jesus fighting dragon

alternate titles for dragon age ii

  • dragon age ii: aveline and her collection of irresponsible friends
  • dragon age ii: god damnit anders
  • dragon age ii: god damnit isabela
  • dragon age ii: half of this is varric exaggerating
  • dragon age ii: cute and troubled elves
  • dragon age ii: no, you can’t kiss sebastian vael
  • dragon age ii: all of your family is dead
  • dragon age ii: this wasn’t funny in the last game either, cullen
  • dragon age ii: but can i become a dragon
  • dragon age ii: your fave is problematic
  • dragon age ii: the return of sandal, conquerer of darkspawn
  • dragon age ii: not the arishok fight jesus christ
  • dragon age ii: at least it’s not the fade
  • dragon age ii: fuck you, bartrand
  • dragon age ii: fuck you, mother petrice
  • dragon age ii: fuck you, meredith
  • dragon age ii: fuck all of you
  • dragon age ii: TURN DOWN FOR WHAT [EXPLODES THE CHANTRY]