jessie james

Flirting with someone at a bar
  • Me: hay lemme see your phone, i'll put my number in.
  • Unsuspecting fool: haha sure *hand me thare phone*
  • Me: *transfers their entire Pokemon go team to myself*
  • Fool: what tha-
  • Me: *rips off my jacket to reveal a sensible tee with a large bedazzled letter R* TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM DEVIATION!!