jesus i love this cat so much

Reasons YOU should read the Abarat series

-kickass female protag who kicks the series off my running away from an abusive household in a shitty little town full of chickens
-and winding up in the most terrifyingly beautiful alternate dimension. Its like Alice in Wonderland on crystal meth
-the series plays with cool concepts largely unexplored by YA fantasy, like dark and light not necessarily equaling evil and good and the idea of a ‘fantasy’ world being slowly intruded upon by a 'scifi’ world
-representation everywhere. You’ve got PoC, LGBT characters, ladies as far as the eye can see (seriously this series fucking obliterates the bechdel test), commentary on racism and bigotry, people who are talking cats, people who wear fish on their heads, people who live in tanks of their own nightmares to cope??? Etc. Etc.
-the best sidekick ever seriously jesus bless Malingo you pure sweet child
- gorgeous paintings beyond your wildest dreams like seriously Clive Barker’s imagination is just full of horrific fucked up magnificence
-main villain is the King of the Fuckboys. Like seriously he’s a fucking mess who writes edgy poetry and wanders in graveyards for the aesthetic but trust me you’ll love him as much as I do I promise
-so many other cool nuanced villains and characters in general tho like I can’t even begin to list them all
-i need more people to cry about these books with

Reasons not to read the Abarat series:
-book 4? Is apparently never coming out?
-????
-can’t think of any others go fucking read these books rn

Prompt List!

~~~~~~Angst~~~~~~

Post Breakup

  1. “I still love you and I fucking hate myself for it!”
  2. “You have no idea how much I wish I could take it back.”
  3. “If…If I had asked you to stay, would you have done it?”
  4. “It doesn’t make a difference! We’re over!”
  5. “You look happy and it’s killing me.”
  6. “Did you really ever love me?”
  7. “I thought I should give you this back,” *Insert object*
  8. “I should have treated you better…”
  9. “I found this photo of you in an old jacket and it reminds me of what I lost and I came here to find it.”
  10. “I still have like 50% of your shirts here and I really don’t want to give them back. They smell like you and I realized I couldn’t sleep without one. So if you insist on taking them please just leave one.”
  11. “I miss us and there isn’t a snowball’s chance in hell that you’d take me back.”

Goodbyes

  1. “I don’t want to say goodbye.” “So don’t.”
  2. “Why haven’t you gone to sleep yet?” “Because come dawn I have to leave and say goodbye.”
  3. “Let’s not say goodbye. Let’s say see you later.” “Let’s say see you later.”
  4. “Goodbye.” “If you walk out that door, then you better not come back.” 
  5. “Is this goodbye for now? Or forever?”
  6. “Goodbye.” “Please stay. Please don’t leave me.”
  7. “Don’t say goodbye. It hurts too much.”
  8. “I love you…Goodbye.”
  9. “I hope you understand how much this fucking hurts me to leave you behind.”
  10. “I can’t risk losing you…” “You already did when you said goodbye.”

~~~~~~Relationship~~~~~~

  1. “It’s cold and you’re warm, so cuddle me now!”
  2. “Don’t ignore me! I want attention!
  3. “I love you to the moon and back.” “I love you to pluto and back.” “Don’t you try outdo me!”
  4. “You realize you don’t need to flirt with me right? We’ve been dating for three years.”
  5. “Who that fuck is this guy!? “My brother….” “Sure! Sure he is!”
  6. “Tell me you love me.” “I just told you I loved you.” “But I want to hear you say it again.”
  7. “You’re an asshole.” “Yes I am, but I’m your asshole.”
  8. “Did you do the dishes?” “I thought you were going to do them!” “Well, you thought fucking wrong.”
  9. “Can I please come back in the bedroom.” “Not until you apologize.” “It’s fucking Mariokart!” “Say you’re sorry!”
  10. “Stop hogging the fucking bed or you’re getting out!”

Pets

  1. “You pay more attention to that dog/cat more than me!”
  2. “I’m going to get my own dog/cat and then you’ll be jealous of how much I love it more than you!”
  3. “Stupid animal.” “I heard you call him/her that!”
  4. “Does it really need to sleep in our bed?” “Do you really need four pillows?”
