So the original Harry Hotspur, may he rest in peaces(s), was one of five children, according to that source of all knowledge, Wikipedia. His siblings were, respectively, Sir Thomas, Sir Ralph, Margaret, and the baby of the family, Alan.
And that nose has got to be genetic, right?
All of which leads me to only one possible conclusion.
Alan Percy has run away from home, is larking around in Sherwood forest, and is the bane of his older brother’s existence. He’d better hope Kate doesn’t find him
Me: *goes to the supermarket deli to buy a juice and fruit salad why not*
The deli lady: *too busy cutting KIWIS*
Me: *gets extra shook*
Me: *pays and leaves. Gets in the car*
Radio: ohhh SWEET CREATUREEEEE
Me: *INSANELY SHOOK* W H A T T H E F U C K S T O P ! ! !
My mom: *laughing at my meltdown*