jesus feist

So there is a girl in our league and her name is Jesus feist so we call her Jesus for short. So last Sunday practice we were broken into scrimmage teams and we were both ones. And there were like way more twos then ones and Jesus says “I know some of then are lying about being twos so they can be with their friends. And you know who hates liars..? Jesus!”
It was probably the funniest thing I’ve ever heard