jesus look at the things i do i don't know that person why am i doing this

anonymous asked:

It's me, Chantilly lace anon! I was not expecting that (and I mean this as in woah Chelsea, you are an exceptional writer!) But I'm dying to know the aftermath. Don't leave anon hanging after serving that slice serve (sorry I make bad tennis analogies).

No one lets me be evil. Jk I don’t let myself be evil. I’m chaotic neutral at best.

Here you go anon, I have a soft spot for people calling me by my name. Sequel to this!


He thinks of himself like furniture when he does this to her, thinks of himself as something owned and familiar, as traversable in the dark as a decade long set up. It always surprises him when she startles and drops her keys on the floor, or her groceries, or that one time she nearly stripped. He comes with the place. He comes wherever she is.

Tonight he keeps the light on and he sprawls out on the couch. He’s not exactly owned, he’s not exactly familiar. She barely jumps when she finds him this time.

“Mulder?” She hurries to shut and lock the door behind her, dropping her purse and keys on the side table before rushing over to him. “Are you okay? Why are you here?” She feels his forehead, combs her fingers through his hair.

He studies her openly as she hunches over him. Not a hair out of place, no bruises or bite marks, and her mouth is as lipsticked dried-berry matte as it was when she left him in the office. Her clothes aren’t rumpled. Not even close. Nothing – nothing happened then. It’s eleven at night. If it had happened, if it had been him… she cocks her head when she’s concentrating, and there’s this spot on her jaw. His teeth, there. And on her neck. Pick a place any place. Her throat her ears his tongue his lips. He would pay for the dry cleaning. He would have kept the bra. At the very least she wouldn’t look like this. Like nothing happened. Nothing happened.


“Why are you here, Mulder?” She repeats, but this time she sounds tired. There’s a case, Scully. There’s a wart on my ass, I need you to look. There was an accident on the beltway and I had to make sure it wasn’t you. You’re dead wrong on biorhythms. Just here to say hi. What’s up. How are you.

“Scully, were you out with someone?” The words are thick like a foreign language – because they are. This is not their doublespeak, their runaround, their foot soldier-careful navigation of landmines and tripwire. But it doesn’t feel wrong. Not like he was so sure it would.

“I don’t see how that’s any of your business,” she replies, more curious than defensive. She eyes him warily and joins him on the couch, sitting at the farthest end.

“I almost kissed you,” he blurts out. “Over the summer. We never talked about what that meant.”

Her mouth works around nothing. She hugs herself. “The hallway,” she says mildly. “You’re bringing up the hallway. You’re bringing it up now.”

“It had to come up,” he grits, almost through his teeth. If he shakes her now, by the sword-sharp set of her shoulders, he’d leave her wrinkled. Her shirt would bunch up under his fingers and crease around her elbows, and maybe the collar would flip up. “You know that, Scully.” She shakes her head and it feels annoyingly like they’re in the office, like they’re arguing a case. “You’re saying we could pretend it never happened. That you could pretend it never happened.”

“No, I’m saying it wouldn’t have come up. Mulder, you never would have brought it up.”

“I just did.”

“And why did you?” He stays quiet. To him it doesn’t matter why or how or even when, it just matters that it was brought up. Now they can talk about this. Now they can fix this. “You brought it up to prove a point. You brought it up to be right about something, but God knows what you’ve decided to martyr yourself for this time.”

“I’m bringing it up because we have to talk about it. We almost kissed, Scully.” His voice lowers, something hot stings the back of his throat. “And it wouldn’t have ended there. Not with all we were saying and feeling. We ignored it because you were taken and things aren’t great right now but shit, look what it’s doing to us. You don’t even trust my intentions. You ask why I’m bringing up the hallway. That should be obvious to you.”

“I considered myself warned.” He frowns at her. “I didn’t want to make anything too personal.” He shakes his head and clenches his jaw.

“Don’t do that, Scully. Don’t take an entirely different set of circumstances and use my words with an entirely different context to dig yourself out of this.”

She cocks her chin and her eyebrow at the same time, stares at him through flesh and bone and kills the cells of him with just that look. “And just what am I digging myself out of?” She asks, hushed and unwavering. “Are you saying I did something to you?” And he feels it that yes, she did. Yes, you did do something to me. Now apologize so we can make up. Now apologize so we can make up. Now apologize so we can make up. “That I can’t even try to be happy without you making it all about yourself?”

Systems failure. He shuts down, her eyes a blue screen of death, their shallow breathing the beep, beep, beep of something wrong and coded. “He makes you happy,” he says blankly.

“I didn’t – ” air whistles through her nose as her face falls, but he’s not looking at her. “I didn’t say that.”

“That’s good.” He means it in a way.


“I’m happy that you’re happy.”

“Will you–”

“Don’t tell him that exploding cadaver story. It’s a great story. I love it. But it’s gross, Scully. You’re weird sometimes.”

“Jesus, will you just–”

“That’s a good thing. It’s a great thing. But maybe hold that one in until the sixth month anniversary or–”

Shut up!” Scully shouts, and he snaps his mouth shut and falls back against the couch. They sit in awkward silence, with Scully holding her head in her hands.

“I should go,” he says finally. There are a million meanings in it, none he’ll ever really follow through with. He should go, though. He really should.

“Don’t,” Scully demands roughly. Okay. Alright. He can put the hurt away and revisit it later. They say it’s better fermented. Fine wine. They say you can really tell the difference.

“What do you want me to say, Scully?” He whispers. She shakes her head and looks away and he knows there are tears in her eyes and he’s sorry he ever said anything. “Tell me what you want me to say.”

Her breath hitches. Her shirt is all bunched up in the middle. Her hand falls off of her lap and she inches it toward him, an offering, a sacrifice, something. He tentatively takes it in his own.

anonymous asked:

I don't know if I'm late for the drabble game but I have been thinking about this for a while. Can you please do a Taehyung's POV from Zaddy 3, that part when he's coming to see her, and the whole fight? That part when she's scared of him, the whole almost- slapping thing it's one of my fav parts, you're genius. ❤ I hope I'm not late for the party, but don't feel pressured or anything.. 😇

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I Learnt That From The Pizza Man

It had started out as an accident, a share button accidentally pressed, a drunk fumble to undo his mistake falling short of its intended target. He froze for several long moments, then quickly pulled the bed covers over his naked body on the off chance that Castiel would perform one of his obligatorily unwarranted appearances at the sight of the text. After a few loaded minutes spent waiting for the shit to hit the fan Dean shrugged, and reassured himself with the thought that in all likelihood the angel didn’t even know how to open the text, let alone the hyperlink.

The next time he saw Cas the perturbed look in the angel’s eyes seemed to belie Dean’s earlier assessment of the situation, a slight shift away from their usual intense focus on Dean’s face, a hint of a question that the angel clearly didn’t know how to voice. Oh, he’d seen the message. Dean’s lip twitched slightly at the discomfort he sensed there, but said nothing of it.

That night, with an uncharacteristically evil chuckle, Dean sent off another link, chugging whiskey and grinning to himself as he imagined the frown as the angel received the message, that composed face blushing as he saw what it contained, if in fact an angel could blush. Dean coughed and quickly moved his train of thought away from the details, far too easily conjured, of those impossibly blue eyes, the turn of his lips as he – Dean quickly clicked on a video and ignored the familiar lump that rose in his throat when he allowed himself to go there, to think too much.

He didn’t know why he continued to do it, keep sending the links to those videos, the inappropriate texts late at night when he’d drunk too much to hold himself back. He staunchly refused to see any deeper reasons for his actions, it was a joke, and nothing else. A joke he would never mention to Sammy, or discuss out loud when he came into contact with the angel. A totally normal hetero joke, and the butterflies that fluttered in his stomach every time he saw Cas squirm when they locked eyes were caused by stress, or hunger, or the sport of messing with the angel. That was all. Just a joke.

“Dean Winchester, this is not funny!”

Dean grinned at the phone and struggled to resist the urge to laugh.

“Something up Cas?”

“You know exactly what is up. The gardener is currently ‘up’ the frustrated housewife.”

Dean half choked on a mouthful of beer and spluttered a laugh.

“Stop sending me pornography Dean!” The panic in the angel’s voice only served to make Dean laugh harder.

“Or what?”

