Fred and George Weasley || Male reader
“It’s like she’s trying to make my life a living hell! “ [M/n] groans as he throws himself on his four poster bed face first, Fred and George already in their own beds beside his since they didn’t have to spend four hours in Umbridge’s hellish office getting lectured about talking in class. Really, all he did was turn around to ask the person behind if they had an extra quill since his had broken in half but she wouldn’t accept his completely reasonable explanation and instead forced him to listen to her shrill and ugly voice for hours on end.
“She is, mate, she’s definitely trying to make yours and everyone else’s life a living hell and she’s doing a pretty good job of it. “ comes George’s voice from his right, he turns to take a look at the male who was working on a prototype for a joke box he wanted to make.
[M/n] almost fumes “But why is she so horrible to us especially! I don’t know what I did for her to be such a bi- “
“Woah there [N/n], we got first years just a few rooms away from ours, no naughty words. “ teases Fred with a melodic tone from his left, [M/n] let’s out a groan and turns onto his back with a loud sigh before closing his eyes.
“Y’know it’s probably because she hates Harry so much and we’re pretty close to him but either way…. “ mutters George as he abandons his little project and moves over [M/n]’s bed, pushing him a little to get enough space to fit comfortably before wrapping his arms around [M/n]’s waist and holding him there for a moment “Just calm down. Soon enough we’ll leave all this in our rear view and that stupid witch won’t be able to bother us anymore. “
[M/n]’s eyebrows don’t move from their furrowed state despite and soon enough Fred joins them, complaining about being left out and lays his head on [M/n] chest “She’d probably try to murder us if she found out about this. “ laughs Fred
are Fred, “ chuckles [M/n], she already hated heterosexual relationships with a
passions (probably because she could never get laid) so [M/n] didn’t even want
to think about she would do about their relationship should she ever so much as
hear a rumour about it “…say how about we give the ‘wonderful’ professor Umbridge
a little present tomorrow? “
Fred and George locked eyes “You thinking what I’m thinking? “ questioned George.
“Only if you’re thinking what I am. “ answered Fred before they both broke out into a smile.
“You’re both thinking the same thing, she’d be the perfect person to try the U-No-Poo on, right? “ [M/n] smiles along with them.
Rumours have it (the ones started by Fred and George at least) that Delores Umbridge was unable to use the bathroom for two entire weeks after that day and stayed consistently grumpy throughout the whole of it. The twins found the punishment of cleaning up the common rooms for a few weeks all the more worth it considering the mirth it brought to [M/n]’s eyes.