jesus nation

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On this day 7 years ago, Andrés Iniesta led 2008 European Champions to their first ever World Cup after scoring the game winning goal in the 116th minute, beating the Netherlands 1-0

Anti drug blog users are the absolute worst.

We get it. You don’t like drugs. You had bad childhoods with drug addicted parents who abused you, gave you up for adoption or just didn’t give a shit about you.


We don’t mind if you add your opinion to our posts. We try to be nice the first few times. But if you continue to pour your childhood story and experiences on us we will get pissed.


It’s not our fault your life was shitty.

It’s not our fault you can’t get passed your trauma.


However for the love of everything


STOP TELLING YOUR STORY TO EVERYONE AND STOP BASHING THE TWEAKER COMMUNITY BY SAYING WE SHOULD ALL DIE.


believe it or not you die too. We all do. Some just faster than others.


A lot of us do drugs just for the fun of it on occasion, as in -

  • once a month for a few days.
  • Just weekends
  • A few days a month
  • Most of the month
  • Every day all day for weeks at a time.

But seriously. From every junkie blog we have one thing to say –


SHUT YOUR BITCHASS, CRYBABY, MILLENIAL, WEAK MINDED ASS UP.

If you don’t like our drug use, just go to another part of Tumblr or message us and tell us in private.


Im pretty sure tweaker nation is tired of you.

  • republicans: refugees stay out
  • bible: how is god’s love in anyone who has the world’s goods and sees people in need and yet refuses to help?
  • republicans: deport undocumented workers
  • jesus: i was hungry and you gave me something to eat. i was thirsty and you gave me something to drink. i was a stranger and you invited me in.
  • republicans: destroy our enemies, bomb them
  • jesus: love your enemies, forgive them
  • republicans: this is a christian nation
  • jesus: these people honour me with their lips, but their hearts are far from me. they worship me in vain.
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An extremely observant Twitterer caught Tulo doing the most Dad Tulo thing during the anthems today… (It’s a Junior Jays Saturdays Dad Tradition, Mark Buehrle used to do this too). I love that he doesn’t just tend to the kid standing with him, he fixes Morales’ kid’s hat too. 

Probably also completely silent the whole time. Just *Grabs hat* *Hands hat back to extremely confused child*

  • [Dashes up to a panicking Soldier 76]
  • Genji: Morrison!
  • Soldier 76: Yes! What is it, Gengo?
  • Genji: Genji!
  • Soldier 76: I DONT CARE WHAT YOUR NAME IS
  • Genji: Roadhog and Widowmaker are loose, Jesse’s dead, and they’re live on national TV!
  • Soldier 76: LIVE ON NATIONAL TV!? JESUS HAROLD CHRIST ON A RUBBER CRUTCH, IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME!?
  • submitted by marvelous-mammoth
the book of mormon: a summary
  • Hello!: HELLO WOULD YOU LIKE TO CHANGE RELIGIONS I HAVE A FREE BOOK WRITTEN BY JESUS
  • Two by Two: national stereotypes, forced teamwork, and disappointment
  • You and Me But Mostly Me: over-inflated sense of importance, unrealistic expectations, and more forced teamwork. also elder cunningham is adorable.
  • Hasa Diga Ebowai: fuck you, God
  • Turn it Off: your problems don't exist. everything's fine. there is no war in ba sing se.
  • I Am Here For You: onesided friend crush
  • All-American Prophet: GOD BLESS AMERICA WE'RE BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE *eagle noises*
  • Sal Tlay Ka Siti: well you can't fault her for a lack of optimism
  • Man Up: and you thought Price was the protagonist
  • Making Things Up Again: telling occasional white lies vs. remaining totally honest debate. ALSO HOBBITS.
  • Spooky Mormon Hell Dream: apparently being separated for like a day is worse than Hitler. seriously even jesus thinks you're a dick.
  • I Believe: I AM A MORMON, AND A MORMON JUST BELIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEVES (whether those things make any sense or not)
  • Baptize Me: the cleanest song about fucking ever
  • I Am Africa: white, ignorant, privileged SJWs in a nutshell
  • Joseph Smith American Moses: still a better adaptation than the last airbender
  • Tomorrow is a Latter Day: twosided friend crush, all is forgiven, religion brings people together, ALSO DID WE MENTION THE AWKWARD FAT GUY IS A PROPHET