jfc :c

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4/17: Happy birthday to the awesome Madeleine (@suzuyahz)!

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blame it on my a.d.d baby

art: minuiko
edit: holyaphrodite

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I’ve never been good with riddles, and it seems I’m not all that better at drawing Riddlers

Like, seriously, there’s so many options and I couldn’t decide how to draw him yesterday so, I did the next most logical thing of course, and drew many

Last three are @neonjawbone ‘s, @harveydont ‘s, and @hermannco ‘s, I hope you mind that I drew them, they are all great and beautiful Riddlers!

Things I hate about summer/warm weather:

  • the warmth
  • humidity
  • bugs
  • sweating
  • all the PEOPLE walking around aka crossing in front of your car without using the cross walk
  • bugs
  • seriously the sweating
  • Trying to dress while considering the temperatures outside/in your car/at work/at home/etc.
  • BUGS
  • humidity yes again because like a) it’s annoying but b) I can’t breathe well when it’s humid bc I had asthma as a kid and I always start wheezing again ugh.
  • all those people going OMG IT’S SO NICE OUTSIDE!!11!!! 
  • no it’s REALLY FUCKING MUGGY AND HOT JFC 
  • (and also you know those’ll be the same people in like 2 months all OMGGG when is summer gonna END, they think I’ll forget but I will not.)
  • THE BUGS OKAY THE BUGS

Things I like about summer/warm weather:

  • ?????
  • fruit gets really good
  • ????
  • i mean maybe ice cream and sorbet and froyo but lbr you can enjoy that when it’s like pleasantly 60 or 70 and not muggy and like doom
  • heck I enjoy that in WINTER whatever
  • ???????? 
  • seriously nothing else

narcissists: *show symptoms and have needs that are not socially acceptable but that harm no one*

every NT fuck on the internet ever: this is abusive!! the awful narcissists must be stopped!!

Don’t be scared of me (Antisepticeye x Reader)