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13 - ROTC/new-to-the-Air-Force Rhodey and/or CW/post-CW Rhodey

Flying like a cannonball, falling to the earth/Heavy as a feather when you hit the dirt


The first thing Jim remembers is flying.

If he was honest, that would be a lie. His first memory is something mundane like his mother singing to him or watching TV with his father. But what he remembers most, brightest, strongest is this: standing on the ledge of his family’s second-story apartment balcony, gazing down at the little section of the tiny backyard Mrs. Turner has used for her garden (bushes grown up high, hopefully high enough) taking a breath, closing his eyes and leaping.

He remembers flying. 

That glorious moment of weightlessness fighting gravity, when he was moving faster than light, faster than sound, the fastest thing on this planet. He was invincible.

He doesn’t remember hitting the ground, but he remembers rolling off his broken arm to stare up at the blue blue sky and thinking someday it would be his. Someday he’d never have to land.

(”He fell,” his little sister Jeanette insists with a pout when his mother comes home and panics at not finding Jim where he should be. He can hear them through the window. “He fell, Mama.”

His mama looks over the balcony and screeches, going back inside. Jeanette stares at Jim through the bars of the railing. “I didn’t fall,” he tries to say, but he’s six and the pain is finally catching up to him. He can’t feel his arm. He cries when his mother picks him up.)

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Downton Rewatch (Season 1): part ii

- oh my gOD Bates get a hold of yourself. so william comes barreling through the door and spills Thomas’ tea all over him and thomas gets mad. and says something snotty. wow. call the constable, what an effing crime. like. now thomas has tea all over his clothes so he’s either got to go and change (which i’m sure he has just masses of other clothes no problem right) or wait for it to dry, during which time if Mr. Carson catches him he’s going to get a verbal thrashing. DO EITHER OF THOSE OPTIONS SOUND APPEALING. like I am the first to admit that thomas is the most…JUST THE MOST. but don’t treat him like he just ripped the head off of a baby lamb for having a reaction jesus BACK OFF BATES

- oh good lord when Daisy says, “i’d do anything for you” and Thomas glows - ACTUALLY GLOWS - with something like pride and wonder and genuine surprise. i mean in the next second his face shifts and he does this villainous little smirk sure yeah because that’s a weapon, that’s something to defend yourself with if you need it, something to use against other people duh. (honestly i don’t know how anyone who isn’t a slytherin makes sense of the world but okay) but in that moment before, there was bare vulnerability and it was fucking beautiful. shit. i’m gonna make a shitty gif of it because you guys have got to see this shit.

THOMAS. (90% of my live action commentary watching this show is just me yelling out in a pained and strangled voice THUHMASSS).

-this is a real live actual conversation that happens.

OB: [plotting against Bates} What we need to do is to make him a suspect when something’s really been stolen.

Thomas: How do we know anything’s been stolen?

OB: Because you stole it, you noodle.

You are both noodles, and this is a terrible idea.

- side note: how fucking spot on is it that when there are scenes happening in Carson’s office or the servants hall you can hear Mrs. Patmore and Daisy bickering in the background. I mean. I take this show to task for a lot but wow that is some tight storytelling.

- man do i miss the good ole days of Thomas and OB plotting and smoking in the courtyard. iconic.

- there is not much i find more delightful than Thomas saying “sod ‘em.” why can’t he have been given more dirty lines please…why is RJC’s ridiculous accent so fucking soothing. SEE HOW SOOTHED I AM. i am currently just a skin bag of loose bones and honey.

- Daisy and Mrs. Patmore are fuking underappreciated. Daisy misunderstanding Mrs. Patmore and thinking she’s supposed to poison the food while Mrs. P is away for eye surgery is one of the best and most subtle moments of comedic genius in television history.

- why is watching Thomas putting food in his mouth…so erotic. i did not ask for this. i was perfectly happy not knowing this about myself.

- okay so look. i am the first (okay maybe not the first) to admit that Thomas says and does some mean shit. he’s not perfect! some days…he is so overwhelmingly far from perfect that hypothetically you have to go have a good long talk with yourself in the bathroom mirror about why the eff it’s one o clock in the morning and you are lulling yourself to sleep with VIVID fantasies of putting a grown man in the bathtub, washing the pomade out of his hair, and seeing what kinds of noises he makes when you skritch the back of his head. hypothetically. i can only imagine that’s what it would be like because none of this is personal experience. but also let’s not pretend that i won’t defend Thomas to the everloving end. yes, it is not his finest moment to make light of a woman losing her pregnancy or a young person losing their mother, BUT for fuck’s sake why does no one seem to have a problem with people putting their hands on Thomas in violence, holy shit.

- aghhhhh the fact that Thomas holds himself so still, head so high and proud when he’s got bruises on his face. It is the Don’t Fucking Touch Me Stillness, cousin to his Blank Look of Shame, and you all know how i feel about that.

- hahahahahhah ohhhhhhh well fuck me i guess branson/sybil/gwen was the ot3 i didn’t even know i wanted. 


The Last Five Years - Sentence Starters
  • [name] is over and [name] is gone.
  • I'm still hurting.
  • What about things that you swore to be true?
  • Go and hide and run away!
  • Run away, run and find something better.
  • Maybe there's somewhere a lesson to learn.
  • I've been waiting for someone like you.
  • I've been standing for days with the phone in my hand like an idiot, scared to death.
  • My people have suffered for thousands of years and I don't give a shit!
  • I guess I can't believe you really came.
  • See, I'm smiling--That means I'm happy that you're here.
  • I think we're gonna be okay.
  • With all we've had to go through, we'll end up twice as strong.
  • I didn't know you had to go so soon.
  • We'll have tonight.
  • You know what makes me crazy?
  • I'm sorry, can I say this?
  • You could be here with me or be there with them - as usual, guess which you pick.
  • You can't spend a single day that's not about you and you and nothing but you!
  • I swear to God I'll never understand how you can stand there straight and tall and see I'm crying, and not do anything at all.
  • Things are moving too fast.
  • I won't do anything just half-assed.
  • I met my personal Aphrodite.
  • I'm feeling panicked and rushed and hurried.
  • I'm so happy I can't get worried.
  • Next day it's just like it never happened.
  • And then he smiles - his eyes light up and how can I complain?
  • Yes, he's insane, but look what he can do.
  • I tend to follow in his stride instead of side by side.
  • I said I'd stick it out and follow through.
  • I'm a part of that...aren't I?
  • Maybe your heart's completely swayed, but your head can't follow through.
  • Don't you think that now's a good time to be the ambitious freak you are?
  • You get to be happy!
  • Take a breath, take a step, take a chance - take your time.
  • Have I mentioned today how lucky I am to be in love with you?
  • I'm sharing a room with a "former" stripper and her snake: Wayne.
  • I could shove an ice pick in my eye, I could eat some fish from last July, but it wouldn't be as awful as [fill in what you wish].
  • He wants me, he wants me, but he ain't gonna get me.
  • Son of a bitch, I guess I'm doing something right!
  • 'Cause the torture is just exquisite while I'm waiting for you to visit.
  • We should go meet the dinosaurs.
  • Will you share your life with me for the next ten minutes?
  • There are so many lives I want to share with you.
  • But if you can just wait I will make it eventually.
  • Not like I'm proud of the fact.
  • I want to be your wife, I want to bear your child, I want to die knowing I had a long, full life in your arms.
  • Will you share your life with me for the next ten lifetimes?
  • There are so many dreams I need to see with you.
  • There are so many years I need to be with you.
  • Everyone tells you that the minute you get married every other woman in the world suddenly finds you attractive.
  • And all of a sudden, this pair of breasts walks by and smiles at you and you're like - "That's not fair!"
  • In a perfect world a miracle would happen.
  • I shouldn't care what she thinks since I can't fuck her anyway!
  • Don't despair, I'll be there.
  • I am a good person!
  • Stop looking at that, look at me.
  • Jesus Christ, I suck, I suck, I suck, I suck.
  • I will not be the girl who requires a man to get by.
  • Can we please for a minute stop blaming and say what you feel?
  • Did you think this would all be much easier than it's turned out to be?
  • If I didn't believe in you, we'd never have gotten this far.
  • Don't we get to be happy at some point down the line?
  • If I'm cheering on your side, why can't you support mine?
  • No one can give you courage.
  • I will not lose because you can't win.
  • He wouldn't leave me alone 'less I went with him to dinner.
  • I guess he was good in bed.
  • He blew me off with a heartfelt letter.
  • I can do better than that.
  • You don't have to change a thing, just stay with me.
  • I want you and you and nothing but you.
  • I don't want to throw up your walls and defenses.
  • It feels like my life led right to your side and will keep me there from now on.
  • Think of what's past, because we can do better.
  • Hey, kid - good morning. You look like an angel.
  • I don't remember when we fell asleep.
  • Nobody needs to know.
  • Come back to bed, kid.
  • Hold on, don't cry yet.
  • I won't let you go.
  • Maybe I could be in love with someone like you.
  • Goodbye until tomorrow.
  • I have been waiting for you.
  • I'm not the only one who's hurting here.
  • I don't know what the hell is left to do.
  • I could never rescue you.
  • All I could do was love you hard and let you go.
  • So we could fight, or we could wait, or I could go...
  • I didn't see a way we both could win.
  • Goodbye.

