jeremy's face at the end omg

(BMC) Rich Got A Boyfriend, Song Parody

Parody: Rich Got a Boyfriend
Song: The Smartphone Hour (Rich Set a Fire)
By: Be More Chill

The parody no one asked for, and yet I made.
Also I kind of gave up halfway ahaha sorry
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(MICHAEL)
Come on Jer
I know you’re there, ugh
Wait until I tell you what I heard
It’s too great to type it out
It’s ripe
Call back
You’ll freak out, I am sure

(JEREMY)
Player Two is calling
Player Two is calling
Player Two is calling
Hey!

(MICHAEL)
Oh my god
Oh my god
Okay so

At the end of school last evening
Very end of school last evening
Did you see Rich?

(JEREMY)
Yeah, I saw Rich

(MICHAEL)
So he’s behaving weird beyond his normal habit
Jumping up and down like a crazy rabbit

(JEREMY)
It must be hard living with no squip
I can’t blame him for kind of losing it

(MICHAEL)
Right but
He’s not insane

(JEREMY)
I never said he–

(MICHAEL)
Yo, he’s not insane!!

(JEREMY)
I never said he…?

(MICHAEL)
No
Because I know that it looked wack
But there were reasons for his lack
Of dignity– he had a plan he was scared to do
His fear kicked in and made him look like a goddamn fool
Now, do you want me to tell you?

(JEREMY)
Spit it out, spit it out!

(MICHAEL)
You really want me to tell you?

(JEREMY)
Spit it out, spit it out!!

(MICHAEL)
I’ll tell you ‘cause you are my closest friend

(JEREMY)
I’m your boyf

(MICHAEL)
Yeah, I know
So here’s what happened at the school-day’s end

Rich approached Jake and asked him out on a date
Wooojejwjhah
Rich approached Jake and asked him out on a date
Woooah

He told him he was bi
Wanted to give guys a try

And then Jake said yes and now I think they’re a pair
And then Jake said yes and now I think they’re a pair!!

(JEREMY)
Omg, Chris, answer me
This
Is some major news that you need to hear!!

(CHRISTINE)
Ignore

(JEREMY)
And also space and awkward face
I know you’re not very into gossip and that we’re still uncomfortable over our failed relationship but I actually think you’ll like this and I’m sorry once again about everything, okay?
Smiley face, huggy, question mark

(CHRISTINE)
Hey

(JEREMY)
You good?

(CHRISTINE)
I am

(JEREMY)
Awesome so
At the end of school last evening
Did you see Rich?

(CHRISTINE)
No I left quick

(JEREMY)
So he’s behaving weird and Mike was freaking
That Rich lost it; he was shrieking

(CHRISTINE)
His life is really bad just give him a break
He still has burn marks from burning down that house

(CHRISTINE/JEREMY)
His life is really bad just give him a break
He still has burn marks from burning down that house

(JEREMY)
Right but
That’s not the point
This time he actually had a plan
Involving Jake– I think you already understand

Rich approached Jake and asked him out on a date
Woooah
He told him he was bi
Wanted to give guys a try
And then Jake said yes and now I think they’re a pair!!
And then Jake said yes and now I think they’re a pair!!

(MICHAEL)
Hey everybody, have you heard?
Rich got a boyfriend, now go spread the word!

(JEREMY)
Sending a text! (Text)
Sending a tweet! (Tweet)
Sending a text! (Text)
Tweet! (Tweet)
Release the information, step and repeat

(CHRISTINE)
I’m glad to hear (Hear)
That Rich is snout (Snout?)
No I meant out… Did I say snout?
Sorry guys, my typing skills are awful, no doubt
(All her typing skills are awful, no doubt!)

(ALL)
R-I-C-H
We’re all here
Just in case anyone tries to point or leer
Jake is lucky, so are you
You guys are adorable… And a good match, too!
R-I-C-H
We’re so proud
The tall popular guy is finally away from the crowd
R-I-C-H
We’re all here
Screw the haters, you have us so don’t you fear!

{Insert passive aggressive screeching}

BE MORE CHILL REVIEW!!

Hey guys I saw BMC last night and it was so awesome. Here’s my review of the show, it’s a long one:

* Lots of screaming and shouting whenever the characters did ANYTHING for the first half hour of the show

* Vocals were INCREDIBLEEEE

* I loved More Than Survive so much

* BOYF RIENDS THE WHOLE AUDIENCE CHEERED HAHAHA

* Christine being picked up and signing up for the play omg

* MICHAEL MY FAVE

* Michael did anything and the audience cheered basically

* Rich was so funny

* “I’m never gonna be the cool guy…” that part had so much emotion poor jeremy:(

* “There’s also part of me that wants to do this” *crazy noises*

* I liked the costume choices they were mostly different but Michael’s look was just about the same

* IT’S FROM JAPAAAAAAAN YES RICH

* TWO. PLAYER. GAME. YES YES YES YES YESSSSSSSS

* THE DANCING IN IT WAS AMAZING

* MARIO COSTUME ON STAGE LOL

* The SQUIP entering the stage was epic

* The SQUIP is also very funny

* Do You Want A Ride omg Chloe and Brooke dancing around Jeremy

* Brooke singing “Pinkberry” YES GURL

* A Guy That I’d Kinda Be Into was so good omg Christine is great

* JEREMY AND CHRISTINE SLOW DANCING WAS CUTE

* UPGRADE was just completely amazing

* The Halloween costumes hahah

* Jake was so determined to get Jeremy and Chloe out of the room he was crazy

* Rich was going INSANE with needing Mountain Dew Red

* Jeremy and Christine talking at the party and laughing together aw

* But then Christine said no to Jeremy and the whole audience did a sad “awww”

* Jeremy. Called. Michael. A. Loser. Everyone was more upset about that then Christine of course and it BROKE MY HEART POOR MICHAEL DIDNT DESERVE

* Second half of Michael In The Bathroom was so powerful and his voice starting breaking at one point

* The costumes for The Smartphone Hour were ICONIC and very glittery

* THE LIGHT UP SHOES FOR PITIFUL CHILDREN YES

* Jeremy was so mean to his dad aww

* MR HEERE RUNNING TO GET MICHAEL HAHA

* “When you looove somebodyyyy” YES MICHAEL BB

* When Jeremy flashes back to Rich saying he needed Mountain Dew red THE PLAY BACKGROUND DROPPED AND WENT BACK UP and it was so funny for some reason

* MICHAEL MAKES AN ENTRANCE!!!

* The crowd went WILDDDD they had to wait a second before talking again because everyone was just screaming

* When everyone is SQUIPed it’s just chaos on stage

* The screaming when the mountain dew red saves christine

* The SQUIP goes “Oh f*ck” when he realizes Christine drank the mountain dew and it was the funniest thing

* RICH IN THE HOSPITABLE OMG SO FUNNY HIS VOICE WAS SO DIFFERENT

* “Ohmygod im bi” THE SMILE ON HIS FACE WAS HILARIOUS

* When Jeremy sees his dad wearing pants it was so heart warming

* Voices In My Head everyone being friendly to Jeremy and giving him advice was so cute

* Jeremy and Christine’s kiss was looooong but cute

* Everyone saying “Cccc'mon” at the end was just wonderful

I LOVED the show so much it made me so happy to see it live. Michael is of course my favorite character and getting to see him was amazing. I love the music and the characters and just about everything about the show it was a great night!

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