(( SLIGHT NSFW-ISH WARNING THING, it is a bit violent and some sexual-ish thingies happen but I’m sure y’all will be fine, you sinners)) You were sitting at your desk, tapping the pencil against it, you wanted something to draw, you cursed yourself for your lack of creativity. You turned towards your computer which was playing a video from one of your most favorite YouTubers: Jacksepticeye, you loved his videos and he had helped you in so many ways and he didn’t even know it. He turned to the camera to give a goofy looking smile while talking about the game he was playing, you smiled back at him, giggling and thinking ‘he’s so childish’ to yourself. You had told your parents about Jack multiple times, they asked why he seemed so special, why I liked him and typical questions parents would ask, you could barely explain it, you showed them some of his videos finally. You think they understand a little bit better now, it just made you feel so happy, butterflies in your tummy even to watch any of his videos. And somehow, someway Jack ALWAYS knew what to say to make you feel better, everytime, it didn’t matter if you were sad, mad or whatever. He always made you feel better, you were too caught up in your thoughts to notice Jack’s voice growing quieter. A loud static sound jolted you out of your thoughts as you looked to the screen, to not only see Jack but see….a figure who looked just like him except… it wasn’t him, it wasn’t the Jackaboy you knew and loved so dearly. He had inky black eyes that stared into your soul, sharp canines that made his grin look overall unnerving, his clothes consisted of a black shirt and some black jeans, he had gauges in his ears along with a bloody neck. He smiled at you, a sinister smile, it was not one that held warmth or good intentions, you were frozen in fear right now. He grinned and crossed his arms “Aŗ͟e̵ ̢͡y̡ò͘u҉̡ a̴f̀͜rą̴i̶͝d̴͞?” He asked simply, you didn’t respond. You tried to open your mouth but the words just wouldn’t come out, you continued to stare into those inky black voids, you felt like you were being pulled in by them. His grin faltered, a frown now in its place as he tapped a finger on his arm, raising a brow in question “͞Ye̴̢ ķ̷n̵ow͞͏ t̸͜h͢͠er̡͏e'͘s ͡͡n̶͞o n͟ee͟d̢͡ t'͟͞ ͢be rude͘, ͟y͠'͞͠ ̵c̸ou̵l̶͜d̶͢ á̢n̸̕s̶̢wę͟r̀ ̛m͝y ̛͠q̶̡u͢͝e̡s̵͠ti̢̛on"́͏ He scoffed at you, something about this made you angry now and sure, you were still afraid but you didn’t wanna give this creature any satisfaction, you crossed your arms and frowned "And just WHO do you think you are? Jack you can’t just–” He growled suddenly place his hands on the screen“̨҉DO̷ ̷̴NO̵T ̧͘C̶A̢L̷̷Ĺ̸ M҉E ͜B͘͡Y̡ T̨͝H͢A͘T Ņ͟A̕͘ME҉͜.͠..͜.̡ Y̴̕O̶̡U͘ K͡ ͘͝N ̡O ̢͞W̧̧ ͝͝WHO ̧͟I ͡͏AM̕ Y/͟N!” He bellowed out, static beginning to take up the screen, you quickly shut the laptop after that happened. Your heart pounding in your chest, his tone, everything about him was terrifying. Why though…Why did he choose you to 'visit’ or haunt in a way? You thought to yourself, of course you DID know who it was, there had been many videos created about his existence. 'Antisepticeye’ was the being’s name, he just seemed… so unstable, and from what you had heard he was a murderer of sorts, you take a shaky breath deciding to head to bed that night and try to forget about this incident. *Timeskip* You couldn’t stop thinking about what happened that night, you hadn’t turned your computer on all day which wasn’t helpful considering how miserable you felt. You didn’t want to risk him coming back, after awhile you sighed, finally deciding to give in and turn on your computer. Nothing happened so far, it started up normally and you went to YouTube, everything was perfectly fine. Sighing, you put on the Happy Wheels playlist and then turned towards some of your sketches, trying to think of something to draw, you giggled upon hearing Jack’s raging at the game. After awhile you were too focused on your sketches to notice Jack’s voice going quieter and quieter until there was nothing but silence… You thought the video was loading or something but it usually doesn’t take this long, your heart sank. You closed your eyes now “Please….” You whispered, turning towards the screen and as you feared, there he was, standing there with another insane smile plastered on his face. “̧̡Y̕͟'̢͟ k͝n̨̛o̢͠w͢͟ ̨it̸'s̡͠ rude ̧́t̨̡'҉̸ ́̕j́͘ust u͜͟p̶ ̸̢àǹd́͠ leav̵́é ̨̧i͘n̨͘ ͘͜th̨̕e ͘͞m̧̀id̡d̀l͜͏e̴͜ o͜͡f͠ ͜a̴̷ ҉́c̴oņv͘e̷r̴͞s̨a̛t̵͘ion,̵̵ ̵h̢as̡̀ń'̶t̴͏ ̸̷m̨o̡͢mm̀͞y͢ a̸n̴d̢͜ ͢d͏́ą̛ddy҉ t҉̕a̵úg̴͝h̢͠t y͝͝a̛͢ ̛͞ań̡y̸͞t̶͜h̢͞i͏n͏g?