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Conversation I Overheard at a Church Function
  • Kid: Moooommmm...That girl hit me!!!!!
  • Mom: okay honey, don't get upset..
  • Kid: but mom she hit ME, she's asking to get it!!
  • Mom: but what would Jesus do?
  • Kid: SET HER ON FIRE

Concept: Hal talking shit in eldritch tongues.

Everyone is concerned even though he only does it at their enemies.

Collab with @loudst

anonymous asked:

I truly adore your posts, and wanted to ask you some questions about our favorite couple: 1) Who do you think is more dominant, Rick or Michonne? 2) Who is Michonne's BFF? Rick's is Daryl, I think, tho I know he considers him a brother. 3) What exactly would Rick have told Carl had it not been for Jesus' intervention (heh, that's funny) and 4) I know some fans want Michonne to have a baby, but do you think that is something Rick and Michonne want? Why or why not?

Thanks so much ^_^  And interesting questions!

1.) If you mean in the bedroom, mos def Rick.  He seeks her out, reaches for her first…he is the big spoon.  To me, Rick is the dom in the bedroom, with Michonne as the sub.  The only way to describe it is hungry.  Rick is so hungry for Michonne. I just see him being a straight up predator. *shivers*

Outside the bedroom though?  Rick might as well be walking on his knees.  He is the total sub.  Even more so now that they’re sharing a bed.  I just keep thinking of that grudging, “…yeah” Rick gives Jesus when Michonne said they can wait immediately after Rick had said, “We came here for food, and we’re gonna get it.” So yeah, depending on the setting, they are both equally sub and dom.

2.)  Thought about this, and I am unsure…if I had to put my money on someone, it’d be Daryl or Glenn, though lately, I’m leaning more towards Glenn.

3.)  Hmm….

I imagine he would have told him that morning at breakfast.  They’d all sit down to eat, and Michonne and Rick would try to not make direct eye contact and fail, smiling at nothing, thinking about the night before, then Rick notices Carl’s “WTH are you laughing at?” face, and he takes a deep breath and says, “Carl…there’s um…Michonne and I are…”

He trails, off, not sure how to finish.  Carl looks between them, waiting.  Rick then reaches across the table to Michonne, taking her hand, rubbing the top of it with his thumb.  Michonne looks at him with that starry gazed look she sometimes gets when looking at Rick, and he looks right back at her with a similar expression.  “We’re together, now.”  Rick and Michonne smile at each other, then both turn to Carl simultaneously, expectantly.  

He looks between the two of them and at their joined hands, smiles a bit, and shrugs.  “Okay,” then goes back to eating his cereal.

4.) What Rick and Michonne want…I don’t think that that’s necessarily what Rick wants, no.  But I do think he doesn’t not want it, either.  What matters to Rick in his relationship with Michonne is to 1. Make her happy, 2. Not let her down 3. Provide for her and 4. Keep her safe, and not necessarily in that order.  If Michonne wants a baby (and I sincerely believe she does after this:

Then yes, Rick will want it because she wants it; because he loves her and wants to give her the world, or as much of it as he can.  He would not hesitate to make this happen if she gave the go ahead, and I do believe after the big loss they are about to suffer, that she will.  This Negan business will be a (forgive the pun) a “come to Jesus” moment for them and their relationship.  How much time do any of them have?  Might as well make the best of it.

Wow.  Thanks for all of those questions.  That was so much fun ^_^

ughhg there’s some shit on my dash that is making me so damn tired like bone-weary tired so im gonna make this quick post lol

going after people who are uncomfortable by pete wentz is the most immature and unfair thing you can do. full stop. i dont care if you still like him, if you still like fob, because even i still do to an extent because of how badly ive connected with them, but its some bullshit to be calling people “petephobes” (GENUINELY, WHAT) because they are made uncomfortable by his relationship with jeanae. its just like. ? what are you gaining. whats the point

you’re acting like the people unstanning pete are having a Really Fun and Happy Time unstanning him? like dont you think it fucking sucks to look up to someone and idolize them only to find out something so horrifying that you can no longer feel comfortable being a fan of them? dont you think these people are already devastated that the one person they found that helped them overcome struggles with mental illness turned out to be someone they could no longer support? do you really think it’s been fun for them? jesus

i know a lot of you are young but please understand that anyone’s decision to stop supporting pete/fob is a personal decision that was probably difficult to make and you have nothing to gain from acting like they’re being unreasonable

people making steps to keep themselves safe and comfortable is not unreasonable, jesus. your idolization of a celebrity should not be prioritized over the comfort of others. 

if you use the word “petephobe” like, unironically, unfollow me jesus christ, thats not funny in the least and it really makes you look like an ass

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