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got fucking kidnapped to go see antman and I personally wanna ask every single person I’ve heard hyped ass reviews from exactly what film it was they watched bc it was I was ready to punch everyone and leave

  • Me:I'm trying to be way more positive and less judgemental :)
  • Me 5 min later:okay first of all that's a fucking lie only lying pieces of shit assholes say that sort of thing uh Jesus Christ I hate my life I want to eat 70 hot pockets then kill myself fuck
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*mumbles incoherently* I’m a calum girl

The signs when their mom is nagging them

Aries: ok mom *does the thing after being asked once*

Taurus: groans in annoyance but does the thing because they hate being nagged

Gemini: yes. yes. yes. okay mom. yes. fine. yes.

Cancer: has to get asked ten times before they finally do a mediocre job and yell “ARE YOU HAPPY? I DID IT”

Leo: OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAAAAAAAY

Virgo: do I haaaaaaaave to?

Libra: does the thing, plus another thing without being asked, then completes the entire list of chores like hot damn u go libra

Scorpio: JESUS CHRIST JUST LEAVE ME ALONE ALREADY I’LL FUCKING DO IT

Sagittarius: does the thing but makes their mom KNOW that they hate it (i.e. throwing things, slamming them, angrily vacuuming)

Capricorn: why can’t you just make _____ (insert name of sibling here) do it?

Aquarius: I can’t I’m busy (is doing literally nothing)

Pisces: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH

Gender Neutral Pop-Punk

A mix of pop-punk songs about somebody, that use gender neutral language!

Don’t Go, Don’t Stray - Transit // Home For Fall - Real Friends // There, There - The Wonder Years // I Miss You - Candy Hearts // Twin Size Mattress - The Front Bottoms // When It Rains - Paramore // Love Your Friends, Die Laughing - Man Overboard // I’ll Give You A Hint, Yes - Mixtapes // Jesus Christ - Brand New // I Miss You - Blink-182 // Hot 97 Summer Jam - Chumped // Losing Teeth - Neck Deep // Sleep Talk - Old Again

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