͘~” He sneered, looking at you with a hungry look in his eyes. You were shaking right now “G-Go away! Leave me alone! Why am i your target now?! Ugh your so annoying!” You were fed-up and angry with him, but suddenly you felt a cold hand clasp around your mouth and an ominous presence behind you. You froze, heart pounding in your chest, you glanced back at the screen only to see it now being pitch black. “Shh͡~̡ ̷D̷on̨'̛t҉ ͞w̛a͠n͢n̡a w͜ake͜ ͡ye҉r̛ p̶a͠r̛e̡nt̴s… D̛o͢ ya?̀~͢” He was so cocky and just annoying, but at the same time he affected you in so many ways. You quickly pushed his arms off you and dashed to the other side of the room, creating distance between you two, yeah that was a good idea! Anti chuckled at this “Aw̧w̷,̴ s̷ca̧red ̨lįttle͘ ͠t͠h͟i̶ng ̵a̴r͟e͢n't҉c̕h̶a?͝~̡” You were shaking badly by this point, the look of fear was stuck to your face, and he was loving every minute of it. “T͠h̴át ͘loo͠k of̶ ́fea͏ŕ ̧o͟n̶ y̸èr͟ ͟f̷a͘ce͟..̷. It̴'͡s s̢o ̀se͏xy~̴” He growled out as he slowly began approaching you, this made you back further into the corner. He was now in arms reach of you, he could easily just reach out and touch you, however you put up your hands and pushed against his chest. “T-That’s close e-enough!” You yelled in fear, this made Anti grin and grab your wrists, pinning them above your head against the wall. You let out a yelp of pain when you felt Anti grab your wrists, practically slamming them high above your head. Tears now flowed from your eyes as you struggled against him, this made him sneer and chuckle darkly. “O͞h n̶ow̡, d́on'̴t̸ y’ ̕c͞ry~͏T̴hęr͟e's̕ ̷no̧ née̡d ͜t͜’ ̢be͜ ͡so͜ d͏ra̴mati͢c..̶.̡ I̢'m̛ n̨ơt ͟g͠ǫnn̢a̷ ki͜ll͡ ̴y̕a~"̀ He sounded like he was trying to be reassuring in a way, you whimpered suddenly when you felt his ice cold tongue slither its way across your cheek, tasting you as if you were a tasty treat to him. You looked him in the eyes, hiccuping slightly, watching him as he displayed a cruel smirk across his face. "̸N͘o҉w͟, yer҉ ͢fina͞l҉l̕y͘ g͘o͝nn̷a̵ t̨e̡l͡l͘ ̢m͞e s͝o͝met̵h͝iǹg da͞r͡lin~"͝ You blinked, being confused but you tried to put on a mask of confidence for once "A-And why should I or why even would i t-tell you anything?” You mentally cursed yourself for stuttering, he paused for a moment, his grin now looked like the Chesire Cat’s. “Why͝ ̨sh́ou̶ld ̀y͠a̢ sa̡y ͠an̡y͠t̡hi̧n̨g? ̡B͟e̷caưs̕e̵ d҉ar҉l͏in’~͘I͘’m t̨h̸e͜ ͝on̴e̵ with t̡he͡ k̷ņif̸e̛” He held up the knife and placed it against your throat, the ice cold metal blade pressed against your flesh made you freeze, there was no hiding your absolute terror now. Anti chuckled and pressed the tip of the blade further against your skin, forcing you even further back into the corner. “P-Please don’t kill m-me…” You whimpered, this drew a loud giggle from Anti “I a͟l̡r͟ea҉d̨y͢ s̵a̶id I̸ ͏w̸as̸ǹ’t ̷gon̛n͠a k̀ill y̛'͘ ͏o̵r ̷w̕er̡e͘ ͏ye ͞n̶ơt ̢li͘s̴t̛e͏nin̶g͢?͝” You looked around your room for a moment, you decided it was now or never… You kicked him as hard you could between the legs, his grip on you loosened, as he stumbled backwards. This allowed you to dash across the room and you began to search for something, anything to fight back against him. You found a torch, it… wasn’t much but it was something you could use. You heard him cackle behind you, you turned to face Anti who had a large grin on his face. He stood there, dropping the knife to the ground with a small thud, his body twitching rather sporadically. “W̢el͟l ̧n̴ow,̸ w͟h͡en͠ ͜did͘ ̕ye̢ be̶come͏ s͝o i̶n͠t̨e͠réşting͘?