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Prompt: Hi, its me again. 😊. I saw that requests were open. If they still are I came back to make that request for a story where the reader disguises herself when Negan comes to Alexandria so he wont notice her. However one of the saviors starts bothering a young girl causing reader to tackle them and blow her cover. Thank you. ❤ @Lokis-Imaginary-friend (Tag isn’t working!!)

Ships: Negan x Reader
Words: 1,573
Warnings: Curses, sexual assault threats, violence
Category: Angst/fluff (???)

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You stood in front of your sink in your cramped bathroom. You stared at the mirror before you, it was still steamed from the hot shower that you’d just had. You lifted one baggy sleeve of the sweatshirt you were wearing and caused a gap in the foggy glass.

A male version of yourself looked back at you. Your hair was tucked into a hat to give you the look of someone with short hair. You pulled the hat down a little so that it would implead most of the view of your face. You deemed yourself presentable and in all honestly a pretty hot man.

You were also wearing a grey, food stained, baggy sweatshirt that made your body look almost box like and also taking away the curve of your breasts. You looked like any other tired man in the end of the world.

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Twelve Days of Cargo

(Jeremy singing)
On the first day of Christmas, Jack cargobobbed for me:
A truck that was huge and dumpy
On the second day of Christmas, Jack cargobobbed for me:
Two hot pink hot rods
And a truck that was huge and dumpy
On the third day of Christmas, Jack cargobobbed for me:
Three glowing tron-bikes
Two hot pink hot rods
And a truck that was huge and dumpy
On the fourth day of Christmas, Jack cargobobbed for me:
Four ‘Action-Lads’ Newsvans
Three glowing tron-bikes
Two hot pink hot rods
And a truck both huge and dumpy
(Ryan: You messed that part up.
Jeremy: No, that’s how it goes.)
On the fifth day of Christmas, Jack cargobobbed for me:
Five presents from Geoff!
Four Newsvans
(Ryan: That’s not…
Jeremy: Hush!)
Two hot pink hot rods
And a truck that was both dumpy and huge
(Ryan: That’s it. I’m taking over.
*shoving noise*
Ryan Singing.)
On the sixth day of Christmas, Jack cargobobbed for me:
Six cars for Simeon
Five presents from Geoff!
Four Newsvans
Three tron-bikes
Two hot rods
And got Gavin unstuck from a tree
(Jeremy: You can’t change that one!
Ryan: Watch me.
Michael: Quit bitching and sing the damn song already.)
On the seventh day of Christmas, Jack cargobobbed for me:
Seven…
Seven…
(Jeremy: Run out of ideas?
Ryan: Just a second…
Michael: It’s a good thing this is a practice run.
Gavin: I know this part!
Gavin Singing Badly.)
Seven Swans a-swimming!
Six Geese a-laying!
FIIIIIVE GOLDEN RIIII-
(*repeated punching noises as Gavin screams “Boi!” over and over again.)
(Michael drags Gavin out of the room.
Jeremy: Finally some quiet.
Jeremy Singing Again.)
On the first day of Christma-
(Ryan: We cant just start over! We were halfway done!
Jeremy: And we can’t decide on the first line!
Michael returns.
Michael: Let me try.
Michael Singing)
On the seventh day of Christmas, Jack cargobobbed for me:
Seven sticky-bombed speedboats
Six cars for Simeon
Five gifts from Geoff!
Four Newsvans
Three tron-bikes
Two hot rods
And a Gavvy stuck in a tree.
(Jeremy mumbles loudly.)
On the eighth day of Christmas, Jack cargobobbed for me:
Eight Rimmy Roadsters
Seven Sticky Speedboats
Six Cars for Simeon
Five gifts from Geoff!
Four Newsvans
Three tron-bikes
Two hot rods
And a Gavvy stuck in a tree
(Gavin walks back into the room with Geoff in tow.
Gavin: Michael hit me!
Geoff: I’m not actually your dad, Gav. What are you idiots doing? 12 days of Christmas for Jack? I love karaoke.
Geoff Singing.)
On the ninth day of Christmas, Jack cargobobbed for me:
Nine of my greatest enemies
Eight of whatever Jeremy’s cars are called
Seven of the next thing
Six uh, cars
Five gifts for Geoff!
(Jeremy: From.
Geoff: Sure.)
Four Newsvans
Three tron-bikes
Two sweet-ass pink hot rods
And Gavin is a moron!
(Gavin: *shocked gasp*
*gentle shove*
Geoff: *pause* Gav. Did you just hit me?
Gavin: *very quietly* uh… no?
The room quickly descends into a chaotic rumble as Ryan and Jeremy both go for the mic at the same time and Michael tries in vain to get between Geoff and Gavin. Ryan throws Jeremy into the other three and dives into the dog-pile screaming.
Jack: *watching the mess on a security monitor* This is gonna go soooooo viral.)