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JUST FOR THE RECORD, THIS IS NOT A LOVE STORY.

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i. american ★ lana del rey
ii. ashes and wine ★ a fine frenzy
iii. belief ★ gavin degraw 
iv. beyond the sea ★ gavin degraw
v. just a game ★ birdy
vi. end of the road ★ boyz II men
vii. candle in the wind ★ elton john
viii. can’t help falling in love ★ ingrid michaelson
ix. cherry bomb ★ dakota fanning & kristen stewart (the runaways cover)
x. arms ★ christina perri
xi. the scientist ★ coldplay
xii. crimson & clover ★ joan jett & the blackhearts
xiii. death end justice ★ dakota fanning & kristen stewart (the runaways cover)
xiv. catch me ★ demi lovato
xv. vincent (starry, starry night) ★ don mclean
xvi. wake me up ★ ed sheeran
xvii. little bird ★ ed sheeran
xviii. i guess that’s why they call it the blues ★ elton john
xix. something about the way you look tonight ★ elton john
xx. falling slowly ★ kris allen
xxi. 1 2 3 4 ★ feist
xxii. breath of life ★ florence + the machine
xxiv. cosmic love (live on KEXP) ★ florence + the machine
xxv. habanera ★ kate nash
xxvi. have i told you lately ★ rod stewart
xxvii. hazy ★ rosi golan feat. william fitzsimmons
xxviii. hollywood ★ marina & the diamonds
xxix. be ok ★ ingrid michaelson
xxx. the nicest thing ★ kate nash
xxxi. keep breathing ★ ingrid michaelson
xxxii. speechless ★ lady gaga
xxxiii. national anthem ★ lana del rey
xxxiv. summertime sadness ★lana del rey
xxxv. falling in love at a coffee shop ★ landon pigg
xxxvi. use somebody ★ laura jansen
xxxvii. unraveling ★ liz longley
xxxviii. home ★ michael buble
xxxix. moon river (cover of a cover) ★ the honey trees 
xl. my sharona ★ the knack
xli. wonderwall ★ oasis
xlii. truly, madly, deeply ★ one direction
xliii. glitter in the air ★ p!nk
xliv. breath ★ rowan
xlv.  put your hands on me ★ joss stone
xlvi. que sera, sera ★ doris day
xlvii. samson ★ regina spektor
xlviii. the call ★ regina spektor
xlix. indestructible ★ robyn
l. a drop in the ocean ★ ron pope
li. gravity ★ sara bareilles
lii. silence ★ selena cross
liii. stay ★ katie thompson
liv. blackbird ★ the beatles
lv. poison & wine ★ the civil wars
lvi. the fall ★ ane brun
lvii. the heart of life ★ john mayer
lviii. the man who can’t be moved ★ the script
lix. the rose ★ bette midler
lx. where did our love go ★ the supremes
lxi. the wild one ★ suzi quatro
lx. angels ★ the xx
lxi. my favorite things ★ tori amos (sound of music cover)
lxii. xtatic truth (last japan remix) ★ crystal fighters
lxiii. you lost me ★ christina aguilera
lxiv. thinking of me ★ olly murs
lxv. creep ★ ingrid michaelson

My Headcanon satan and me characters

Hideo muraoka for Satan

Kiesa Rae Ellestad for Natalie

Ian somerhalder for Michael

Sendhil ramamurthy for Gabriel

Elisabeth Harnois for Kristi

Iman Ali for Anthea

Evan Peters as Festus

JR Bourne as Alex McAllister

Chase Crawford as Max McAllister

Freddie Stroma as Uriel

Matt Bomer as Raphiel

Okay there’s more but thats all I’m doing for now bc i’m tired

my follow forever!

this took ages i’m sorry theres no graphic but yeah

my baes:
Aut | Yvanna | Elissa | Heather | Georgi | Ellen | Lulu


mutuals will be bolded and favorites in italics

A-D
addictcastiel | adorkabeldean| astrologycas  | azazelsam | bcbbysinger|
bcttomdean |
bottomdeann | candycanedcas | capturedean | carelessdean | caslovesthebees |celestialcas | clevercosima | cloneinstitute  | cosmicdustcas  | cuddleswithcas | cvddlecas |dammitjensen | darlingjared |dean-has-a-wing-kink | deanwinxester |doomedbrothers

E-H
elvisdestiel | emostiel | faithcastiel | feistyclaire | fixsam | flipstiel |flusteredjensen | gadreelislife geekdawson | gospelcas | grievinghunters | haildestiel | hailgabriel | harderdean | hellbela | hvnterdean