~” he purred, rushing towards you at inhuman speeds. You screamed and threw the torch at him, it barely did anything, you tried to flee but it was too late as you cried out in pain from slamming against the wall. Anti giggled at you rather childishly, he purred and licked your cheek again, this time leaving a small kiss upon it. “̢L̢et̡'s͠ tr̢y͝ ̛t̨h͞is a̛g̵ai̸n, ̀s̨hall ͞we?̕” He snarled out leaning down to run his tongue against your throat “̛I̡f y͏e͢ ͝tr̷y̕ ̀a͝n͟o̸t͟he̶r̡ ̸st̢uǹt like̸ ͘tha͏t w̵ell̀,͟ I̢'l͝ĺ s̶li̕t ̨t̵ha̶t pr͘ett҉y̶ ͘li͜t͢t̕lȩ ̨thr͡oat͘ o̕f ̸yer̶s̵ a͞nd ͢I don't̴ ͏wan̕na͝ ̨d҉o҉ t̛h͜a̡t͟… ̢But̛, ̢it͡ ҉ẃoul͞d͝ ̕bę ni͝cè ̢t̶o c̵ar̸ve͢ so͜me ͠swe̴et́ ҉w̴or̸d̡s̡ iǹto ͏yer͟ cr̴eamy f͟les̡h͏~"̸ You whimpered loudly, tears flowed from your eyes "Please stop, just l-leave me alone p-please” Anti cackled and brushed his hand across your hair in a gentle manner “Do̢n̷’t be͡ sc̛a҉red ҉o̸f ͟m̨e.̶..͢ ͡I͢ j̸us̷t͝ wan̴na̸ 'ave͢ ̛s͟om̛e fu̴n͏ w̧it͞h ̡ya~̴"̨ He said in a genuine tone suddenly, it didn’t really change the fact you were still whimpering and struggling to get away from him. Fear was plastered onto your face, he let out a sigh and ignored your whimpers, he proceeded to nip your neck, it was surprisingly gentle. "S-Stop!” You were shaking horribly, a blush creeping its way onto your face. Anti smirked “Let ͏me҉ do̡ th͟is da͡rli̡n̶'͢…̀ I͠ ҉p̀r̨omis̷e̴ I͘'̴ll ̧b̧e ̶gen͟t̵le, ̶I͡ w̡on̢'t͡ ̧h̵ur͡t̕'͝ch̶a,̴ we'll͜ ͜bo͟t͞h̶ e̡n͢j͞oỳ ͡ţhi҉s̷~” He cooed softly, stroking your cheek now. He suddenly pulled upwards, kissing you straight on the lips. You let out some confused muffled noises, why? Why was he doing this? Wasn’t he a supposed killer? He’s supposed to be evil, cold, cruel or something! Was he just toying with you? Trying to lull you in a false sense of security? So many questions raced through your mind before you felt canines bite down on your lip. You whined but opened your mouth, not understanding what his game was at this point, this creature, this 'evil’ being who had scared you so much before was kissing you, being surprisingly gentle, even stroking his hand against your face, or just softly touching you. You were extremely confused by this point, he pulled away which left the both of you panting for some much needed air. Anti chuckled “I am a ͢k̀il͢l̷er̶,̛ I ḱnow ͏y͠er͠ c̵onf̕u҉s͡e̶d ͏r͞igh͠t ͞n̢o͏w,͠ vèry co̧nf͝u̶śed b̨ųt͠ ͝I'҉v҉e ̀b͝e͟èn w̸a͏t̵chi͠n͜g y̶’ ͏f̵e͢r t͟h̢e ̵l̡o̸n͟g͏es̢t ti̷me͢,͡ ͠I͢ ̶a͟lwa͢y͟s͢ thoug̕ht̡ you ẃere̕ ̸i̡ǹtere͞sti̶ng̨… a̢nd ͘I ́wa͝s pr̶ov̨en r̢ight~ ̢But, yo͡u͜r ͜a͠t͢t̸e͟n͞t͏io̴n̕ w̴ill̶ ́r̢ema͡in ͠o͜n Jack w͞ón'̛t ̧it͏?͞” He frowned, growling lowly and pulling away from you, looking off to the side. A rather… sad look appeared on his face “H҉e A̵LWAY̢S ͜get҉s͘ ̧A͠LL o̸f̢ ţhe ̢attént̷io͜n ͟and͝ ̵what'͟s̛ l҉e͠f͏t ̕fe̡r̛ me?̴ Ń O ̀T H Í ̕N ͘G!̵ ̨Not͘ à th͏iǹg..̷.” You were still slightly scared, he had been….watching you, what would have happened if you hadn’t proved interesting? You shuddered, not wanting to think about it. You tried to speak but before you could Anti cut you off “҉W͝h̴y ̀ar͘e ͢y͡’ s̴ti̶l͘l ̴her͡e̴? ̵I'v̶e͘ ̴l̡et͏ ͘g͞o of y̸ou..͝.̢ ̸Ỳo͘u c͝òul̵d̛ E̸A̢SILY ͠es̛c͝a͡pe̕,̕ ͘y͜ou̷ c̶ould R ͝U ̷N̕ n̢ow.͞.̡.̨ ͢So͘ ́w̡hy̨ ͟aŗen̷'͏t̀ you?” Now it was his turn to be confused, he tilted his head like a puppy. “I….I… Jack gets my attention f-for a reason… He’s kind, encouraging, sweet, funny, and h-he’s helped me s-so much….” You bit your lip and looked towards the door, worrying now you might have offended Anti in a way. Anti had an unreadable expression on his face, he sighed “I ͘ca̛n̡ be j̸ust͏ ́a͝s͠ ͢go̡o҉d as h͜e͟ c̷an͡..̷.̧ ́N͘o, ͜ev͘e͞ǹ B̴ E T͏ T ̛E ̧R̛ but I͜ ́a͘m͞ ̛n̵e͏v͏èr ̸g͟iv҉en ̧ţhe chan͟c͏e,̕ ͏I ͘ju͠st ̶l͡ikè ̡t'͡ ̛m͘e͠s͡s a̕r͡oun͢d ̀a̛n͜d̡ s͞c̸are̕ p͞eo͢p͘le͠, ͞M̛’ no̷t all THAT ba̕d.