jenny what are you doing

It’s ur girl Jennie 🍄 

edit: I know this one isn’t that good but it was my first so bare with me
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Son, listen to me. I’m gonna do what you want, get my act together. I’m gonna get your mom and Jellybean home so we’re all under the same roof. I promise. But I just need a little time to do that. Not a lot, not long, a month, two at the most. And then we’ll be back on track, all right? You You believe that, don’t you?… Yeah, I believe you, Dad.

  • Jenni: What do you think your favorite memory will be at this company? Jemima.
  • JEMIMA: My best day was the day that I experienced what it’s like to be picked up [in the air] by Adam Driver. [Laughter.]
  • LENA: I like it too. Adam Driver cradled me like a motherf-cking baby for, like, eight takes, and I won’t lie, it felt good.
  • JEMIMA: You know the big thing that you jump over in gymnastics?
  • JENNI: The vault.
  • JEMIMA: That’s Adam Driver. [Laughter.] Like, you can just run and jump on it. It doesn’t move, and it supports you fully.
  • Jennie, watching Lisa listen to two separate walkmen: What are you doing?
  • Lisa: Well I’m trying to learn mandarin and listen to beethoven at the same time.
  • Lisa: You see, I’ve just realized that I have two ears so it’s a waste to only listen to one thing.
  • Jennie: Let me get this straight, You just realized that you have two ears?
Head in the Clouds | yoga instructor!jennie | M

Summary: Aerial yoga is not what you want to be doing at any point let alone at 7AM on a Saturday morning but that’s until you see the instructor and her yoga pants. 

A/N: This wasn’t requested. Jennie’s post on Instagram (the picture above) just got me feeling some type of way. I’m sorry if the terms aren’t accurate, I only watched three videos to understand this type of workout…

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  • Jennie: Okay, we’re at the window, what do you want.
  • Jisoo: A burger.
  • Jennie: There’s no burger on the menu.
  • Jisoo: I want a burger.
  • Jennie: Jisoo, we’re at taco bell.
  • Jisoo: Quiero una burger.
  • Jennie: The number of people in this car is about to go down to quiero uno if you don’t shut the hell up.

JENNI:  What do you think your favorite memory will be at this company? Jemima.

JEMIMA: My best day was the day that I experienced what it’s like to be picked up [in the air] by Adam Driver. [Laughter.]

LENA: I like it too. Adam Driver cradled me like a motherf-cking baby for, like, eight takes, and I won’t lie, it felt good.

JEMIMA: You know the big thing that you jump over in gymnastics?

JENNI: The vault.

JEMIMA: That’s Adam Driver. [Laughter.] Like, you can just run and jump on it. It doesn’t move, and it supports you fully.

LENA: It’s like a hot-ass future-Oscar-winning vault.

—  The Cast of Girls Glamour Magazine
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Lara Jean Song Covey → P.S. I Still Love You by Jenny Han 

What if we do? If we’re so guarded, it’s not going to be anything. Let’s do it fucking for real, Lara Jean. Let’s go all in. No more contract. No more safety net. You can break my heart. Do whatever you want with it.

anonymous asked:

Darregg took a cab and left her alone when she was supposed to be there to spend time with him, this is hilarious

They like to stretch these pap pics out so I wouldnt be surprised if tomorrow People mag had an exclusive on their night date where he took her to see Disney on Ice and shared an ice cream cone.

Also he’s a dick, what do you expect, let Jenny find her own way home in the cold.

anonymous asked:

Hey, Jenny. I borrowed your New Nintendo 3DSXL, but I accidentally lost it. My bad.

“RRRAAAUUUGGGHHH! I’M GONNA F#$%ING KILL YOU, ANON!!!” ~Jenny

“Anon, do you have any idea what you’ve just done!?” ~Jesse

i wanna ruin our friendship ◦ an amata x f!lw fanmix

if i didn’t care brenda lee // we’ll meet again vera lynn // heard it on the radio the bird and the bee // golly sandra eisley // hiding under covers the growlers // science vs romance rilo kiley //  parachute (acoustic) ingrid michaelson // a proper polish welcome torres //  i know trespassers william // landslide sara wee //  do what you have to do sarah mclachlan // jenny lily sevin // somedays regina spektor // let her go jasmine thompson //

me: hey whats up ……ROMANTIC LOVE WAS INVENTED TO MANIPULATE WOMEN -Jenny Holzer
girl: do you have a signature on your texts or something
me: no ……ROMANTIC LOVE WAS INVENTED TO MANIPULATE WOMEN -Jenny Holzer