jess understands

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I call these “raiding my other fandoms for clothing ideas” - McCree’s poncho stolen from Red Dead Redemption and Hanzo’s Nagajuban-under-a-suit look nicked from Inception’s Saito.

anonymous asked:

concept: gabe n jesse watching football together, gabe is yelling encouragement at the tv and using all this football jargon that jesse doesn't entirely understand but tbh jesse is just happy that gabe is having fun. Bonus "We like the blue team right?"

anon im so sorry you gave me a great prompt and i give you this

im so about this though…. they’re having fun

I’m worried… He thinks Jesse thinks little of him for some reason…?

Manga/Manhwa Worth Reading (Ongoing)

I’ll upload a list every month! Stay tuned.

1. Killing Stalking (depictions of strong violence and harassment, warning). The only reason I’m reading this is to find out how the relationship between the main characters will turn out to be.

2. Kamisama Hajimemashita (the most important arc of the manga just finished)

3. Tokyo Ghoul :re (the clowns are here)

4. Saezuru Tori Wa Habatakanai (One of my favorite yaoi manga. Warning, not everyone’s cup of tea, even though it’s a masterpiece)

5. Shingeki no Kyojin

6. Moritat (Law and Jesse omg)

7. Never Understand/ Out of control (last chapter came out this morning. An interesting read)

8. Kuroshitsuji (another arc finished, right?)

9. Horimiya (slow updates, but worth it)

10. A Man Like You (oh, the angst)

tigerliliesandcherryblossoms  asked:

Would you rather meet Fili or Kili?

HI DARLIN! 

Okay, first off, I must apologize for the ridiculously late reply on this! But fear not! Captain Procrastination will save the day….eventually! 

I was just thinking about the asks I got for this would you rather and literally all of them are about Fili and or Kili. It’s like you all think I’m obsessed or something…….

*crickets chirp*

*little squeaks from herself are heard and then they turn into LARGER SQUEAKS AND THEN:*

Originally posted by iamjaynaemarie

AFDKASKJLFLJKASFDJKLAJDKFLAJKLFJKLFJKSLAFKJLAJKLDFJLK!!! *is obsessed* 

Anyhoo! Here we go! 

Okay, so, this is actually really hard to answer because ???? I JUST???Like you literally cannot have one without the other??? But if I MUST CHOOSE…

I suppose it depends on the situation really. I mean, it’s sorta like…

It’s sorta like, sometimes you feel like a really, really, really fine wine and an entree, and other times you literally just want the dessert. Now of course, often you really just want both, but sometimes you have to for-go your dessert, but other times you just gotta go right to the dessert. So, who’s the dessert, and who’s the entree? Well, that also depends. Lets see. 

Entree:

Originally posted by fili-raffe

That’s some serious filet mignon right there.

Dessert:

Originally posted by tinysofia

Welp, I’ve got cavities. 

Entree: 

Originally posted by lokilas

MAY I HAVE ANOTHER?

Dessert: 

Originally posted by freddielucky

Oh look! He’ll wash your dishes for you! 

Entree + Dessert:

Originally posted by mykingkilii

(….okay thats you going for thirds and fourths, too.)

Second Helping:

Originally posted by ameliawilliams

(That’s when the server tries to take your plate but you ain’t done yet.)

You’ve Literally Spent All Day At The Buffet:

Originally posted by hanarowlrowl

Eh-hem. 

So, you see, it really depends on the day. 

Also, I really don’t think I answered your question, and was using this as an excuse to look at Fili and Kili gifs. 

BON APPETIT!

Hanzo meets Jesse for the first time and without even thinking he turns to Genji and says in Japanese, “I’m going to ride him into the sunset,” and there’s a loud crash as Jesse drops his mug of coffee because he fucking speaks near fluent Japanese and Hanzo just…. legs it.

It’s okay though because Jesse is just relieved Hanzo doesn’t speak Spanish and thus didn’t understand Jesse when he saw Hanzo for the first time and elbowed Fareeha in the side and said something about taming those dragons.

Headcanon #132

Hanzo had stolen all McCree’s serapes again on an especially cold day and had isolated himself again in his fortress of solitude. McCree tried to coax him to give back one of his serapes.

Jesse: “C’mon darlin’, I need one of those back. I’m cold too y’know!”
Hanzo: “I refuse.”
Jesse: “Han, babe!”
Hanzo: “No I will not give up the warmth and safety. This is my enclave, you cannot hope to understand it.”
Jesse: “Hanzo, you’re being ridiculous!”
Hanzo: “I am a creature of the night, Jesse!”

I do not understand the people who insist that Jess was somehow an ass because he didn’t want to go to prom with Rory? Like, there is literally no indication that he felt this way? In their one conversation about it, Rory’s apologetic about ‘making’ him go or whatever (probably because she had to work so hard to convince Dean to do anything like that) and he’s just like “nah I’m cool with it, don’t worry”.

Case in point:
Jess: Ah, yes, I almost forgot about the prom.
Rory: No, you were trying to forget about the prom.
Jess: I agreed to go and I am a man of my word.
Rory: How’s that arm I twisted?
Jess: I got the feeling back in it.
Rory: It’s just if there was one more dance I wanna go to in my whole life, it’d be the Stars Hollow High prom, with Lane. That’s a big part of it.
Jess: I’m getting the tickets this week.
Rory: And I’ll pay, okay?
Jess: Not a chance.
Rory: It means a tux, you know. I know it’s geeky.
Jess: Tuxes are also James Bond. That’s not geeky.

Like he’s literally reassuring her that he is fine with going, and maybe even kind of wants to? And later he literally offers to do summer school if they’ll let him buy tickets, and knowing Jess that’s like, the last thing he’d ever want to do? But he’s willing to if it means they can go to prom? How does anybody interpret this as Jess being a dick and not wanting to go? Can someone explain this?

Also even if he didn’t want to go to prom how the eff does that make him a bad guy? You know Luke wouldn’t want to either yet people never fault him for not wanting to participate in things…

Vacation

Written for @spnpolybingo​. This fills the “vacation” square.

Summary:  Jess finds out about Sam and Dean and has a surprising reaction.

Word Count: 3650

Warnings: smut, Wincest, threesome, anal sex

A/N: Hope y’all enjoy this one! I’m only gonna tag @justanothersaltandburn because I don’t know who all is into the poly stuff, lol. XOXO


Jessica Moore is a goddamn gift.

Sam knows that from the second he’s introduced to her at that party. She rolls her eyes at Brady’s failed attempt at subtlety when they’re introduced, and smiles at Sam, sweet and sexy. Sam thinks he’s already a little in love.

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