jesus christ be mine

  • me [searching the beach with my child]: sorry honey, doesn't look like there's any sand dollars left
  • child: can't the ocean just make more of them?
  • me: and cause inflation? destroy the sand economy? jesus christ Tiffany, use your head

full offense but it is unbelievably ridiculous to act as if micro-identity labels are coherent in society and act as if people have been historically oppressed because of those labels, not to mention that hardly any of them are functional at all and are way too specific/intimate for comfort like your sexuality should not include that you’re a bottom and only feel attraction on the seventh day of august