jerk squad

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chapter 15: invitation

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He looks around, his gut twisting with emotions he doesn’t quite know where to place. And he had done it. The boxes with all the insurance papers are all cleaned up and tucked away into the closed closet. The dresser in the back of the room, tidied up and pushed closer to the window. The bookshelf has been sorted, some of the books removed, and a floor lamp has been added to the corner next to the door. Levi notes that the wood floor can use a new polish, some minor repair, but it’s a floor. A floor with no boxes.

“You did it.” Levi steps into the room, and his smile grows so big that it hurts his cheeks.

“I don’t know if I’ve ever seen you smile that big.” Erwin chuckles.

“You did a good job, Erwin.” He walks over to the bookshelf, runs his finger across the wood and rubs his thumb against it. “You even dusted.”

Puffing out his chest, Erwin returns the smile. “I’m capable sometimes.”

Levi looks back at Erwin, his teeth showing with a smile that meets his eyes. Erwin’s eyebrows upturn and he seems to deflate as his mouth drops open with a soft sigh. “Levi, I want to ask you something.”

“Sure.” Levi searches the corners of the room–he even removed the spider webs. He laughs to himself in a weird sort of delight. 

“Move in with me, please.”


The Signs in the Squad:

Aries: The reckless one in the squad

Taurus: The stubborn idiot one in the squad

Gemini: The squad jerk

Cancer: The squad mother

Leo: The reason why the squad is never bored

Virgo: The intelligent one in the squad

Libra: The helpful one in the squad who eventually snaps

Scorpio: The squad leader with questionable judgement

Sagittarius: The reason why the squad gets into crap

Capricorn: The secret keeper of the squad

Aquarius: The silent one in the squad that seems to come and go whenever.

Pisces: The squad loafer who helps people relax the eff out.

Avengers vs Guardians of the Galaxy

So, something has been bothering me these days and after watching GotG2 I finally got it.

I’m very uncomfortable with the dynamic of the Avengers.

Who feed them?
Who pay for their bill?
Whose ground and building they live under?

Tony-motherfucking-Stark, that’s who. Basically, Tony is responsible for looking after his former team. Like, wtf!? And I could see that they, the whole bunch of them, take Tony for granted. I mean, fuck yeah I’m team Iron Man and I could be biased but, how could I not? (And I get the feeling that Tony is just the type of person to propose to take care of his team first and barely think how munch expense he had to cover). Even from the beginning the team already formed their own opinion about Tony Stark before even actually meet the man.

Black Widow could be a great spy, yes. But then people always see what they wanted to see and I think that this is the case. Tony showed her what she wanted and what the public already know bc why should he do otherwise? He barely knew her, he had nothing to prove and she’s not an important person in his life at that period of time. So I repeat, why should he show the vulnerability that he rarely show to people even his friends to a strange woman that clearly already had a low opinion of him?

But then bc of her report that ‘confirmed’ and ‘refirmed’ Fury’s opinion abt Tony Stark (so basically the whole goddamn SHIELD).

And don’t get me start on Captain America. Some hero, really. They called him the man out of time, in my opinion, is pretty accurate. His time has gone by. Steve Rogers was born in wars and grew up wanting to fight for his country. His opinion while appreciate, is not up-to-date with modern thinking. The man just woke up from sleeping in ice. HE SLEPT all those years, no tragic there really, apart from missing out around everything. Sure he missed his girlfriend, his bff, and how the war end. BUT, but he is also a man always looking for his past.

Now I’m not saying that wanting to find your past is wrong, but come on! Don’t get stuck in it, be grateful that you are one of the helping hand that help to shape up the future today. Be grateful that you get a chance to see the future that you always want your country to be.

Like I said though, They take TONY. STARK. FOR. GRANTED

Now, the Gotg on the other hand? They look like a goddamn family, amitting they are family and would not leave their own behind. Their dynamic, their banters make me want to smile and laugh. Watching them brought me enjoyment because I could sense that they ARE a FAMILY and not just some bunch of random people have to work together.

