Chapters: 10/? Fandom: Voltron: Legendary Defender Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Keith/Lance (Voltron) Characters: Keith (Voltron), Lance (Voltron), Pidge (Voltron), Shiro (Voltron), Hunk (Voltron) Additional Tags: Phone Sex, Swearing, Slow Burn, Rating May Change, Mutual Pining, Second-Hand Embarrassment, Masturbation, Blow Jobs, Foot Job mention? Is that something you tag?, Anal Fingering, Rimming, Smut, Butt Plugs Summary:
Keith works part-time as a phone sex operator and receives a prank call from Lance. This does not go as planned for Lance. Thus begins the adventure of our dear sweet idiot continuing to call Keith to fuck with him (but not like fuck fuck with him…at least not yet). And y'know, eventually having legit conversations with him and getting attached and growing on Keith.
genre/components: [ NC-17 ] smut, fluff // taehyung finds the perfect company for his lonely winter break
count: 5,264 words
a/n: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY DEAR BABY. he’s the reason why i try to stay positive and happy in life and i hope he’s showered with lots of love and happiness. this is honestly just fluffy tae smut cos i want him happy.
There was something about Christmas that always left a bitter aftertaste in Taehyung’s mouth.
Don’t get him wrong, he absolutely loved festivities. Why else would you find him squeezing into an oversized diaper on Valentine’s Day, dropping off little bags of chocolate on every one of his resident’s doorsteps? When asked why he did such a thing in a ridiculous outfit, in other words a pair of white boxer shorts, he only replied with, “I’m Cupid, it adds to the authenticity.” Halloween had him and Jimin, a fellow resident assistant, hiding in the dorm’s broom closets and scaring every person that walked past (though the hall director did ban this for the following year due to minor injuries caused). Nevertheless, Taehyung lived for the atmosphere during these days, how alive the world seemed when everyone was happy (debatable for Valentine’s Day).
However, Christmas was something that Taehyung had a love-hate relationship with. It wasn’t the cold weather because he loved every opportunity he could take to bury his face in the knitted scarf his grandma had gifted him and inhaling copious amounts of hot chocolate.
But being a resident assistant over winter break was never fun. The hall was empty and cold, slithering a chill down his spine whenever he walked down the all too dead hallway that was usually filled by chattering with the occasional sex noises. Residents were gone, most of them back to visit their families and the minority staying on campus to take up a few classes. The resource center he worked in was even more dead. If that was possible.
Nobody even came for toilet paper and people always came for toilet paper.
He was clicking away on a minesweeper game on the ancient computer downstairs (he tried to install League but that had fucked up the system) when he heard sounds from above him. And there you stood, hair a wet, tangled mess, eyes staring at him curiously, lips plump and dark from the shower as you blinked. So cute was his first thought. “Hello! Another human being! Now this is a true Christmas miracle.”
1. don’t say someones art fucks u up and then call urself a nice person
2. don’t be a sadist
3. don’t wish death upon someones pets
4. don’t send a clown picture when someone is upset about something (AND DONT MAKE THE EXCUSE OF SAYING “i didn’t know whats happening uwu )
5. don’t be happy about someone breaking down
6. don’t guilt trip someone right after you were being a dick and admitted you like making someone pissed?? like you just want attention
7. don’t be a dickwad to someone younger than you
8. don’t reject someones apology and send a lot of middle finger emojis you just seem like a huge prick ( and don’t say “ok fine i accept ur apology sorry :(((” bc it sounds like you just don’t want to start up shit)
9. don’t drink at a young age pls this isn’t a tip on how 2 be good i am concerned if ur like 15 and u drink do not
10. don’t make fun of someone for having a crush/feelings for people?? and don’t be all like “lol whose ur crush for this week” more like i could ask you “lol who are you gonna be a dick 2 this week???” (just don’t try to get personal shit from someone)
11. i can bring up guilt tripping a lot
heres an example tho
don’t be like “hey are you proud of urself u made them cry” to a person
when actually that one person who was crying was actually rude, wished death upon someones pet, admitted they liked pissing people off?? like jesus fuck don’t guilt trip like idk what ur trying to achieve here.
12. hey don’t b like “how am i losing friends??” OH its probably bc ur a douchebag
13. i repeat don’t be a sadist even if u feel like u rnt being one
Easter kinda pisses me off every year. All the stores and such are closed because one religion has a holiday, my facebook feed gets clogged with Jesus stuff, I always end up needing to awkwardly explain to someone that “I don’t, uh, celebrate Easter” and pretend I don’t notice the confused/scandalized looks. I don’t actually care at all that some people think a god came back from the dead and that it’s worth commemorating. Believe what you want, you do you, have fun and all, but I’m apparently feeling like the Easter grinch today because their zombie god myth is making my day really irritating.
Whatever, I’ll get over it. Same as every year.
Also, the owls are getting rabbit tonight. Delicious Easter bunny.