  5. “I should have left you at the shelter.” “What the fuck!? Don’t talk to him/ her like that!”
  6. “Do you really love that beast?” “Jesus! What is wrong with you! He/she can hear you!” 
  7. “You’re so cute! I love you so much!” “Thanks.” “I’m not talking to you.”

~~~~~~Random~~~~~~

  1. “Did you really think that was going to work?”
  2. “I’m not an idiot, idiot.”
  3. “What are you looking at-Oh. My. God, You like him/her!”
  4. “Pillow fort?” “Pillow fort.”
  5. “I can’t sleep so I came here in hopes that by being here I could. But now you can’t sleep and I feel bad so I’m just going to leave.”
  6. “Why do you keep inching closer to me?” “Cause your warm and this damn movie theater is freezing.”
  7. “Can you please stop!” “…” “Thank you!” “78 bottles of coke on the wall, take one down, pass it around, 77 bottles of coke on the wall!” “Are you fucking serious!?”
  8. “Don’t you fucking give me that look! You are just as big of a part of this as I am!”
  9. “Stop or get out!” “I’m not doing anything!” “You’re breathing loud and it’s annoying me!”
  10. “What’s that?” “My work.” “Yeah, I got that…But like what’s it about?” “Stuff.” “What kinda stuff?” “Just stuff.” “Yeah..but what-” “Would you please STOP!”
  11. “Why are you a jerk?” “I’m not a jerk!”
  12. “You know how they test on animals?” “Uh…Yeah…?” “How come you aren’t in a lab?” “What the fuck is wrong with you?!”

Bucky x Reader

Summary: Bucky realizes he wants to propose to you, but he doesn’t know the first thing about proposing, so he confides in Steve

Bucky has a problem. A very, very big problem. Although, Steve seems to think it’s not a problem because how hard could it be? You and Bucky have been dating for a few years now, and he felt so utterly in love with you he found it hard to breathe. He was elated the day he found out you felt the exact same, and you had been together ever since. He didn’t realize this was a problem until he was sitting with the guys in the living room one night, and Sam asked when he was gonna pop the big question.

“What do you mean?” Sam asks.

“Ya know, marriage and shit.”

Oh, that… Bucky thought to himself.

I mean Bucky’s not a douche or an idiot, of course he’s thought about it before.

And of course he knew one day he wanted to marry you, but self doubt and the possibility of rejection of others was still a constant battle in his mind. No matter how many cuddles, kisses, and kind words that you give him the thought of rejection was prominent.

Steve, the silent observer, could tell that Bucky had frozen up a bit at the question, uncomfortably looking at his left arm and quickly changed the subject. But throughout the rest of the night that’s all Bucky could think about. All he could think of was how he was taking advantage of you, that you deserved the world and everything beyond. Hell, you deserved the stars. Even when Steve was reminding him of the early morning they had for their mission, and even after he went back to your shared room, asking him numerous times if he was alright and feeling okay. He still had the nagging thought. You just assumed that it was one of those times that Bucky got like this, cold and unresponsive to the world. Having fought your own self battles, you knew the best help possible was your presence. And even if Bucky knew dark memories of his past weren’t plaguing him, but that nagging question was, how the hell do you ask someone to marry a monster like himself?

Bucky awakes at 4 in the morning to knocks at his door.

Ughh, Steve. Bucky thinks to himself.

Groaning, he sat up and went to the closet to gear up. He turned around and looks back at you to see you still curled up, now hugging his pillow in his place. He smiles and leans in to press a kiss to your forehead.

“Love you,” he says quietly in the early morning darkness. You respond with incoherent mumbling that makes Bucky chuckle. But of course he has to think of that damn question that makes him sigh again, and all sorts of possibilities swirl in his head. Instead, he gets up and walks to meet Steve at the quinjet.

They’re headed in the direction of somewhere in Europe, but Bucky didn’t care to ask where. Bucky looks over to look at his best friend to see him with his head back, eyes closed, and brows pulled together in worry. He knew Steve too well that he couldn’t possibly be asleep with the weight of a mission ahead. No matter how simple of a task, Steve worried about the outcome.

“Hey, Stevie?“

"Ya, Buck?” he answers without opening his eyes.