I love it when a team is comfortable with each other enough that they start throwing insults abt their genes, their species, their races around and leave people bewildered b/c how this clustered fuck of a team work so well together when they are clearly do not respect one another!?

GofG2, in my opinion, is whole lot better then the first movie. It shows how the team has grown, how they have come to accept each other’s quirks and personalities and still want to be around each other even when others being an assholes or giving them a headache. That is what make a GOOD team!

You know they care when Rocket voluntarily head straight to danger and prepare to risk his life for his family, even though he was safely away from it. He doesn’t even have to think about it! He just does.

And what break my heart more is that, they forgive the mistakes when one makes. Even if that mistake nearly cost them their life, they still consider they are family and NO ONE GET LEFT BEHIND! (they don’t even bring it to Rocket face when it was his fault that a whole army of ships are after their asses, they did not even consider or think of it)

So, parallel to the Avengers anyone? Ultron? Civil War? Any bell?

Things That Make Me Go Hmm

In light of the current state of affairs … does Team Swift and Team Klossy regret:

💅 The Austin / Jerk staged pap walk pre-election 

💅 The Karlie / Jerk cabin stunt (which played into the Forbes article)

💅 Allowing Jerk to use Karlie’s name in his ‘bought and paid for’ Forbes article

💅 Involving the Kloss sisters in Jerk’s image repair

💅 Karlie calling Jerk a ‘solid dude’ in print last week

My hunch says any previous plan to merge Jerk into Kaylor’s public squad has been permanently abolished. There is no way Team Swift associates with that corrupt Kushner family ever again. Can you imagine the headlines that ‘Taylor hanging out with a Kushner’ in coming days would bring?

I will honestly be shocked if Karlie or her sisters interact with Jerk publicly anymore. Shit got seriously real the past 48 hours … between the Kushner family Chinese ‘bribe’ and Trump interfering in the FBI investigation.

@tree-paine @pennithow-blog @karliekloss @taylorswift @kimbykloss

Okay, bear with me a mo'....

I would like to observe that Tony Stark isn’t as full of himself as he leads people to believe. I think he puts up that façade as a sort of shield, and it leads a lot of people–both the characters and the audience–to misunderstand him completely.
Tony values his friends and acknowledges his mistakes (even if he doesn’t always see eye to eye with the former, and still makes a lot more of the latter).
Try not to take everything he does at face value; take a moment to assess the whys, not just the whats. Take his past into account, his health, the fear and strain he’s felt and still does, the anxiety, the panic attacks, the PTSD, everything. Tony Stark isn’t the jerk he often seems to be.
Honestly, I was really surprised when I learned how many people misunderstood and hated him. I thought what he was feeling versus things he did/said was more obvious than that.
Don’t get me wrong; I’m absolutely on Steve and Bucky’s side during the whole Civil War thing. But Tony’s a really deep and complicated character. You have to take into account what he’s feeling and why. He’s one of the most human of all the heroes. And, yeah, he reacts ways that he shouldn’t sometimes. Personally, I always liked him a lot for his weaknesses (and humor, but that’s not part of the subject, here). He’s been maybe my favorite since the first movie.

cool MBTI squads

the “we do bad things but somehow never get held accountable for our actions nor do we ever get hurt but fuck do we have a good time” squad: ENTP, ESTP, ESFP

the “beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure” squad: INFJ, ENFP, INFP, INTP, ISFP 

the “fuck you Helen i never want to see you at this PTA meeting or any of my kids soccer games ever again and your brownies taste like shit anyway” squad: ESTJ, ENFJ, ISTJ

the “if i find one paper misplaced on my desk someone will die” squad: INTJ, ENTJ

the “why do i have to choose just one option when i play Fuck Marry Kill why not all three” squad: ESFP, ESTP, ENFP, ISFP 