I-L
iciclesammy | imperfectcas | infectedkevin | ivorycas | jensneackles | juliawinchester | landofrunawayangels | lehviathan | luciferh | lvstiel |

M-P
maidencas| maturecas | mercifulsammy | moanstiel | moondoorqueen |
myangelshunter | neverlandcas | officialdestiel |officersammy |ohbernthal | orgasmiccas padasnowy | papajensen | peachcobblerdean | provocativecas | puppycastiel |

R-U
radianthannah | radiantdean | sarnsgrace | sassydean | sassykingofhell savingchesters |  supernaturalapocalypse | supernat-url | tattooedbrothers | thankcas | thboyking | topcas | topmisha | unholyseraphs 

V-Z
vodkacas | vodkadean | whiskeyjensen | wincestplease | wrathfuldean | zcuko | zippydean 

Some blog updates and a question regarding NSFW posts

I found some time to manage the blog, so:

  • Many older, non Bertolt related posts are now deleted, since I had many posts about other characters before I made this a Bertolt blog. It hurts to delete them but it’s better to keep the blog consistent. ;_;

  • There is now a featured page and a favorite fanart tag. Only the most important posts and some few personal favorites will make it there, so check them out! Feel free to suggest any posts you’d like to be featured.

  • The spinoffs tag has been broken down to separate tags per spinoff. The most notable ones are:

    • Smartpass, which includes all the content released for the au Smartpass. Translated stories will be both in the tag and the featured page.

    • Chuugakkou, which includes both the manga and the (upcoming) anime for the Junior High spinoff.

    • Spoof on Titan, which includes both the 4komas and fanart by Hounori.

    • Games, which includes every game spinoff, like Wings of Counterattack, all game collaborations and the upcoming game by Koei Tecmo.

    • Chibi Specials, which includes the anime specials and 4komas. Shingeki chibi fanart won’t be included unless it’s fanart for the specials themselves.


  • There is now a Bertcat tag. Check out Hoverver’s tumblr and twitter for all your Bertcat needs. For those who don’t know what Bertcat is, check out my post about it here.

  • A lot of NSFW posts have piled up, both in the blog and the queue. I know that some people might feel uncomfortable with these, so I’d like some suggestions on what to do.

    • One option is to post them as usual. Everything is properly tagged, so anyone that feels uncomfortable can blacklist the NSFW tag.

    • Another option is to post them privately and make the posts public after a few days so that the posts don’t appear on the dashboard. (Does this even work?)

    • The last option is to not post NSFW at all but the answer is already no.

Let me know what you think. Anon asks are open so feel free to complain about how NSFW posts got you fired, expelled or disinherited. I will still post nsfw but I like these stories.

anonymous asked:

1-20 :)

BRUHHHH

  • 1. What blogs are in the “Recommended blogs” section?

i dont wanna say bc i dont know any of them lol

  • 3. Who is your best tumblr friend(s)? 

THE GANG sassymontparnassy lesbianvenom eposetties ever-so-plucky queervampires

  • 5. How many blogs do you follow? 

665 i need to cut down tbh

  • 6. Favorite tumblr editor(s)?

loaaads but my favs are probably skyejems kirargent eposetties felicityrosejones ramimaleks taylors trueloveistreacherous lady-arryn clarkesbellmy brookheimers fucale 

  • 6. Favorite blogs(s)?

ok but where would i even begin (if you really wanna know just message me again)

  • 8. How many followers do you have?

1889

  • 9. Who made your icon?

i think it was emiliaclarce but i could be wrong!

  • 10. Who made your theme?

cavlls

  • 11. Recommend 5 theme blogs

i usually just look through itsphotoshop and str-wrs they’re all great minimalist ones

  • 12. How many likes do you have?

79,272 jesus christ

  • 13. Which blogs are your biggest fans?

atm its lesbianvenom hedaslexa henrybranvvell and biblakefamily

  • 14. How many posts do you have?

45,131 im BEGGING you not to look at the first like, 30,000 they are so embarrassing

  • 15. Do you share a blog with anyone? If so, who?

yep! i share itsbrooklyn99 with longliveoth :)

  • 16. Who do you get messages from the most?

i mostly get anon hate telling me to stop making fun of benedict cumberbatch

  • 17. Who told you about tumblr?

some girls at my old school

  • 18. Why did you stay on tumblr?

because i have literally no other vice

  • 19. Do you consider yourself “tumblr famous” or famous in your fandom?

no but i honestly have absolutely no idea???

  • 20. What do you think people think when they hear your url?

“why is she so mean”

(already answered 2 and 4)

buckbutts  asked:

ALL OF THE BODY PARTS!!! <3

Oh.