He’s quiet for a minute before asking, “Do you think (y/n) will want to be with someone like me?”

Steve opens his eyes at this and looks at Bucky with confusion “Course you idiot, you’re already together.”

“No.” Bucky starts, slightly frustrated at Steve’s antics, “ I mean do you think she’ll.. do you think she’ll say yes, if I.. ya know, ask her to marry me?”

Steve smiles slightly leaning back again, “Ya Bucky, I think she would.”

Bucky sighs in relief, at least Sam and Steve both seemed to think she would. But he pushes more, “How do I ask exactly, things are different now, ya know.”

Steve looks at Bucky again with a serious look. “Well, if it were me, I would do it when the time felt right, when you thought, this is who I wanna be with.”

“Okay, okay yeah I’ll do that.”

The mission goes as planned, no complications, but Steve and Bucky both end up battered and bruised, determined to do the very best they could. They arrive back at the tower the next night and the second the elevator doors open to the kitchen floor their met with a concerned (y/n), who immediately pulls Bucky in for a hug.

“Thank god you’re finally back! Now, let me look at you!” You say as you pulls away from Bucky.

Steve smirks knowingly as you look him up and down for any injuries, and your eyes fall on the bandage across his collarbone. You look up at Steve with a raised eyebrow.

"Don’t worry, (y/n), I already fixed it up on the way back.”

“Nice try Rogers, go sit your ass down. You too, Barnes!”

Bucky smiles slightly and silently follows close behind you. Steve’s at the counter with a cloth held to his collar bone, soaking it, and you shoot him a look. You push Bucky in the seat across from Steve and sit down next to him, facing him. You bring a paper towel up to his cheek were he had a semi deep cut running down his cheekbone. Bucky looks at you while you do it, and he realizes how much you care about him and his best friend, no matter how much stupid they get themselves into. And he is so in love with her that he just has to.

“Marry me?” he asks breaking the quiet with a whisper. Both Steve and (y/n) look at him.

“What?” You question lowering your hand and the towel from his face. Bucky grabs his hands and Steve is standing behind them smiling so big it would make the chesire cat jealous.

"I want to marry you, because I love you… will you?” He’s so quiet and hesitant that you can’t help but smile.

“Ya Buck I’ll marry you.”

And then you’re kissing, crying, and just holding each other. Then, Steve’s crying and saying things like “Jesus Buck, really? I didn’t mean this!”

You hug Steve, and Bucky thinks he might have just nailed that proposal.

The Next Morning at Breakfast….

You rub your tired eyes for about the 5th time that morning, you didn’t get much sleep after Bucky got home, you were otherwise preoccupied. You reach for your glass of orange juice and she hears Natasha gasp loudly.

“When the hell did that happen?” she asks, looking pointedly at your left hand, with a gleaming ring on it. This caught everyone’s attention and soon all eyes were on you at the table.

But before you could stutter out a response, Bucky walks in. “Last night,” he says with a smirk. “Oh, and good morning beautiful,” he says placing a kiss on your forehead.

Bucky looks at all their happy and confused faces and then down at you… Knowing everything will be okay as long as he has you.

Criminal Minds Season 12 Finale Thoughts

Read at your own risk: SPOILERS BELOW!

  • MGG and Aubrey have great fucking chemistry together.
  • Aubrey was brilliant and this might be the best I’ve ever seen MGG, always loved him but damn he was really good tonight.
  • So glad they brought the drug thing back in the way they did. Reid has changed. We expected him too. But “Watch Me” shows us that our Spencer is still in there.
  • Also…watch me *ugly sobbing*
  • Mama Reid is okay. Thank. Jesus.
  • “Don’t leave me ever again.” *more ugly sobbing*
  • Morgan and Garcia back together gives me life. I love them so much. And thank fucking god for Penelope Garcia. She is my light in the darkness.
  • No Morgan till the end? Really?
  • But given the way they left it, maybe Morgan will have screen time in the season 13 premiere? *fingers crossed*
  • The Maeve thing made me sick to even think about, I’m so glad the baby wasn’t his. However, if it was Cat who was pregnant, I was pretty sure it wasn’t.
  • Jennifer Jareau.
  • Emily Prentiss.
