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anonymous asked:

everyone hates gemini lmfaooo they gotta thank jesus they're at least hot

bruh gemini’s are so hot

  • me:*annoys my whole family bc not shutting up about how hot luke is*
  • stepdad:jesus ok so what would you have done if you had met him in munich and he grabbed your butt or something?!
  • me:what, i don't know, i'd have to be in a situation like that to know
  • mum:*yelling from the other room* WHY ARE YOU ASKING STUPID QUESTIONS, OF COURSE SHE'D JUMP ON HIM
  • stepdad:*leans through the door into the other room* what did you say?
  • mum:YOU'RE BEING SILLY, OF COURSE SHE WOULD JUMP ON HIM SHE'S NOT STUPID TO MISS THAT CHANCE, IF BONO (from u2 —> she's a huge fan) GRABBED MY BUTT I'D DIVORCE YOU THE SAME DAY