??))

It’s been a long time, w/o u my quotes

+i am not your friend
+i am not a furry

‘‘My Mac Daddy Skills are Super Limp’’

‘‘i was just listening to the spice girls and i have to come back to this’’

+i can’t find my titty holder
-Why do i use my time for this

-Guess what
+youre gay?
-yes but
-*whispers in your ear * hexaflexagons

-10/10 date ideas
+If when we met u don’t drag me to a date like that I’ll asume u don’t love me
-*crosses the border into spain * come on babe its time to count down those calories and burn that thigh fat
-ok but when you think about the name ‘‘burn your fat with me’’ could mean 2 totally different things like this could be some innocent workout where youre just getting fit or whatever the fuck but this could just as easily be a ‘lets slice off your leg fat and burn it in a sacrifice to satan bc with the power of love anything is possible. and they say romance is dead’ type thing

+i need all the attention
-bitch accept my love
+i,, eve?
+are you okay
+you just said i love you
-b i t c h accept it

‘‘i have multiple friends i refer to as mom in my contacts and then my actual mom and before i was smart and changed the names i nearlt sent a joke to my actual mom about how i wanted to eat her pussy’’

-Shit they saw the window sex aBORT
-Ripperoni them two
+Dicks? In my window??
-Its more likely than you think

‘‘he gay
the french ones are always gay’’

‘‘I just spammed my mom with middle fingers hi’’

-I’m gonna crawl under a rock and die
-See y’all in hell I guess
+No don’t die
-Too late
-I’m dead inside

-Keiths hard
+hel p i think i saw a blood slurper?
~Keith’s hard
-you ass
+mosquito ::::::::((((

-‘‘Aritmetic love series’’ the only sadism here is the math
+I knew the hexaflexagons had something to do with all of this
-Math is art
~Math is pain
+Life is pain
-Art is pain
~Art is math
#My hair is a mess
~Life is a mess

‘‘Grandma: ‘‘do you want to die, huh?’’
Me internally: yes absolutely I creve death’’

-Tf did I come back to
~we just yelled out the sexual tension
-This is underage I’m gonna go
~i called novi a syrup licking cunt
~and he said he would ‘‘tuck my ass in’’ and then we screamed about how we tought the other was pretty

‘‘I am ready to fight a god.’’

‘‘Texas time I’m coming over to hug you
Don’t question how
Just believe in the yeehaw powers’’

-what rhymes with angel
-wait no
-my name is langel
-it rhymes with
-i like to lick
-what am i doing with my life


-Kiku stop being so fucking edgy jfc
+I’m so edgy I can cut myself on me
-Oh my god

‘‘*gets fucked real hard up the ass * how much sp did you get just then’’

-Rub salt into my wounds like youre up in the Alaskan wilderness, harvesting meat so you can survive the unforgiving winters and manage not to starve. Pound me and grind me untill Im all fine and then wrap me up in plastic before shoving me in a shed for 4 months and slowly eating my remains until Im non existent
+God damnit, you’re turning me on

-Why is your German boyfriend unaware of the existence of trees
+I don’t know
+maybe it’s a German thing?? Maybe they don’t have trees there,,,

-Young love
-I remember when I was young
+I’m a year older than u
-did i fucking stutter

-I’ll just summon a demon on another day uwu
+Eve you are a demon
~Eve is a good demon
-I need to summon an army, baba
-I’ll become the dictator of a country of demons

‘‘Why must you yeehaw’’

‘‘yeehaws from europe’’

-yeehaws from south europe
+yeehaws from north-central europe
~stop yeehaws they’re not even a thing here
-Yeehaws are an European thing now guys
+yeehaws in polish
~No they’re not
+yeehaws in eUrOpeaN
+yes they are

‘‘Also mother asked me if I’m looking for my dream priencess on the beach and yes mom thank you I am gay’’

-I need to go to Walmart today
+Get some wasabi peas 4 me
~Ger some edgy candles for me
+Oo ye

-ya like jazz?
+i ducking love jazz
-That’s rude to ducks
+youre rude to ducks
-Duck you
+id duck you so hard, eve
~God my legs hu- What did i come back to
+oh hi novi why are you awake?
+: )

-if i stay up 2 days with no sleep and then write something 
-how bad can i get
-im already fucking terrible with 1 day of no sleep
-could be interesting
+Ryan you’re gonna stunt your growth
-ive already accepted the fact that im never gonna grow to be a redwood tree

‘‘Been here for 2 seconds and I’ve already destroyed a relationship’’

-Why is post apocalypse Mr. Krabs into bdsm
+why wouldn’t he
~The world is burning,,,,,,,,,,, lets masturbate
-Novi what the actual fuvc
+and they say romance is dead
-It is and you two killed it
+wym we are the most romantic of the romantics sweet and innocent angels
+who did nothing wrong
+get over here you spanish bitch
~I’m already here you American asshole
+we’re proving how romantic we are now shove it up your asshole
~Right after u

+Are you okay
-sorry i turned on a hannah montana playlist and nobodys perfect came on
-this was my shIT

-now baba is really gonna go to jail
-good job novi you idiothole
+shut up Ryan u stupid ass
-you like my stupid ass though
-i just dont like your idiothole
+which one of them
-idk novi why dont you pick you seem to have many holes on your body
+Honestly why are we like this 
-have you decided which hole is your idiothole yet or are you still trying to count them all to make a decent decision
+Ryan is2g
~lowkey laughing because wtf the fuck guys
+Same tbh
-im just sAYING
-novi your name is literally ryan fucker
+I’m not cheating on u w/ another ryan
-theres a spanish ryan i fucking know it
-gonna kill that bitch
+Nah but my psicologist is called Randall
-what an english you did there
+Fuck me up y
-which hole is your y
-im crying o love annoying you
+Well fucc u then
-which hole
+I’m leaving
~I don’t know whether to cry or laugh at your interactions

-yo evvu
+eve my meme bro
-If eve is ur meme bro
-Then what am I
-my bro bro
-meme pardner
~pard n er
-Idk how to feel about this

‘‘idk about you but one of my favorite games when i was 7 was “throw rocks from my driveway at passing cars bc i was raised to be an asshole from birth"’’

‘‘Guys I have resting murder face
I was just chilling looking at my phone and my sister was like ‘‘why do you look like you want to stab someone’’ but ITS JUST MY FACE’’

‘‘Ryan, raised to be a quotable asshole’’

-i am a pure and innocent angel that did nothing wrong
-i was not browsing furries while talking to novi shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
-you have no evidence of this
-: )
-i was curious so i searched for snep on tumblr and of course furries came up?
-so i had to look for scientific reasons only
-it was a check for quality
-nothing else
~Why am I not even surprised

-Why must you do this every time I leave
+,,,,,,, memes

‘‘ok hey the space ponies werent my fault’’

‘‘Everyday I descend more into insanity’’


‘‘i mean ive brought it from ‘i love you’ to ‘hey so like do you ever just wanna scream dick at the top of your lungs in public’’’

-I’m gay
+Hi gay
+I’m Baba
~I’m cant

‘‘,,,,,,i licked it is it enough’’

‘‘mother just asked me if i like jazz and i died’’

‘‘quote me up (quote me up inside)’’

Bonus: I asked for last words and they gave me this

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