  • My baby is so loved.
  • That cliffhanger.
  • Season 3 much?
  • Joe holding a gun on his daughter XD
  • Basically, feels, ugly sobbing and goddammit that cliffhanger. -_-

Looking forward to season 13. 

<3

Lets talk about Ed Sheeran

ok so short story: every time one of his songs comes on the radio my mom asks “who sings this” and when i tell her she said  “ i figured, because every time a well written well sung song comes on its him” then i continue to rant about how perfect he is.

But not stopping at that, Ed is literally the most unproblematic person there is. Like he stays in his own lane and does his own thing while being a cat loving, songwriting, cute little muffing of smiles.

like:

ONLY ED SHEERAN



nice detail ed just like your songs

i swear this cutie

*SCREAMS*

ED KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK IS UP

his writing ability makes me want to cry hes so talented i cant


and his relationship with taylor swift is adorable

like they are both multi platinum, cat loving artists 

Ok so basically the only point to this was Edward Christopher Sheeran is a literal angel who is too good for this world and should be much more appreciated 

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In the Studio | Killer Acid (NY)

Artist Rob Corradetti aka Killer Acid is known for his fun, colorful, weird, and trippy characters that he often puts on prints, pins, patches and large cutouts–from banana bikers to melty psychedelic reptilian and alien faces.  While his work flow begins from dreams or half awake consciousness jotted down in his notebook, Corradetti has a very clear vision to running his art business from home. Organizing and compartmentalizing his art space is a strategy for Rob to keep things flowing: drawing, scanning, coloring, production and shipping. “All three of these rooms are in a row,” Rob adds, “so it’s very much a down home assembly line.” For cutouts and paintings, Rob approaches it differently, utilizing the space in his yard, for a more “left brain process” versus his usual illustration routine. 

Favorite or weirdest studio souvenir? 
I really like the ‘Jesus watches over a tractor trailer’ painting my friend Chris gave me. I also really love the plush version of my cat Friday that my friend Shannon (Oddly Weird Shop) made! “ 

Photographs courtesy of the artist. 

Intro Post

- My name is Phoebe. I’m 20 years old. 

- I’m in my 3rd and final year of my BSc in Chemistry. 

- I really struggled with mental health issues in my 2nd year so I’m studying hard to claw back the best classification that I can possibly get for my degree.

- I really love cats. I have a little kitten called Aslan. He cheers me up, keeps me sane, gives the best warm snuggles and aids procrastination no end.

- I really love tea. It tastes so good and it’s warm. I like warm things.

- I love knitwear. I wear it in summer if I can. Autumn is the season of my people.

- I love Jesus. So much. Honestly, my life has been changed for the better and I’m surrounded by the best people because of Him. 

Dating a BTS Member Would Include: Rap Monster

Dating BTS Series

Originally posted by taestylips

  • “Y/N, you got no jams” “Shut the fuck up  NamNams™, neither do you”
  • Movie nighhhttsss !!
  • Giving him probably a rubber ball and hoping it won’t break too
  • “We can’t have nice things because of you”
  • “Are you trying to kill me”
  • *does seaweed dance* “WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS NAMJOON ??”
  • “I love you so much but right now I am just picturing how I will kill you”
  • Neck kisses

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Update + Follower Count

OKAY! HEY! I know it’s been forever. I’ve basically been running my blog off of a queue for the last couple months. Please bear with me… These last four classes are kicking my ass, BUT I finish school on FEBRUARY 28th and then I will be done FOREVER! Here a couple quick updates:

1. Private Lives Chapter 11 is in progress. Not gonna tell y’all what happens, BUT it’s exciting :)

2. Dean x (sorta) Reader, so far is 8,000 words. I love this fic and I can’t wait to share it with all of you. Let’s just say Dean’s gonna don a military uniform 

3. I still have my list of fics/drabbles/oneshots. If you have requested from me for a celebration or otherwise, I am working on it!! 

4. UMMM… I AM 42 FOLLOWERS AWAY FROM 1,000. As many of you know, I started this little blog in March of last year, just wanting to look at Supernatural things and post a few stories. IT’S SO MUCH BIGGER THAN EXPECTED! SO, if I reach 1,050 by the time I graduate (AKA my one year on March 1) I WILL DO A BIG CELEBRATION. 