Oh my god.

Arms: How do you feel about children, do you want some of your own (or more if you already have some)?

Lmao no I don’t have kids but I definitely want them. I don’t like other people’s kids all that much unless I get attached but when I do get attached I will love that child endlessly. I am definitely adopting though.

Birth marks: Do you have a favourite tale?

Hm… I don’t know? I guess my favorite tale is this one story book (I forget the name) about a frog and his son. They fall into a bucket of cream and the one frog gets so tired from swimming and gives up and it dies. The other one keeps going and when the cream turns into cheese it’s able to jump out. I don’t know. It’s always been very inspirational imo.

Freckles: If you could, what would you change about your body?

Sooo much. But I guess the number one thing is probably my weight or face shape.

Brain: What is something you want to master before you die?

How to play the violin. 

Bruises: Are you easily hurt?

Emotionally, no. Physically, yes.

Bum: List 3 of your guilty pleasures

  • Wrecking Ball
  • Glee
  • Laufey/Odin

Cheeks: Are you easily embarrassed?

Yesss.

Chest: What’s your worst kept secret?

One, that I’m gay. I will tell literally everyone I don’t even care who they are. Like first conversations with friends I’ll usually drop it really casually.

Two, who I have a crush on. It’s so bad. I can’t ever keep that one in.

Keep reading

Jesus Christ this took forever

@prince-ly this took longer than I thought lmao are you happy

1: is there a boy/girl in your life?
I’m not in a relationship if that’s what this question is asking
2: think of the last person who hurt you; do you forgive them?
Nope. I have an issue with being able to forgive people. Unless they have apologized and I know it’s sincere.
3: what do you think of when you hear the word “meow?”
My ex freshman year would go up to people and say that to be 3dgy and scene
4: what’s something you really want right now?
Money lmao college is pricy and I wanna travel
5: are you afraid of falling in love?
Oh. My. God. Yes. Let’s be real here I get hella delusional and always try really hard. Like if bae mentions craving chocolate I will drive to the nearest fucking Costco and buy them a box. I get super paranoid of people leaving me so I try to hella overcompensate so then people feel like they’re not doing enough or I come off as creepy and it does not go well. Plus I get nervous because you either gonna end up marrying the fucker or they gonna break up with you and I never break up w/ people so I’m basically accepting my fate of being heart broken so like yeah no love is scary and I worry and take everything hella slow
6: do you like the beach?
Yeah it’s one of the things I miss the most. I love Arizona, but I also love the feeling of the cold water. It’s been years since I’ve swam at a beach and I really wanna go.
7: have you ever slept on a couch with someone else?
Lmao you be acting like someone wanna sleep with me on the couch lmao
8: what’s the background on your cell?

