jeremy lin

Concept: a website like Netflix but for professionally filmed broadway/west end musicals

Description of Broadway's  guys voices
  • Leslie Odom Jr.: A red velvet cupcake fresh out of the oven with cream cheese frosting in the middle
  • Lin-Manuel Miranda: That Dragon’s Egg Bath Bomb that just explodes with color when you drop it in the bath water
  • Daveed Diggs: Tap dancing. Just tap dancing but also rapping at the same time
  • Michael Arden: Butterflies in your stomach that are so strong you want to pull a Julie Andrews and start spinning happily in a circle
  • Andy Mientus: Fuzzy socks and hot chocolate by a warm fire with tons of blankets while having a Disney movie marathon
  • Aaron Tveit: The cold side of your pillow that feels oh-so-good in the middle of the night
  • Jeremy Jordan: Dressing in a cute outfit and strutting around while everyone is checking you out and you KNOW you look hot AF
  • Ben Platt: To take a bath with relaxing music and suddenly felt the heat in your body and your cheeks blushing
  • Darren Criss: When you adopt a new puppy, who has been living on the street starving, and now all you wanna do is wrap him in a blanket, cuddle and give him love
  • Jonathan Groff: That one commercial for Coca Cola that they play at Christmas Time that makes everyone laugh,smile, and cry
  • Alex Boniello: When you’re home alone and put on full concert mode very loudly with light, fume and special effects all over the room
How to get into the Holy Trinity: Hamilton, Heathers, and Dear Evan Hansen. Ten easy steps.

Step one: Find out about Hamilton and halfheartedly listen to it.

Step two: This shit is goOD SHIT–

Step three: Coming down from the Hamilton hype a bit and you start listening to your other music again instead of Hamilton. Vulnerable to new musicals.

Step four: Hamilton blogs upload Heathers content. You check it out because you are apparently a musical person so maybe you’ll get into this one?

Step five: HOOOOO MAMA YOU DIDN’T KNOW YOU NEEDED THIS WHY IS VERONICA’S VOICE SO SMOOTH–??

Step six: Start watching Heathers animatics because JD is hot in all of them.

Step seven: You watch a Dear Evan Hansen animatic because it came up on your dash because you watch so many Heathers ones.

Step eight: You listen to Dear Evan Hansen because you’re curious about it now and it seems pretty cool.

Step nine: NOT AGAIN HOLY SHIT

Step ten: Everything is a reference to one of the Holy Trinity. Your obsession has leaked into your every day life. Your friends don’t know you. You don’t know you. What have you become.

what have musicals done to me?

me: *sees a newspaper* *thinks of newsies* *starts crying*

also me: *hears someone counting in french* *thinks of hamilton* *starts crying*

also me: *sees a tree* *thinks of dear evan hansen* *starts crying*

also me: *hears someone even mutter the words black or red* *thinks of les mis* *starts bawling hysterically*

also me: *hears something about the 2019 wicked film release* *starts crying*

also me: *passes a 7/11* *thinks of heathers* *starts crying*

do you see my problem here?

2

 History has its eyes on you! by PRlNCESS aka Illse.

A collection of Broadway songs that describe historical events, from elections to revolutions.

Featuring songs from: Something Rotten!, Hamilton, The Book of Mormon, Bloody Andrew Jackson, Les Mis, Assasins, Annie Get Your Gun, Newsies, Fiddler on the Roof, Ragtime, Chicago, Bonnie and Clyde, Allegiance, Hairspray, and Miss Saigon.