So, I need your help, lovely followers cause I WANNA CELEBRATE! 

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❝  — so it’s not enough the bastard leaves me but of course, he takes the cat. of course. he never even liked it !  ❞ leila finished with a mutter. her hands fumbled with her hair, tried to shove it into a clip that at least made the effort to keep it from her eyes. ❝ anyway, that’s how i ended up naming this place after my cat. dulce. i miss her. my husband? not so much. i mean i don’t think i miss him much? jesus, why did i even say that? of course i don’t miss him. he left me ! 

Reasons why people should love Cats

• It’s an incredibly ambitious show that requires an insane amount of talent to pull off

• The dancing is amazing

• The lyrics were taken from poems by TS fucking Elliot, one of the greatest English poets of all time

• It’s not just some silly show about cats. The characters in the show are supposed to be reflections of different kinds of people

• It has powerful themes about humanity, youth, mortality, and the hope of life after death - things that resonate with everyone

• It brilliantly manages to tell a story with virtually no dialogue (an impressive feat)

• It can be enjoyed on multiple levels. If you want to debate whether Deuteronomy is supposed to be a Jesus figure, then go ahead. If you just like the catchy tunes and pretty costumes, well that’s fine too

• It is one of the most accessible shows around, and all ages can find something to enjoy

• Its mass appeal makes Broadway in general so much more accessible to the public (it was one of the first Broadway shows I saw as a young kid, and it really opened the door to theater for me)

• “Touch me! It’s so easy to leave me!”

• Theater snobs love to hate it. By loving Cats, you can save yourself from that silly elitism

• It’s a grand celebration of human emotion, unburdened by pretension or the need to appease the critics. It can be unabashedly enjoyed

I’m a day late yet again but there’s a new BTE so let’s do this!!

  • LOOK AT THESE GOOD BOYS JUST GOOFING AROUND WITH EACH OTHER ITS SO FUCKING PURE  I LOVE THEM SO MUCH JFC 
  • Aww Cody supporting his pals!!
  • Jesus christ in holy heaven Adam gotdamn Page gets hotter every fucking time I see him 
  • “sell that man!!! sell that!!!” god I love you Nick
  • I love that these fucking nerds just do random wrestling shit all the time for no reason it honestly fills me with such joy
  • IT’S HEAVYWEIGHT GREG AND SOME KIND OF WEIRD CAT
  • THANK YOU MATT FOR INTRODUCING THE PHRASE “DICK HEAT” INTO MY VOCAB FOREVER
  • Yall really showed up in a limo?? what kind of extra ass shit is this?? lmao
  • HEY ADAM I NEED YOU NOT TO BE COMING OUT OF PLACES  WITH YOUR PANTS UNDONE
  • OH NOT 10 BOOTS

GOD I LOVE THESE FUCKING LOSER BOYS I LOVE THEM SO FUCKING MUCH IM LITERALLY GETTING EMOTIONAL 

anonymous asked:

opinions on Mintykiwi's Catstuck AU so far?

i. oh my GOD

I LOVE IT SO MUCH

OH MY GO LIKE I CANT EVEN FULLY SAY HOW MUC I LOVE IT. OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

I LVOE CATS SO MUCH I LOVE HOEMSTUCK SO MUCH I CANT BELIEVE DAVE HAS A LIL STUBBY TAIL?????????? NEPETAS SO FLUFFY!!!! IM GONNA  CRY IM CRYING I LOVE CATS SO M UHC………………

@mintykiwi YOURE DOING THE LORDS WORK IM ACTUALLY LIKE ABOUT TO CRY ITS SO GOOD………

anonymous asked:

i love him i love him so much and i hate being jealous but !!!! whenever people ship my boyfriend with other people i get SO jealous!!!!!!!!! jesus fuck!!!!!!! i don't wanna be jealous i want him to be happy no matter what but why can't he be happy with ME??? hhhh i hate having a rarepair canon. i hate it so much. i'm never gonna find him. i'm never gonna find the best guy in the entire world because they all remember dating our other friend. ugh.