9: name the last four beds you were sat on?
My bed, Matthew’s dorm bed, the dorm bed in California from the trans summit & me mums bed
10: do you like your phone?
Fuck yeah I’m a slut for Apple. I’m on my phone 24/7 and it’s my baby. I once fell down the stairs and my first instincts were to reach for the safety of my phone the second to attend the blood coming out of my body.
11: honestly, are things going the way you planned?
No, but that’s okay. I never planned on things going this well. If you told 16 year old me they might be proud
12: who was the last person whose phone number you added to your contacts?
Nikki who honestly,,, is bae status idgaf if she’s like 38
13: would you rather have a poodle or a rottweiler?
Rottweiler I like big doggos
14: which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain?
Mmm I pass out from cramps every month but couldn’t sleep when I had depression so Ima say emotional
15: would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum?
Art museum. I’ve never been to the zoo and I always choose the art museum bc my inner art hoe calls for it. There’s this light thingy going on in the Phoenix museum and I love it. I went to it twice with Bianca bc they tried to wife me up amiright
16: are you tired?
Physically yeah I’m sleepy Michelle made me wake up at 7 am
17: how long have you known your 1st phone contact?
My entire life. She me mum
18: are they a relative?
Ye
19: would you ever consider getting back together with any of your exes?
🙃🙃🙃 boy that shit is such a fucking train wreck wtf why would I ever. Dimitri was sweet and nice, but we had opposing views on sex & I feel like it was one sided. Ray is abusive lmao i would never.
20: when did you last talk to the last person you shared a kiss with?
About a few months ago when they indirectly messaged me to give me a bullshit apology
21: if you knew you had the right person, would you marry them today?
No because
A.) my ass is broke
B.) my mama would beat my ass and shame me for not getting an education first
C.) i would never ask someone to marry me I’d wait for them to bring it up bc then I’ll know it’s not one sided
D.) if they were right then they deserve the best and my broke ass cannot give them the best like let’s be real I only have $1 in my bank rn
22: would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
LMAO Bruh I panic every time I see them let’s be real no
23: how many bracelets do you have on your wrists right now?
0
24: is there a certain quote you live by?
All of Sean’s songs tbh
25: what’s on your mind?
Math and how bad I am at it & scholarships & Madeline & the nervous feeling I get
26: do you have any tattoos?
Nope but I want a full sleeve someday
27: what is your favorite color?
Turquoise and blue
28: next time you will kiss someone on the lips?
Bruh idk the last time I kissed someone was nearly 4 years ago & I find kissing personal in a really weird way. I’m so weird about it so probably not until I date someone or meet someone I hella like
29: who are you texting?
Like who did I last send a text to or is this suppose to have some hip young double meaning that I’m not aware of bc I was texting Lucas & Madeline
30: think to the last person you kissed, have you ever kissed them on a couch?
I think maybe? I bite their neck while at my friend’s house idk if that counts???
31: have you ever had the feeling something bad was going to happen and you were right?
Yeah but like I’m always nervous that something bad is gonna happen low key so like
32: do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to?
Yeah Betsy is my home slice she know what up. I also talk to Jane a lot too. Madeline give me all that young juicy gossip
33: do you think anyone has feelings for you?
Mmm aside from like the girl who is obsessed with me and some stalker kids on tumblr, no I really don’t think so.
34: has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?
Yeah, my exes.
35: say the last person you kissed was kissing someone right in front of you?
I think I’d throw up from having a panic attack bc they’re near me
36: were you single on valentines day?
Yeah. I have this fucking gift I’ve been wanting to give someone since I was god damn 16, but all my exes have always dumped me before Valentine’s (Felipe 👀👀) or they never do anything. It’s always gone horrible for me so I mean it’s nothing really that special
37: are you friends with the last person you kissed?
Jesus Christ why are y'all so obsessed with who my lips touch god damn no they a bitch
38: what do your friends call you?
Cas. Fuckboy. Walking meme. Savage & Daddy. I don’t let my friends call me Casimir because usually they can’t pronounce it and only family calls me that so
39: has anyone upset you in the last week?
Yeah this boy at the library
40: have you ever cried over a text?
BOY fuck yeah I’ve only ever been dumped via text & have had people text me to fuck off several times. Plus Bianca’s nightmare poem got me in tears tho. Also them telling me that they thought Kathy was pretty 😂😂😂
41: where’s your last bruise located?
😉😉😉😉😉
I’m kidding no it’s on my arm
42: what is it from?
I was in the back at a show and daddy Sean came out & like I’m a slut for AJJ so I had to fight some dudes in the pit and get my ass to the front
43: last time you wanted to be away from somewhere really bad?
Last week. I really wanted to leave home
44: who was the last person you were on the phone with?
Betsy who is 🔥🔥🔥 she’s my favorite straight tbh
45: do you have a favourite pair of shoes?
Yeah, me doc martins
46: do you wear hats if your having a bad hair day?
Yeah I wore one today to ASU when visiting my friends look