Sources for the facts are:  Eric Foner, Give Me Liberty: An American History  and Wikipedia. Painting in album is “Battle outside the Hôtel de Ville” by Jean Victor Schnetz

Descriptions of Broadway Guys' Voices
  • Leslie Odom Jr.: A red velvet cupcake fresh out of the oven with cream cheese frosting in the middle
  • Lin-Manuel Miranda: That Dragon's Egg Bath Bomb that just explodes with color when you drop it in the bath water
  • Michael Arden: Butterflies in your stomach that are so strong you want to pull a Julie Andrews and start spinning happily in a circle
  • Andy Mientus: Fuzzy socks and hot chocolate by a warm fire with tons of blankets while having a Disney movie marathon
  • Aaron Tveit: The cold side of your pillow that feels oh-so-good in the middle of the night
  • Jeremy Jordan: Dressing in a cute outfit and strutting around while everyone is checking you out and you KNOW you look hot AF
  • Alex Wyse: That one harmony in every Broadway musical that just is so frickin beautiful and you want to die because of it
  • James Monroe Iglehart: When you're home alone and you act out all of your favorite Broadway musicals. At the same time
  • Austin P. Mackenzie: Walking outside on a warm day and it's the perfect temperature and the sun hitting your face makes you feel so peaceful
  • Daveed Diggs: Tap dancing. Just tap dancing but also rapping at the same time
  • Ben Fankhauser: GO AND LOOK IT UP THE POOR GUY'S HEAD IS SPINNING!?!?!?!?!?!
  • Jonathan Groff: That one commercial for Coca Cola that they play at Christmas Time that makes everyone laugh,smile, and cry.
  • Gideon Glick: When Harry Potter opens up that golden egg underwater and that beautiful mermaid song starts playing
some trojans hcs

bc i’m bored and also i love the trojans have i mentioned that

gonna start w/ alvarez

  • the ULTIMATE MEME
  • super friendly and extroverted
  • always blasting spanish music (she’s puerto rican)
  • always first to buy into ridiculous instagram trends—glitter roots, super fancy nail art—sometimes they work! sometimes they,,,do n ot
  • real goofy 
  • KNOWS EVERYONE
  • how??? does she do it??
  • carefully steps off a park bench: ‘parkour’
  • says what’s on her mind bc she’s lowkey salty as hell
  • that’s why she gets along so well w jean 
  • rly, do NOT get these two mad at you they will drag u so hard nothing will be left of u. prepare for death
  • they bicker a lot but it’s out of love

laila!! 

  • jeremy’s bffl
  • always carrying bandaids and,,, pretty much everything
  • ‘laila!! laila!! our bus broke down—’
  • laila pulling out 5 spare tires 7 flashlights and a full repair kit out of her backpack: i got this
  • voted Most Likely To Survive The Zombie Apocalypse
  • lovs to dance
  • idk what she studies I’m saying either art or engineering,,,both
  • is super chill unless u fuck up and then she descends upon u with the fires of hell in her eyes
  • actually funny as hell
  • loves trying new stuff and for some reason always heads out at the weirdest hours
  • laila, at 3am: jeremy. jeremy wake up we’re going to get french fries alvarez and jean are already in the car

jean I lov him

  • taking french to fill out his subjects bc #hackthesystem
  • jeremy put on les mis and jean, slightly (very) drunk launched into a 3hr rant about incorrect translations and accuracy
  • alvarez filmed it and it’s the holy grail of the trojans group chat
  • will bodily lift alvarez off high surfaces and lower her to the ground
  • learning how to play the violin (because he always wanted to, but he can now)
  • whenever anyone annoys him he uses it to make screechy sounds outside their door
  • and then sweetly smiles and pretends its just bc he’s a beginner wow u didn’t sleep at all connor i’m ever so sorry bc he’s a little shit
  • picked up sketching and painting, and is taking some lessons with laila

jeremy, loml

  • certified Team Dad™ , tells awful jokes and thinks they’re hilarious
  • avid lover of kpop
  • loses everything oh my god someone help him he is a mess
  • for someone who has an image of a responsible and put-together captin he rly is a disaster
  • team ‘why do today what u can do tmrw’
  • needs glasses and stumbles around half-blind bc he loses them all the time
  • contrary to popular belief, not a morning person but caffeine recharges him
  • softest sweaters, but they’re constantly being stolen by everyone else

 in conclusion: disaster of a team but i lov them and hope they r doin well