When Trouble Calls usually it's Jesse James...
Cia guy whispers: I don’t thunk she knew she didn’t have a warrant
Me: uh huh…
Jesse laughs: you dumb asses! I said it! Right in front of you like I always do!
Jesse: you’re stupid…
Me: no I’m not
Jesse: you were afraid of Jeremyuh
Me: no I wasn’t.
Jeremyuh: you were too! When….
He falls silent unable to find a time i was for real scared
Jesse: you were as scared of him as I was
Me: no I wasn’t.. sometimes on my eye brow would be raised when you were afraid of him and I would say Jeremyuh to you so you would realize it was okay. But I wasn’t ever scared of Jeremyuh
Jesse: you might be right…. all those guys with guns in the doctors office and you walked right up to one and grabbed one right in front of a whole row of them who could have then shot you
Me: I did and then I asked him nicely for one and he shook his head no kinda like Baby Face and I started to laugh but then I really felt like I was in a fucked up situation and decided to leave when I rememebered Annie was there. Now I was afraid of everyone when I moved to Oklahoma. And MOST ESPECIALLY baby face. But Jeremyuh talked to me really carefully and I wasn’t scared
Jeremyuh: the one person whom is the least scariest person on the planet is baby face
Me: oh I was terrified of him just like I was of Sunny. I was afraid to hurt their feelings… and I knew no matter what I could do they would end up hurt
Sunny: THANK YOU!
Me: you’re welcome
Jeremyuh: i, Jeremyuh, am more logical
Me: of baby face but sunny may have you beat…
Jeremyuh: okay now im not going to argue
Jesse: she has her dad’s intellect
Jesse: jesse is shutting up now
Sunny: THANK YOU
Jesse: she’s just like you tho momma.
Me: I can see it and momma bear too
Baby face: you mean Candy…
Me: did you just say something about a stripper name?
Baby Face: I thunk that was Jeremyuh. I’m sure in fact
Jeremyuh: you just wait I’m going to get you little fat boy. Remember? That’s why I chased him down in the store cause he untied your bathing suit and Jesse slapped me in the back of the head
Brian: cause she went with Jesse and he told her to go in the frozen food asile in nothing but her bikini
Jesse: and your shoes so I wouldn’t get in trouble. I know how Brian is
Baby face: and I do too that’s why I made her nekkid.
Me: you both got whipped and Jeremyuh got
Jeremyuh: off of my rent for the rest of the year and it was only July
Me: Jeremyuh is a good boy.
Brian: baby face I’m gonna kick your ass again too for saying that about Candy
BABY FACE: IT WAS JEREMYUH! SHIT RUN!
Me: Baby Face got himself all messed up cause we all got him back in the store and then he had to face Brian’s music when we got home
Brian: at midnight!
Baby Face: well we were scared!
Jesse: I built a bonfire I wanted to show Sabrina my skills …. until the police man showed up and told us that the FBI named BRIAN was looking for us. And we made it home in 20 minutes. We hurried so fast we forgot Sabrina’s bathing suit and she went home naked
Me: shut up Jesse
Brian: she came home in your jeans and sweatshirt and I asked her “why are you wearing that?” And you said “those two bafoons thought it to be a good idea. Hurry take this off me of me and I’ll show you how I looked in the store”
Jesse: you fucker! I ran fast as lightening and hid in baby face’s room!
Me: 3 at a time. And you stupid I had forgotten what happened in the store and I had 3 layers of dam clothes on me
Me: mmmm I had my bathing suit on because I lied and told them I took it off. Well I took it off and put it back on
Jesse: I tried all the way home to get her to get that off so I could throw it out the window and lie when Jeremyuh told on us.
Me: your mistake was making an alliance with baby face who opened the closet door and ran and left you to loserville alone
Jesse: I’ll admit I made a mistake there. I hated to get in trouble Brian was so mean tho…
Me: you wouldn’t got in trouble… he would told you “next time put her in your shirt” and made you wait your turn for sex
Jesse: for an hour and I didn’t want to wait
Brian: that’s why you didn’t get any
Me: not like he didn’t get idiot at the beach.
Jesse: what ever you guys were always mean to me
Me: baby face was mean to you and you were Mean to everyone except Brian
Jesse: oh I was mean to brian too
Me: oh yeah… but Brian always whipped your ass… Me and Jeremyuh was the nicest
Jesse: I know
Jeremyuh: that one time we were both pissed off and we just sat back at the kitchen table and as soon as Brian walked in the door
Brian: they were atattling!
Jeremyuh laughs: I know we were talking over each other and we finished and said “what are you going to do?!” And he hadn’t heard a word we said you got all frustrated and whining and whined “beat them up!” All nasely
Me: and then he fucked with us that’s why I was all whiny.
Jesse: you two were the nicest I’ll admit that
Jeremyuh: Sabrina was the meaner one out of us
Brian: now Jeremyuh!
Me: I was going to agree and then you got in trouble haha!
Baby Face: yall see how that shit works!
Jesse: that one day she came down with all our guns and made us clean the house at gun point and she denied it.
Me: you all got in trouble too for lying on me
Jesse & Jeremyuh: cause you did it!
Brian: nu uh!
Me: brian didn’t believe none of yall and i wished I knew how to erase the tape when Brian watched it but who gave me the gun Jesse? And who was whispering in Jeremyuh’s ear? And who didn’t clean?
Jesse: shut up Sabrina
Brian: cause Sabrina called me and told me what you were doing to her
Jeremyuh: I had to go to the doctor before and after…. he stuck that wooden spoon up my ass
Jesse: cause I said you always had a stick up your ass and I thought I would remove it that day
Brian: and I told you to after I shoved that stick up Jeremyuh’s ass
Me: he apologized and I said he needed lube and sometimes the second time felt better
Jesse: and then I got a dick shoved up my ass after dinner time and had to stand on a towel until Brian finished his shower and then you told on me and said I moved and he hit me with a shoe
Me: I told him how you moved and he kissed that bruising on your ass.
Jesse: you NEVER got in trouble with Brian
Me: so? Maybe you should try to be a good boy Jesse
Jesse: I didn’t want to be and you let me get away with everything Brian wouldn’t
Brian: no uh uh
Jeremyuh: yes she would and me too!
Me: and baby face
Baby Face: you always told on me!
Me: and did you or did you not get a lesser punishment?
Baby Face: no!
Brian: yes you did too!
Baby Face: oh I know i did. Brian was mean as hell! I was one scared little boy
Me: that’s why he was nicer to you and implemented the reward system for Jeremyuh