47: would you ever go bald if it was the style?
Once I start T I might go bald due to genetics so preferably no
48: do you make supper for your family?
Nah bitches can starve
49: does your bedroom have a door?
Ye gotta keep that shit locked yo bc these people don’t know how to knock and then be yelling at me for sinning
50: top 3 web-pages?
Reddit
Tumblr w/ only animals
Facebook w/ the people I went to high school with
51: do you know anyone who hates shopping?
Cis boys from school
52: does anything on your body hurt?
The bruise and my dignity & chest
53: are goodbyes hard for you?
Not really if the person doesn’t matter to me. But if they do matter to me then yeah I’m a mess.
54: what was the last beverage you spilled on yourself?
Coke
55: how is your hair?
It needs a haircut. It’s getting long and my bangs are all up in my face. It’s also a weird green blonde. I wanna shave the sides to a 3 & cut the top so I can get small bangs & bleach my hair so I can dye it lavender
56: what do you usually do first in the morning?
Shower & masturbate tbh
57: do you think two people can last forever?
It depends I guess. I don’t think most relationships at this age last bc people change so much and people see change as a deal breaker when instead people should be embracing it. But yeah I do think two people can last forever. It’s just all about that young communication. Personally I’m monogamous but idc about being in a LDR where eventually there is trust in place and the person I’m w/ can fuck other people or get a side hoe. As long as there is still love there idc
58: think back to january 2007, were you single?
DEAD u think I had a bae before the age of 14 que cute
59: green or purple grapes?
Both at the same time
60: when’s the next time you will give someone a big hug?
When leaving the hotline I always have to hug everyone so maybe I’ll give Jinui a hug. I rly liked hugging Tristian but then that shit got weiiiird
61: do you wish you were somewhere else right now?
In my life or location? Life I’m okay with atm. I wish I could skip a lil to where I find someone I can like hug and shit but like let’s be real that ain’t happening for a while and I’m okay with it. Location I hella wish I could be in that young college life
62: when will be the next time you text someone?
Soon. I’m always texting someone & usually I text Lucas around this time bc idk it became a habit now & i dig talking to him. Although Madeline is suppose to tell me some shit about her man so I’m like 👀👀
63: where will you be 5 hours from now?
Probably doing homework or googling weird shit and writing things in my notebook.
64: what were you doing at 8 this morning.
Talking to my mum while I sat on the couch
65: this time last year, can you remember who you liked?
Yeah it was Dimitri I think bc I develop long crushes on people
66: is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
Yeah definitely. Talking to Bianca & Betsy over the phone always makes me smile. Jinui makes me smile every time I see her. Sometimes when I text Lucas I smile too
67: did you kiss or hug anyone today?
Yeah my mom gave me a hug & it was awkward
68: what was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
“Fuck me I have to wake up early”
69: have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
All of high school
70: how many windows are open on your computer?
Like 3. All school related
71: how many fingers do you have?
5 on each hand
72: what is your ringtone?
I have special ringtones for each person. If you’re someone I care about a lot & have known for 6 months you get a custom ringtone.
73: how old will you be in 5 months?
18 & 7 months
74: where is your mum right now?
Downstairs watching tv
75: why aren’t you with the person you were first in love with or almost in love?
Because they’re the reason I cried myself to sleep and one of the reasons I didn’t stop crying myself to sleep until April
76: have you held hands with somebody in the past three days?
No i ain’t got no bae
77: are you friends with the people you were friends with two years ago?
Some of them yeah others no
78: do you remember who you had a crush on in year 7?
Oh my god yes. It was this boy named Marco. I had a crush on him from the age of 7 until 12. That’s like 5 years.
79: is there anyone you know with the name mike?
Yeah I think he a porn star he’s my friend’s cousin
80: have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?
My parents arms yeah
81: how many people have you liked in the past three months?
One? I like aesthetic beauty, but dislike people’s personalities easily. I don’t really form real crushes that often even tho I’ll joke around about how pretty people are
82: has anyone seen you in your underwear in the last 3 days?
I walk around in my boxers so yeah
83: will you talk to the person you like tonight?
Mmm lmao ima regret answering this bc they’re gonna get weirded out & id rather not make them uncomfortable so next question
84: you’re drunk and yelling at hot guys/girls out of your car window, you’re with?
I’d be yelling at Adan & his boyfriend while Bianca and Alan record it for snapchat to blackmail me as the wonderful friends that they are
85: if your bf/gf was into drugs would you care?
Idc about weed I don’t smoke but addictive shit is a no no tho I like my baby daddies to be meth free
86: what was the most eventful thing that happened last time you went to see a movie?
Fucking Kubo made me cry and I don’t wanna spoil it but that boy deserves happiness
87: who was your last received call from?
Besty bc they told me about their day at school and we talked about working out
88: if someone gave you $1,000 to burn a butterfly over a candle, would you?
Ih my god college money
But no I wouldn’t that’s fucked up butterflies have feeling too
89: what is something you wish you had more of?
Money bc college u feel
90: have you ever trusted someone too much?
Danielle where you at 👀👀
91: do you sleep with your window open?
No I live in Arizona why would I do that
92: do you get along with girls?
Yeah. I like talking to them and treating them like they’re humans. It’s a pretty radical notion, but I’m a bad boy 😉
93: are you keeping a secret from someone who needs to know the truth?
Mmmm I know a lot of shit son like I’m known for having screenshots of everything. Today I whipped out screenshots of this dude cheating on his girl so yikes yeah
94: does sex mean love?
In modern days no, but I’m gay and do consider it which is why I’m still a virgin 🙃
95: you’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, is that a problem?
BOY you wanna fucking kill me Jesus Christ they’d murder my ass
96: have you ever kissed anyone with a lip ring?
Nah
97: did you sleep alone this week?
Yeah
98: everybody has somebody that makes them happy, do you?
Yeah
99: do you believe in love at first sight?
No that’s dumb that’s lust love is a long term thing you can’t love someone if you’ve only known them for a second tf
100: who was the last person that you pinky promise?
Ilse bc I promised I wasn’t going to be a dick in their car anymore