jesus that's funny

Conversation I Overheard at a Church Function
  • Kid: Moooommmm...That girl hit me!!!!!
  • Mom: okay honey, don't get upset..
  • Kid: but mom she hit ME, she's asking to get it!!
  • Mom: but what would Jesus do?
  • Kid: SET HER ON FIRE

i feel like if aliens do exist, we are one of the youngest planets ever so like we are just the babies and they probably don’t want to ever hang with our lame asses until we are at like a trillion years old and have sorted out our shit. 

Concept: Hal talking shit in eldritch tongues.

Everyone is concerned even though he only does it at their enemies.

Collab with @loudst