There’s no conspiracy or cover-up or media manipulation or anything else. It’s just new information about one of Harry’s tattoos.
Harry has a half-heart tattoo, like one of those “best friends” necklaces. According to an interview released this morning, longtime friend Nathan Followill has the other half:
This answers a very much open question, whether two photos – out of ALL the photos we have of Louis – show a half-heart tattoo. Some have always said yes, others have always said no:
Whether there’s a half-heart on Louis’ chest or not (I don’t see it, myself) there certainly is one on Nathan’s chest. Whether Nathan’s heart matches Harry’s or not (if so, it’s a bit of a hack job) he says it does.
This is not a problem. It’s just an explanation for one of Harry’s many tattoos. A friendship tattoo that he got with a friend.
Harry has lots of tattoos for lots of people. His mom. Gemma. The Green Bay Packers. He’s got the word “Pingu” in his armpit to match Ed Sheeran’s Pingu tattoo.
He also has these:
As little of a problem as this is, Harry and Louis knew that it would be a big problem for us.
The half-heart idea is beloved Larrie Lore. I define Larrie Lore as any idea we’ve adopted, despite shaky evidence, because we want to, dammit. Most of the time we’re very open about the “I wish to believe this, thus it is fact, fight me” nature of Larrie Lore. We’ll reply to a chunk of utter headcanon with “#Confirmed”, the sort of cheeky hyperbole that is very often misunderstood outside our realm and leads to comments like “OMG y'all stfu y'all dumb af y'all Larries really believe Harry is an ALIEN!"
We have deep affection for our Larrie Lore. And in some cases, it’s taken as fact. Furthermore, when Larrie Lore is debunked, antis go into an absolute feeding frenzy. It’s savage.
So when Harry and Louis knew the concept of the shared half-heart tattoo would be debunked, they knew that some of us would be sad, and some of us would be shaken, and all of us would be attacked.
So Harry went out of his way to tell us that he is friendly not only with Nathan but with Nathan’s lovely and talented wife, Jessie Baylin, and with their gorgeous child. Translation: “this is not a romance, kids.”
And Louis went out of his way to tell us — with a warning selfie, no less – that the dagger and the rose are important. That we should stop and really think about this.
Translation:"I didn’t get the dagger for you to be a weak Larrie now.”
Have you heard this song before? If not, it’s fine, I’ve listened to it three hundred times in a row for us. I heard it on Friday coming home from the airport, and I knew immediately it was my song for the season. By season, I mean “folky slow contemplative pretty music I listen to when it’s kind of/supposed to be cold”.
This week’s podcast is the Food is the New Rock Thanksgiving Spectacular w/
KINGS OF LEON’S NATHAN FOLLOWILL & his wife Singer/Songwriter JESSIE BAYLIN
We hear about how the Followills will be spending Thanksgiving this year at the KOL country ranch (spoiler: caviar will be involved.) They also tell us their favorite places to eat while on tour and teach Zach about “meat and three”. Plus Nathan admits to doing something unbelievable in the middle of a meal at El Bulli in Spain, which might be the best restaurant story we’ve ever heard on the podcast.
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