jesus is magic

I dared him to dip his balls into his drink, for a dollar, for a second! And would not do it! I just thought it would be funny if he like, I don’t know, like pliéd them in… And he wouldn’t do it and I just think it’s interesting. Like, I know exactly why he wouldn’t do it. And this is interesting. He wouldn’t do it, because he knew if he put them in his drink and they floated, right? We would know that his balls were a witch. And I just love that, you know? I love, like, getting into the psychology of people.
—  Sarah Silverman