͢” You sighed “Y-You shoved a k-knife to my neck! You d-did more than scare me! I t-thought you w-were going to kill me!” Anti looked at you, surprised at your anger now, he looked down, biting his own lip. “… Ąr͝e…͜ Are y'̶ st͠ill͟ sc̸ar͏ed ̶o̶f ̴me?” He asked, his tone sounded serious this time. You…. You looked down, surprised at yourself for that outburst of anger but his question… Why would he ask that? I thought he enjoyed my fear…. “I….I…” You gave a shaky nod. He paused for a long while, staring into your eyes, as if searching for something desperately, when he found it he smirked “Do̷n̴'͢t͠ ҉b̶e̵ ̷sc̶ar̀ed̴ ̸of ̕m̀e̴, ̵pl̷e͞a̴se̢,̀ ̛I was̀ o͞nl͘y̶ m͡e̛ssįn҉g ͠a͝r͟ơu̷nd͟ w͢i͘th̶ ̧ya.̡” “Be̴sides,̢ yȩ ̀enjoy҉e̴d͠ ̧t͟h͝a͢t́ ḱiss ͝no̵ẁ ͢di͠d̴n͞'͝t̷cha?͜~” Oh, this cocky little… God was that annoying, you frowned at him, your face heated up again and your heart was fluttering. …Did I actually enjoy that kiss?… You glared at Anti, crossing your arms “Maybe I did, maybe I didn’t.” Anti cackled “Oh ̨r̀e͞àlly͟ ̡now?̡ ̵D͢arl̀in’ ͞ju͡dgi͜ng ́f̀ro̷m҉ t́h͢at ͡b͟l҉u̷s̢h͟ on̶ y͡e̴r͟ face̛ ͏a̕nd̀ t͢h̷e͘ way҉ y̶e̛ŕ ̶h͡e͝art͏'̶s f̷lu͘tteŗing̢ r͞ig҉h̶t ̧nơw͘ ͘say͜s͘ ͟oţher̛w̸i͠se~҉"͘ You glared at him, turning away, which was probably a big mistake… He came up behind you and wrapped his arms around your waist, nuzzling you gently. Your fear had subsided now, it was replaced with anger due to his cocky nature. When you felt his arms wrap around you, you blushed brightly and your heart fluttered even more. As if Anti could sense it which he probably could, he smirked and placed a kiss to your cheek "Y̶e͝r͜ ̶mi̸ne҉ ͝li̧ttl͏e̷ pe̡t҉, min͢e̢ ferev̸e̢r~” You guessed maybe that was his way of saying he loved you, you sighed, maybe he wasn’t so bad after all. The attitude and his nature, and really himself in general will take sometime to get used to. You rolled your eyes but smiled “I love you too, ya big dork” Anti grinned and placed another kiss on your lips, it was short but tender and it showed he honestly cared about you. Anti looked back towards the computer after breaking the kiss, he looked back at you, smiling… still in a creepy way but he seemed happy “Y/N, ͡I wa͞n҉t̢ ͞ye ͏tǫ ̸'a͜v́e̵ ̧a̷ li̶l s͜ome͢t̛h͞i҉ng~ ͞Ha̵ng̨ ́o̡n͠t̸o it ̕fe̷r̕ ̧m͟e҉,͠ ̶alr̷ig͡h̛t?̕~” You blinked and tilted your head in curiosity “Huh?” Anti smirked “҉C҉los͘e͞ ỳer e͏y̸es ͜ànd͢ ̶h̷o͡ld ͡o̸u̧t̷ ͢y̴er h́an͡ds͘~͡” You looked suspicious but did what he said, after a few moments you felt something be placed in your hands, you heard his voice tell you to open your eyes. You opened them but saw Anti was gone, you looked around but then down in your hands to see a collar and a note, the collar’s tag read 'Property of Anti’. You sighed and rolled your eyes “Why am I not surprised..?” You then read the note which read “Y/N, if y’ ever need me, call fer me, which I hope you will, whenever you need me just say me name and I’ll appear.” There was a small heart at the bottom of the page, you smiled upon seeing it, hugging the note tight and then proceeding to put the collar on. *Anti’s P.O.V* I watched them read the note, smile and put the collar on. A small smile formed on my lips, I watched as they prepared for bed, as soon as they climbed in I chuckled even though they couldn’t hear me “̕Sw̶e͏e̵t ̵d̴rȩam̧ś,̵ my̷ ̴s̴w͞ee̸t Y/N̷…̡~́” *No one’s P.O.V* You smiled and curled up under the covers, you knew Anti was still watching over you somewhere, you smiled and softly spoke “Goodnight… Anti…” You then drifted off into a deep slumber with pleasant dreams of Anti. (( I was gonna make it sinful– well even more so then it already sounds but I decided naahh, anyways here’s some er…. “somewhat cute” Anti x Reader, I sorta sweetened him up for y'all cause this is DEFINITELY not how he’d normally act ;b Can ya imagine that? Anti being somewhat sweet in a w a y. I could’ve done sin but now now, best to keep y'all waiting~ Anyways I made this while I was tired so its most likely shit but whatever enjoy I guess? Btw its not non-con at the beginning and then it turns into the reader liking that, no, I do not do those things -.- ))