anonymous asked:

So I've been having a really bad week and a friend shared a story about me from something that happened literally a year ago. I did something that wasn't a big deal to me but meant a great deal to her. So what if tony is having one of those bad days. And Peter starts it by saying something like, "you know mr. Stark...i don't know if I ever told you but remember when you did [this thing]? I'll never forget that and it was one of the best moments of my life." Then the rest of team tony share too?

Because we all need a little more Fluff in our lives. 

Tony’s having a bad week. It feels like everything he’s been fighting for is worth nothing. They stand up to Thanos, they win, and the next threat comes, bigger and badder than before. No matter what he does, people keep dying, he keeps failing. 

“Hey, Tony.” Pepper says, nudging his side. He looks up, surprised to find the others seated around them. “I don’t know if you remember this, you probably don’t but when I came in here to correct your math, that wasn’t the first time we met.” Pepper says. Tony blinks at her.

“It wasn’t?” He asks, and she shakes her head smiling. 

“Nope, the first time we met was the day I came in to interview for Stark Industries. I was having a bit of an anxiety attack outside of the HR reception area.” She explains, and Tony searches his memories for any situation like this. 

“I don’t remember that.” He admits. She smiles. 

“Well, it was probably nothing to you. You saw me though, and you stopped, put your phone away, and told me it would be alright.” She said, looking down at her shoes. “I’ve never forgotten it. You, the owner of the company, a man with more money than I could dream of, sat down to talk to me, and make sure I was okay. You didn’t care that I wasn’t even an emplyee yet. You just wanted to make sure I was okay.” Pepper says. 

“I’m sure it wasn’t that big of a deal.” Tony mumbles, feeling uncomfortable. Pepper shakes her head.

“It was a huge deal Tony. It was the reason I agreed when you asked me to be your personal assistant. It was the reason I had the confidence to storm into your office in the first place.” She says. “That kindness, that’s why you’re my best friend.” Tony blinks back tears.

“You deserve every bit of kindness the world can show you.” Tony mumbles, and she laughs wetly. 

“So do you Tony.” She squeezes his shoulder, and Rhodey raises his hand. 

“My turn, my turn.” He jokes, and everyone turns to look at him, and Tony tries to pretend they didn’t all see him crying.

“Don’t embarrass me Honeybear.” Tony teases, and Rhodey laughs. 

“I think I’m more likely to embarrass myself.” He admits, smiling at Tony. “You remember, back before Afghanistan,” Rhodey starts.

“I mean vaguely.” Tony jokes, remembering how frequently drunk he was. 

“Well, one time you were drunk off your ass. We were at a gala, and I was tired as all hell. I just wanted to go home dude.” Rhodey starts, and Tony winces. “So, I told you. ‘Hey, man I’m tired. Can we go?’ Tony you had us out the door and in a cab in three seconds.” Tony blinks at him surprised. “The best part though, you told the cabbie, ‘This is my best friend. He’s in the air force, best guy I’ll ever know man.’ Drunk off your ass and singing me praises dude.” Rhodey smiles at him. “I felt so loved.” 

“Bro.” Tony mumbles, a little chokes up. “I love you, always Rhodey.” Rhodey smiles at him, and climbs onto the couch next to him to offer a hug. 

“I know you do man.” Rhodey assures, and Peter’s hand shoots up in the air. Rhodey points to him. “Your turn Spider dude.” 

“Okay, so I haven’t known Dr. Stark- Tony fine stop glaring- Tony as long as you two have, obviously. But Dr. S-Tony you are one of the most kind and patient teachers I have ever had. You’re so happy to foster my creativity, and my ability to do science.” Peter beams at him. “Just yesterday you took time out of your busy as all fu-hell schedule, in order to help me with my physics homework. You, an important hero, and man, spending your time helping me.” Peter shrugs his shoulders. “You’ve always been my Hero.” He admits. 

“Peter stop.” Tony mumbles, rubbing at his eyes. “Jesus fuck kid, I’ll help you with your homework a thousand times over, it’s not a big deal.” Peter, vaults over the coffee table to hug him. 

“It is to me.” Peter whispers. Tony hugs him tight. Vision coughs awkwardly. 

“Mr. Stark, Tony, I have not been around for long.” Vision says. And Peter slides back into his seat. “I have however been hurt in the short time I’ve been alive, and despite you being hurt worse, by the others actions, you took time to talk to me, and make sure I was doing okay.” Vision explains. 

“Of course.” Tony says. 

“No, it’s an obvious thing to do for you.” Vision stresses. “But it’s not something everyone would have done. You had your own issues going on, you’d been hurt, but you spent time to make sure I was doing okay.” 

“Vision, you’re like the Athena to my Zeus.” Tony mumbles, and everyone raises an eyebrow at him. “What? He’s not my baby, he sprouted fully formed out of my brain.” The others shrug in acknowledgement. “I care about him though, he is my kid.” 

“Yeah, I am. You’re a great dad.” Vision says. Tony nearly falls over the back of the couch. 

“Not the D-word dude! You’re gonna make me feel old!” Tony gasps. Rhodey drags him back into his seat. 

“Look, we are not calling you old, but you are.” Rhodey informs him, and Tony clutches his heart. “What we are trying to call you, is our hero.” 


“Peter you’re ruining the moment.” 

When aqours kinkshame each other
  • You: Im just going to say this here, y'all are nasty
  • Kanan: i don't even have any kinks!
  • You: kinkshame the kinkless
  • You: I'm kinshaming you because you can't be kinkshamed
  • Riko: I can't even
  • Chika: What if You's kink is kinkshaming
  • Mari: My kink is being kinkshamed
  • //You has left the chat
  • Chika: Oh thank god
  • //You has joined the chat
  • You: Tf did you say about me binch
  • Mari: Hey, is it just me or is Dia is awfully silent
  • Kanan: Now that you've mentioned it, where is she
  • Chika: What if Dia is the kinkiest of us all
  • Dia: I , Dia Kurosawa, do not engage in such activities
  • Mari: That's not what you said last night
  • You: SHUT DOWN
  • Kanan: Really Dia, how did you think that was going to go down
  • Riko: Oh thank god, a relatable person here
  • Chika: What about me
  • You: It's decided, I'm kinkshaming all of you
  • Yoshiko: Translation
  • Ruby: But I don't have any kinks
  • Chika: How does she do that
  • Yoshiko: That is a lie, I have seen some of those books under your bed when I come over
  • Mari: ‎( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • You: I can't believe Yoshiko is not a virgin
  • Kanan: Haha pay up
  • Yoshiko: I was only there for homework
  • Yoshiko: Also how dare you take bets on me
  • Mari: "Homework"
  • Kanan: Is that what you young ones now call "sexual intercourse"
  • Kanan: Since its at home, and could be considered work
  • Yoshiko: Shut your fuck
  • Kanan: Respect your elders!
  • You: Yeah yoshiko wtf
  • Riko: Yeah yoshiko wtf
  • Chika: Yeah yoshiko wtf
  • Ruby: Yeah yoshiko wtf
  • Maru: eAh hSiko wtf
  • Yoshiko: IT'S YOHANE
  • You: The suprising thing here is that Yoshiko had the balls to visit Maru
  • Yoshiko: l I S T E N H E R E
  • Chika: I'm listening
  • Yoshiko: Why is it that I'm always roasted in the group chat, why not riko
  • Riko: HEY
  • You: Because it's so easy to roast you?
  • Chika: Because you don't have any good comebacks?
  • Mari: What they said
  • Yoshiko: You are mean to me, you insult me and you don't appreciate anything that I do
  • Yoshiko: I'm going to go cry now
  • //yoshiko has left the chat
  • Maru: > : O
  • Maru: fukc yuo gu sy
  • Dia: : O
  • Kanan: Young lady I did not raise you to be like that!
  • maru: shit, gotta blast
  • //maru has left the chat
  • //maru entered th chat
  • //maru has left the chat
  • //yoshiko has joined the chat
  • Yoshiko: … wait are Dia and Kanan Maru's parents
  • Yoshiko: Does that mean I have to ask them to ask Maru out
  • Dia: If you so much as touch a hair on my daughter's head, say good bye to performing in love live
  • Dia: Hmmm, well I've gathered every one to join, named the group, and am competent in more ways than you are
  • Chika: BINCH WHAT
  • Chika: I'll have you know as honoka kousake's #1 fan, she personally told me I was the best aqours member
  • Dia: I mean, hmph , it doesn't matter what she said to you, she isn't eli
  • You: Fake
  • Ruby: Fake
  • Dia: Shut up
  • Dia: Anyway, if you really want to prove yourself as the leader of aqours, meet me at the beach at 6 pm
  • You: CHIKA NO
  • Riko: CHIKA NO
  • Mari: CHIKA YES
  • [You has sent a photo]
  • Chika: Hmm, Do I assert my dominance or look like a pair of clothes that shiitake went through
  • You: Fucking rude, I did not look that bad
  • Riko: Yes you did
  • Mari: Yes you did
  • Yoshiko: Yes you did
  • Kanan: Yes you did
  • Dia: Well, what's your answer
  • //chika has left the chat
  • Dia: coward
  • //chika has joined the chat
  • Chika: I asked my mom
  • Chika: She said no
  • Dia: Hmph fine, I'll let you remain leader for now
  • Dia: Since you have Honoka's blessing, I will not object
  • Mari: Lame , this is why you're a bottom
  • You: d e s t r o y e d
  • Dia: Okay, but at least I get more out of Kanan than with you
  • Chika: Jesus
  • Yoshiko: I smell a break up
  • Kanan: But I'm at the store..
  • Mari: I got the newest pair of crocs
  • Chika: Okay I know I've had some weird ass kinks, but crocs?
  • Kanan: Don't judge me
  • You: Nah i'm going to
  • Riko: holy fuck
  • Dia: Do I have to go too?
  • Mari: Yes
  • Dia: fuck , fine
  • Riko: So if Dia is a bottom.. then who's the ultimate top in the third years
  • Chika: interesting question
  • You: Protect Yoshiko , she's too innocent for this group chat
  • Yoshiko: Fuck you
  • You: You wish
  • //Maru has joined the chat
  • Maru: *knife emoji*
  • You: holy fuck
  • Mari: Are you two finally here , I'm ready
  • Dia: Im here, but the doors are locked
  • Kanan: Give me 5 minutes
  • Riko: You guys have dms, USE THEM
  • You: get your kinky shit out if the main chat
  • Mari: Fine
  • //mari has left the chat
  • Kanan: see you later kiddos
  • //kanan has left the chat
  • You : Kiddos?
  • Yoshiko: I can't believe the nerve of her , calling me a kid, I am 15 and -
  • Chika: Still a kid
  • Dia: Anyway good bye, and Ruby remember to lock the doors, I'm not going to be back tonight
  • //Dia has left the chat
  • Chika: Well I have got work to do , see you all
  • //chika has left the chat
Beautiful Creatures Sentence Meme
  • "I've been having the same dream for months now."
  • "I want him/her, no matter what happens."
  • "At first I thought I was losing my mind. Then I realized it would be no great loss."
  • "Insanity's inevitable."
  • "It was like love before first sight."
  • "Only two types of people here, the ones too stupid to leave and the ones too stuck to move."
  • "Anything is better than a life standing still."
  • "To be unstuck in time in a constant state of stage fright."
  • "If I dress like I care, I lose credibility."
  • "I envy people in comas."
  • "How does loving Jesus make that man/woman so crazy?"
  • "Why would anyone wanna move here?"
  • "How 'bout you and I go see a movie or something? Oh, that'd be just heaven!"
  • "I wish you would stop reading those types of books, they're bad for your mind."
  • "_____ looks like death eating a cracker."
  • "Are you nuts? You almost killed me!"
  • "You know I never understood why Leo had to die in the end! Why couldn't they take turns?"
  • "If I get in the car, will there be more of this interesting conversation? Because I'd rather drown."
  • "I can't believe you told me the ending to Titanic!"
  • "Well, that was a dead-end conversation on a road going nowhere."
  • "I don't feel like being a haunted house attraction today."
  • "Some people never go crazy, what truly horrible lives they must live."
  • "I think we need time apart."
  • "I pray every night you won't go straight to Hell."
  • "I won't go straight to Hell, I wanna stop off in New York first."
  • "This is one of those banned books."
  • "You can't pray in class."
  • "Never been on the outside looking in, have you?"
  • "I memorized this whole thing to impress you. Damn!"
  • "I never know whether you're insulting me or not."
  • "Again, wrong century."
  • "_____ loves Google."
  • "I hope this doesn't sound weird but I think I've been dreaming about you every night for months."
  • "That did not sound as creepy as it did in my head."
  • "So, like what, you're from Europe?"
  • "We prefer the term "Caster.""
  • "That is such a mortal thing to say."
  • "I hate hiding all the time."
  • "You're a miracle. Why would you ever want to be normal?"
  • "You wanna go out with me?"
  • "Wait, am I going out the window?"
  • "Promise me it'll be a really normal, awkward teenager date."
  • "I won't even call you after!"
  • "Let's get out of here."
  • "Most people spend their entire lives waiting for a moment that's going to change everything and it never comes."
  • "What could happen besides getting your first hangover?"
  • "They can choose, why can't you?"
  • "I don't know who I really am inside."
  • "I distinctly remember not inviting you."
  • "Boyfriend/girlfriend, huh?"
  • "Loving this boy/girl puts you in terrible danger!"
  • "You're not losing me!"
  • "No matter what you do, no matter they do to me, I'm still here! Now what does that tell you!"
  • "And I yelled at you because I care about you!"
  • "I don't want to be any further away from you than I am right now."
  • "I'm scared I'm gonna hurt you."
  • "Go ahead, kill me."
  • "The person I love has to die!"
  • "I just want to be with you."
  • "That's okay, I don't think you're cool now."
  • "How am I gonna survive a lifetime with you surprising me?"
  • "They took you from me."
  • "You can never be together."
  • "Define 'good.'"

genre: I’m pretty sure this is fluff with some angst thrown in there but not that much. angst ain’t my type.

words: 4k+

warnings: Swearing! there’s swearing. 

summary: While Phil is away up in the north to celebrate Christmas, he starts wondering just how much of a clingy boyfriend he is. Because sure, he misses Dan a lot, but does he misses Dan to the point he hallucinates conversating with his 2009 and 2012 versions? Or maybe he just needs to sleep. It is 3:30 AM after all.

a/n: Merry Louis Tomlinson day. This is for my cute friend @pjothekick I hope you have a great day, Alex :’) also this is… 2009x2012x2015? Yeah? That’s not a thing? Oh.

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anonymous asked:

Hades and Persephone? Who plays who is up to the author but I'd love for them to be so blase about being Greek deities that they don't know why their mortal friends are freaking out about it- I mean, Thor and Loki knew! Sorta. They likely knew enough to not cross any lines with Persephone.

“Wait, you knew about this?” Steve demanded.

Thor shrugged. Loki rolled his eyes, looking somehow bored and unaffected by the handcuffs around his wrists – Steve wondered if this worked as some type of community service for him.

“It wasn’t that hard to figure out.”

“Hard enough that you tried to kill me the first time we met,” Tony muttered.

Sam’s eyes narrowed at Loki, who smiled charmingly and held up his hands. “A simple mistake – and no harm came of it.”

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"Little Shop of Horrors" sentence starters
  • "Feed me."
  • "What a creepy thing to be happening."
  • "Why this whole thing strikes me as funny, I don't know..."
  • "There must be someone you can 86, real quiet-like."
  • "Here I come for you!"
  • "Don't tell me - you got a little tied up."
  • "I need blood, and s/he's got more than enough."
  • "[Name] is not a healthy girl/boy."
  • "If I can move and talk, who's to say I can't do anything I want?"
  • "I am flyin' now!"
  • "I think I need a root canal."
  • "Bear in mind, I'm not immortal!"
  • "It really is a rotten way to go!"
  • "What we have here is an ethical dilemma..."
  • "No thief would look in there, right?"
  • "The mask - it's stuck. I can't get it off!"
  • "It wouldn't be terrible at all. It would be a miracle."
  • "[Name], I don't think you understand..."
  • "I'll make it worth your while."
  • "If we fight it, we've still got a chance."
  • "Jesus Christ, I could asphyxiate in here."
  • "The guy sure looks like plant food to me."
  • "All I ever wanted was you and a sweet little house."
  • "Am I dreaming this?"
  • "[Name], that's thousands of dollars! Where is it?"
  • "It's the one gift I can give you."
  • "In a way, we'll always be together."
  • "Something is very wrong here."
  • "Can you hold, please?"
  • "Christ, what a frickin' scatterbrain!"
  • "Depression's just status quo."
  • "Relax. It'll be easier that way."
  • "I keep asking God what I'm for, and he tells me, 'Gee, I'm not sure.'"
  • "Just go with it, doll!"
  • "Well, get your ass in here!"
  • "I chopped him up, but I didn't kill him!"
  • "It's your professionalism I respect."
  • "Oh, [name], you're the most wonderful person that ever lived."
  • "No shit, Sherlock!"
  • "I couldn't sleep."
  • "I liked you from the day I came to work here."
  • "All my life I've always been poor."
  • "[Name], sweetheart, what's been going on?"
  • "You're a monster - and so am I!"
  • "You mean you'd still like me, even if I wasn't famous?"
  • "What'd I ever do to you?"
  • "I need some water in the worst way."
  • "It's an antique. They don't make 'em like this anymore."
  • "You kids should be in school!"
  • "How do you intend to better yourself?"
  • "She deserves a prince, not a sadistic creep like him!"
  • "Daddy left early. Mama was poor."
  • "I'm feeling strangely happy now..."
  • "I tried to be on time, but..."
  • "[Name]'s first radio broadcast!"
  • "Are you dumb? Or hard of hearing?"
  • "It's what you did to her."
  • "I've done terrible things, [name], but not to you. Never to you."
  • "Come with me to the police and tell them that."
  • "You remember that total eclipse of the sun a week ago?"
  • "Get a move on, you little slut!"
  • "I don't like that guy, [name]."
  • "With the right advertising, this thing could be bigger than hula-hoops."
  • "It talks."
  • "Believe it, baby!"
  • "I'd meet a man and follow him blindly."
  • "You should hear the way he talks to [name]!"
  • "Don't die, [name]. I need you. Please, please, don't die..."
  • "I don't know. I have so many strong reservations me..."
  • "You love her madly, don't you, schmuck?"
  • "You watch your language!"
  • "What the hell's that? A gun?"
  • "Look out!"
  • "It's true. I did it."
  • "Lots of folks deserve to die!"
  • "That's disgusting."
  • "What am I supposed to do? Kill people?"
  • "I'll take it straight."
  • "Do we have a deal?"
  • "That's not a very nice thing to say!"
  • "Don't feed the plants."
grey's anatomy sentence meme ( various seasons. )
  • " you're my person. "
  • " i am a hormone casserole! "
  • " i don't know how it happened, but i don't have anyone. "
  • " isn't that the most ridiculous piece of crap you've ever heard? "
  • " the only time i don't feel like a ghost is when you look at me. "
  • " how would you feel if she called your penis angry or snide? "
  • " they're my family. "
  • " we are not better. "
  • " the two of us are going to be serving slushies at the multiplex. "
  • " don't look at me like that, like you've seen me naked. "
  • " do i have sex hair? "
  • " just put one foot in front of the other, just get through the day. "
  • " you're dying inside, aren't you? "
  • " you can't replace her, nobody can. "
  • " sometimes, no matter how much you love someone, they just can't love you back in the same way. "
  • " apparently i lost you. "
  • " i was raised to be a good man in a storm. "
  • " i never understood squat about who you are. and now i do, and i don't like it. "
  • " are you upset with me? "
  • " life without you terrifies me. "
  • " it's you, i need you, and you're the only thing i will ever need. "
  • " take your hand off my boob. "
  • " because, it's what jesus, would freaking do! "
  • " you got your second chance, just don't screw it up. "
  • " in your dreams evil spawn! "
  • " what? you've never did anything crazy for love?"
  • " take off your pants. "
  • " you walk away? that's all i get? "
  • " i always screw myself out of everything good. "
  • " he/she's the one, and i wish he/she wasn't. "
  • " it kills you, doesn't it? "
  • " i'm going to become a lesbian. "
  • " please don't chase me anymore, not unless you're ready to catch me. "
  • " you can have the worst crap happen to you and you can get over it, all you gotta do is survive. "
  • " i would notice if you were missing... i would notice. "
  • " slow down, slow down.... shh. "
  • " here, take it easy. "
  • " i don't wanna be alone. "
  • " that's it? you're just gonna leave too? "
  • " i have nothing left. "
  • " i'm so tired. "
  • " i don't know what's wrong with me. "
  • " i don't feel anything. "
  • " my point is, i have a dog. "
  • " i'm miserable without he/she/you. "
  • " why are you whispering? "
  • " i'd really like to try your method of "healing with love." "
  • " you did good. "
  • " i need you alive because you're my person. "
  • " promise me you won't die because that would be the worst break up ever. "
  • " i'm still in love with you. i tried not to be, but it didn't work. "
  • " you want me to kick his/her ass? "
  • " thirty second dance party! "


Summary: Will is a criminal, and Nico is a detective assigned to his case.

Written on request from a lovely anon.

Nico’s always said that if you’re going to sympathize with criminals, being a detective should probably be out as a career path for you.

Investigating crime isn’t a glamorous job. It isn’t like the old black and white movies, all dashing strangers and cigarette smoke and intense violin music reaching a crescendo in the background. It’s gritty, and sad, and surprisingly full of good people with broken pieces and jagged edges.

Nico isn’t a bleeding heart type. He’s usually unmoved by pleas, complaints, excuses. It made him stand out at the academy, and it makes him a good detective now. It makes him effective.

He was never supposed to be tripped up by a petty thief. But fate, they say, is a funny thing.

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anonymous asked:

Things that almost prove Sherlock is cis: he was shirtless and had no scars (ik scars wear off but there would probably still be some visible mark; my cousin had top surgery 4 years ago and there's still quite visible scars) they showed him as a kid and unless he started transitioning when he was like 6 or whatever he was born in a dudes body. They reference his dick a lot (I know trans dudes can get dicks, but balance of probability) don't you think Janine would have mentioned something? Idk

okay lol yall are really gonna be like this on a sunday……..let’s go. to start: you yourself are here saying “ALMOST” yeah, almost. as in, not really. second of all, you mention your cousin getting top surgery, which would suggest they are trans. why dont you try being a nicer person to the people in your life instead of bugging trans people trying to make trans content on the internet?????ANYWAY, getting to your points, which are honestly weak as hell:
1.he was shirtless and had no scars.
um as you said, scars can fade??? thanks for the self refutation. now you mention your cousin? having surgery 4 years ago? sherlock is a 30 year old man, and ive known someone who had top surgery when he was like……17?? or something? which is about when i think sherlock would have, or 19 or something, thats at least 10 years, first of all. like, obviously thats just me, though sherlock having surgery and this fueling his drug habit makes a lot of sense, and hes been clean for at least 5 years when we meet him in asip, which means his drug abuse would have started some time before then but, ANYWAY, second of all, there is more than just lateral incision, there is a type of surgery called “keyhole incision”, in which the scars are around the nipples, meaning the only scars are, on the nipples, and nipples are weird, like, to begin with. absence of lateral scars means nothing, in addition to the fact that, of course i know ben c is dmab and has never had breasts removed???**ill get back to this in a moment;;
2.they showed him as a kid.okay, im gonna let you in on a secret: children are androgynous. if we’re discussing secondary sex characteristics, children have not gone through puberty, and any child can look like any other child. i mean, not even to mention that sherlocks hair is, just a bit on the longer side, and he’s wearing a sweater which isnt obviously masculine, and trousers. girls (and especially girls who dont Feel like girls??? lol) can wear pants too. i know, what a shock. the victorians are UP IN ARMS. SECOND OF ALL, this is in sherlock’s MIND??? why would he see himself as a ‘girl’ ?? like??? why would mycroft?? (also nice weird language there, ‘born in a dude’s body’, you might wanna reexamine yourself there)(though, yeah, they will likely revisit sherlocks childhood in s4 which, again, proves nothing imo?? his parents could have been wildly supportive from the moment he started walking and talking and saying he was a boy, which some small (trans) children definitely do, but anyway)
3. “they reference his dick a lot”. okay im gonna need to stop you all the way right there. i have NO idea what show you’re watching, they have never explicitly mentioned sherlock’s dick? that i can recall?? let alone A LOT???? like excuse me??? i mean, number one, as you said, trans men can have penises???? just, revisiting the whole, surgery and drug abuse thing, in addition to sherlock being from a well off and supportive family, i do believe he had bottom surgery, and does have a small penis. but, beyond that idea, they dont EVEN REFERENCE A PENIS ANYWAY???????? LIKE ???? im?? what??? “janine would have mentioned it” to who? and when???? when would she have even seen this schroedingers penis???? sherlock explicitly, verbally, textually, canonically confirmed that they never had sex??? “just once would have been nice”-JANINE, CONFIRMS ? THEY NEVER HAD SEX???? he didnt even like KISSING HER, because he is GAY????? LIKE DID I MENTION HE IS FUCKING REALLY GAY AND DOESNT LIKE GIRLS NKFGJDFGHK AND HES A VIRGIN…?? the whole thing was a CONFIRMED SHAM….. IM???? what?!? it was clearly implied she fabricated all those stories????? and even if she did mention him having no penis, or a tiny penis, or being transgender, did YOU read those articles? did you? do you actually know what janine said? because, last time i checked, they didnt go into it very much at all…? yes, you can argue shitty tabloids would put something like that on the headline because theyre. annoying and transphobic. but, if you will recall, in trf, sherlocks “whole life story” was published, which means this would not have been new news in hlv (and again, not the headline back in trf either-not that we even saw all the headlines- because sherlock was basically being accused of kidnapping and probably murder just implicitly by way of him faking his cases which are largely murder so, that kind of trumps it); also, sherlock and janine are at a cross here, but clearly still get along in a friendly way, if sherlock didnt want something that personal published, she wouldnt have- not to mention the fact that she published lies anyway???? sooooooooooooo. no, janine would not have said? anything? and if she did we didnt see everything she said, on this phantom penis mentioning show youre apparently watching, so how do you even know???
okay so anyway, **revisiting this point, yes, i am aware that they are not making an explicit story about a trans man- i mean, they actually could be, but, i doubt it. im not giving mofftiss credit where credit is not due here. this isnt about that though, this is about fans connecting to characters, without dumbass comments like these bogging them down. because, its true, there are really only 4 things, imo, that can prove a male character is dmab. and most of those things never happen, to most male characters? (AND EVEN IF THEY DID ITS A GOD DAMN HEADCANON FOR FUN LMFAO JESUS) anyone anywhere can have a trans headcanon, my dude. like is this really such a problem that you feel the need to shit on it directly into my blog like this? is it? is it really??? like make your own god damn post. anyway every time i see people complain, in any capacity, about trans male sherlock i just lose my mind, where is this trans male sherlock take over fandom yall are seeing? i would love to know. most people who are supportive of it dont even create that much content. like, if you really find it necessary to come into my inbox and be this way, then i will absolutely come right back at you with the facts: HE HAS NOT BEEN PROVEN CIS/DMAB. end of story. most male characters have not been proven dmab. trans headcanons deserve their space, and we shouldnt NEED proof, but buddy if you and every other annoying person who cant let people just casually have their trans headcanons on THEIR blog are gonna argue, ive got it.

anyway, thanks a lot for spoiling the anon feature! its turned off early this weekend. if youd like to continue this pointless argument, show your face next time. goodbye. 

sherlock is trans.

signs as shit from the secret history
  • Aries: 'A week or two before the paper was due, he had started showing up in my room about two or three in the morning, looking as if he had just narrowly escaped some natural disaster, his tie askew and his eyes wild and rolling. “Hello, hello,” he would say, stepping in, running both hands through his disordered hair. “Hope I didn’t wake you, don’t mind if I cut on the lights, do you, ah, here we go, yes, yes.…” He would turn on the lights and then pace back and forth for a while without taking off his coat, hands clasped behind his back, shaking his head. Finally he would stop dead in his tracks and say, with a desperate look in his eye, “Metahemeralism. Tell me about it. Everything you know. I gotta know something about metahemeralism.”
  • “I’m sorry. I don’t know what that is.”
  • “I don’t either,” Bunny would say brokenly. “Got to do with art or pastoralism or something. That’s how I gotta tie together John Donne and Isaac Walton, see.” He would resume pacing.
  • “Bunny, I don’t think ‘metahemeralism’ is even a word.”'
  • Taurus: 'Late that night—two a.m.—my house chairperson pounded on my door and yelled that I had a phone call. Dazed with sleep, I put on my bathrobe and stumbled downstairs. It was Francis. “What do you want?” I said.
  • “Richard, I’m having a heart attack.” I looked with one eye at my house chairperson —Veronica, Valerie, I forget her name —who was standing by the phone with her arms folded over her chest, head to one side in an attitude of concern. I turned my back. “You’re all right,” I said into the receiver. “Go back to sleep.”
  • “Listen to me.” His voice was panicky. “I’m having a heart attack. I think I’m going to die.”
  • “No you’re not.”
  • “I have all the symptoms. Pain in the left arm. Tightness in chest. Difficulty breathing.”
  • “What do you want me to do?”
  • “I want you to come over here and drive me to the hospital.”
  • “Why don’t you call the ambulance?” I was so sleepy my eyes kept closing.
  • “Because I’m scared of the ambulance,” said Francis, but I couldn’t hear the rest because Veronica, whose ears had pricked up at the word ambulance, broke in excitedly.
  • “If you need a paramedic, the guys up at the security booth know CPR,” she said eagerly. “They’re on call from midnight to six. They also run a van service to the hospital. If you want me to I’ll—”
  • “I don’t need a paramedic,” I said. Francis was repeating my name frantically at the other end.
  • “Here I am,” I said.
  • “Richard?” His voice was weak and breathy. “Who are you talking to? What’s wrong?”
  • “Nothing. Now listen to me—”
  • “Who said something about paramedic?”
  • “Nobody. Now listen. Listen,” I said, as he tried to talk over me. “Calm down. Tell me what’s wrong.”
  • “I want you to come over. I feel really bad. I think my heart just stopped beating for a moment. I—”
  • “Are drugs involved?” said Veronica in a confidential tone.
  • “Look,” I said to her, “I wish you’d be quiet and let me hear what this person is trying to say.”
  • “Richard?” said Francis. “Will you just come get me?Please?”
  • There was a brief silence.
  • “All right,” I said, “give me a few minutes,” and I hung up the phone.'
  • Gemini: 'Access to the snail's interior was gained by a child-sized tunnel.[...] From this tunnel, I was extremely startled to see protruding a pair of adult male feet, shod in some oddly familiar brown-and-white spectator shoes. I caught and shook a bony kneecap. 'Charles.'
  • He began to flounder wildly, as if he had waked to find himself in ten feet of water. At length, and after repeated assurances that I was who I said I was, he fell on his back again, breathing hard.
  • 'Richard,' he said thickly. 'Thank God. I though you were some kind of creature from space.''
  • Cancer: '"Richard old Man
  • are you Frozen? it is quite warm here. We live in a Penscione (sp.) I ordered Conche by mistake yesterday in a restaurant it was awful but Henry ate it. Everybody here is a damn Catholic."'(Bunny's letter)
  • Leo: The barmaid- in her fifties, with turquoise eye shadow and lots of turquoise rings to match- looked us over, our suits and ties. She seemed startled by Charles's order of two double whiskeys and a club sandwich. [...] When his sandwich came he picked it apart, ate the bacon and left the rest, while I drank my drink and watched the Lakers.
  • Virgo: ''Now,' he said. 'A single cap, roughly this size, of A. phalloides is enough to make a healthy seventy-pound dog quite ill. [...]'
  • 'Henry, how do you know this?'
  • He was silent for a moment. Then he said, 'Do you know those two horrible boxer dogs who belong to the couple who live upstairs?'
  • It was dreadful but I had to laugh, I couldn't help it. 'No' I said. 'You didn't.'
  • 'I’m afraid I did,'he said dryly, mashing out his cigarette.'
  • Libra: ''The poison doesn't take effect for at least twelve hours,'he said. 'So even if I overdose I'll have a certain advantage, a grace period. With an antidote on hand for myself, just in case...'
  • 'An antidote?' I said, jarred, leaning back in my chair. 'Is there such a thing?'
  • 'Atropine. It's in deadly nightshade.'
  • 'Well, Jesus, Henry. If you don't finish yourself off with one you will with the other.''
  • Scorpio: 'We went through a brief spate of target practice, shooting at mason jars that were lined on a wicker tea-table we'd dragged into the yard. But that came to a quick end when Henry, who was very nearsighted, shot and killed a duck by mistake. He was quite shaken by it and we put the pistol away.'
  • Sagittarius: 'The guard turned quickly, and somehow his gaze landed not on Henry but on Francis, who was standing staring into space. "So it's you, is it?" he said with venom. "Mr Off-Campus who thinks he can park in the faculty parking lot."
  • Francis started, a wild look in his eye.
  • "Yes, you. You know how many unpaid violations you're carrying? Nine. I turned your registration in to the Dean just last week. They can put you on probation, hold your transcripts, what have you. Suspend your library priveledges. If it was up to me they'd put you in jail."
  • Francis gaped at him. Henry caught him by the sleeve and pulled him away. [...]
  • "Why the hell haven't you paid those parking tickets?" Henry whispered to him.
  • "Leave me alone."'
  • Capricorn: 'What I did experience when alone was a sort of general neurotic horror, a common attack of nerves and self-loathing magnified to the power of ten. Every cruel or fatuous thing I’d ever said came back to me with an amplified clarity, no matter how I talked to myself or jerked my head to shake the thoughts away; old insults and guilts and embarrassments stretching clear back to childhood—the crippled boy I’d made fun of, the Easter chick I’d squeezed to death—paraded before me one by one, in vivid and mordant splendor.'
  • Aquarius: '"Well, if you wake up intending to murder someone at two o'clock, you hardly think what you're going to feed the corpse for dinner."
  • "Asparagus is in season," said Francis helpfully.'
  • Pisces: 'Once, over dinner, Henry was quite startled to learn from me that men had walked on the moon. 'No,' he said, putting down his fork. 'Its true,' chorused the rest, who had somehow managed to pick this up along the way. "I don't believe it."
  • “I saw it,” said Bunny. “It was on television."
  • 'How did they get there? When did this happen?'

anonymous asked:

Hello~ I am weary about the 19 days live action as well...however I think I can be okay with it as long as the acting is good. I don't really care too much about the looks tbh, but i can understand why some do. Well, the manhua is being recognized :)

Hm I have to disagree. tbh i think looks plays a huge part in this. If they end up looking nothing like the characters i will be livid, it would just be some chinese show with a similar-ish storyline (since they’re changing it anyway) and not the 19 days we know and love. Accurate casting should be the first thing you think of. 

Do you know how mad everyone was when they made katara and sokka white?? and zuko indian?!? When everyone in the whole show is chinese/japanese/tibetan !?!? It sure was a big deal to everyone who saw the movie! They couldn’t even make them LOOK right! The second everyone saw them, they couldnt give a rats ass about the acting- they weren’t the characters they knew and loved. 

‘Oh yeah lets swap out the skin colours and make them look nothing like the cartoon, cause thats a good idea’ - some fuckwit named M. Night Shyamalan

We can’t leave out the attack on titan movie-  sweet baby jesus, who gave ‘Humanity’s Strongest’ a pedo moustache!?!?!?! And how hard is it to even comb his hair the same way!?

An example of accurate casting would be asuma kousuke, who portrays oikawa tooru in haikyuu, who looks so stunningly perfect for the role they don’t even give him a wig

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plus he’s a setter who just graduated from high school and LOVES oikawa, the same height and has the same personality as him!!! and also as gay with iwa-chan as he is in the series! 

So i guarantee you i will Lose My Shit if they dont even get the VISUALS right- (the plot is already sorted out for you!) and it better look as good as the cosplay below. I won’t compromise on this, cause its the bare MINIMUM requirement of ANY live adaption. If it was a book to film, appearances wouldn’t matter so much- but since their iconic appearances have already been established, it really matters. 

ak-is-satan  asked:

Hi~♡♡♡ I just wanted to request - tis the season - a fall scenario for the members + V? It can be lil fics or hc's, whatever inspires you. Thanks~! ( ^ • ^ ) ~♡

a/n fall is here!! (i’m late) lolol but this was kinda vague so i did a different hc for each person and someone also requested coffee hcs with jaehee so waBAM two birds in one stone - pps i was listening to this playlist while writing this so u should too! (thanks @radicalhoodie))


    • ❝ dawnfall mornings❞
  • waking up really late together in bed with snack crumbs on the bed because you tow were in  bed last night gaming together before you fell asleep mid fight on his shoulder
  • yoosung got super soft and ended up killing himself in the game because he wanted you to get the winning point
  • you wake up and feel the fall breeze coming in through the window so you get up and put on his jumper
  • its not too oversized since he’s tiny too
  • peeking over at his sleeping face
  • god he looks so angelic
  • you see ur winning point on the screen and you smile
  • the boy is too damn precious so you go over to make breakfast
  • he must’ve slept much later than you because he’s still sleeping when your done >;(( get more rest sungie
  • but the smell of pancakes in the morning wakes him up and he looks super cute with messy hair and rubbing his eyes
  • loveable smile plastered on his face
  • pancakes and tiny mc?? 
  • wow.. how did i get so lucky.. she’s. so. cute. ugh  
  • pulls you back into bed and crushes you into a bear hug and he’s a light shade of rose pink
  • makes you sit inbetween his legs and he feeds you as well as himself ofc
  • both spend the day under the covers like small kids playing ds games and LOLOL
  • insists you wear bear onesies and take 1000 selfies together
  • constant temple kisses and shy loving glances at you and protectively envelops you in his arms so you’re never cold ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
  • protect yoosung x mc PLEASE


    • ❝one night: fall shopping ❞ 
  • you’ve been convinced by mr one and only that you need a completely new house makeover because its fall
  • its really chilly and you both wrap yourselves up so you look like hedgehogs and he can’t help himself from kissing ur squishy cheeks
  • coat paws
  • you go at night to avoid being spotted fans hand in hand
  • onwards to ikea!!
  • buying hot chocolate and picking out different pieces of furniture around ikea and the store is empty 
  • testing out the beds out by jumping up and down before running away from security guards
  • lots of fall selfies in the mirrors making funny poses and they’re the cutest thing eVER
  • puffy cheek selfies, him squishing ur cheeks with one hand, you drinking coffee candid and him kissing your cheek
  • calls you sweet cheeks because your cheeks are tinted pink as you’ve slightly warmed up in the cold environment
  • picks you up and puts you inside a big trolley and runs around with you
  • uh oh
  • zen spills his hot chocolate on isle 4 and oh crap run
  • you’re both doubling over laughing and he can’t push the cart anymore and somehow you’re both on the floor 
  • sore cheeks at the memory of the security guard’s face as its you guys again
  • he stops laughing and looks at you adoringly before pulling you in for an eskimo kiss then pecks your lips
  • both stare at each other for a while because jesus christ how cliche are we
  • break into giggles again because
  • god damn how are we adults again?
  • who knows?
  • leave hand in hand to try find another ikea that might let you in


    • ❝one afternoon: fall colds❞
  • big dummy catches a cold and you force him to stay in bed because stop! working!
  • tries to refuse but you reassure him that jaehee will reschedule meetings and extend his deadlines please relax baby!!
  • sick jumin = fluffy jumin
  • his voice changes from husky to a cute mess and so does HE
  • he’s wearing a t shirt and sweatpants and his hair is flopped over his face with his specs 
  • and he has a red nose
  • i told you he becomes fluffy
  • when you tell him you’re going to make him a soup that your mum made for you when you were sick he sheepishly smiles and his heart swells up 
  • “thank you i appreciate princess”
  • no jumin its f- wait did you agree? huh..
  • you set about making the soup and he can hear you humming from the nearby smaller kitchen and he falls asleep with a silly smile because mc’s voice is angelic i’m blessed!
  • when you come back to see jumin sleeping you put the soup down and stroke his hair because sigh he’s so adorable :(((
  • you’re about to leave but he mumbles for you to stay and hell yeah you don’t need to tell me twice
  • he refuses to let him feed him but after sneezing while trying to eat the soup he lets you because ouch its hot :c
  • his heart hurts and its not the cold as you spoon him
  • stares at you because no one’s ever showed him this amount of love 
  • ❝ i wish i could just give you the world.. ❞
  • you catch him staring and you blush and he tilts your face up
  • I would kiss you but I don’t want to get you si-
  • you just kiss him anyway because who cares anymore at least you’d be fluffy together
  • you both sneeze right after the kiss and just chuckle
  • zen in the background: serves u well for all those cat pics that got me sneezing >:)))


    • ❝several evenings: fall coffee❞
  • you both live for coffee in the evenings!
  • you pick her up after work and take her to a coffee shop every weekday because she’s always worn out
  • her neat bun has fallen out of place and strands of hair cover her eyes and jesus thank you amen
  • you insist she wears a sweater under her coat and she doesn’t fight you because she really loves your sweaters
  • they smell like you
  • you’ve memorised her order and like jumin she’s amazed because wow, how a cute human being care about me
  • when you turn back with both your order she thanks you and with her sweater paws picks up her caramel macchiato 
  • candid photo op!! and she gets a shock every time 
  • she smiles from ear to ear at your lame joke but covers her smile with her hands too late as you snap a picture
  • BAM! theres your new lockscreen
  • she gets red and puts her head on the table because oh god
  • listens to you talk while drinking her coffee and the foam somehow gets on the corner of her lip
  • she doesn’t realise until you wipe it off with your thumb
  • never gets used to pda heavy sigh and she tells you that she was just about to wipe it off ‘herself
  • ok sure
  • as it gets darker you have your coffee to go and you walk home through the park and your hand makes it to hers
  • she hesitates before slipping her hand into yours because no one can see you guys under the dimly lit lamps shes shy remember
  • you’re rambling but the only thing she can think of is how much she’s changed since being around you with a silly smile on her face
  • ❝ i wish they knew how much they mean to me…  ❞


    • ❝late night adventures: fall leaves❞
  • both of you have been so focused on work that you’ve barely seen each other or joked about even though he’s in the next room
  • one night as he’s about to sleep he sees you with your head in your hands revising with messy hair and his sweater
  • he’s convinced this is the best you’ve ever looked but why are you frowning no smile please!
  • he swiftly takes your hand and takes you outside
  • ???
  • he climbs over the closed off park fence and jesus we could get arrested but he just shrugs
  • he interlocks your hands together and tells you to just rant
  • you stare at him because damn he knows you so well and you just ramble about everything and anything and he has the other hand in his pocket silently listening 
  • feeling guilty you nudge at him to start ranting and he hesitates before spilling his worries
  • it ends up silent as you walk along the park path as you both process your thoughts before he breaks out into a run
  • oh fgs i thought he was going to be normal this evening
  • he ends up in a leaf pit throwing around leaves into the air like a child his laughter filling the air
  • smiling to yourself you run in next to him and join in throwing and kicking leaves around and all your worries from before have been forgotten
  • he giggles to himself at the fact that you’re enjoying yourself 
  •  she loves me despite who I am and my past… do i deserve this?
  • he’s cut off by the patter of rain and your squealing
  • instinctively pulling you in, he covers you and him both with his coat as you both start running back home
  • reaching the door he glances at you once before before staring at your lips and places his lips on yours before pulling away slightly red
  • uh sorry, i’ve always wanted to kiss you in the rain
  • you pull him back in because shut up u bean ur face matches your hair


  • ❝noon: fall pictures❞
  • you trail along with him to the forest because v taking photos is something that made you feel giddy
  • following behind him kicking leaves as he’s looking for a spot to take pictures
  • when he finds a position he takes out his camera and smiles at you before turning to face the orange trees
  • you sit on a log because you’re a lazy person and you’re already tired i really have to start running or something
  • he gets frustrated because fuck nothing is looking right and turns to see you examining a leaf looking adorable
  • he smiles to himself before snapping a photo
  • ..perfect
  • the snap of a camera startles you because I don’t look good on camera no no no!
  • when you cover your eyes out of embarrassment he squats down to your height before giving you a reassuring smile
  • hey you, you’re beautiful… how many times do I have to tell you?
  • his encouraging words help you to relax as you explore the woods and he takes candid photos of you
  • every one is perfect to him 
  • by the end of the session he smiles to himself and pulls you to him kissing the top of your head
  • you sneak out your mobile and snap a photo of him and he chuckles to himself thinking damn how innocent can a person be
  • but suddenly you jump up on to his back and snap a quick selfie on his back
  • you’re both mid laughter and his eyes are wide in shock
  • you travel straight to the shop to get the photos printed and create a fall photobook
  • and the cover of the photobook is that silly selfie you took together and it’s the best picture he’s ever seen

how soft is this

anonymous asked:

Can I ask for the Paladins reacting to finding out their S/O is a champion kick boxer in the middle of combat? Like their weapon is knocked away so they just shrug and roundhouse kick the Galra in the face hard enough to make them stumble before just taking the poor dude out with a series of vicious kicks (including between the legs) and their S/O says, "don't mess with the 5 time raining Kentucky state kickboxing champion."

lol any reason why they’re the Kentucky kickboxing champion? I feel personally close to this request because I’m kicking it in Kentucky for college xD


  • he may have just wet himself like he was not expecting that
  • feels kind of insecure because he wants to be able to protect you but jesus christ you do NOT NEED IT.
  • after he’ll tease you about your strength
  • like why am i doing all the heavy lifting during sex when you are more than capable
  • will brag about you often


  • holy shit he just popped a boner in the midst of combat
  • like really really really turned on may need a shower afterwards
  • will ask you to kick his ass and like it
  • if you fight him he’ll be blushing the whole time
  • pretty much just amazed because you’re even more amazing now


  • will cheer you on the whole time you’re in combat
  • like honestly such a supportive bean
  • will fawn over you in the background as you kick some serious ass
  • can’t stop hugging you and telling you how amazing you are when it’s all done
  • recounts the story to everyone he meets even strangers 


  • she does not know how to handle this situation AT ALL
  • you’re such a kind person but now you’re strong too??
  • will let out a series of “ouches” and “oohs” when you nail a man between the legs
  • highkey gets her excited
  • probably the only time you’ll get a compliment out of her


  • space dad is hella fucking impressed he cannot even stop his smile
  • like babe why didn’t you tell me??
  • is worried about you the whole time even though he doesn’t need to be though
  • afterwards he’ll kiss you and tell you how amazing you are
  • he just can’t stop staring at you like his hand is on your cheek and he’s looking at you like you’re the only thing that exists in space
I Don’t Wanna Play (Bucky Barnes x reader)

procrastinatingvirgo said: Can I request a Bucky x reader where the team has decided to play Hide & Seek but some of them aren’t playing, like Bucky. He’s just taken a shower when the reader walks in on him because she was going to use his bathroom as a hiding place. She sees him and gets a bit flustered and he’s quite flirty. Maybe nothing happens until the next day when he wont stop teasing her about it?

“Okay, rules,” Tony began. “No powers.  No running away; if you’re found, you’re found.  This isn’t tag.  Once you’re found, you join up to find the rest to make it a little more challenging and so we don’t have any alliances forming.  We know those never end well.”

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