jfc all these tags

Summary:
  • Serbia: woman in a white dress, belting out a power pop ballad
  • Austria: Dreamworks logo tries for a career as a boy band singer
  • Macedonia: Classic pop song and/or political statement about fetuses not counting as people (at least in a ESC setting)
  • Malta: woman in a white dress, belting out a power pop ballad
  • Romania: Yodel, rap, giant cannons - peak Eurovision
  • Netherlands: Coming soon to your mom’s iPod/the end credits of a Diane Keaton movie
  • Hungary: Hungarian hipster rapping with traditional folk dancer backup
  • Denmark: woman in a RED!!!! dress, belting out a power pop ballad
  • Ireland: A Ballad From Ireland - this year a Disney number performed by a smol child
  • San Marino: Your dorky parents embarrassing you by grinding on the dance floor
  • Croatia: An opera singer and a Broadway singer fighting for control over the same body. Possibly homophobic, despite definitely pride-friendly scene decor. Might be a Brony.
  • Norway: Macklemore enslaving Zer0 from Borderlands to bang on a drum to his generic pop beat
  • Switzerland: The Beauty and the Beast live action remake looks great
  • Belarus: woman in a white dress, belting out a power pop ballad singing a happy cute folksong with her awkward brother on one of those Florida boats
  • Bulgaria: Another smol child because like most things Biebermania hasn’t reached Europe until now
  • Lithuania: Kill Bill - the Musical
  • Estonia: Generic Soap Opera - the Musical. Saw Love Love Peace Peace and mistook it for instructions.
  • Israel: Happy beefcake taking a dance break at the gym, who also watched Love Love Peace Peace
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S t r a n g e L i t t l e G i r l s –> a Janstar fanmix

listen to it here (x)

(in case u can’t read the track list)

  1. Sleepover-Hayley Kiyoko
  2. Kiss Me-Sixpence None the Richer
  3. I Miss You-Blink 182
  4. Lovesong-Adele
  5. I Wanna Get Better-Bleachers
  6. Drove Me Wild-Tegan & Sara
  7. Strangle Little Girl-Tori Amos
  8. Us-Regina Spektor
  9. Girls Like Girls-Hayley Kiyoko
  10. Shooting Star-Owl City
  11. Who We Are-Allison Weiss
  12. I Want To Hold Your Hand-T.V. Carpio


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@bitchycollectionfury-78be5e8b here’s Hanzo, the Great Pining Loser

(and genji thought his suffering would be done just because the fic’s over. Ha! I say, Ha!)

I’m just gonna sit in my corner and enjoy Bendy and the Ink Machine for what it is and completely ignore the porn.

Just.  Don’t even bring it in my direction.  Let me have this one thing

Ok but Chris’s handwriting is 👌 and so is Steph’s new haircut.

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170520 Cao Danlu Instagram Update

今天是520 表白一下♥  然后那个啥 我改名字了 现在叫 曹丹露 曹丹露 曹丹露 重要的事情说三遍♥ 你们能叫我新名字三遍吗? 亲 ​​​​♥

Today is 520, so I have a little confession♥  After all this time, I’ve changed my name. I’m now called Cao Danlu Cao Danlu Cao Danlu–they say you should say important things three times♥ Can you call me by my new name three times? Please ​​​​♥ 

[T/N]: 5/20 is considered Confession Day in China

trans cr. fiestarintl
please take out with full credits

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racethewind10 was like three you should make cards and I just think if that responsibility was given to me you’d end up with shitly made, derpy looking faced cards.

Case in point. I shouldn’t be allowed this responsibility. I mean really: