jesse-dangerously

Im SINGLE & i wi$h it wa$ U&I but im AFRAID you wont feel the $ame about me, my friend$ $ay i $hould LET IT GO. You’re ju$t $o FLAWLESS & i find my$elf STAYING UP at night, i want TO be HONEST but our relation$hip might be DANGEROUS & it might $TING, but idk i think it$ ju$t been 1 OF THOSE WEEKS but i ju$t wi$h at the end of the day i could $ay my BABY CAME HOME for VALENTINES

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Uh-oh. Manila folder time.

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This is a video by Sammus, who is playing a show in Syracuse with me, Tribe One, and Mikal kHill on August 30th.

The show is at a karaoke bar called Singers, but we will not be doing karaoke.
Also we may sing a little but mostly all of us are going to be rapping.

This is my first show in the USA since Ann Arbor in April. Damn, I miss it.

It is important that you know that the show begins at 2 PM and ends around 6, so the karaoke can begin. And so we can all go eat dinosaur barbecue after, right?

Yeah that’s right.

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Schaffer the Darklord - Intervention ft. Dr. Awkward, Adam Warrock, Jesse Dangerously, MC Frontalot, Ytcracker, Coolzey & Nelson Lugo

I have this eternal headcanon that when Jesse and Hanzo are married, completely unbeknownst to Hanzo, Jesse decides to wear full traditional Japanese garb to match Hanzo’s. They’re having the ceremony as near to Hanamura as they can manage without putting lives in danger, and Jesse knows those traditions are important to both the Shimadas since they’re so far from home so much of the time. And American wedding traditions are mostly a) bawdy and stupid, b) created by the wedding industry to make you spend money and c) almost all based around the bride, of which there ain’t one, at present.

And Hanzo had almost steeled himself enough not to cry during the ceremony until he lays eyes on him and nearly melts right there in front of everyone they know.

  • Jesse: Genji!
  • Genji: What?
  • Jesse: Where's my peacekeeper?
  • Genji: What?
  • Jesse: Where. Is. My. Peacekeeper?!
  • Genji: I uh, put it away.
  • Jesse: Where?!
  • Genji: Why do you need to know?
  • Jesse: I need it!
  • Genji: Oh no! Don't you think about doing some dare'n do! We've been planning this dinner for two months!
  • Jesse: THE PUBLIC IS IN DANGER!
  • Genji: MY EVENING'S IN DANGER!
  • Jesse: YOU TELL ME WHERE MY GUN IS GENJI! WE ARE TALKIN' 'BOUT THE GREATER GOOD!
  • Genji: GREATER GOOD?! I AM YOUR HUSBAND! I'M THE GREATEST GOOD YOU ARE EVER GOING TO GET!!