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French Slang Masterpost


Slt (Salut) = Hello
Bcp (Beaucoup) = A lot
Dsl (Désolé) = Sorry
Stp (S’il te plait) = Please
Dac (D’accord) = Okay
Qd (Quand) = When 
Qqch (Quelque chose) = Something
Qqn (quelqu’un) = Somebody

Internet words 

Mdr (Mort de rire) = Lol
Ptdr (Pété de rire) = Lmao
Vdm (Vie de merde) = Fuck my life
Tg (T’as gueule) = Shut up
BG (Beau gosse) = Hot guy 
Tkt (T’inquiête) = Don’t worry

Common sayings 

Bref = In short
Ouais = Yeah
Putain, Merde = Shit
C’est de la merde = It’s crap    
Ça craint = It sucks        
Ça me soûle = It’s annoying me 
C’est relou (C’est lourd) = It sucks 
C’est ouf (C’est fou) = It’s crazy
C’est trop cool = It’s awesome
C’est le bordel = It’s a mess
Je suis claqué = I’m exhausted              
Je me casse = I’m getting out of here  
Je m’en fou = I don’t care        
Tu rigoles = You’re jocking      
Tu te fous de ma gueule = You’re kidding me 
Tu fais quoi? = What’s up?
Laisse tomber = Just forget it
Fais gaffe = Be careful                
Péter un plomb = Going crazy                
Avoir la flemme de faire quelque chose = To be too lazy to do something

Unformal verbs

Bouffer = To eat
Taffer = To work
Roupiller, Pioncer = To sleep
Kiffer = To have a crush on someone
Etre vénère (Etre énervé) = To be annoyed
Se marrer = To laugh

Unformal nouns

Un mec = A guy            
Une meuf = A girl        
Un pote = A friend      
Une bagnole = A car                    
Une baraque = A house            
Un pieu = A bed            
Un bouquin = A book
Une clope = A cigarette                       
Le fric, le blé, le thune, l’oseille, le pognon = Money  
Un flic, un keuf = A cop              
Un gosse, un gamin = A kid      
Un boulot, un taf, un job = A job          
La fac = University        
Le bahut = High school

The above phrases/words can be used in almost every informal situation, but don’t use them in your essays or in any kind of normal writing!

Miro is just sitting there like: Ball, do you see how Basti stole my child? He just can’t do this to me.So now I’m sad. That’s my Erik he can’t just steal him. Ball, you’re the only I still have.
Than  Basti is there like: Haha you idiot now he’s mine.
And Erik is sitting there like an innocent child who hasn’t done anything.


WHO’S up for some experimental, in-character PWYW lair reviews? unfortunately there won’t be any doodles this time round, i’m trying to get back into the groove of writing first. but yes.


  • reblog this post with your fr username/a link to your lair, as well as any specific notes about your clan (which ones are lore dragons, if you’d like me to focus on a specific subclan or something)
  • don’t forget to choose a pair!!
  • send me a CR with your payment (zweis #199199)

you can pay either with t/g or apparel! (here’s my apparel list, please don’t deviate from it too much). This is completely PWYW, with a max cap of like. six dragons probably. also if i get overwhelmed w these i might close it down to catch up.

YOU CAN CHOOSE FROM: Sonus & Pax OR Ruodhaid & Amaudru. They come in pairs and will discuss your lair, kind of flavor text style.

more info below the cut! 

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