the “thinks Journey is the best band to ever grace the stage” squad:  ISTJ, ESFJ, ENFJ, ESFP

the “wakes up in the morning wondering who to fight today” squad: ESTP, ENTP, INTJ, ENTJ

the “ Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears” squad: INFP, ESFJ, ISTP

the “*pushes up glasses* *breathes in inhaler* *adjusts bowtie* umm actually” squad: INTP, ENTJ

the “the book was so much better than the movie” squad: ISFJ, INTJ, INFP, ISFP

the “assfuck pretentious cunt dick fuckshitpissbitch jerk” squad: ENTP, ESTP, INTJ, ISTJ

the “most likely to be found guilty of murder” squad: ENFP, ESTP, ISTP

the “most likely to get away with murder” squad: ENTP, ENTJ, INTJ

the “has no friends other than this one squad” squad: INTP, ISFJ, INTJ, ENTJ

the “would genuinely enjoy dubstep remixes of yodeling” squad: ENTP, ESFJ, ESFP, INFP

the “greaser bully from an 80s coming of age movie that takes place in the 50s who carries a knife and chases the 12 year old into the forest” squad: ESTP, ISTP,

the “tumblr sjw who tells people to ‘educate themselves’” squad: ENFJ, ESFJ, ISFJ, ISFP

the “displays qualities strikingly similar to a French pre-revolution Monarch” squad: ENTP, ISTJ, INTJ, ESFP, ENFJ 

anonymous asked:

So how do the side boyfriends work? Will they just have events when you visit their shop a certain number of time, or can they be taken out on dates like the main 6? Most importantly, can MC take Adrian to prom and have the jerk squad side-eye her life choices??

Haha, unfortunately the side guys have much more limited wardrobes than the main guys, so they can’t take the MC to prom. But when you start dating one you do get a ‘relationship announcement’ event. That happens whenever you get a main guy or side guy as your boyfriend. The main group is brought together and the MC lets them know about her new beau. They won’t exactly be super supportive of the decision, aha.

And the side guys do have dates. The dates happen in a set order at specific locations rather than you getting to pick freely from a bunch of different spots, though.

They also have a boyfriend related ending scene, but that’s probably a surprise to no one.

Thank you for the question!

thisstableground  asked:

A, C, E for the letter thing (because they are ALL TRUE and also because you are ace in all senses of the word so it seems very appropriate.)

A- I love you 

C- I love your blog

E- You’re nice

Oh my god I didn’t even notice the pun until you pointed it out. <3 you too (though I am not nice, I am a member of the jerks in pajamas squad and you can’t tell me no because I’ll ignore you)

Talking With the Dead

Summary: Dean and Sam catch wind of a case where someone is bringing people back from the dead.
Characters: Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester, Female Reader
Word Count: Just over 1.3K
Warnings: Language, little bit o’ angst.
Author’s Note: My submission for
@balthazars-muse​  Monster Movie challenge. My sign is Taurus: Animation; the ability to bring souls back from the dead

Originally posted by mishaisgodaf

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“She opened something she shouldn’t have.” No, that bitch straight up broke the head off an ancient statue. What is her doctorate in, being a jerk?

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It’s not that Dean would say he’s a romantic, per se.

Sure, he likes doing things for Cas that he doesn’t really have to. Sam can make fun of him all he wants but the smile that Cas gets whenever Dean brings him flowers or honey from the farmers market is worth all of that grief and more.

And yeah, ok, maybe Dean has made Cas breakfast in bed just because he felt like it a time or twelve. Is it a crime to want to eat waffles in bed with his best friend?

And okay, just because their first kiss was in the rain while they were fighting on a dock, that doesn’t mean anything. It’s not like Dean went to that dock after their fight on purpose, okay? That was just - that was the universe. If the universe wanted there to be some sort of Notebook vibe, who was Dean to argue with it?

Dean wouldn’t say he’s a romantic, but Dean doesn’t say a lot of things.

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