1. Get really hungry when you’ve already brushed your teeth. I always have to brush my teeth twice at night for this reason. No willpower whatsoever.
2. Internet shopping. No you don’t need another black coat or white t-shirt but if the shipping is free…..
3. Tidy your room, find a photoalbum from 2005 and sit there for one hour riding the waves of nostalgia.
4. “I haven’t watched this movie in such a long time”. Don’t do it homie. You know it’s not just the movie. You will wiki/imbd/google the shit out of it afterwards (if you’re anything like me).
5. “I wonder what person X has been up to”. Don’t do it holmes. You’ll just drop down a long rabbit hole of regret and bad 90s fashion. Don’t do this with musicians in particular. You’ll wake up with cool beats in your head but minus $50 on your itunes account (true story).
6. Get into an argument or long text conversation with someone. Save it for daylight.
7. Decide to write a new novel/screenplay/finish that artwork. 3am is such an amazing time to write. It’s like a small window of concentrated inspiration. You’re doomed at 4am though.
8. Watch BTS dance videos where they jump around wearing trackpants. Omg. Where’s whatabouthoward when you need her? That’s right V, I saw it and now I can’t unsee it. I need bail money because I’m pretty sure I just engaged in some illegal activity. Thank God Kookie always wears really long t-shirts. Turn 21 then come and see me bro.
Goodnight tumblr. I’m sorry if I corrupted anyone.